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      Chapter 1 Big Wedding

       "He's surnamed! Stop!"

       "Su Fatty! You are so determined! I will never marry you!"

    Today is a great day for Su Fatty to recruit a son-in-law, but her husband actually ran away on the day of the wedding, she is really pissed off!

    To say that He Tongsheng was also deceived by the matchmaker. There are two Su families in Xinghua Village. One is the old Su family.Everyone wants to marry someone back home.

      Although being married is not very pleasant, it can be accepted by the beautiful lady of the Su family, and the dowry silver given by the other party is really generous, a full twenty taels!

      He is expected to study!

       Unexpectedly, after entering the door, I realized that the person I married into was actually that little Su's family full of villains!

      Looking at Su Fatty with his face full of flesh, he wants to die!

       "You accepted the bride price from my family, and you are my husband-in-law!"

       "You're dreaming!"

      He Tongsheng ran away without looking back!

      Su Fatty became the laughing stock of the whole village.

      She raised the butcher's knife to chase, never thinking that the sole of her foot slipped and tripped.

      Her head hit the door heavily, and a big bag came out immediately.

      By the time her father Su Cheng arrived at her room, she had already passed out by the door.

      Su Cheng was terrified, and wanted to hug his unconscious daughter into his arms, showing his utmost love as a father.

      Uh... can't hold it.

      He shook his daughter's shoulders instead, and it was quite strenuous: "Big ya! Don't scare daddy! Wake up!"

       "Father! The surname He has fled to the town!"

       is the younger brother Su Ergou.

      Hearing Su Ergou's words, Su Fatty, who was finally shaken awake, closed his eyes again, unconscious.

      Su Cheng was so angry that he gritted his teeth and clenched his fists: "Isn't he just a husband? Daddy will tie one back for you too!"

      Su Cheng did what he said, and immediately took his son to ten miles and eight towns to find his son-in-law.

      He didn't believe that his Su Cheng's daughter would be lost!

       "Father."

      Su Ergou pointed to the empty village, where there was not even a feather left. "The folks seem to have closed the door."

      Su Cheng: "..."

      Su Cheng did not give up, and took his son to the official road to arrest him.

    Probably because of good luck, the father and son really met a group of old men. Judging from the posture, it looked like a group of bandits intercepted a passing businessman.

      The businessman should have run away, leaving only a masked guard to deal with the bandits.

      The father and son ambushed on the hillside not far away, paying close attention to the battle situation on the official road.

       "Father, which one shall we tie?" asked Su Ergou, who was lying behind the grass.

      Su Cheng lay beside him, and said wisely: "The one who can beat the most has a good waist and can give birth!"

      Su Ergou wondered: "Isn't childbirth a woman's business?"

      Su Cheng glared at his son: "A man with a bad waist, can a woman give birth?"

       "Oh." Su Ergou realized.

       After a fight, the masked guard overturned eight bandits, but he also paid a heavy price-he was seriously injured and physically exhausted.

       Therefore, when the Su family father and son attacked him from behind, he didn't even have a chance to fight back, so he was put in a sack with black eyes.

       Just when the father and son were about to carry him away, there was a rustling sound from the carriage beside him.

       Anyone else?!

      Su Cheng drew out the hatchet vigilantly, and lifted the curtain of the car!

      When he saw the scene in the carriage clearly, he was instantly dumbfounded,,,

      ...

      Su family.

      Su Xiaoxiao on Da Hongxi's bed slowly opened her eyes. It was the eighth time she had opened her eyes. She was sure that she was not dreaming.

       She really crossed over.

      From a dignified military doctor and ace sniper, he became an illiterate, ancient fat man who weighed over two hundred.

      Not only is he delicious and lazy, but he still runs rampant in the village. He is an out-and-out village bully.

      She has a bully father named Su Cheng above her, and a bully brother named Su Ergou below her.

      A family of three dominates the village. It is worth mentioning that the bully father and bully brother love her very much.

       Not long ago, she fell in love with a boy surnamed He from the next village, so Father Su spent all his family savings and asked a matchmaker to go to He's house to find a son-in-law.

      Today is her and He Tongsheng's big day, who would have thought that He Tongsheng was tricked by a matchmaker to come to the door. After the Dongchuang incident, He Tongsheng left her and escaped marriage.

       It is the first time for those who have seen the bride run away from marriage.

       It's been a long time to see you!

      However, what really surprised Su Xiaoxiao was not the oolong marriage, but that Papa Su went to the village with a knife to find her son-in-law for her daughter's life-long event.

       Don't really bring her a man back?

      Su Xiaoxiao was digesting the memories in his mind, Su Cheng and Su Ergou went home.

       "Daughter! You're awake!"

    Su Cheng entered the room and found his daughter lying on the bed in a daze with eyes open, hurriedly walked over and held her daughter's chubby hand.

       "You scared dad to death! Don't do stupid things again, you know? That kid surnamed He is not worth it! Dad will chop that kid up and feed him to pigs one day!"

      Su Xiaoxiao was not used to the unexpected family, so she paused and said, "I'm fine."

      Su Cheng looked serious: "No, you have something to do, so don't cry."

       Am I going to show you a scene where you cry, make trouble, and hang yourself?

      The Su Fatty in my memory is really like this. If something goes wrong, he will be furious at home, throwing up, rolling, crying and making a scene are commonplace.

      Su Cheng doted on this daughter too much, and was never willing to be cruel and teach her a lesson.

      This caused Su Fatty's temper to become more and more domineering, and his temper became uncontrollable.

      Su Xiaoxiao worked hard to maintain the character design: "I, figured it out, the surname He is not very good, not good enough for me! Another day, I don't need you to do it, I will chop it myself!"

       "This is my daughter!" Su Cheng was very satisfied.

      He sat down by the bed, smiled mysteriously at his daughter, "Father has good news and bad news, which one do you want to hear first?"

       "Anything will do."

       "Father tied you a husband, who is a hundred times more beautiful than the one named He! You will definitely like it!"

    OMG!

       Really tied a man back for her?

      How to maintain the character design next?

       "Then, what's the good news?" She asked in a daze.

      Su Cheng glanced at his daughter strangely. Wasn’t what he said just now good news?

       Forget it, since my daughter thinks the next thing is good news, then, let's take it as it is!

      Su Cheng cleared his throat, changed his wording, and grinned: "The good news is that you don't have to have a baby anymore! Your son-in-law will be born to you!"

      Su Xiaoxiao choked.

      What does it mean that the man gave birth to her?Is there a normal brain circuit in this family?

      Su Cheng raised his hand: "Er Gouzi, bring someone in for your sister!"

       "Hey! Here we come!"

      Su Ergou outside responded and pushed open the door of his sister's room.

      Su Xiaoxiao turned her head to look, and saw one, two, three... milky Xiaodouding standing in a row holding a bundle, and her younger brother Su Ergou carried them in one by one.

      Papa Su spread his hands and smiled: "Tie one and get three free, is it a surprise or a surprise?"

      Su Xiaoxiao: "?!"

       Take a pit first O(∩_∩)O~

       It will be officially serialized on the 16th, everyone should bookmark it first, and there will be a reminder when it is updated~

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