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    Before the broadcast of the new episode, Fat Brother successfully passed the test of subject 2, and now he is preparing with everyone to take the road test of 5 kilometers per person.

    There is something tricky!

    Fat brother saw at least ten people. When he was openly stuffing his coaches and asking for a road test, he arranged for himself a position where the road conditions were simple and easy to pass.

    In addition to him, there is a hot girl in a miniskirt and two young people in their 20s.

    Looking at the coach's attitude towards the three of them, and then at his own attitude, the fat brother knew that he was the only one who didn't manage this car.

    The coach has also been glancing at Brother Fat from the corner of his eye. Seeing that this product is so unprofessional, he has to take the initiative to point out: "Well, for twenty dollars, you can help me go to the store over there to buy a piece of Zhonghua."

    As soon as the other three heard it, they all cast sympathetic glances at Brother Fatty, and honestly put in two hundred dollars and it's over.

    The fat brother responded, took the money and went happily, while the coach looked at his leaving back with disdain, and said softly, "Idiot!"

    The sun was a little dry, and the coach and the other three got into the car first.

    Soon, the fat brother came back with a black plastic bag, and as soon as he got in the car, he handed it to the coach: "Your Zhonghua, and the money you are looking for are also in it."

    The coach took the plastic bag with a light snort, now he knows he wants to please me?

    I didn't even look at it, reached out and touched it, isn't it wrong?

    Take it out and take a look, Nima is a Chinese toothpaste!

    "toothpaste?!"

    The coach turned his head and glared at the fat brother and roared.

    "What do you want to buy for 20 yuan? Isn't it a Chinese toothpaste, is it a Chinese cigarette?"

    The fat brother didn't answer in a good tone.

    "Row!"

    After the coach finished speaking, he opened the car window and threw out the toothpaste, put on the sunglasses and started the car.

    The two men in the back row quietly gave the fat brother a thumbs up.

    I'm not your father, so I'm not used to your stinky behavior! Fat guy thought.

    The car drove on a two-way four-lane road, and the road surface is estimated to be a new road that has just opened to traffic. There are not many cars on the road, let alone pedestrians. As long as you are not blind, you should be able to drive.

    Sure enough, the co-pilot's miniskirt girl was the first to take the test.

    After opening the roof machine, the coach will command from the co-pilot.

    At one point had to look at the road, another at the girl's thigh, was too busy.

    There were several times when the coach tried to make excuses to help her straighten the steering wheel, and dishonestly tried to take advantage, but was blocked by the girl.

    5 kilometers passed quickly. Although the coach did not have the hand addiction, but he passed the eye addiction, and he was a little reluctant to change to another person.

    Two hours later, it was Brother Fatty's turn finally. Brother Fatty was about to get out of the car to change people, but the coach said that he was going to the toilet, so he drove all the way to the city and drove into the ground parking lot of a shopping mall.

    After coming out, he pointed at Brother Fatty: "It's your turn!"

    This will be the noon rush hour, not only the traffic on the road is endless, but the pedestrians are also densely packed.

    Can this little trick trick the fat brother?

    The fat brother dared to pat his chest at the lieutenant general and said that he was driving a thief, he was just short of a driver's license!

    Half an hour later, the fat brother easily passed the exam, and the next step is to wait for 7 working days to get the certificate, and then he will dare to drive in an open and aboveboard way!

    The fat brother is happy, but the coach is unhappy!

    After returning home, he sat on the sofa without saying a word. He felt that his pride and dignity had been beaten to pieces by the fat brother for so many years!

    After my son came back from school, he quickly picked it up and changed it to another channel. The latest episode of The Masked Singer King was playing on the TV. On the stage, the leader was singing blue and white porcelain.

    The coach was also watching from side to side until he saw the leader take off his mask!

    Fat guy is shocked!

    This week is not the case, isn't it the week that played Laozi today!

    "Son, don't you know this week?"

    "Know! He's awesome! I'm his fan!"

    "Oh? Let's talk about it, how is it so arrogant?"

    Seeing that his father was also interested in his idol, his son proudly told the fat brother from the beginning of losing weight to the masked singer.

    The coach didn't remember anything, he just remembered a passage from his son: Zhou Rui drove to help the police solve the case!

    But he's still taking his driver's license today!

    What does this mean? It means he is driving without a license!

    A fine of 2,000 and 15 days of detention are considered light!

    Thinking of this, the coach was instantly in a good mood. He quickly got up and entered the room. After locking the door, he took out his phone.

    "Hey, 110?"

    ———————————————

    The fat brother was humming a song while cooking in the kitchen, and the door rang.

    Han Yuyun walked into the kitchen with a greedy expression on her face: "So many dishes today? What a good day!"

    "Tell you, from today onwards, brother also has an identity, a person with social status!"

    The fat brother turned his head and said with a coquettish expression.

    "Is there a cult hired you to be the guardian of the law?"

    "Go away! I got my driver's license today!"

    "Yo! Your excellence really puts a lot of pressure on me!"

    Han Yuyun made a face full of admiration, holding her heart in her hands and exaggerating.

    "Comrade Han Yuyun, don't worry, I will lead you to make progress together!"

    "If you say you're fat, you're still out of breath, aren't you? Cook well!"

    After speaking, Han Yuyun rolled her eyes and turned to him and walked out of the kitchen.

    During a meal, the two of them kept bickering and quarreling.

    "By the way, that courier is yours."

    Han Yuyun pointed to the file bag on the table.

    Anyone else send me something?

    The fat brother opened it curiously and found a driver's license lying quietly in the bag!

    Didn't it say seven working days?

    Even if I'm a star... dammit, I'm nothing!

    So why so fast? !

    "Ding dong ding dong!"

    Doorbell rang.

    Han Yuyun opened the door and saw two policemen standing at the door: "Does Mr. Zhou Bu live here?"

    Hearing the words, the fat brother quickly got up and walked to the door: "I'm not Zhou, what's the matter with the two of you?"

    "We received a report that you were suspected of driving without a license, so we came over to verify."

    The fat brother hadn't done anything yet, but Han Yuyun froze for a while, wondering if she should go to the second floor to make a phone call.

    "How can I drive without a license? You don't know who I am!"

    The fat brother was playing haha, trying to see if he could get away with it.

    "Of course we know Fat Brother, but one code is one code. Since we have received a report, we have to check whether it is true or false! Just show us your driver's license, Fat Brother."

    It seems that the fat brother is really known everywhere in the police system, but it is impossible to know it by listening to this tone.

    Driver's license, where the hell am I going to find this driver's license for you!

    etc! The one in the courier just now...

    "Wait a second, the two of you, I'll get it right away!"

    After speaking, the fat brother quickly slipped into the restaurant, took out the driver's license in the courier bag, and opened it.

    Name: Zhou Bei

    Sex: Male

    The photos are also my own, and the most important thing is that the validity period is calculated from last year!

    Seeing that the fat brother really took out this driver's license, Han Yuyun was almost stunned!

    big brother! Are you afraid that you don't know that forging a false certificate is worse than driving without a license? ! Han Yuyun shouted wildly in her heart.

    When the police took over the fat brother's driver's license, they first checked the authenticity of the driver's license with the naked eye, and then checked the fat brother's driver's license code on the PDA.

    The fat brother's heart almost jumped into his throat, staring straight at the driver's license in the hands of the police!

    Han Yuyun didn't dare to imagine the picture of Fat Brother being escorted to the police station by the police for a while.

    "Check it out, no problem!"

    The policeman handed back the driver's license with a smile, and then said, "But fat brother, your driver's license is so well protected, it's like the one you just got!"

    After a few more greetings, the police left.

    "When you have time, come and play often!"

    The fat brother stretched his head out the door and shouted to the elevator.

    Immediately after closing the door, Han Yuyun and Han Yuyun stared at each other.

    "Otherwise, Zhou, why didn't I find out that you were so daring before! How dare you make a fake certificate?"

    Han Yuyun's willow brows stand upright and she's about to freak out.

    "I don't know this car either..."

    Eh?Is that the big guy in Beijing?

    Halfway through the explanation, Fat Brother suddenly felt that he might know where this driver's license came from...

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