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    Wang Kun handed the folder to Meng Huo with a complicated expression.

    Just a few days ago, he was in this office, handing him the invitation to the charity night, swearing, "This is your last job."

    "Let's take a look at your new job. The director just sent it by fax, and the filming will start in a few days. As a result, a male artist broke the contract temporarily. The request is urgent. You pack it up and go tomorrow."

    Wang Kun felt the same as before. After all, in his eyes, Meng Huo was still able to have a job, so it was time to offer incense to him and be grateful.

    Meng Huo really had the idea of leaving the circle after tonight to find out if there is no such person. Who would have thought that fate would be so impermanent.

    Really rebellious.

    Moreover, his economic contract is still in Wang Kun's hands. If he doesn't go, they seem to have many ways to make him pay liquidated damages.

    It is impossible to do money-losing business in this life.

    Meng Huo glanced at the large characters on the cover of the folder and found that he was quite interested.

    He recalled an interview that once asked him what he likes to do when he is not working. At that time, Wang Kun dug out Meng Zhi's answers many years ago and asked him to copy them: reading, tasting tea and arranging flowers.

    In fact, the answer he thought at the time was: eat, sleep, and play video games.

    ""Survival from Desperate Place"? Live variety show?"

    Meng Huo put down his crossed legs and sat up straighter.

    Real CS?Or eat chicken?

    He's good at the game.

    And most boys like this kind of exciting competitive game.

    This kind of thing has been very popular in recent years, and it should attract fans if it performs well in variety shows.Now the character design of the hero of Kuge e-sports is very popular.

    Meng Huo didn't care if he got fans or not, he just thought that he shouldn't be scolded this time.

    "Okay, I'll take it."

    Just play for a few days, and earn money by the way!

    Meng Huo readily agreed.

    Key words of the program: passion, competition, cooperation, reality show, full live broadcast.

    It feels quite interesting.

    Wang Kun heaved a sigh of relief."Okay then, go back and take a good look at the precautions issued by the program team. By the way, remember to buy insurance."

    Meng Huo took a bite.

    Why do you have to buy insurance to participate in a variety show?

    Wang Kun snatched the Coke from his hand and threw it into the trash can, "Don't drink it, it won't look good when you look fat on camera."

    Water droplets from the outer layer of the Coke bottle fell onto the folder, blurring a line of extremely small words.

    "Survival on a Deserted Island Season".

    "Personal accident insurance, forget it... just buy all kinds of things. After you go to the island, the assistant will not be able to get in, so you can only rely on yourself."

    Meng Huo's heart skipped a beat and he turned to the end of the folder.

    Program concept: The fishing boat on board encountered shipwreck and drifted to a long-abandoned uninhabited desert island. The five guests will fight on their own and survive independently for 72 hours.

    Cool audio and video exclusive & full live broadcast.

    True Survival Variety Show.

    Cool audio —— Started with a short video social app in the early years, and then followed the trend of the times to vigorously develop its live broadcast industry. In a few years, it has become one of the entertainment companies with the largest number of users in China.

    Since last year, Cool audio intends to enter the webcast video software, and first tested the waters and launched a few self-made web dramas, but the response was mediocre.

    It is no wonder that the domestic webcast video software market is close to saturation, and several large companies have divided up nearly 90% of the market share. It is not easy for a rising star to break out of the tight encirclement.

    The company's senior executives and people in charge thought hard all night and decided to find another way: self-made dramas can't work, let's start with variety shows first!

    The popularity and number of users of Cool audio's live broadcast has inherent advantages. The person in charge made a decisive decision and immediately launched several variety shows, all of which took the form of live broadcast first and then webcast.!

    These variety shows almost cover the most popular types of variety shows nowadays: love drama, escape room, talk show... Therefore, when the name "Survival of Desperation: Desert Island Season" appeared in the scheduled live broadcast list, it did not attract many peopleattention.

    We want to see the handsome and beautiful little brothers and sisters

    When you fall in love, you have to watch big stars being chased to death in a haunted house and flee around, go to the talk show next door and talk about cross talk, and you can also listen to music. Who wants to watch a group of clay figurines eat bugs without taking a shower for a few days?

    There were many difficulties in attracting investment for the program, and the original brand party ran away temporarily. One week before the broadcast, the director only brought in one and only one sponsor to name it.

    The program group was so poor that Meng Huo didn't have much hope for the recording environment, so when the program group sent them to a small island in a low latitude area, Meng Huo was quite pleasantly surprised.

    White sandy beach, coconut trees, blue sky, blue sea, Meng Huo's mood could almost be called beautiful without the director's next words.

    At 12:00 noon, Chief Director Lin Jia looked at the bleak viewership in the live broadcast room, and bit the bullet and started.

    "After the shipwreck, the survival team found a lifeboat and drifted for three days and three nights. The life-saving materials on board were almost exhausted. In addition, they also rescued a fisherman who survived the shipwreck.The lifeboat was at risk of being overloaded and sunk, and the survival team had to make a difficult decision."

    That's right, the recording started on the boat, and the program crew searched for lifeboats in a dignified way, and asked them to float on the sea for a while.

    "What do you mean? Our things are going to be thrown into the sea?" asked the young man wearing sunglasses.

    The one who spoke was Xia Yinye, a member of the boy group ET, and there was a familiar face among the four of them: Jiang Xun.Since sharing the hot pot restaurant with him, the two haven't spoken on WeChat again. Meng Huo didn't know that he also participated until he arrived at the recording site.In addition to the two of them, there are also actor Chen Ke who takes the tough guy route, and singer-songwriter Zhao Nan, who both record shows with guitars.

    Lin Jia nodded. If the plan was strictly followed, nothing would be allowed on the island, but the male artist who temporarily withdrew from the recording of the show sounded the alarm for him: Don't push too hard.What should do if record it?

    "In addition to water, food and electronic equipment, each person is allowed to bring one thing to the island." This is Lin Jia's biggest concession.

    There was a reluctant sound of suitcases opening and closing in the live broadcast room.

    Chen Ke was the first to hand over the suitcase to the program crew, and he chose a combined Swiss Army knife.

    In recent years, Chen Ke has successfully transformed into a powerful niche. The number of fans is not too many, but they are all loyal.

    "This is too practical!"

    "Quagua, I've done my homework in advance when I saw the boss."

    "Surviving in the wild and meeting this kind of teammate, I will really worship as a Bodhisattva! Lie flat and be taken away!"

    In fact, he had thought about choosing a lighter. After landing on the island, he would definitely need to light a fire for cooking. It would be too troublesome to drill wood to make fire.But the program team said that lighting a fire is an important part of survival, and opportunism is not allowed.

    The camera showed Jiang Xun's luggage, and the live broadcast room burst into laughter.

    "Biscuits, potato chips, chocolate, fat house happy water..."

    "Hahahahaha, baby, this is a survival variety show, not a camping variety show."

    "Jiang Jiang is so cute! It's a silly application."

    After Jiang Xun appeared on the two variety shows of Pineapple Channel, his popularity increased greatly, and many viewers came for him.

    "Then I'll take this."

    Jiang Xun held up a tube of sunscreen.

    "Hahahahahahaha, baby is well chosen, the ultraviolet rays on the beach are strong!"

    "On the Self-Cultivation of Qualified Artists"!"

    Xia Yinye was still rummaging through boxes and cabinets, while Zhao Nan was wandering into outer space. Meng Huo took a look at the two of them, stepped forward, and handed over his backpack to the program team.

    He knew that the program crew was not allowed to bring any electronic equipment, water and food to the island, so he boarded the plane without much luggage.

    "I've chosen." Meng Huo put a cuboid with a white background into the big pocket of the jacket.

    "Wait, did he...bring a book to survive?"

    "Who still remembers Meng Huo's interview with a reporter a few years ago, he said that he especially likes reading, hahahahahaha.

    "Regardless of time, place, and occasion, those who fuck with people are collectively referred to as mentally handicapped in my heart."

    "Speechless...really..."

    Although Meng Huo made a name for himself on the red carpet at the charity night, the bad impression he left behind from being a monster in the past three years is not that bad

    It is easy to clean, and the number of fans is rubbed on the ground. This operation is even more difficult for many passers-by to understand.

    "One thing to say, it's really easy to overturn if the entertainment industry is a cultured person who loves reading."

    "I remember that Meng Huo entered the circle before he was 18 years old. He didn't even know if he finished high school. Maybe people just want to show off more and more..."

    "The program team temporarily squeezed Zhao Yu away for this kind of white lotus. Then I wish the program will penetrate the center of the earth. It is your blessing to have Meng Huo. Don't blame others for scolding."

    Zhao Yu was the male artist who broke the contract a few days before the show started. Originally, the show crew had announced it on Weibo, but when he left, the director had to pull Meng Huo to help him.

    Zhao Yufang declared that the schedule was not compatible, and looked forward to the opportunity to cooperate again, but on the day the program team official announced that Meng Huo would join, Zhao Yu's manager slipped and liked Meng Huo's black material.

    Lin Jia looked at the barrage, and could only turn over Byakugan where no one could see it.

    Who is the White Lotus?

    "Money, a lot...money...as expected of Young Master Xia..."

    "The doctor said I have pink eye disease, I can't see this..."

    Xia Yinye rummaged through the two big suitcases, because there were too many things and it was difficult to find them, so he threw them on the board at random.

    C-brand high-definition sweaters, more than a dozen pairs of sunglasses cases, shoulder bags full of big-name logos...

    Meng Huo had heard that the Comet Group was also dubbed the Young Master Group by fans, they would go home and inherit hundreds of millions of property before they debuted, everyone was rich, and Xia Yinye was the most inhumane among them.

    Meng Huo felt a little sour when he looked at the luggage that added up to the value of a suite in a third-tier city.

    If he is so rich, it must be easy to terminate the contract.

    "What are you looking for? How about we help you find it."

    Jiang Xun saw that he was squatting on the ground and looked a little irritable, so he couldn't help whispering.

    "No..." Xia Yinye waved his hands, and finally found a cosmetic bag from the bottom of the box, his eyes lit up.

    "One thing, not a bunch of things..."

    The camera stopped him quietly.

    Master Xia has nothing to love in his life.

    "That's fine, that's all."

    He took out a comb.

    "Hahahahahahahaha, I already guessed it!"

    "Xia. The head can be broken and the blood can flow. One. The hairstyle can't be messed up. Wild."

    "I'm sorry, audience masters, I'm taking my embarrassing stupid son back right now."

    "What's wrong with Princess Amy! Let him take it!"

    "Hahahahahaha, idols need image management!"

    Xia Yinye had the most fans among the five, and half of the audience came for him.

    Finally to Zhao Nan.

    "I bring a guitar."

    After the previous few strange works, the barrage was not very surprised.

    "As expected of you, other artists participated in the program to earn announcement fees, and Zhao Nan went to a deserted island to find inspiration to write a new song, hahahahahaha."

    "Artist, normal, understandable."

    "Looking forward to the new song!"

    "There is one thing to say, people in a harsh environment really need music as a spiritual sustenance."

    There are honest people who don't understand and ask:

    "I think apart from Chen Ke, none of the other people's selections are very practical. How come the barrage only scolds Meng Huo. (Not a fan"

    "Hot knowledge: Meng Huo and Wan Jialei don't explain."

    "Is there no point in how much tea your family has?"

    "Fans follow the Lord, they are all white lotus flowers, yes."

    "There will be no passers-by in the end, put on your skin."

    ...

    The director didn't expect that the luggage collection process would be delayed for so long, so he hurriedly said:

    "Now there is no risk of the lifeboat sinking. The dying survivors told the survival team an important message before dying: there is a long-abandoned uninhabited island to the south, and the search and rescue opportunity will land there in 72 hours."

    "What do you mean?" Xia Yinye was confiscated by the program crew because he chose a comb, showing his childish face, he grabbed the NPC's collar and shook it violently."You caused all our supplies to be thrown into the sea

    and then you die?play with me!"

    "Hahahahahaha, I can't fix the child anymore."

    "The young master's mentality is about to collapse before he lands on the island. What should we do in the next few days? Hahahahahahahahahahaha."

    "Rang Rang, fans have the right to laugh first, I'll laugh first hahahahaha."

    The NPC is very dedicated, even if he is about to be vomited, he still remains motionless.

    "He has died, the dead are the greatest, forgive him."

    Chen Ke said a few words of comfort expressionlessly.

    "Then what shall we do with him now?" Jiang Xun was at a loss.

    Meng Huo tilted his head slightly, looked at the endless sea, and said calmly: "I heard that sea burials are popular among fishermen."

    The NPC's chest trembled in horror.

    He took his arm and suggested:

    "Throw him back."

    "Let him return to his hometown, and his soul rest in peace."

    "Hahahahahahaha, God is popular in the sea burial, and returns to his hometown."

    "NPC: Weak, pitiful, helpless and unable to move."

    "NPC: Suddenly I feel that I can still be rescued."

    Director Lin Jia was afraid that Meng Huozhen would throw the actor into the sea, so he hurriedly said, "Ah, I seem to see an island!"

    The lifeboat stopped on the beach and set foot on the soft, firm ground. Meng Huo asked the director, "So we've landed on the island now?"

    "Yes, landed on the island."

    "Yeah." Meng Huo nodded, turned and walked towards the lifeboat.

    "What is Meng Huo going to do? It took only half an hour to record the show without knowing it, and he will stop recording it."

    "The blessings of the program group are here."

    "It sounds outrageous, but because it's Meng Huo, it makes sense."

    "It felt like something he could do."

    Then, the audience in the live broadcast room and the program group watched as Meng Huo returned to the lifeboat, went up and down the "death" NPC|his hand, stripped off his coat and electronic watch, took off his waterproof rubber shoes, and took them out of his trouser pockets.He took out a pack of toilet paper, a pack of cigarettes, and a Z brand lighter.

    All the audience in the live broadcast room heard the director's exasperated voice:

    "Who found the extras! You still have a lighter, just waiting for him to lick the bag when he dies!!!"

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