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    The next morning he got up early in the morning to find out the best suit on his body, and walked anxiously around the living room. Shangguanyu, who was making breakfast in the kitchen, smiled and said, "Brother, you don't have to be in such a hurry. The government department doesn't go to work until 08:30. Let's take a look at the morning news first."

    Looking at the wall clock showing Shangguanwen at 07:00 in the morning, sighed, turned on the TV and began to watch the news. The Tang family's news system has a government channel and six Planet channels. In addition to broadcasting the government's policy agenda and various bills, the government channel introduces the resources and economic situation of the planets, and never broadcasts programs such as advertising and entertainment. Although this channel is too serious, it is the most popular channel. People can learn about the latest situation of the Tang family from this channel, businessmen can learn about business opportunities from this channel, and officials get the latest information from this channel every day.

    As for the six Planet channels, they desperately broadcast advertisements for their own planet and entertainment programs, and can be obtained from these channels if they want to see movies or other leisure programs.

    Shangguanwen naturally chose the government channel. After all, it won't be long before he becomes an official. Seeing that it happened to be the morning news, Shangguanwen could not help finding a comfortable place to enjoy it, but immediately after seeing the news title, he leaned his head against the TV and couldn't take his eyes off it.

    It was shown on the screen: "drugs are things that bring calamity to the country and the people. in order to avoid the scourge of drugs to the Tang family, Tang long, the current head of the Tang family, issued the Tang family's latest law-anti-drug order: it is forbidden to manufacture, sell, and absorb all soft and hard drugs within the scope of the Tang family. Severely crack down on drug manufacturers and drug addicts. After being arrested and interrogated, drug manufacturers and traffickers will be deprived of all their property and will be shot if they fail to perform meritorious service. After the drug addicts are arrested for the first time, they will undergo a month-long reform through labour, and government military personnel will be removed as soon as they take drugs. Drug addicts who continue to take drugs without repentance and are arrested for the second time after reform through labour will be flogged 50 times. Drug addicts have been arrested twice in a row and remain dead. after the third arrest, they are shot immediately after the third arrest, and those who are so weak-willed should not exist in the world. This order will come into effect on the date of promulgation. Drug manufacturers and drug addicts before the promulgation of the law will let bygones be bygones. After the law is implemented, everything will be done in accordance with the law. " After the news was broadcast, it began to broadcast the news that various places had begun to build drug rehabilitation centers, and advised drug addicts to get rid of drug addiction as soon as possible.

    Shangguanwen is not in the mood to read the following news, so he immediately clicks on the screen and chooses the anti-drug news just now to watch carefully. Now the function of TV is similar to that of computer, so you can choose the news you are interested in and browse it in detail. After reading the details, Shangguanwen immediately shouted, "Xiaoyu, come and see, my name is on it!"

    Shangguan Yu, who had already come out early, leaned forward and asked, "where?"

    "here, you see, how about 'the government adds a drug association agency, each planet has a drug association bureau, and the director, Shangguanwen,'? I said I didn't lie to you! " Shangguan said proudly.

    Shangguan Yu said with a smile, "Don't be happy yet. The whole Tang family has only one department and six bureaus, but if you want to find out the drug traffickers and drug addicts in the system among billions of people, you will definitely be so busy!" If you don't have significant achievements, I'm afraid you'll be sued for dereliction of duty. "

    Shangguanwen said disapprovingly, "what, I can set up an association department in every city, but I don't believe that drugs can be eliminated. As long as drugs are eliminated, it doesn't matter whether or not to be this director."

    "Oh, each city has set up an extraction department? How many cities are there on six planets? no wonder the Ministry of Finance will allocate money to you. "

    "if you have financial difficulties, you can hand over the property of those who deprive drug manufacturers and traffickers to the ban agency for funding. in this way, there will be no problem at all."

    "it's no use telling me this. You go to the Minister of Finance and say that it can only be implemented with the consent of the Minister. Come on, have breakfast. " Shangguan Yu said and pushed the breakfast to Shangguanwen.

    Shangguanwen ate and didn't know what to whisper.

    Tang long, who received the Una report, said to Una, "Shangguanwen's method is good. The Ministry of Finance only needs to allocate a sum of start-up capital. In the future, the operation of their drug extraction agency will be maintained by the property of those drug manufacturers and drug traffickers."

    "but in this way, their finances will be separated from our financial management, and isn't it too much for you to give them too much power? The ban will be a big deal after a long time. " Una said worriedly.

    Tang long said with a smile: ", don't worry, this drug agency only has the power of investigation and arrest, but does not have the power of trial, judgment and detention." The power of trial and detention will not be enjoyed by any department other than the court. As for the financial expenditure of the Department of Expenditure, you will be assigned by the Ministry of Finance to be responsible for it. As long as it is reasonable, it can be allocated, but every income and expenditure should be recorded clearly, and you have to check their books from time to time. " Una nodded, so that although the DEA had another vault, the key to the vault was still in the hands of the Ministry of Finance.

    "how to deal with the personnel required by Shangguanwen?" Li Wu, minister of government affairs and minister of personnel, asked.

    After thinking about it for a moment, Tang long said, "well, transfer some clever government personnel to serve as planners, and then transfer 60,000 local troops to act as operational personnel."

    "do those soldiers need to be converted to civilian staff? What is the configuration of weapons and equipment? " Sally, who is in charge of military affairs, asked aloud.

    "No, let them continue to have military posts, and let the civilian and military posts of the Department of Association be connected, so that there will not be any lack of command. Weapons and equipment are the same as the police. If drug traffickers use too much force, they can ask local troops for help. " Speaking of this, Tang long suddenly said to Li Wu, "inform Ling Li and ask her to cooperate with you to arrange for some people to enter the department. After all, we dare not guarantee that the people of the department will not be bribed by drug traffickers." Ling Li was so busy training super agents that she didn't have time to attend the morning meeting at all.

    Everyone nodded and approved what Tang long did.

    When Shangguanwen hung a first-class Earl badge and dozens of men who had just been dialed, he excitedly went to receive manpower and office buildings around the country. Contrary to his excitement, after the prohibition order spread throughout the Tang family, countless drug traffickers panicked, of which Ouyang Dong was the most uneasy.

    At the moment he was shouting to his father in anxiety and panic, "Dad!" When I was done this time, I didn't expect that Shangguanwen had become the director of the drug crackdown. He had seen me sell drugs more than once, and I had offended him. He would certainly operate on me! " Speaking of this, Ouyang Dong suddenly pointed to his father and scolded, "it's all you!" I could have made a comfortable life with a knighthood, but you asked me to get the money! I'm dead. Let's see what you tell your mother! "

    Ouyang Xuan, the dignified father of Ouyang Dong, frowned on this and said, "that's enough!" Panic about what? Didn't you read the last sentence of the anti-drug order? It is said that the drug dealers before the promulgation of the law let bygones be bygones. Did you sell drugs today? "

    "as soon as I got up, I was petrified by the news. I didn't have time to sell drugs." Ouyang Dong shook his head feebly and said.

    "that's fine. Since you didn't sell drugs after the decree was issued, what are you afraid of?" Ouyang Xuan said.

    As soon as he heard that he was all right, Ouyang Dong immediately cheered up and asked, "really?" Will I be all right? "

    Ouyang Xuan said: "now you immediately destroy the drugs in stock, and then make a list of the Earth Star people who manufacture drugs and sell drugs, as well as the people who have bought drugs from you, and then immediately send the list to Shangguanwen."

    "Let Shangguanwen perform meritorious service immediately?" Ouyang Dong, who was relaxed all over, curled his mouth in dissatisfaction.

    "what does it mean, fool, that Shangguanwen has leapt from a civilian status to a first-class count? It shows that he is deeply loved by the master of the house! If you don't send this list to curry favor with him, do you want to hold a grudge against him? " Ouyang Xuan scolded.

    Waking up, Ouyang Dong nodded hurriedly and offended his Royal Highness's favorite minister, which not only did no good, but also did a lot of harm.

    "well, sell those nightclubs and the like when these things are done. I'll recommend you for an interview in a few days. Anyway, it's better to be an official than a businessman. We already have a lot of money." Ouyang Xuan said and went out to work.

    Looking at the figure of his father, Ouyang Dong smiled secretly that the funds obtained from drug trafficking were not one, but several. It won't be long before I get into officialdom. I need a lot of money to pull the relationship. I can't rely on my father all the time. Ouyang Dong went to destroy the drugs in the underground warehouse with a smile on his face.

    My subordinates were busy, and Tang long, who was left with Fengbing and Fengshuang, couldn't help asking, "where's the elder sister?"

    Fengbing replied, "Miss Xing Zero went shopping with Miss Xing Zero." Since they were assigned to Tang long, they have changed their name to Tang Xing as Miss.

    "alas, when will Chen Kang's talents come when they want to start a war but do not have logistical personnel?" Tang long sighed and walked out. Now that all the factories have been destroyed, the Tang family can only rely on the original reserves and trade to maintain the livelihood of the people and the operation of the army. At this time, not to mention attacking others, it is lucky not to be attacked.

    Tang long, who walked out of the council hall, found a group of guards and several floating cars waiting for him. He clapped his head and said to himself, "I forgot to shoot a group of criminals." And got into the car. Philly told herself this when she went to see Phil yesterday. A total of more than 100 criminals were executed this time, most of whom were immigrants from the Earth Star.

    Tang long, sitting in the car, thought to himself: "it seems that we should let Yuming speed up his action. I hope that the guys of the Earth Star can take advantage of this to make trouble and find some excuses for Yuming." For that global star with a population of 5 billion, Tang long wants to keep it firmly in his hands.

    The convoy arrived in the suburbs, and the deserted area was already crowded with people who came to watch, waving their heads excitedly and grimacing in front of the cameras ordered by the television station to be broadcast live. The most powerful are the ape-men. I don't know if they are expressive or because they are so excited that they have just changed from slaves to citizens. In short, they are even more proud of the admiration of the crowd for running after the camera, showing their strong figure and all kinds of flexible movements at the same time. If you don't look at the hundreds of blindfolded and mouthed prisoners on death row tied to posts, and those executioners standing with guns in snow-white uniforms, what kind of banquet will be held in this place?

    Seeing Tang long get out of the car, the people present, including the apes, knelt down and shouted, "see your Highness, the master of the house!" In a kneeling crowd, several people stood conspicuously and walked quickly towards Tang long. Of course they are not the guards in charge of the guard. Have they all been stopped by the guards? The TV station that felt there was a chance to watch immediately aimed its camera at them.

    One of the middle-aged men was very exasperated, pushing the guard who stopped him and shouting: "Tang long!" I am the diplomatic ambassador of Earth country A, and you cannot sentence our citizens to death! " Hearing this, everyone in the TV station was delighted. It seems that a program with high ratings is necessary.

    Hearing that this guy dared to call his master by name, the guards and the people were angrily ready to beat him up, but they were stopped by Tang long and asked them to come and meet Tang long at the sign of Tang long.

    The shouting Ambassador of State A walked up to Tang long, and without waiting for Tang long to speak, he said coldly, "you are really arrogant enough. I have asked to meet you again and again, but you do not agree." Ignoring the angry eyes shot around him, he said proudly, "now I ask you to order the cancellation of the execution immediately. We A countrymen do not recognize that you have sentenced our citizens to death!" I demand a new trial by our judge! "

    Tang long and the people around him forgot to be angry, and all looked at the arrogant middle-aged man dumbfounded, wondering how the middle-aged man could say such a powerful country to a weak country with such arrogance. Doesn't he know that the Earth Star is only a primitive planet, while the Tang family has the power of six planets?

    Tang long, who stayed for a long time to wake up, could not help laughing and said, "what are you talking about?" Is it up to you judge to retry? "

    The middle-aged man held his head high and said, "that's right!" Because we suspect your trial was unfair! Otherwise, so many stars would not have been sentenced to death! "

    Tang long ignored him and asked Fengshuang, "are there any relatives of him among those who have been sentenced to death?" The people at the TV station also cleverly turned the camera this way and began to collect audio.

    Fengshuang nodded and said, "Yes, his son was sentenced to death for rape. According to his son's confession, he wanted to experience the difference between women on another planet and women on Earth."

    The middle-aged man immediately shouted, "look how backward your laws are!" It's just rape, there's no need to be sentenced to death! For example, in our country A, we can be detained for a few months at most! I strongly urge you to sentence in accordance with the laws of country A. " All the people around shook their heads. It seemed that the middle-aged man had lost his head because his son was about to be put to death, and even made such a request.

    "bang!" Tang long slapped the middle-aged man several times in the face and said coldly, "Don't you have any common sense?" No matter where you are from or where you break the law, you must be sentenced in accordance with the laws of that place! This is a universally accepted law, and I think you global stars should have such a law, right? Don't you even know that? "

    "how dare you hit me? I am the ambassador of country A. I'm going to sue you in the cosmic court! " The middle-aged man shouted ferociously, clutching his flushed face.

    Tang long slapped him again, and then smiled contemptuously: "despite the fact that there is no cosmic court, even if there were, they would not pay attention to the complaint lodged by a small country among the hundreds of countries on the primitive planet."

    "you. You are insulting our country A. We declare war on you! " The angry middle-aged man suddenly pointed at Tang long and shouted. The global stars who accompanied him immediately hurriedly tried to come forward to dissuade them, but they were all blocked by the people of the TV station. When they wanted to shout, they were taken away by the guards with their mouths covered on the charge of disturbance. Of course, this scene was not even filmed on TV.

    "Oh? Are you qualified to declare war on us on behalf of the Earth Star? " Tang long said with disdain. He deliberately dragged the declaration of war to the whole earth star.

    The flushed middle-aged man shouted, "I am the ambassador to Zhongzhou Star appointed by the Earth Federal Co-ordination Group. Of course I am qualified to declare war on you on behalf of the Earth!" However, after he had said this, he finally realized what he had said and opened his mouth pale to overturn his words, but Tang long did not give him a chance to speak.

    "good! In that case, I accept your declaration of war and send troops to the Earth Star as soon as the execution is over! " Tang long said that the first sentence was for the middle-aged man, and the latter sentence was for everyone. The people who had long disliked the middle-aged man immediately cheered and shouted out the words of the earth.

    Tang long ignored the pale middle-aged man and nodded to the official in charge of execution. The official stood up and began to read out the charges of the prisoners on death row. After the reading, he waved his hand, and hundreds of laser beams lit up. The heads of the hundreds of prisoners on death row were immediately shot through and were completely dead.

    In order to keep abreast of the situation of the earth star, Tang long specially sent someone to install tens of thousands of jump communicators in the domain from the Zhongzhou star to the earth star. Although the cost is huge, Tang long feels that it is worth it, because in the future, he can obtain the situation of the planets on this channel through the addition of a monitoring function communicator.

    Yu Ming, who was watching the live broadcast through the communicator with various federal preparatory committee members on Earth Star, immediately stood up and said, "Sorry, everyone, I have to go, but I'm sure I'll be back to visit you soon." Without waiting for the heads of state of the original earth to wake up, they left this place. By the time the Fuhrer woke up, Yu Ming had already left.

    Of course, the awakened heads of state knew what Yuming meant by "coming back soon." the first thing they panicked was to scold the head of State An and ask him why he recommended that idiot to Zhongzhou Star as diplomatic ambassador. It took them a while to think of ordering martial law. After giving the order, some ran home, some went to secret bases, and only a very small number of people thought about how to solve the crisis.

    When watching the live broadcast, the people on the Earth Star also swore at the middle-aged man who did not know the greatness of heaven and earth. After the middle-aged man declared war on behalf of the global star, and Tang long also agreed to this declaration of war, the people began to panic, cursing the middle-aged man crazily, while fleeing. However, there are quite a number of smart people who hide in the factories and companies run by the businessmen of Zhongzhou Star. In their view, aliens will not at least attack their own industry, right? The movements of these smart people allowed more people to pour into these factories and companies, not only packed these places, but also began to fight each other for the center closer to the factory. They are so scared because they know that it is impossible to defeat aliens with the ability of the Earth Star.

    Under the order of Yuming, hundreds of thousands of fighting soldiers stationed in the Earth Star and warships in outer space began to look covetously at the panicked armies of the Earth Star. They all saw the news. Now wait for the officer to give the attack order to the Earth Star people, who do not know the sky and earth.

    At the moment, Yuming is communicating with Tang long: "Lord, are you going to capture the earth star in one fell swoop?" Yu Ming asked respectfully.

    Tang long shook his head: "No, if we swallow the earth star in one fell swoop, the earth star people will think that we are invaders. All you have to do is use this excuse to ask 50% of the officials of the earth federal government to be our people." and ask them to hand over the command of the army in accordance with the agreement. "

    "Yes, my subordinates understand. What else can I do for you?"

    After thinking about it for a moment, Tang long said, "well, our newly established Drug Administration has arrested a large number of drug traffickers, most of whom are from Earth. I will pass the evidence to you later."

    "my lord, is this news going to spread?" Yuming asked carefully.

    "No, after all, I don't want our people to hate the Earth people too much. You just show the evidence to the heads of state of the Earth Star. How to use it to achieve your goal is your business. Also, I have sent 100 beluga warships to cheer for you. " Tang long said.

    "Thank you, my lord. My subordinates will not let my lord down." Yu Ming saluted Tang long.

    Tang long, who turned off the communication, no longer thought about the local star, and he believed that Yu Ming would hand in a satisfactory answer. He was a little distressed that Shangguanwen did not know where to get the information, but unexpectedly arrested tens of thousands of drug addicts at once, and all of them were arrested at the scene, of which 5,000 or 6,000 were local officials.

    "well, didn't these officials watch the morning news? It has long been said that all government officials who take drugs have been dismissed. " Tang long shook his head and said to the two tails behind him.

    "Lord, it's not that they didn't watch the morning news, but that they were addicted to drugs, and many officials were arrested in his office." Li Wu, who just came in, interrupted. Tang long this office, if not Tang long ordered the assembly, his six cronies will not appear together, the most things to report will come to Tang long. Because they are each responsible for an important department, which is as free as Tang long to wander around.

    "what's the matter with Li Dance?" When Tang long saw that he did not often find his own minister of government affairs and personnel to come to him, he immediately realized that he was in trouble.

    "alas, five or six thousand people were dismissed at once, and there was a fault in the management below." Li Wu sighed.

    "aren't there still reservists? Why don't we just take them to the grass-roots level, and then select people from the grass-roots level to fill the positions of those people? " Tang long asked inexplicably, he did not believe that Liwu, a double minister, even had to ask himself such a trivial matter.

    "Lord, we have sent out all the personnel who have only been trained for a month or two, and there are no reservists. You should know that our six planets are not villages and towns. There are tens of thousands of big cities alone. Each city needs thousands of government personnel to operate. In many places, one person holds several posts at the same time. Now that there are no five or six thousand people at once, what do you think will happen? " Li Wu said discontentedly.

    "Ah? Thousands of government employees in each city? I remember that the Union of Violet doesn't need so many managers. Why do we need so many people? " Tang long asked in surprise.

    "my lord, that is because there is a social management computer mainframe in the Union of Vientiane. A lot of work is done by the mainframe, and you don't need many managers at all. But we are a chaos-free galaxy, and there is no mainframe at all. " Li Wu shook her head and said.

    "Social management computer mainframe?!" Tang long's eyes suddenly lit up because he thought of his computer sister, so it was not easy to do this social management computer. Tang long said hurriedly with a smile: "Don't worry, we will have a management computer soon."

    "soon? It won't work for two or three years. " Li dance skimmed her lips and said.

    "two or three years! Will it take so long? " Tang long asked in surprise.

    "the first point is that mainframes should be designed and manufactured independently, because the mainframes that manage society are very important and cannot be imported from foreign countries. The second is to lay lines and receiving points throughout the territory, and the third is to install receiver controllers in all public places and personal residences, which can be completed quickly in two or three years. " Li Wu said, clenching her fingers.

    Thinking about the omnipotent ability of his computer sister, Tang long didn't think it would take him two or three years to complete this, so he smiled and said, "I'll take care of this. You solve the gap of five or six thousand people first."

    Liwu nodded and said, "this is what my subordinates are here for. I hope the master will open the recruitment again." Recently, our reputation has spread throughout the chaos-free galaxy, and now there is an influx of outsiders, and there must be outstanding talents among them. "

    "that's up to you." Tang long looks like the whole shopkeeper.

    "but open recruitment requires a lot of manpower and material resources, which requires your consent." Liwu is a little embarrassed to say that the open recruitment of Zhongzhou Star is completely manual operation, and the most laborious thing is the first-tier test, which on average requires dozens of staff to select a talent.

    After hearing the explanation of Liwu, Tang long, who felt deeply backward in his territory, could only nod helplessly and agreed that Liwu was openly recruiting talents. Seeing the figure of Li Wu leaving, Tang long suddenly laughed, because this originally very shy woman had grown up after exercise. Thinking of this, Tang long muttered, Li Wu is older than his own, how can he have such a sigh of elders? Are you too old-fashioned?

    Tang long, who was about to familiarize himself with the situation of his territory, suddenly found that the little black cat with a red bow on his neck and tail pushed open the door, then ran to him quickly, and the little black cat opened his mouth and said, "Don't betray me." later, I'll help you solve a problem. " Jump into Tang long's pocket and hide.

    Before Tang long reacted, Tang Xing's voice was heard outside the door: "Kitty, come out quickly, my sister will help you dress up, kitten, come out quickly, sister, there is delicious grilled fish here."

    Tang Xing, with a flower dress worn by a pet in one hand and a fish baked like coke in the other, pushed open the door of Tang long's room and asked, "have you seen that little black cat?" Fengbing and Fengshuang originally opened their mouths to say something, but when they saw Tang long desperately shaking his head and saying no, he shook his head. Tang Xing immediately nodded and left, in her mind, Tang long may lie to herself, but the two of them will never lie to themselves.

    Tang long did not notice the puzzled look on the face of the two beautiful robots behind them after they shook their heads. He took out the little black cat from his pocket and smiled while playing with the black cat's bow. "Why are you so afraid of my sister?"

    The little black cat tore off the bow and sighed, "Hey, stop it. Your sister is really scary. She not only makes some clothes for me to wear, but also helps me dress up." She dressed up, but she had no aesthetic taste, and every time she made my cat look like a cat ghost and didn't look like a ghost. And the most terrible thing is that she is so bad at cooking that she can turn delicacies into poison, but she doesn't know herself at all and cooks for me all day. If it hadn't been for my good health, I'm afraid I would have died with diarrhea. "

    Thinking of the fish baked into coke in Tang Xing's hand just now, Tang long shivered. Fortunately, she didn't think of cooking for herself, otherwise she would have bad luck. The more Tang long thought, the more frightened he became. Only after he made up his mind that he would not eat in the official residence, he calmly carried the little black cat and said, "I helped you dodge a bullet. What are you going to do for me?"

    The little black cat added his paws, glanced at Tang long and said proudly, "help you solve the problem that talent testing consumes a lot of manpower, material resources, time and money."

    "Ah! Do you have a solution? " Tang long asked in surprise.

    "it's very simple. Don't you have a lot of game cabins? As long as some special programs are added to it, the game module can measure the ability of the tester. " Said the little black cat disapprovingly.

    "bang!" Tang long hit himself hard on the head, and then said with surprise: "how can I be so stupid!" In addition to directing warships to fight, the "War" game also includes logistics management, local management, scientific research and development, and so on. This is completely a game of training talents. " Speaking of which, Tang long immediately dialed Liwu's office newsletter.

    "what can I do for you?" The busy Liwu asked when he saw the image of Tang long.

    Apply to the War game company to build a game room on our planet so that all people can play the game. Publicize to the public that we will rely on their achievements in the game to select talents! " Tang long said in one breath.

    Li Dance was stupefied for a moment, but because the battleships in several games appeared in reality, and she, who was very familiar with the contents of the "War" game, quickly understood what Tang long was doing this for, and immediately said happily, "Yes, sir!" My subordinates are on it! " No wonder she was so happy that she would be exempted from the job of training talents, and if she did so, people in the private sector would not miss the next one at all.

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