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    next morning.

    Su Nanxu was woken up by the harsh sound of car horns. The blanket wrapped his upper body tightly, but his legs were completely exposed, and the soles of his feet were cold, which made him shiver uncontrollably.

    Pulling the blanket off my neck, the suffocation finally disappeared.

    He sat on the sofa, staring out the window, his mind began to empty.

    The dream last night was very strange.

    There was the sound of opening the door, and Su Nanxu yawned, and said lazily, "Morning."

    Ji Bei paused, then closed the door, "Morning."

    Put the breakfast on the table, turn around and go into the bathroom.

    Not long after, the sound of water came from inside.

    Ji Bei has the habit of exercising, taking a shower after running is almost a must for him every day.

    After he came out, he found that the person on the sofa was still in the same motion as before, like a robot with no electricity.

    Ji Bei frowned, and just about to say something, he remembered what he had heard last night, but in the end he didn't say anything, and silently put the cold breakfast in the microwave to warm it up.

    This is actually Su Nanxu's old problem. He always wakes up in the morning not sober for a while.

    "Ji Bei, where have you been?" Su Nanxu stretched, got up and folded the blanket neatly, and put it in the corner of the sofa.

    He seems very satisfied with the "tofu cubes" he stacked, but in Ji Bei's eyes, it looks like a random ball.

    "Run." He resisted his obsessive-compulsive disorder, "Last night...you were talking in your sleep."

    "Ah?" Su Nanxu gave him a confused look, "What did I say?"

    "Forgot." Ji Bei raised his eyes, looked at him and then hurriedly moved away, pretending not to care.

    Su Nanxu let out an oh.

    Speaking of the dream last night, it was really scary.

    If had known, would not have watched that zombie movie.

    Moreover, what is more terrifying than zombies is that a group of zombies surround him and ask him to do the test papers, and if he fails to get a perfect score in the test, he will gnaw his head!

    Later, he dreamed about Ji Bei again, but he didn't expect him to become the Zombie King!

    At that moment, Su Nanxu made a decision. Instead of being eaten by other zombies because he didn't get full marks in the test, he should beg Ji Bei to turn him into a zombie painlessly.

    When he came back to his senses, Ji Bei was holding a cup of steaming milk, and the air was filled with the sweet and greasy aroma of strawberries, which might be a bit greasy to others, but it was just right for Su Nanxu.

    He took the milk, looking flattered.

    But from Ji Bei's point of view, he felt that he was getting more and more pitiful, just a cup of hot milk.

    For the first time, Su Nanxu felt restless.

    He even had the absurd idea of whether Ji Bei also traveled through time.

    Like now.

    I usually ask him to read a question for help, but he either refuses to answer it, or he has to use his own trump card to reluctantly agree. Why did he offer to help him read the question today?

    Su Nanxu handed over his exercise book in doubt.

    Ji Bei frowned, "What kind of eyes are you looking at?"

    The next moment, Su Nanxu suddenly threw away the exercise book, held Ji Bei's chair with one hand, and turned the direction vigorously so that he was facing him, staring at him firmly, not missing any expression on his face.

    "Quick question, quick answer, when and where did we meet for the first time."

    "……ill."

    "Say it quickly! Otherwise, I will impose sanctions on you!"

    Looking at Su Nanxu's expression, Ji Bei knew that his mouth was faster than his brain. If he continued to ask about the sanctions, he might have to hesitate for a long time, and finally stared at you with wet eyes.

    "School Grove."

    Su Nanxu squinted her eyes. She still had to think about such a simple question. If there is a problem, it seems that it has to be more difficult.

    "Next question, which abdominal muscle did I press on you when I got up from you that day?"

    Ji Bei didn't catch his breath, and coughed frantically.

    Su Nanxu immediately put away the serious expression of questioning the prisoner, a little worried, "Are you okay?"

    This is still Ji Bei's body, so we can't let "him" break it.

    But Ji Bei understood that the person in front of him must not be analyzed with ordinary people's thinking.

    With a kick on the ground, he broke away from the shackles of Su Nanxu in an instant, with a blank expression on his face, "I want you to read the questions for you, what can I get in exchange?"

    When Su Nanxu heard the familiar words, he immediately felt refreshed.

    Picking up the exercise book from the ground, he handed it over again, "Brother Bei, help me read the questions."

    With Ji Bei's help, Su Nanxu basically mastered the framework logic of junior high school mathematics, but he still couldn't turn around some slightly complicated ones.

    When Ji Bei was explaining, he followed his train of thought and could get the correct answer quickly, but when he did the questions alone, he couldn't solve them at all.

    Struggling for a long time on a function problem, used up two sheets of draft paper, and finally matched the answer with confidence, which was far away from the vast distance...

    "How could this be the case!"

    The self-confidence that Su Nanxu had built up with great difficulty collapsed in an instant.

    He is not the original owner, and without the original owner's brain, he would never be able to get such a high score in the test.

    Unlocking the screen, he found a screenshot in a locked photo album. It was the final grade of Su Nanxu's first semester of high school. Converted according to the percentage system, almost every subject was above 90.

    Look at yourself again, even the math problems in junior high school are so difficult.

    well.

    Just when he fell into deep despair, a message popped up on WeChat.

    [Innocent is in the world] What is my brother doing now?

    Su Nanxu poked her finger on the screen twice and replied to the message.

    [Children] read comics.

    When he still couldn't find the exit in the primary maze, Ji Bei had already cleared the advanced maze perfectly, and even found several ways to reach the end.

    Now is his rest time.

    [Innocent in the World] Star Eyes/Let me see what comics my brother is reading.

    Su Nanxu originally wanted to answer, but when he saw Ji Yongqing's profile picture, an idea came to his mind.

    He took a picture of the question he had just miscalculated and sent it over.

    [Children] Your brother asked me to test you a question.

    In less than half a minute, the opposite party immediately came back with a photo with the answer written on it.

    Well, exactly.

    [Children] Have you ever done this question!

    [Innocent is in the world] Exactly, you still want to stump me with such a simple question?

    Collapsed!Complete collapse!

    Ji Yongqing kept sending messages, telling him that although he was only in the first grade of junior high school, he had already started to learn the content of the second grade of junior high school by himself.

    Click on the profile picture to add to the blacklist.

    Thanks, didn't see anything.

    Just when he kept doubting his life, Ji Bei opened the door and walked in.

    "What’s wrong with you?"

    "Huh?" Su Nanxu looked up at him listlessly.

    Ji Bei handed him the phone to look at.

    All are messages from Ji Yongqing.

    - Brother, what's the matter, kid?Why did he block me all of a sudden?

    - Brother, is the boy with you?Why do I feel that something is wrong with him.

    - Was it abducted by aliens?!Should we call the police!

    Although the last sentence is a bit ridiculous, Su Nanxu can tell that the other party really cares about him.

    "Brother Bei, your brother is more humane than you." Su Nanxu couldn't help feeling emotional, and released Ji Yongqing from the blacklist by the way.

    Ji Bei: ...

    When he was human in the morning, he was questioned whether he was still human.

    Taking advantage of the time when Su Nanxu replied, Ji Bei saw the horrible test paper.

    Except for the first few questions, almost all of them are wrong.

    However, judging from the answers he wrote, it is not that there is no progress at all, and he already has ideas for solving the questions.

    This set of papers is a competition question that he thought was too simple to do when he was in junior high school. Compared with the exercises in the book, the questions are more convoluted and the conditions given are more obscure. If you don't pay attention, you will step into the trap set by the questioner.

    Thinking of Su Nanxu's decadent expression when he just came in, he said lightly: "I did this set of papers for Ji Yongqing."

    "Really?" Su Nanxu looked at him with wide eyes.

    Ji Bei looked away without a trace, nodded and hummed.

    With such a simple action, Su Nanxu's collapsed self-confidence was rebuilt, and she couldn't help feeling, "Mathematics is indeed the most beautiful symbol in the world."

    Ji Bei silently opened Moments.

    Ten minutes ago, a boy named Kid posted a 300-word essay, accusing mathematics of being ruthless and unreasonable.

    Forget it, as long as he is happy.

    At this time, the class group suddenly became active.

    The reason is that a male classmate said that in order to welcome new classmates, everyone can get together for a meal.

    As soon as this news came out, everyone agreed, and @起楚子来.

    Su Nanxu naturally didn't see his name, and this dinner should have nothing to do with him.

    Just when he was about to continue to have a wonderful date with Mathematics, Zhang Liang @[儿子] among the crowd of [石子].

    -Children must come, the place for dinner is very close to the neighborhood where you live, so don't make excuses.

    - that's it.

    There were a few people who followed suit. When Su Nanxu saw the ID, they were all pulled into the same group by Zhang Liang.

    For a moment, he didn't know whether to be moved or sad.

    But since the students invited him so "enthusiastically", he naturally couldn't refuse. He sent an OK emoji and exited the chat interface.

    Su Nanxu flipped through the test paper expressionlessly, and randomly drew unknown symbols on the draft paper with the pen in his hand.

    Half a minute later, he suddenly turned his head to look at Ji Bei, and said, "Brother Bei, you should also go to the party, right?" Su Nanxu was still worried that Ji Bei would not watch the group chat, so he turned to that message to show him, "Well, that's it, Yuzu is going too, although I don't care..."

    Ji Bei really wanted to give him a mirror now, to see how he said excitedly that he "didn't care".

    "Are you sure you want to go?"

    Su Nanxu:?

    Just when he was wondering, Zhang Liang posted a dinner plan and @all the members.

    - This dinner brought you the confidential document that Comrade Xia Jian deliberately stole from his cousin, "Orsay Classics-Combined Problems". Since everyone knows my math level, I will not participate this time, butI read the topic in advance, it is very difficult, especially suitable for everyone to cook appetizers before meals.

    - Cheers/cheers

    - sprinkle flowers / sprinkle flowers

    "Orsay classic? Appetizer before meal?" Su Nanxu seemed to be unable to believe what she saw.

    Ji Bei calmly picked up his cup and took a sip of coffee, "Class Eight's specialty."

    "Ahhh!!! You kill me!"

    "What a shame."

    "...you shut up!"

    The author has something to say:

    We still don't know how many abs Kid touched Brother Bei that day.

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