Chapter 89 Lan He: These are all lipstick numbers

This vest is off, it is a lot of trouble. He has pretended for so many years, where has he encountered such a scene coveted by foxes.

The dense foxes in front of him stared at him with gleaming eyes, and henna rained down on his body. Hu Men really only had one way to seduce him, and he gave away trial packs.

Lan He said softly: "Don't lose it, don't, just give the hair if you have to give it. There is an idiom called Jixiuchengqiu."

The foxes were not intimidated at all:

"Don't do this, try it first."

"I really give you a little hair, will you take us all? That's okay, I'll pluck the armpit hair now."

"Forget it, I'm Hu Bai78, I'm practicing in xx mountain..."

"I don't have any other skills. Cooking is especially delicious."

"You are so rich, take us all!!"

Lan He has a headache, and he has already taken it away. Jinjiang has long stopped letting go of the harem. He said: "Just kidding, don't give me armpit hair, I don't want to open a farm, don't harass me again, or Mrs. Hu will know. You have to suffer."

Hearing the name of Miss Hu, the foxes really shrank, but quickly said:

"Baojianfeng comes from the sharpening, and the fragrance of plum blossoms comes from bitter cold!"

"Whoever has the will, everything will be accomplished!"

"The three armies can win the commander, but the individual can't win the ambition."

Lan He: "..."

If you don't know, you still think what are you doing, so inspirational, isn't it just digging a wall?

On the contrary, they are more literate than Hu Qijiu.

Moreover, each of them is very courageous. Knowing that Lan He is the underworld creature who came to the master should have been quite a lot, and even the incense he made is very delicious, and it has spread. To say that other immortals are not heartbroken? It must be heart-wrenching, but, considering Miss Hu, who would dare to seek refuge without authorization. Only Humen dares to think and act!

"I really don't want it, it's enough." Lan He couldn't be too loud to avoid being heard. He turned around and picked up Miaomiao, who was still sobbing, from Chen Xingyang, who was in a coma.

When the foxes saw it, everyone with expertise in this area stretched out their hands: "I'll help you take care of the children."

"Hurry up and he won't cry." Lan He fooled, "I'll accept these nails, you go back and wait for the notice."

Otherwise, he is really afraid that he will be followed by foxes all the time when he is filming, and Chen Xingyang will not be the only one who will faint.

Although these Humen have read some books, they can't hear Lan He's prevarication, and they think that they really hope to participate in the next interview. Who to notify."

Lan He: "...Okay."

He found a piece of white paper and put his fingernails on it. For each fox who signed up, he wrote the corresponding number.

"Okay, the registration is over, you can go back."

Achieving their goal, the foxes disappeared into the night fog with satisfaction.

After they left, Lan He swept all the wholesale-like nails into the plastic bag, put them away, and then went to press Chen Xingyang's people.

Chen Xingyang woke up in a daze, his mind was empty, and he looked at Lan He for two seconds before saying in horror, "Nails... laughter... ghost fire!"

Lan He patted his face twice: "What laughter. The ghost fire is gone."

"Nails, the window suddenly opened!" Chen Xingyang got up to look, but there were no fingernails on the ground, and the window was closed, "You...is that the window you closed? Did you see the window suddenly open? Miaomiao?!"

"Here, it's fine. Just now you suddenly said nonsense and fainted. The window has never been opened." Lan He asked him to look at Miaomiao who was sitting next to him. You were startled."

Miaomiao: "Ah, uncle..."

Chen Xingyang: "..."

Really?

Miaomiao hadn't learned so much yet, so she could only watch Lan He lie to his uncle.

Lan He: "What did you eat at night, hallucinations caused by food poisoning? Do you want to go to the hospital?"

His expression was as if there were no windows, nails, or laughter, at least he didn't see it.

"Impossible..." Chen Xingyang rubbed his head and sat up, "You really didn't see anything? Forget it, even if you were there, you definitely wouldn't be able to see it. Damn, I'm so unlucky..."

"Don't scold in front of Miaomiao." Lan He covered Miaomiao's ears and said calmly, "I guess you were frightened by the ghost fire, so hypnotize yourself and make Miaomiao cry."

Chen Xingyang felt that it was clearly true, but Lan He said so firmly that he couldn't refute it. After all, he saw it himself, and he envied Lan He. With this upright and awe-inspiring physique, he was not afraid of anything.

"Okay." Chen Xingyang stood up and saw that there was no ghost fire outside. He was still a little empty, but to be honest, he didn't dare to let him leave here now.

Drive into the city at night and seek death. Instead, stay by Lan He's side and should be safe.

"Well, then, when I want to take a shower, the door will not be closed. You stand at the door and accompany me." Chen Xingyang said.

Lan He: "...not really."

Chen Xingyang begged: "Just promise me, I'm really scared."

"That's good." Lan He was just pretending. In fact, he understood Chen Xingyang very well. He had been frightened a lot since he was a child, and he couldn't tell.

It is true that people who are not brave are not suitable for eating underworld meals. Take those four immortal families for example, that is, they have long been impermanent when encountering Lan He, so they chose to give them trial clothes.

If they want to replace ordinary people, if they want to call someone a top immortal, they must first take the law of this person and torture them. This can be regarded as a training for the disciples, and sometimes it is also for the disciples to open up their kind hearts.

——Jiaxian just blesses the family no matter what, if it is a disciple of Tanxian, after opening the hall, he will go out to see things. That would definitely expose him to various exercises in advance. In addition to the constant harassment of the Xian family, he would also deliberately let the disciples see ghosts. If nothing else, if the perseverance and courage are trained first, just like Lan He, not every talented person is courageous enough.

Some disciples will feel pity and want to help when they see pilgrims who are entangled and entangled. But this is only the beginning of a good life, and after the disciples begin to spread the Tao, they will encounter more things, and may also develop greed, so they may not be able to end in a good way.

In a word, this is why some people will be delirious and mad for a period of time after being taught by the immortal family.

In fact, the other industries are basically the same. Like Lan He, they are impermanent. They walk between Yin and Yang and have channels to communicate with the underworld. There must be all kinds of dangers and temptations, and they may not end well.

Lan He was feeling his own experience at this moment.

However, Chen Xingyang got out of bed and wanted to take a hot bath. When he saw a piece of paper on the table with a lot of numbers written on it, he said strangely, "What is this?"

Lan He came back to his senses, that was when he registered the immortals just now. He didn't write the surname. Anyway, it was all Humen, and only the ranking number was written.

As soon as they left, Lan He put away his fingernails, leaving the piece of paper in the same place. Moreover, some immortal families also took advantage of Lan He to take care of Chen Xingyang, and marked their name in red.

"Oh... the lipstick number." Lan He said casually, "I'll help someone remember it."

"Are you afraid that you are going to endorse a lipstick, or do you remember it for your partner?" Chen Xingyang pointed at the red and said, "This is the key point of the red pen. I will also remember which brand."

Lan He recalled what he had seen, and made up a random brand.

Chen Xingyang did a search and found it: "This color is really pretty, so I'll buy one as a gift."

Lan He glanced at it, fluorescent pink, "It's really pretty!"

The two had fun together for a while, one felt that he had copied the homework, and the other felt that it would be nice to just make up a color number.

Then Chen Xingyang went to take a bath, and Lan He hugged Miaomiao and sat at the door to accompany him. In the middle, Chen Xingyu packed up and came to pick up Miaomiao. When he saw Lan He sitting at the door, there was still the sound of water: "??"

She was shocked, "What are you doing, don't you have a partner?"

Lan He: "..."

Chen Xingyang shouted inside: "No! I'm afraid!"

Chen Xingyu: "..."

Because of this day, Chen Xingyu sold his younger brother madly, and Chen Xingyang's reputation for being timid has followed him for a long time.

...

After finishing this scene, Lan He went back to rest for two days and stuffed the bag full of fingernails into the TV cabinet before making another transition.

Hu Qijiu squatted down and smelled it, his face changed: "This is..."

Lan He: "Oh, a group of foxes came to me, but I refused. In order to let them go, I had to accept these."

Hu Qijiu was furious, "These little fox spirits!!" She stood up abruptly and said to Lan He, "You let them go, are you reluctant to let them go, so you brought back your nails for nostalgia."

Lan He: "..."

... Did the fox really forget that she came like this?

Hu Qijiu: "Did nothing really happen?"

Lan He: "..."

Lan He: "Otherwise, all my ingots and incense have been drained by you, and there is not a single one..."

Coming to the immortals and going to the horses is a major event. When it comes to this kind of thing, even Bai Wu pricks up his ears.

Hearing this, Bai Wu reminded Hu Qijiu weakly: "It should be true, you forgot that the Zun family didn't even want to support us."

"..." Hu Qijiu snatched his glasses away, "Shut up."

Bai Wu walked away with his hands outstretched, "Give it back to me..."

Suddenly, he touched an object with a narrow top and a big bottom, and there seemed to be a long bar behind it. He quickly retracted his hand and said embarrassedly, "I'm sorry, Master Liu."

Liu Shisan: "??"

Liu Shisan who was lying on the gun: "Damn, I'm here, what you touched is the lampshade!!"

Bai Wu: "...!"

Lights, it seems!

Lan He: Good guy, once someone was bitten by a snake, they were afraid of the rope for ten years. Are you still afraid of the lamp?

Liu Shisan cursed inwardly, these white sects are blinder than the other. The floor lamp placed beside the sofa is a little longer, and the lampshade is a little round.

Since the invention of glasses, immortals can still wear lenses. Two hundred years ago, those white immortals used their sense of smell to recognize people, just like Liu Xian's head.

Liu Shisan flicked his tail, rolled up the glasses from Hu Qijiu's hand and wanted to give them back to Bai Wu, but Bai Wu's glasses were ordinary things.

"Crack."

Bai Wu: "..."

Liu Shisan: "..."

Bai Wu: "...Is it the sound of broken glasses? Who?"

Liu Shisan wanted to admit it, but felt that it would undermine the majesty of the real dragon. He swallowed the broken glasses with one mouth and destroyed the corpse, and then said, "It's a fox."

Hu Qijiu: "??"

There were two lines of clear tears on Bai Wu's face. Hu Qijiu used to steal his glasses from time to time to tease him, but now he crushed his glasses. She really can do it, Hu Men is too cruel.

It's hard to live. Bai Wu curled up under the sofa.

"It's not me!" Hu Qijiu stretched out his hand and took it out from under the sofa, "Come out, I told you it was Liu Wu!"

Liu Shisan had no guilty conscience on his face, and even said angrily, "How dare you climb and bite indiscriminately!"

Hu Qijiu said quietly: "My brain is not very good, and I know how to deceive people. If it was me, wouldn't you kill me immediately, how could you be nonsense."

Liu Shisan: "..."

Liu Shisan danced wildly, really wanting to kill Hu Qijiu to show her.

When the quarrel was raging, Song Futan came downstairs: "It's time, turn on the TV, Lan He's guest program is about to be broadcast."

In a word, Hu Qijiu and Liu Shisan both stopped their hands and sat harmoniously on the same sofa watching TV. Liu Shisan also reminded Hu Qijiu to turn on the live broadcast of his mobile phone. Hu Qijiu giggled and said: "It's up to you to say it."

Lan He wondered, did Song Futan deliberately control it?

Seeing Song Futan coming to hug him, watching the show seriously, as if aware of his gaze, he tilted his head and kissed his cheek, not knowing whether he was talking about Lan He on TV or Lan He now: "Really cute."

Lan He: "..." Okay, maybe it's unintentional.

When Lan He was about to return to the crew, he saw Hu Da girl and Hu Qijiu who came over to eat fast, hand in hand, and they looked like sisters. was a little surprised for a while, because Miss Hu was mostly sarcastic towards Hu Qijiu. They can't fight yet, they quarrel so fiercely that they will even take Bai Wu and Song Futan along.

Miss Hu: "My sister has worked hard. Although we are not born from the same mother, we have not had five clothes, and our blood is connected, not to mention that we are both in the Lan family, and one altar is immortal. There are only two of us in the Hu family, so we should love each other. , to assist Xiao Song and serve the respected family together."

Song Futan: "..." Why does he have a name here?

Hu Qijiu also buried his head in the arms of Miss Hu, who was slightly shorter than Miss Hu: "Big sister is right, you are in Miaogan Mountain, and I will definitely keep your teachings in mind and learn from you."

The two sisters had a good conversation, and Miss Hu even promised that Hu Qijiu could act in her name when she went out.

Then, Hu Qijiu got into Lan He's suitcase.

Only then did Lan He suddenly realize that, he laughed and said, "I said you two are so good, thinking about defending against foreign enemies together?"

At the moment when she was digging a corner, Mrs. Hu knew how cunning her classmates were, so she naturally joined hands with Hu Qijiu, and spent more time than herself, Hu Qijiu followed Lan He closely to prevent other immortals from taking advantage of it.

Hu Seventy-Nine: "Hee hee, how can I take care of you personally."

Liu Shisan sneered twice from the side, as if he looked down on Hu Clan's small family. As a wild immortal, true dragon, thirteenth master, he is confident that no matter how many immortals he comes, he will have the highest force value.

Hu Qijiu snorted: "I'm doing this for you, isn't it?"

Liu Shisan: "???"

What's the meaning? ?

Lan He didn't refuse, because in the current situation, it was indeed more convenient for Hu Qijiu to follow him. There were some ghosts and demons, and she was stopped first.

...

In this way, Hu Qijiu was closely guarded by the team, and the filming for two and a half months was completed, and Hu Xian, who looked like a lot of lipstick, did not find the opportunity to take advantage of it.

It was also the year of Miao. Lan He made a video in advance and explained to his parents that he had a boyfriend. At first, he said it more euphemistically, but his parents are teachers, and the logic is very clear. Got it.

"You mean you..." Lan's father was so shocked that it seemed that the video was stuck. He wanted to urge Lan He to find someone, but Lan He explained the matter after saying that he wanted to go back to visit.

Teacher Long responded a little faster, "Is it that Xiao Song?!"

She didn't know many people in the Lanhe circle. The last time she came to see Song Futan and Chen Xingyang, she felt that Song Futan was more like it.

Lan He: "Well...yes, and he too, that."

He made a gesture and didn't say it directly, but his parents understood the meaning, even Song Futan could be damned.

Father Lan didn't know Xiao Song, he was usually very gentle, and he couldn't say anything drastic at this time, he just said incredulously: "You never said it, showed it... It's because your parents don't care enough about you. This is not a joke, have you figured it out, you may be a confidant of friendship."

Thinking of his son's unusual experience, he felt that he was very insecure because of it. After meeting someone who had the same experience as him, he was even more together.

"So I want to take him back to chat with his parents in person. We are serious." Lan He said.

The mentality of parents all over the world is similar. Although Lan He’s experience is not as bad as Song Futan’s, his parents are also very concerned about this point. Plus, they are teachers. The goddess seriously asked Song Futan's identity and agreed to have a face-to-face interview.

Talking about this, Lan He felt that he was more than half sure, much more relaxed, "Where's my grandmother, let me say hello to my grandmother."

"Grandma is still taking a nap. You have booked a flight and told us that I will cut the meat for you in advance." Teacher Long's spirit quickly turned to the matter of Lan He's coming back. It's easy to come back, "and whether you bring your hedgehog back, I'll wash it for you."

Lan He: "...hahahahaha no need."

Poor Bai Wu, shouldn't dare to go back with him.

Lan's father was restless. He didn't know much about it. He couldn't say a few more words just now, and now he even wanted to check the thesis on homosexuality immediately.

Seeing this, Lan He hung up after chatting with them for two more words.

The time of the Miao year varies from place to place, but they are all auspicious days after the autumn harvest. Like Lanhe's house, it usually falls in the tenth month of the lunar calendar, which is around November of the Gregorian calendar, and lasts for half a month.

Lan He didn't bring Jiaxian back, and only told them to stay home.

Liu Jiaotang said stupidly: "Can I really not go?"

Lan He: "No."

Liu Shisan sighed "hiss" before walking away, like a flat tire.

...

Lan He and Song Futan got on the plane from Beijing to Hunan together. Because they slept too late last night, they put on a blindfold.

Lan He was about to fall asleep, and felt that several people were sitting in the front row, and one of the voices was particularly familiar.

"Master, come, sit by the window."

"Okay, hey, the apprentices are promising, they can afford business class..."

"If you want to go back for the festival, that's a must!"

Um?Isn't this Ying Shao, an old neighbor?

Lan He hadn't met Ying Shao for a while. As a Gu Master, although Ying Shao was from Northeast China, his master was indeed an authentic Hunan Gu Master.

Lan He had never met Ying Shao's master, and was about to lift his blindfold to say hello, when he heard Ying Shao's younger brother say, "Hey, master, I really don't want to go, every time I meet my uncle, I have to suppress and despise him.I."

Ying Shao said lovingly, "Forget it, Junior Brother, everyone is here. The one who celebrates the new year is from the same family. He is an elder."

Junior Brother: "..."

Junior Brother: "Woooooooooo, brother, what kind of Lan He behavior are you doing!"

Lan He: "??"

What, can I use my name like this??

The author has something to say: Bai Wu, who did not wear glasses, entered the lamp factory: Ah, snake nest!