Chapter 158

It is impossible to get to South Africa. First of all, it does not meet Yan Yan's requirements for "not too hot "-" The river team is delicate and tender, and the temperature is higher than twenty -five. The risk of risks, it is difficult to solidify him to pinch the adult type. "

Miss Secretary: "... Where else does the highest temperature in the early summer in the world not exceeded twenty -five?"

Yes, the southern hemisphere, country A.

The city that was unfortunately selected by Yan Yan at a glance was said to be at the forefront of light and air quality. The social security was good, the residents were simple and friendly, and the folk customs were extremely open -just passed the same -sex marriage law. The surrounding area of ​​the city is on the verge of the ocean and the famous natural attractions, which means that the Vice Bureau of Wei can not only realize his dream of sea fishing dreams, but also have no problem with boat fishing; the proportion of local Chinese is quite high. Any communication barrier.

Even better, although it is in the anti -season southern hemisphere, the day in early August is up to eighteen degrees Celsius, and the sun is sufficient, the sky is blue, the greening is excellent, and it fully meets the dream of all the artistic girls of Yan.

"What a good," Yan Yan said when he boarded the plane, "Let's go to this city after retirement!"

Twelve hours later, the plane landed in this polar South city. As soon as the door was opened, the cold wind from the Antarctic glacier swept the ocean, and it instantly filled the cabin. The stiffly pushed Yan Yan to step back three steps.

"Go for the elderly yourself!" Jiang stopped his waist and trembled. The whole person hid behind Yan Yan's wide shoulders and yelled in the wind: "It's good to stay in Gongzhou to eat hot pot!"

Yan Yanqian chooses. Unexpectedly, the only regret of this known "the world's most livable" city is to face the snow and snow from Antarctica every year, eighteen degrees of temperature in eighteen degrees, and the groom officials. Even if you wipe three kilograms of hair glue, you can't stop the hair.

Yan Yan stunned the collar of Jiang Po and said, "Marry the chicken with the chicken, and marry a dog with the dog!" Then he wrapped the Jiang team in his arms, and walked step by step with the cold wind of whistling at the airport.

For the scale of wedding, the concept of Jiang Po is relatively conservative: the two of us can live a life, and you have to have a sense of ritual, but it is not appropriate to make a big fanfare. What do you think of everyone?

But Yan Yan felt that since we did not steal, or the law, what the wedding wanted to do is my personal freedom. At the most important moment of a person's life, shouldn't it be that I am happy and care about the eyes of others?

Jiang Pu had a subtle and complicated, and was embarrassed to say that exporting was not admitted by himself -so he would not admit it himself -so it was easier to succumb to Yan Yan in daily life. Faced with Yan Yan's persistence, he was like a man who spent his wife shopping with his wife. Although he was twitching in his heart, there were various "walking well, you can make the final say". The day before the wedding, he I found out that the small -scale ritual of thirty or forty people was more than doubled.

"Can you blame me?" Yan Yan hugged his arm, 280,000, and sat on his legs on the big bed of the hotel suite and shaking his feet: "Like me, how many old city bureaus are left? They only attended the wedding. Can they not bring their wives and children? In the final analysis, can't you blame you to promise to get married too late? "

Jiang Pu: "..."

Indeed, as Yan Yan said, there were always 30 or forty guests who couldn't hold it. Although there was no notification from the states on the Yan family business field, and the relatives of the family only came to close relatives, the Jianning Municipal Bureau must be invited from the top to the bottom: Lu Juan, Wei Wei, Yu Zhu, Fang Zhenghong, Fang Zhenghonghong , Gou Li, Huang Xing, the Criminal Investigation Detachment, dragging their families up and down, several familiar deputy bureau chiefs of the political commissar, etc. Anyway, there is money to charter machines in Yan Yan's house. Everyone agrees that cheapness is not a fool. In the end, Lu Bureau simply took Yan Yan's wedding as the annual group building of the Municipal Bureau of the Municipal Bureau.

In addition to colleagues who received the invitation, there was also the special police brigade next door that the strong Captain Kangshu's strong Captain Kang Shu ("" The last name tells you that I will never have the task with you anymore! A stars !! "" What happened to Lao Tzu, isn't this? Isn't it all the surnames, can you ask you to eat? ") Brother Jiang! I have worked hard to raise big cabbage !!! ... "" You tell the truth, watering this cabbage, fertilizing and removing pests. ?! "), and Jiang Pu few comrades -in -arms.

These comrades must be invited. The batch of anti -drug policemen, who had the closest relationship with Jiang Xuan in the two detachments of the year, were almost sacrificed after the 1009 explosion. lay on the bed for more than half a year. Although they did not want to believe that Jiang Pu was a black police officer, because they usually stopped with Jiang, they received strict review and unfair treatment afterwards. In the end, they had to change their careers or sink to the police station. The situation was quite bumpy.

After Yaoshan's anti -drug operation, the Ministry of Public Security investigated the 1009 cases, and a batch of officials at the department -level officials fell off. The anti -drug police of the two detachments of the two detachments of the year successively rehabilitated. Some of these people are still willing to stay inside the public security, they have received late merit and commendations, and they have recruited the Municipal Bureau Corps; and some are discouraged by the Gongzhou system. Moved to Jianning, Lu Tuan accepted the archives of these people with the Provincial Public Security Department.

In fact, they live a more comfortable life in Jianning. Anyway, climate, house prices, and wages and welfare are much better than Gongzhou, and their professional titles have been improved faster.

In this way, the total number of weddings exceeded eighty, plus the on -site staff to break a hundred.

Jiang Pu Cangle and weakly argued: "In fact, I am mainly afraid that the wedding cost is too high ..."

Yan Yan said: "Oh, for finding the reason, our consultant contributed to the medical career of the motherland enough to hold ten weddings. You can only maintain your own golden body. Burning high incense ... Sleeping over and giving me a hip! Don't run! Ming Er can get up early in the morning! "

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On the day of the wedding, Yan Yan could sleep until eight o'clock, and Jiang stopped at six o'clock in the early morning -because Ms. Zeng Cuicui's royal makeup artist was strictly evaluated, and said that the new Mrs. Shaodong's face was pale, her lips were gray, her hair ends, her hair ends, hair ends, hair ends, hair ends, and hair ends. Slightly dry, the overall summary is a face -to -face, if you don't make up, the effect will be very miserable.

The word sickness scared Ms. Zeng Cuicui, forcing Jiang to stop Jiang's red dates soup for a month before the departure, but even if he still did not escape the magic palm of the makeup artist -the palm of the magic.

"How can I not repair this eyebrow? After finishing the eyebrows, I will make two strokes. Do you see that the eyebrow shape does not come out? The nasal shadow must be hit, and the nose shape is not available. It ’s very good but the effect is still different ... Do n’t hide! The inside of the painting! I will poke the eyes later! Oh, the handsome guy, how can the nails be repaired, how can the skin be maintained, how can the skin be maintained? Why are there so many calluses? Don't you know that your hand is our second face? "

The sky was bright outside the window, and Jiang stopped in a large makeup chair outside the hotel suite. The expression seemed to have already made a soul. "... that was a gun cocoon."

Flame red lips, enchanting makeup artists -Jami ･ ･ ･ ･ ･ ･ ･ —— — holding Jiang Po's hands, solemnly: "Our handsome guys should pay attention to maintenance, which is different from those stinky men. ! ""

Ms. Zeng Cuicui nodded deeply while struggling to turn the closet.

"Ouch! Mom!" Yan Yan opened the bedroom door under yawning, immediately frightened, and wrapped the bath towel in a hurry: "Why are you here?"

Boom-!

Yan Mu's hill -like fabric pour on the sofa, and the corner of the eyebrows can't hide the joy: "I'm here ~ dress up ~ stop ~"

The miracle stopped paralyzed in a large makeup chair, his eyes were empty and his expression was detached, as if he would sacrifice his body to Ms. Zeng Cui Cui, who would be sacrificed in the next second, and then rose up.

"Wait," Yan Yan suddenly found out that it was wrong. "Didn't you say that I wore a black river to stop and cut off white? What is this in your hand?"

Yan Mu's face was innocent, with a set of dark green, treasure blue, and wine -red dress tops in her arms. There were dozens of various supporting square towels like hills on the sofa. Several sets, try to stop and try. If the effect is good, you can change a piece of clothes every hour at the wedding, otherwise you can always wear white and multi -monotonous. "

Yan Yan: "..."

Yan's mother picked up her grandmother's green velvet dress jacket and stopped on the river. The bottom of her eyes flickered with sincere joy and satisfaction: "Look at this coloring, this tailoring, this skin is much lined. Hard work to help me stop for two hours of makeup, you can take pictures today- "

As soon as Yan Yan looked at Jiang Po, the sentence could be elected as "But he didn't look changes somewhere" in the TOP1 of the 21st Century Straight Men's Golden Chart. The light of salvation.

Yan Yan: "?"

Jiang stopped holding his hand, the carp stood up, and he held Yan Yan in the makeup chair, and he tried to cut the railway: "The aunt cares about what clothes I wear, and Yan Yan's makeup has not yet melted!"

Yan Yan: "! "

"Eyebrows, hair, mask, inner eyeliner, cut fingers ... nursing nails," Jiang stopped Yan Yan's chin with one hand and stroked his mother. The posture was very professional: "And you see his teeth smoking, The calluses on your hands are rough, you can handle him, otherwise the wedding will be too late! "

Yan Yan: "What? What are you talking about? Lao Tzu is a cocoon!"

Poor Yan Yan, who was not prepared, finally realized that the danger that he had never experienced over the past 30 years was approaching quickly. However, he had not had time to struggle. , Putting Yan Wukong's knot strongly under the cosmetic table.

"... Jiang Po?!" Yan Yan was unbelievable: "Do you just sell your pro -husband like this? Where are you going?!! You come back for me-"

Mother Yan held her son: "Don't move! Stop the clothes first, let me see your teeth! Xiao Li takes the tooth washing device to come quickly!"

Teacher Jamie: "~ Yeah ~"

"I ... I'll have breakfast." Jiang stopped and dropped his sentence, and did not dare to face the eyes of Yan Yan's shock.

At 11 o'clock in the morning.

"Welcome to the bride"

The door was open, and Ma Xiang, Gou Li, Yang Mei, Han Xiaomei, Gao Panqing, and other groups of non -afraid of death were red willow and green. In the crowd, Ma Xiang is afraid of the world that is not chaotic in the world. He said, "Sister Mei Mei, don't believe it, I know that the consultant Jiang has to wear a wedding dress today. Can't wait to see him ... hey?!! "

On the outside of the suite, Yan Yan, who was ready to go, was pressed on the side face by Yan Mu, and the other face was tightly squeezed on the table. Eye eyeliner! Mom! I want to keep the psychological shadow! Mom !! "

Yan mother stuck her son's ears: "No! OK! You have to paint if you stop drawing! After painting, you have to take pictures of the eyes! Obedience !!"

Ma Xiang: "..."

Yan Yan: "..."

Everyone: "..."

The make -up room was caught in a short and weird quietness. In the two seconds, Yan Yan suddenly broke out of a strong desire to survive, pushing away the monster named eyeliner, breaking away from his mother -in -law's restraint, in the eyes of public eyes, He ran out of the door in a hurry.

"Where are you going? Come back for me!" Mother Yan chased the door with an arrow, crying and laughing, "The eyeliner is half -cut, shameful you!"

Yan Yan's plea for mercy echoed at the end of the hotel corridor: "I'll go and find Jiang Ting to play with you!..." Then he dashed into the elevator and disappeared.

Ms. Zeng Cuicui said angrily: "The dog bites Lu Dongbin, you don't know the good heart!" Then she had no choice but to go back to the house angrily to entertain Ma Xiang and Han Xiaomei's gang of "wedding brides" bastards from the city bureau.

At the same time, in the hotel sauna, Director Lu was in the billowing white mist:

"Ah - 嘁!!"

Deputy Bureau Wei couldn't dodge in time, and was almost sprayed in the face, and quickly moved away: "What are you doing, Lao Lu, you have a cold?"

"I don't know," Lu Ju rubbed his nose inexplicably, and then smiled again: "Who knows if an old police officer from the Ministry of Public Security is talking about you, handsome, suave, and suave brother and me behind your back."

"Hey, you are being selfish..." Deputy Director Wei sneered, the two continued to cover the towel and spread lazily on the slate, each with a head of worrying hair and a general's belly that could not be ignored, racing against time to enjoy the official start of the wedding. leisure time before.

Yu team just happened to pass by outside, saw this scene through the glass, and turned his head horribly.

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Where does Jiang stop?

Jiang Ting nestled comfortably on the sofa in the deepest part of the cafe in the hotel lobby.

Yan Yan managed to escape from the clutches of Teacher Jamie, and went downstairs to find something to eat. From a distance, she saw a jet-black top of hair on the back of the sofa. Immediately, her anger grew from her heart to wickedness, and she took two steps at the same time. He rushed up and grabbed the two innocent ears of Team Jiang from behind: "You—the—eye—line—draw—did—?!”

"Fuck!" Jiang Ting's whole body was shocked, and he almost threw away the pen and paper, and hurriedly covered it with Lu Ju's signed version of the book.

However, Yan Yan was quick-witted and stood behind the sofa and reached out to hold him down: "Don't move! Show me! What are you doing? Who are you secretly writing a love letter to?"

Jiang Ting laughed and laughed: "It's not finished yet, let it go, I'll order you a sandwich..."

"Don't eat it! Show me, what is this? Red crayon?"

The two scuffled for a while, like kindergarten children grabbing toys. One insisted on trying and the other wouldn't give it. The waiters all passed by with friendly (and gossip) smiles. Finally, Jiang Ting couldn't hold it anymore, and with a flushed face, he shoved the pen and paper into Yan Yan's arms: "Look at it, you are really..."

Yan Yan was in high spirits, grabbed to take a closer look, and was immediately stunned.

It was two sheets of paper painted red and stacked, with three words on them, a marriage certificate.

These two extremely rudimentary "marriage certificates", but the inner pages are very finely drawn, and even the pattern on the header of the pages is not bad. The two lifelike little people are leaning on their heads together, their eyes, nose and mouth are all like the master. "Yan Yan" on the left has two thick eyebrows, staring solemnly; on the right "Jiang Ting" has a smile at the corner of his mouth. The matchstick arm is still in a V shape with two fingers.

The holder, registration date, and ID number are all available, and the marriage certificate number was compiled on the spot by Jiang Ting's inspiration.

Yan Yan froze in place.

"If you have nothing to do, then..." Jiang Ting covered half of his face with a steaming mug, revealing only a pair of crooked eyes, and said with a smile, "I'm pretty good at drawing, I used to sketch suspects in case work before. , isn't it very similar?"

Yan Xuan was silent for a while, then gestured to Jiang Ting's V-shaped gesture on the picture and asked, "What does this mean, victory?"

"Victory."

"Victory for what?"

Jiang Ting had a smile in his eyes, "You didn't spend a penny, but you managed to deceive a handsome guy like you who went to the sea for 50,000 yuan. Don't you make me proud?"

Yan Yan could no longer hide the curved corners of his mouth, but he still tried his best to keep his face straight: "No."

"What's wrong?"

Yan Yan laughed, picked up the pen involuntarily, drew an upside-down symbol on the avatars of the two marriage certificates, and then flicked the paper to teach a lesson: "I am the husband! The husbands are all on the left, bullying me that I have never been married. I don't know, do you?"

Jiang Pu smiled and scolded the neuropathy, reached out to grab, then was forcibly pressed back to the sofa by Yan Yan, and then put his heavy chin on top of his head. You are also kept in my custody. "He carefully stacked the two wedding certificates into his arms, and his chin was pressed against Jiang Po's head. I have to make a marriage certificate for myself. I have to be responsible for my life. "

Jiang stopped his voice and laughed. He was stretched out in his arms by Yan Yan, and printed a deep kiss in the forehead from top to bottom.

Through the floor -to -ceiling windows, the sun was spilled on the card seat, reflecting on the bottom of their eyes staring at each other. Yan Yan saw his own shadow in the deep pupils of Jiang Pu, and suddenly he didn't know how much taste was gloating. He was sad in his heart, and he was slightly numb in his heart.

"Yan Yan."

"?"

A strange expression of a strong smile appeared on Jiang Pu's face, saying, "Your eyeliner only draws half of it."

Yan Yan: "…………………"

"Your eyes are obvious, is it okay? Or should I wait for you to go back to make up?"

Before Yan Yan's mountains' oaths were exported, he was hit by 10,000 tons. He had to break upstairs in the laughed sound of Jiang Pai's out of control, and obediently replenished his makeup.