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    Just when Guo Guo was about to be captured again, a huge iron fist phantom fell from the sky and intercepted the three mechanical arms.

    Before the robotic arm continued to split into six, she was also caught by Tang Xinjue before the claw machine, and pressed her thumb on the fingerprint input port.

    The moment the fingerprint was entered, the runaway machine made a ding dong, and the mechanical claws swayed and stopped in mid-air.

    The red light in the glass box flickered twice and went out.

    Guo Guo was shocked: "This is..."

    "It is to recognize the Lord." Tang Xinjue gave the answer.

    Immediately, Zhang You and Zheng Wanqing also entered their fingerprints in turn. Just hearing another ding sound, the mechanical claw retracted completely, and the claw machine finally returned to the state when it was just recovered.

    The crisis is over - at least for Guo Guo.

    But she still didn't understand: "Why did it only catch me just now?"

    Why is the machine quiet and unresponsive when other people approach?

    "This is indeed a problem." Tang Xinjue guessed, but did not directly conclude. Instead, he continued to check the console, and immediately found an inconspicuous small button on the side of the fingerprint entry table.

    After pressing down, the entire console suddenly cracked to both sides:

    Red, orange, yellow, green, cyan, blue, purple, black, white... A row of seven circular buttons of different colors rises from the inside.

    Zheng Wanqing: "...Is there really no operation manual for this thing?"

    Who can tell what is the use of these messy joysticks and buttons?

    But take a closer look, and the second orange button from the left is faintly glowing, while the other buttons are dull.

    The four looked at each other, Tang Xinjue pondered for a moment, and turned on the TV.

    As the noseless ghost's listless face reappeared on the screen, Tang Xinjue dialed the show's hotline. The expression of the noseless ghost has become more sad to the naked eye, and he is reluctant to connect:

    "New regulations, hotline charges will be increased, calculated by time..."

    Tang Xinjue: "If I complain to you, will my performance be deducted?"

    The noseless ghost was startled: "Why are you complaining about me?!"

    Apart from forgetting words frequently, dozing off secretly, skipping work by pretending that the signal is not good, and accidentally dropping his tongue out of the screen... it didn't miss anything!

    Tang Xinjue was unmoved: "How did the complaint process come about?"

    No-nosed ghost: "Ah, um, I'm sorry, the signal on the TV station is not very good, please temporarily transfer to another program, and come back later——"

    Just when it was trying to change the scene in a panic, in the 606 bedroom, the claw machine suddenly changed again!

    The ominous red light started flashing again, and the robotic arm sprang out, dashing towards the TV like lightningthe noseless ghost's unbelievable eyes pierced the screen and shoved it out!

    No nose ghost: ? ? ?

    It screamed loudly: "Ahhh-"

    When the red light disappeared, there was no one on the TV screen, and there was a long-faced doll that looked like a noseless and white impermanence in the glass box of the claw machine.

    606: Hmm.

    Things were getting more and more outrageous.

    It's okay to grab people from the outside to act as dolls... With a layer of TV screen, can the things inside be counted in the capture range?

    Tang Xinjue nodded: "If my guess is correct, the standard used by this machine to judge whether to arrest should be fear."

    Orange button, representing fear.

    At the beginning, only Guo Guo showed fear in front of the doll machine among the four. Before the noseless ghost was caught, Tang Xinjue's remarks also showed panic.

    In short, if it sees you scared, it will take you away.

    I grabbed the noseless ghost doll from the doll machine, and the resentful ghost immediately floated back to the TV, angrily: "You are illegally detained! I want to apply to freeze your TV account..."

    Tang Xinjue pressed the red button again.

    Ding dong, orange goes out, red lights up.

    The claw machine, which had just quieted down, swayed forward, and the robotic arm flew out along the exact same trajectory again, catching the shouting noseless ghost back.

    Tang Xinjue nodded: "The red button represents anger."

    Then by analogy, a total of nine color buttons should represent nine different emotions. Only one button can light up at a time. When it lights up, the claw machine will look for the target object that shows the corresponding emotions, and grab the other party into the machine to make a doll.

    And to continue to verify this conclusion - 606 four people set their eyes on the next yellow button.

    No-nosed ghost in the second palace:  …

    When it was released again, it hugged the edge of the TV and hurriedly shouted: "Isn't that the operation manual? I'll find it for you, I'll find it for you!"

    Several people exchanged glances: Are there any surprises?

    Tang Xinjue smiled: "How dare you let you work in vain, we will pay you."

    "Really!" No-nosed ghost was overjoyed, and just wanted to politely say something reserved, the whole ghost was caught by the claw machine again.

    The green button represents joy.

    After tossing about two waves of recyclables, half of the day has passed.

    The noseless ghost finally failed to get the reward and the mental damage fee, because before the third time it came out, the claw machine suddenly ran out of power and went on strike.

    In the end, I had to use Tang Xinjue's toilet to suck it out, but it seemed to cause it to be frightened. She hesitated for a while at Tang Xinjue's "you you you" with a ghostly expression on her face, and then plunged back into the TV to become Black screen.

    Zheng Wanqing didn't understand very well: "Isn't it a ghost itself?"

    The four of them are not afraid of being here, and they don't know what the other party is afraid of.

    But although the claw machine was out of power, they still found another use for the machine: compressing storage!

    Just shove the bulky items you don't want to use inside, and it will instantly turn into a pocket toy. Zhang You tried to sweep all the waste collected in the "Gift Box from Heaven" event, and there was a stack of tasteless black miniature gift boxes in the glass box, each with a thoughtful Baba pattern on the lid.

    The elf who woke up in the afternoon: "Chirp!"

    Tang Xinjue: "Do you want to go in and play too?"

    The white dumpling went in and turned into a palm-sized white pom-pom, looking extremely happy, rolling back and forth: "Chirp!"

    606 was also a little surprised. I didn't expect that the elf was the only one who could move freely after entering the doll machine. Tang Xinjue pondered for a moment, then showed understanding: "Do you want to take the initiative to help us move things? That would be really hard."

    Guo Guo: ... It's not good to not spare even a few days old children!

    Half an hour later, Bai Tuanzi, who was naturally elastic and invulnerable, easily supported a large cabinet weighing dozens of kilograms. Then he jumped to the top of the cabinet and pressed down without a teacher. He completed the workload of the entire dormitory with one ball.

    Guo Guo: Really fragrant.

    In fact, they also quickly discovered that the IQ of the elf seemed to be a little higher than before. Not only the sound is more regular, but also some simple commands and interactions can be completed.

    "Is it because you're full?"

    Although a few people are ready to raise pets at a loss, if they can, who doesn't want to have a fantasy-level creature who can watch the house and fight as an assistant? ... Although the type of this creature's body is really too paradoxical, and it seems that the IQ is not very high, there is always a dream.

    What if one day it will come true!

    At night, the game's compensation for broken doors and windows was finally delivered.

    Based on the red laser penetrating two large holes, they installed a steering wheel on the window and a video doorbell on the bedroom door.

    The four of 606 were silent for a long time, Guo Guo hesitated and said: "I can barely understand the installation of electronic cat eyes on the door. However, the steering wheel is installed in the window...?"

    What, does this mean that the next time there is a sneak attack by a ghost, they will stand in front of the window and hold the steering wheel, and the whole bedroom will be able to sail away?

    The person responsible for the installation was also a small puppet that looked like a salesman. It seemed that the body that was robbed by the Chaos God was spliced ​​together again, and there were still terrifying cracks and wounds on his face very simply. When this face showed a blank and ashamed expression, the crack in the mouth went directly to the forehead, and it looked even more frightening:

    "Yes, I'm sorry, did I install it badly? I did something wrong again, woo woo woo..."

    "It's not a question of whether it looks good or not." Zhang You comforted it: "We just want to know why the game [compensates] for these two things."

    The puppet burst into tears: "Oh, I don't know, the company said that I was tricked by bad people and did bad things, so I have to come over to apologize, I'm sorry, I can re-install for you again, don't be angry woo woo woo... …”

    The lacrimal gland expert Guo Guo: met opponent.

    Helpless, they can only go to spend credits to find customer service to ask.

    Customer service: [I'm sorry, customer service doesn't know, don't get angry woohoo]

    606: [...speaking human words]

    Customer Service: [Ok. ]

    Customer Service: [Help you check the order here. This is a compensation plan chosen by the counselor. Candidates can directly ask the counselor. ]

    The four frowned: [But we don't have the contact information of the counselor. ]

    The only way to get in touch in the past was for the counselor to come to the door directly. The last time we met was before the zombie dungeon.

    Customer service: [Dear, now you can apply for the online query function, and you can get the contact information of a teacher in a university town at random for only 10 credits. ]

    Guo Guo: "???It's so expensive, are you serious? We haven't received the credits for the last dungeon!"

    After they were upgraded to the first one, they managed to save more than 30 credits each. As a result, they only added a few symbolic credits to change the community. It took a lot of continuous reporting to the customer service. In addition, the compensation clauses were converted, and they were just touched. to 40 minutes.

    Customer service explanation: [The reward copy is the same as the competition, and it is not included in the credit system of the normal exam. ]

    Tang Xinjue frowned and said: [Is there any other way? ]

    [Then you can only fill in the relevant complaint form according to the process, and transfer it to the corresponding counselor by the University City Education Bureau. It is estimated that it will take 2-3 working days in total, please wait patiently for the reply~]

    Before getting a reply, they had to figure out and adapt to the "new structure" of the dormitory by themselves.

    ...

    "I found that no matter how many rewards I get from the exam, they will be spent immediately." Zheng Wanqing was fascinated by a set of steel armor she had longed for for a long time. I was almost startled by Guo Guo:

    "What are you doing lying on the door?"

    Guo Guo: "I'm practicing my new skill [Flying Over the Wall Simulator]. It is said that I can simulate Spider-Man when I perform at my best. Do you see how fast I can climb?"

    She pressed on the new watch, and her body suddenly began to rotate rapidly against gravity.

    Zheng Wanqing: "No, crawling is one thing, why do you keep crawling around the door?"

    Guo Guo: "Because I want to, look outside the door, look at the patrol, vomit - I'm sorry, I'm a little dizzy."

    Disappointingly, despite the presence of the video doorbell, the scene outside the door was still covered by a vast white fog, and only heavy footsteps and the sound of chains were heard back and forth as always, but no specific shadow could be seen.

    On the other hand, by the evening, Guo Guo and Zheng Zhang had basically spent their remaining points. After choosing the next upgrade direction, Tang Xinjue still had quite a few points left untouched. Looking intently for something.

    "Xinjue, it's bedtime, aren't you going to sleep?"

    Guo Guo found a helmet from the second-floor attic.

    Today, there is no university town evening news on TV, nor does Tang Xinjue's daily proposal to make spicy chicken feet mixed with yogurt, it is strangely deserted.

    Tang Xinjue didn't look up: "You guys rest first. I'm looking for an item."

    "You've been looking for a long time, tell me earlier, it's not midnight anyway, we'll help you find it together."

    The other two heads also came out.

    "啾啾!" Bai Tuanzi jumped in the claw machine.

    "No need." While speaking, Tang Xinjue's eyes suddenly lit up, and he slowly shook his head: "I found it."

    Immediately, with the soft sound of the transaction in the mall, the last large transaction of 606 was completed.

    An old parchment hung in the air.

    With a frown, Guo Guo raised her head sharply: "What did you buy?"

    The next second, from the spiritual perspective shared by Tang Xinjue, they saw the handwriting on the parchment.

    Is this a... insurance policy?

    After searching all night, Tang Xinjue rubbed his brows a little tiredly, "In the category of products sold in the mall, there is a virtual product called insurance, which can insure the items or props in the bedroom. Once under certain conditions, there is a virtual product called insurance. If you suffer damage, you can get sky-high compensation.”

    A few people were stunned, Zhang You subconsciously looked for mistakes, and then shook his head: "It shouldn't affect the candidates, right?"

    Otherwise, as long as they save money to buy insurance for themselves, that exam will be a huge profit, and 10 more shopping malls will not be enough to lose.

    "That's right." Tang Xinjue raised a smile, "This product has only two most important rules: first, it cannot interfere with the personal safety of the candidates; second, the insured amount must correspond to the value of the insured item. "

    Just two is enough to make it tasteless, so that it is submerged under the vast commodity. It was all because Tang Xinjue had glanced at it before to remember it.

    "But it does not stipulate whether it can be used on candidates without involving personal safety."

    Zhang You thoughtfully: "You want to use it..."

    Tang Xinjue smiled: "I want to buy insurance for our friendship."

    "An insurance that is purely commemorative and does not involve safety, and absolutely does not risk them."

    After being stunned for a few seconds, Zheng Wanqing thought of something and blurted out: "That Guo Guo's prophecy..."

    "What prophecy!" Guo Guo, who had reacted, rushed forward, covered Zheng Wanqing's mouth, and vowed: "My five eyes only see that our friendship will last forever, and there will never be any problems..Right?"

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