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    Early the next morning, Meng Huo deliberately got up early and went to the cafeteria downstairs of the hotel to have breakfast. He happened to be "encountered" by a passerby and photographed him.

    The paparazzi who were squatting downstairs in the crew hotel posted a photo of Lu Xinghuai returning to the hotel alone last night, completely discrediting the fact that the two lived in different hotels, and wanting to hype the rumors that he and Lu Xinghuai "returned to the same hotel" and "spent the night together" suddenly disappeared.Self-defeating.

    When the proprietress of the hot pot restaurant heard about this, she even posted the surveillance video of the room that night in its entirety on the Internet after the person concerned agreed.

    It can be seen that for the entire three hours, the two of them just ate and chatted without any crossing the line.

    The proprietress is also very proud to make a super-large sign and hang it in a conspicuous place at the entrance of the store. The sign is engraved with many health benefits of mutton.

    The word "zhuang|yang" ranks first!

    There are more customers coming into the shop with their own minds to eat mutton, and the proprietress is earning a lot of money, smiling from ear to ear even in her dreams.

    It's not over yet. After the plot reversed continuously, the guidance of public opinion and the initiative returned to Jian Yi's hands. She contacted the Red Circle Law Firm vigorously and resolutely, intending to sue the paparazzi for defamation and infringement of reputation rights...

    Naturally, everyone will not let go of beating the dog in the water.

    Many studios of artists who have been slandered by the paparazzi before have also come to an end. Even Cool audio temporarily closed the papaparazzi’s live broadcast room on the grounds of “spreading false news”.

    The paparazzi posted a handwritten letter of apology overnight on Weibo, but unfortunately the offended artist fan group did not intend to let him go, and he will be judged by law.

    Meng Huo was completely relieved when he saw the news in the airport waiting room.

    Before turning on the flight mode, Meng Huo logged on to WeChat and replied a circle of messages as usual.

    Seeing the familiar head portrait, the neon lights blurred, and Meng Huo's fingertips froze.

    He subconsciously clicked in.

    More than ten hours have passed, and there is still no new news.

    Right.

    Someone as smart as Lu Xinghuai must be able to understand his hints.

    Meng Huo turned his phone on airplane mode and thought easily:

    So fine.

    Stop the loss in time, at least Lu Xinghuai will not be dragged down by him again.

    Meng Huo felt that although Heizi's words were not pleasant, they made sense:

    Only those who are evenly matched can be called friends.

    Touching porcelain across galaxies is called poverty alleviation...

    Meng Huo suddenly looked forward to the next half month's work:

    On the 18th line, you should work hard to start a career!

    The next day, the new season of "Adults Are Not Home" was officially launched. This is the first time in several seasons that live broadcasting has been adopted. The lineup of guests and cute babies are all kept secret, but look at keywords such as "international child model", "star second generation" and "mathematical genius"It's all filled with anticipation.

    Because Pineapple TV has been recording variety shows all year round, it simply encircled a piece of land and built a house by itself. This time the variety show will be held in the park.

    Each pair of cute babies and guests will live in a separate house, but different temporary family rooms can also visit each other.

    The cute babies were randomly assigned by lottery, and Meng Huo took one from the lottery bucket at the entrance of the park.

    "Simon" was written on the front of the lottery slip, which was the cute baby's name, and a map was drawn on the back, showing the location of their new home. Meng Huo followed the directions on the map and walked to the vicinity when he suddenly heard the little girl crying.

    In front of him are two small western-style buildings with white walls and red tiles. The wooden sign at the right door says "Simon", and the wooden sign at the left door says "Princess Bei Bei's Dream Home".Clouds, with crooked characters, it looks like it was DIY by the children themselves.

    There is also a timer next to the lottery box. The first task of the guests is to wake up the babies and then gather at the designated place.

    The timing will start from the moment the lottery is drawn, and the top-ranked temporary families will be rewarded.

    The program team deliberately let the children sleep alone for a night last night. There was a lot of crying at night, and the staff were exhausted physically and mentally. It was precisely for the guests to come early in the morning and give them gifts for their various situations.

    that cry is still

    Continuing, Meng Huo was afraid that something might happen, so he walked towards the house on the left without hesitation.

    Following the crying sound to the second floor, the crying sound became clearer and clearer, mixed with the patient coaxing of the man.

    Intermittent, hard to hear.

    The door was wide open, and Meng Huo poked his head curiously.

    Met an unexpected person.

    Zhou Ruochen.

    Meng Huo suddenly opened his eyes wide.

    I never imagined that Ace, a boy group with a high IQ and cool guy line, would come to participate in a variety show with babies!

    The cute contrast is the reason why ET's manager gave Zhou Ruochen this variety show. After going for a long time, the pure cool guy's personality will be too thin, and the cool guy's occasional gentleness can capture the hearts of girls better.

    Showing tenderness is also a subject of knowledge. The risk of being in a romantic drama or speculating on CP is too great, and it is easy to lose girlfriend fans. After much deliberation, the agent thinks that bringing a baby is really suitable.

    Cool brother and cute baby, a proper married life from the girlfriend's perspective!

    The fans in the studio obviously thought so too.

    "Woooooo, I don't want to be tempted either, but he calls me a princess."

    "Captain Zhou—my chosen daddy [hugs] [anthropomorphic]"

    "I am married and have a daughter named Princess Bei Bei. We are very happy. Thank you for your blessings [shy]"

    When Meng Huo entered, Zhou Ruochen was squatting on the ground coaxing Bei Bei.

    "Princess, don't cry, okay?"

    Wei Siyan has been crying for more than ten minutes, and she is already tired from crying. From the crying style of crying to the world at first, it has changed to pear blossoms and rain. I feel pity.

    Meng Huo probably figured out the cause and effect of the incident from the crying and ambiguous statements of his little friend.

    Bei Bei is a little princess who loves beauty. She knew she was going to be on TV, so she braided her hair in advance and matched it with a beautiful princess dress. She didn't want to take her hair off when she went to bed last night.

    But when she woke up after a night of sleep, the princess's head was loosened from sleep.

    How could Zhou Ruochen be able to twist the princess's head? He untied the messy hair, and then... it couldn't go back!

    "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." beibei cried so that little milk's voice became hoarse.

    "I'm sorry, my brother was wrong, can my brother learn well now?"

    Zhou Ruochen coaxed Zhou Ruochen for as long as Wei Siyan cried.

    It is easy for adults to lose patience with children's continuous crying, but Zhou Ruochen did not show the slightest bit of impatience from the beginning to the end. After speaking, he actually took out his mobile phone and started to check the princess head tutorial.

    The netizens in the live broadcast room were a little impatient.

    They came to watch variety shows to have fun, but the continuous crying made people feel very irritable. Many fans who came for Zhou Ruochen said that they couldn't stand the magic sound, and some irrational people started to attack the children.

    "Do you really think of yourself as a princess? When I actually saw this kind of child, I really wanted to go up and slap them both."

    "The princess is dead, the princess is sick a lot."

    "Mom is the actress, father is the film king, and she is really a princess..."

    "I hate children who like to cry the most... This child has no tutor at all..."

    Zhou Ruochen rubbed the center of his eyebrows helplessly.

    I don't understand why no matter how complicated the piano score or the cumbersome dance, he can pick it up once, but he hasn't learned the hair braiding tutorial eight times.

    Why did a flower come out as soon as held hand?How did one step get to another?!

    magic.

    It must be magic.

    Meng Huo walked up to Bei Bei, knelt on the ground on one knee, looked her in the eye, and said seriously, "Princess, your eyes are swollen like walnuts now."

    "Have you ever seen an unpeeled walnut?" Meng Huo made an exaggerated circle with his hands, "It's so big!"

    Wei Siyan suddenly opened her eyes wide, hiccupped in fright at Meng Huo's vivid description, and was so frightened that she couldn't cry anymore.

    "...Really... so big..." The little girl wrinkled her face pitifully. Seeing that she was about to be ugly and cry again by her imaginary self, Meng Huo said in time: "However, walnuts can be eliminated! Apply an ice pack for a while, will be as beautiful as before."

    "Really?" Wei

    Siyan pursed her small mouth and asked.

    Meng Huo pretended to hesitate, and then said: "The premise is that you don't cry anymore, otherwise the ice pack won't work."

    When she heard that her eyes would turn into walnuts if she cried again, Wei Siyan immediately shook her head and promised, "I won't cry anymore!"

    While talking, he wiped away his tears, looking very cute.

    Meng Huo touched her head with a smile, and sighed silently:

    The deceitful face control is really cute!

    Zhou Ruochen, who had never coaxed a girl before, watched helplessly as Meng Huo coaxed him for twenty minutes with just three words, and the little girl who hadn't managed to coax him for twenty minutes became obedient.

    It must be magic!

    Meng Huo looked up at Zhou Ruochen, who was still staring at him in a daze, and reminded him in a low voice, "What are you still doing here?"

    "Zhou Ruochen: This seems to be my home, thank you."

    "Hahahahaha, Meng Huo: Anti-client is the main thing."

    "Team Zhou: excuse me? Should I ask you this question?"

    Meng Huo winked at him, "Go get an ice pack."

    Zhou Ruochen left the leaning table, took a step with his long legs, and went downstairs.

    The tenderness and everything are for the children, and they are still silent and cold towards him.

    A minute later, Zhou Ruochen ran up again and reported to him calmly: "There are no ice packs in the refrigerator, I'm going out to buy them now."

    "Ice cream is also fine." Meng Huo was concentrating on combing Bei Bei's hair, before he could look up at him, he said, "I want two."

    Zhou Ruochen, who was reduced to running errands, went down again, and when he came back, he was holding two cute miniatures.

    "Thank you." Meng Huo stuffed one into Bei Bei's hand and asked her to apply it to her eyes. He tore the other open and bit off half of it in one bite.

    "Hahahahahahaha, I thought I needed two to put one on each eye, but it turned out that you wanted to eat it yourself. As expected of you!"

    Meng Huo had ice-cold cream in his mouth, and when he looked up, he found Zhou Ruochen staring at him deeply.

    Meng Huo said vaguely, "What are you looking at... I've helped you so much... You can't even eat a piece of ice cream..."

    There is a little grievance in the tone of voice.

    He hasn't finished his mission yet...

    Definitely going to be last.

    Zhou Ruochen lowered his eyes uncomfortably, coughed lightly, and quietly stepped aside to let Meng Huo play.

    Bei Bei took special care of her hair, which was long, black and smooth. After Meng Huo combed her hair several times, she began to comb her hair.

    "Brother Xiao Meng, I want to be exactly the same as the stylist little elder sister made for me yesterday."

    When Wei Siyan is not crying, she still communicates very well.

    The problem is that Meng Huoguang couldn't understand what it was after listening to the description.

    Meng Huo quietly winked at Zhou Ruochen.

    The piano score is never forgotten, and Zhou Dui, who has ten lines of lyrics at a glance, was dumbfounded in front of the camera for the first time.

    "...forgot." There was a crack in his calm voice.

    The mental activities of the netizens in the live broadcast room and Zhou Ruochen are exactly the same at this time.

    "It's over, Princess Bei Bei is going to cry again."

    Bearing the sweet taste of the ice cream, Bei Bei obediently applied ice to her eyes in order not to turn them into walnuts, so she couldn't see what she looked like in the mirror.

    "Brother, what are you talking about?" Bei Bei asked curiously.

    Zhou Ruochen frowned, the smart man was already thinking of a rescue plan.

    Only Meng Huo said foolishly, "It's nothing, just keep applying."

    Netizens in the live broadcast did not expect Meng Huo, a 21-year-old man, to have any experience in braiding girls' hair. His eyes were darkened, and he felt that his future was gloomy. Some had already found earplugs in advance, and some even said, "Wait for the princess."I'll come back after crying."

    The chaotic scene that everyone had expected did not appear. The sunlight poured into the room through the window sill, and the man's slender and thin white fingers shuttled through the little girl's hair.

    "Okay." Meng Huo put down the rubber band and made a final adjustment.

    Bei Bei immediately put down the ice cream when she heard the words, and looked into the mirror expectantly.

    The little face froze for a moment.

    "It's over, it's over

    , it's over."

    "Level 10 tsunami warning, all units pay attention."

    "Although Meng Huo has something, it's still different from the hairstyle Princess Bei Bei wants."

    Bei Bei knelt on the stool, raised her hand and touched the conspicuous little Jiujiu in the back of her mind——suddenly she yelled.

    "Wow - I have a bow on my head!!!"

    Netizens who couldn't see the details just now realized now—fuck it, Meng Huo really used Bei Bei's hair to make a bow out of nothing.

    What is a princess head?!The mothers of the whole class can make princess heads!But no one has made bows yet!!!

    Only real princesses can have such cute hairstyles!

    Bei Bei swooped and hugged Meng Huo.

    "Do you like it, little princess?" Meng Huo leaned over and hugged her with a smile.

    Bei Bei nodded frantically, looked at Meng Huo's bright eyes, cupped his face and gave a big mouthful of mime desperately.

    Meng Huo knew that no little girl could refuse a bow.

    Bei Bei hugged Meng Huo's neck tightly, unwilling to let go, then glanced at Zhou Ruochen, hesitated to speak.

    She quietly clung to Meng Huo's ear, and asked in a low voice, "Brother Xiao Meng, can you come and comb my hair tomorrow? I still want a bow."

    Little did she know that she had a microphone clipped to her body, and every word was recorded in the live broadcast room very clearly.

    Meng Huo smiled modestly: "In fact, my brother can not only tie bows, but also double ponytails, buns, Chinese style..."

    Back then, there were so many little sisters in the orphanage, everyone wanted beautiful hair, and they couldn't compete with each other, so Meng Huo was inspired with unlimited potential and creativity.

    "There are probably more than 20 kinds. We can change the ties every day."

    Wei Siyan's eyes lit up after rubbing against each other, and she didn't want to get out of Meng Huo's arms now.

    Looking at Zhou Ruochen with extremely pure eyes and longing, he pleaded pitifully:

    "Brother Chenchen, can you be someone else's brother?"

    The barrage was taken aback by this innocent but 100% sincere Tong Yan Tong Yu's question.

    Zhou Ruochen himself was also stunned.

    The little girl continued with her pure logic.

    "In this way, I won't have an older brother, so Brother Xiao Meng can be my older brother!"

    The bullet screen was half a beat slow to react.

    "...Xiao killed me."

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