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    Those who had been assigned before were still wearing sins, and they came back with a group of foreigners with weapons. They were all detained not long after their ship landed.

    The sons who haven't seen for a long time are back, and the fathers of high-ranking officials who live far away in the capital are naturally extremely anxious. They wish they could grow wings and fly over to see if the children are thin or sick.

    But fortunately, they didn't need to go to the Hall of Supreme Harmony to intercede this time, Xiao Yuansi directly waved down the imperial edict of amnesty for the world.

    This is great, the children can go home safely, and all the officials were moved to tears by His Majesty's actions.

    It's just that before they had time to meet the children, all of them were summoned into the palace by Xiao Yuansi.

    In the Hall of Supreme Harmony, the group of young masters and Westerners stepped into the hall under the leadership of the imperial guards, and the moment they appeared, they attracted everyone's attention.

    Most of their eyes fell on foreigners whose appearance and language were very different from theirs.

    An official asked the people beside him in a low voice: "By the way, what did your Majesty call these foreigners here? You should put them in the heavenly prison first, and then decide whether they will live or die after interrogation. It is really embarrassing for you to let them enter the hall so grandiosely."I do not know."

    "I don't understand either, but His Majesty has his own considerations, so let's just take one step at a time."

    "However, His Majesty has been smiling from ear to ear since the appearance of the Westerners, which is really weird."

    The sound of their whispering discussions reached the ears of the Westerners. The Westerners frowned and glanced at them, but didn't say anything.

    The Westerners didn't move, and the group of nobles took the lead in bowing to Xiao Yuansi: "The guilty minister bows to His Majesty!"

    Xiao Yuansi waved his sleeves: "I have pardoned the world, you are innocent, I hope you will not resent me for exiling you."

    "Please rest assured, Your Majesty, I have no complaints, and thanks to Your Majesty's encouragement, I can get rid of some bad habits before,"

    Xiao Yuansi nodded, regardless of whether the words were sincere or false, at least they were beautiful words.

    He looked at the Westerners beside them again, and asked knowingly, "Who are they?"

    "Your Majesty, the fleet of ministers and others were in distress at sea and were rescued by Westerners. We found that they were good at using gunpowder to make a weapon called 'guns', and they also wanted to visit and study after they heard that our country is vast and rich, soBring them back together."

    "This is a gun maker with a very high reputation in the local area. His name is Charles."

    A middle-aged man with blond hair and blue eyes in the crowd nodded when he heard the words, stepped forward, bowed politely to Xiao Yuansi, muttered the language of Westerners, and suddenly became emotional and danced while talking.

    All the civil and military officials present looked at each other, unable to understand what this guy was talking about.

    The task of translation fell to the sons of the aristocratic families who had been with the Westerners the longest, and said: "Your Majesty, Charles said that the palace is magnificent and more beautiful than any palace he has ever seen."

    Charles frowned, pulled the translator, and Gulu Gulu said a lot, the translator's face was a little tangled.

    An official asked, "What is he talking about?"

    The interpreter hesitated for a moment, thought for a while, and said, "He is praising His Majesty for being young and promising."

    "Really?" Although he couldn't understand, he could vaguely sense that he didn't mean it from the Western man's body waving.

    The translator insisted: "Really!"

    Turning around, he started talking with Charles, not so much a conversation, but an argument. Charles' voice was getting louder, and his face was red when he said it. Xiao Yuansi saw him reaching for the gun stuck behind his waist with sharp eyes.

    "stop!"

    This Western accent, which has nothing to do with the elegant and ancient rhyme, suddenly made the whole hall fall into dead silence, everyone's attention was attracted, and all civil and military officials looked at Xiao Yuansi with disbelief.

    What did His Majesty say just now?!!

    And he didn't seem to notice it, and continued to speak with a Western accent, skipping the translator and talking directly to Charles.

    Xiao Yuansi warned: "Don't use guns in the city, you will accidentally injure many civilians."

    After a short surprise, Charles said indignantly: "You were the ones who bullied us first, put us in shackles, forced us to sleep in the cowshed, drink cold water, didn't provide us with medicine, and didn't even have a bite of hard bread!"

    "But you attacked our court officials first, and injured more than ten innocent people."

    "Who told them to insult us and throw rotten eggs at us!"

    "Because you are aliens, we have a saying that 'if you are not of my race, their hearts must be different', if you come with weapons, they will naturally worry that you are invaders and guard against you, but as long as you are not threatening, they willThey will be your most sincere and generous friends.”

    Charles was still unconvinced.

    "Since you are here, you need to abide by our rules. Respect is mutual. What do you think?"

    Charles looked at the amiable Xiao Yuansi, thought for a moment, and said: "One of our partners is injured, we need a doctor and medicine."

    Xiao Yuansi responded immediately: "Of course."

    Charles, however, was overwhelmed by their different treatment at the beginning, and asked worriedly, "You won't poison in secret, will you?"

    "Haha." Xiao Yuansi laughed loudly, and comforted him: "Don't worry, I won't do this. As the ruler of this country, I assure you that no one will abuse you again. If there is, you can tell me directly.I'll teach them a lesson for you."

    Charles considered again and again, and believed Xiao Yuansi's promise: "Thank you."

    Xiao Yuansi returned the salute with his eyes, and asked them to take them to the pre-prepared residence and resettle them.

    The Westerners left, but the strange atmosphere in the quiet hall still lingered.

    Everyone was still immersed in the shock that His Majesty could speak Western dialect so fluently.

    Xiao Yuansi could clearly feel the hundreds of sharp eyes sizing him up and down, turning into blades and wanting to dig open the skin to see whose soul is inside.

    "Don't be surprised." Xiao Yuansi said unhurriedly: "The gods dreamed of the day before yesterday, saying that there will be distinguished guests visiting today, and they must be entertained well.Speak Western dialect."

    "Probably it's God's grace." Xiao Yuansi looked at the ceiling with an exclamation tone.

    Everyone looked at each other in confusion, half-believing in this statement.

    But whether they believe it or not is not important to him at all, the important thing is that the person he was looking forward to finally came!

    Next, we need to make the group of Westerners love this land and have the ambition to invade it, but we must not make them love the people of this country too much, so that they will not be able to soften their hearts when the time comes.

    Xiao Yuansi specially issued an order to select some playboys who like to eat, drink and have fun on weekdays, and let them take the Westerners to experience the happiness of the Eastern mainlanders, to make them happy, and to send rewards like flowing water.

    Although everyone didn't understand why His Majesty treated Westerners so far preferentially, they recalled that His Majesty also had various unreasonable behaviors in the past, and the final results were all beneficial to His Majesty.

    Perhaps he has new ambitions.

    How could Xiao Yuansi, who was basking in the sun in the garden, know that he had such a great image in the hearts of civil and military officials, and even the deep impression of the city government was deep in their minds.

    Little Six asked: "Your Majesty, dare I ask you how to say hello to Westerners?"

    Xiao Yuansi asked back: "Why do you learn this?"

    Little Six smiled embarrassedly: "In order to better assist His Majesty in the future."

    Xiao Yuansi turned his head to look at him, put down the grasshopper in his hand, and raised his hand to call him over.

    Little Six quickly ran to his side.

    "First, raise your middle finger."

    Little Six obediently raised his right hand and raised his middle finger.

    Xiao Yuansi taught solemnly: "Then, look into the eyes of Westerners, and shout 'I am your father!!!' to them loudly, be sure to use a roar, it is best to fly saliva on their faces, and the middle finger should beStand straight at them."

    "understand?"

    Xiao Liuzi wondered why the way Westerners greet is so strange, and there is an indescribable sense of disobedience, but thinking that His Majesty can't deceive him, he nodded repeatedly: "Understood, I understand."

    "Go and try."

    Following what Xiao Yuansi taught, he found a bodyguard, stood upright in front of him, raised his brows and raised his eyes, and suddenly possessed a domineering aura, raised a middle finger, and shouted at him imposingly: "'I am your father!!!'”

    For a moment, the birds were frightened and fled in all directions, and the guards were immediately stunned.

    "Pfft, hahaha——"

    Xiao Yuansi couldn't bear it anymore, lying on the table covering his belly and laughing, his facial muscles were cramped, and he couldn't stop violently slapping the table with his other hand.

    Mom, how can this child be so cute.

    The wanton and cheerful laughter echoed in the sunny sky of the Royal Garden in April.

    "Your Majesty, Your Majesty?" Little Six couldn't figure it out: "Is there something wrong?"

    "No, no." Xiao Yuansi laughed out of breath: "Hahaha, you did a great job, hahaha, I'm happy for you, hahaha——"

    "That's what you do when you meet Westerners, oh, and, remember to bring a few more people with you to save yourself from being beaten..."

    Little Six's complexion changed drastically: "What, what was beaten?"

    "No, no." Xiao Yuansi explained: "Westerners like to be lively, so bring more people to show respect to them, otherwise they will feel that you have neglected them, and if they are unhappy, they will attack you."

    "That's how it is." Little Six nodded all Ruode.

    "Okay, you all step back and leave me alone."

    A person will laugh.

    When everyone left, Xiao Yuansi laughed even more unscrupulously, he didn't care about his image, he lay down on the table and didn't finish laughing, then squatted down to laugh, the ground was dented by his excited feet.

    The system clicked tut a few times: "You are so wicked, what's wrong with Tutu, you have to step on it like this."

    Xiao Yuansi raised his eyebrows, "Huh?", speaking as if you are not wicked.

    The system changed the topic, "But I like you like this, hehe!"

    The one-person unification with similar tastes reached a consensus in an instant——

    "Ha ha ha ha"

    "Ha ha ha ha"

    The author has something to say:

    Charles, who was intoxicated in the Spring Breeze Tower at the moment, yawned, rubbed his nose, and looked around.

    How did you hear my dad calling me?

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