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    The old liar's surname is Ge, whose real name is Ge Ci. He is a very famous person in the Yin city of Ningchuan. Everyone says that he has hands and eyes, and there are countless wild ways. As long as the money you give is in place, he can give anything. You do it.

    Yes, really anything can be done.

    As long as you can think of it, he can do it for you if the money is in place.

    Not to mention those too high-end businesses, just those that are closer to the lives of the people.

    If your home insurance is burned and you want to find an electrician to help you deal with it, or the bathroom drain is blocked and you need someone to clear it, or even if your mobile phone is broken, you want to find someone to replace the screen, and there is a problem with the computer system and you need someone to help you fix it... He can do anything, it's no joke.

    As long as he has money, he can do anything, and he does it well.

    Apart from the unreliable little Bunsheng accidents, this old man has also done a lot of "big" business, such as helping others to exorcise evil spirits, see Feng Shui fortune-telling, or buy and sell religious instruments, and sell black licenses and license plates for household registration information. etc.......

    Basically, he can do anything Chen Xian can think of, so from this point of view, Chen Xian still admires this old liar.

    Whenever you have a headache and encounter a problem, it is right to ask him.

    On the second floor, the old liar took Chen Xian and the others to the room where the ID photo was taken.

    The girl was still obedient, and Chen Xian asked her to stand still to keep still, so the whole process of taking the ID photo went relatively smoothly.

    "Changed equipment?" Chen Xian asked, glancing at the SLR camera in the old liar's hand.

    "Good eyesight." The old liar smiled and fiddled with the camera in his hand quite proudly, "This is a new model that Canon just released this year, and it cost me a lot of money."

    Hearing this, Chen Xian couldn't help but want to laugh, thinking that you, an old man, don't usually play with cameras, just take ID photos. Is it necessary to keep up with the trend?

    But when you think about it, the old liar seems to have always been such a person.

    Ruthless to black money, but also ruthless to spend money.

    I remember when latex mattresses first became popular in the dark market a few years ago, the old liar bought six beds by himself and replaced all the mattresses in all the rooms in the store, which cost more than 70,000 yuan in total.

    Chen Xian was there on the day he just bought the mattress. That's what the old liar told Chen Xian.

    "The sales said that this is a standard Thai latex pad, which is very good for the body. If I sleep on it for a long time, I may live a few more years."

    The old liar at that time was very high-spirited. He only felt that he had found the trick to longevity, but he didn't think so the next day, because he found out that these mats were not from Thailand, and the label was from Yiwu, and Chen Xian was special. "Good-hearted" helped him take a look on Taobao.

    Eight hundred and eighty-eight beds, free shipping.

    "what are you thinking?"

    Suddenly, Chen Xian heard the voice of the old liar, and suddenly woke up from his memory, hurriedly shook his head and said, "I didn't think of anything."

    "Why do I feel that you look at me strangely?" the old liar muttered, but he didn't care about it, and instead asked Chen Xian, "Do you have any special requirements for household registration information and personal files? Edited!"

    "Request... a little bit." Chen Xian frowned.

    "You said." The old liar nodded.

    "The household registration information is just like the set of the welfare institute. As for the personal file..." Chen Xian confirmed it again and again in his mind, and then added, "Make her the one in our city. The orphan of the Sunshine Welfare Institute, and she came out of the orphanage half a month ago. She has received a lot of donations since she was a child. Among them, my grandfather donated most of the money. As for the others, there are no requirements. You have more experience. Look at it."

    Hearing Chen Xian's request, the old liar was stunned for a while, and his expression became strange.

    "Xiao Chen, who is she?"

    The old liar muttered, the more she looked at this girl, the more she felt something was wrong.

    Looking at Duo Duo and not speaking... Could it be that she was kidnapped? Could it be that this boy surnamed Chen has fallen? ? Bought a wife? ?

    "You didn't buy her, did you?" the old liar couldn't help but ask.

    "No." Chen Xian's face darkened, his expression a little ugly, "Why do I buy someone when I have nothing to do?"

    "Be a wife." The old liar analyzed, only feeling that he was possessed by Sherlock Holmes, and the more he analyzed, the more he felt that the truth was like this, "If you have such a bad personality, who's girl can like you?"

    The corners of Chen Xian's mouth twitched again and again, and after holding it for a long time, he couldn't help but refute.

    "Do you think I still need to buy a wife?"

    Hearing this, the old liar instantly sobered up nine points, took a closer look at Chen Xian's appearance, nodded and said, "I ignored this point, you boy don't worry about no one chasing, I suddenly remembered this matter. ... Last time there was a fox who asked me to inquire about you, and I asked for your WeChat ID."

    "..."

    In terms of appearance, Chen Xian was born with a good-looking skin, which is the consensus of everyone around him, but compared with his striking appearance, his temperament is more impressive.

    If you want to use a metaphor, Chen Xian is like a cat.

    Although he doesn't like to be in contact with people too much, he doesn't reject people thousands of miles away. His quiet and indifferent temperament always makes people want to get close to them for no reason.

    So the old liar thought about it and felt that the previous guess was unreliable. Just like Chen Xian, the number of women who were willing to spend money for him could not be counted. How could he worry about not finding a wife?

    "Okay, I will do as you ask."

    The old liar found a notebook and wrote and drew on it with a pen, as if recording something.

    "It's a bit cumbersome to go through a set of documents like this. In addition to the official file, the file must also be established in the local institution where the victim lived, such as the welfare home." The old liar looked at the book. , and asked Chen Xian without looking up, "Are you sure you want to get this far?"

    "Sure." Chen Xian nodded.

    "OK." The old liar grinned and smiled very confidently, "According to the normal file creation speed, the whole process will take at least a week, but I will speed it up for you, up to 48 hours, and then I will let Xiao Ren take the ID card. The account book will be sent to you."

    Hearing this, Chen Xian's expression became a little more relaxed. He nodded and said, "Thank you, Master Ge. I know it's not easy to do. Please quote a price."

    "I won't call you a high price either." The old liar looked quite free and easy with a cigarette in his mouth, he waved his hand and said, "The last time I sold your sword, I didn't expect it to break so quickly...this time I'll make it up to you, five hundred thousand."

    After getting the offer from the old liar, Chen Xian's expression was obviously stunned, and he couldn't believe it.

    Although Chen Xian is not in the business of issuing black certificates, he has learned a lot from dealing with old liars over the years, and he also knows a little bit about the market of black certificates. Even the official can't find out whether it is true or false... Can 500,000 really be done?

    Chen Xian was a little unconvinced.

    If you want to get a complete set of documents, in addition to establishing documents in official institutions, you must also establish documents in welfare institutions, and even need to fabricate countless scattered and trivial documents. It is no exaggeration to say that this is completely compiling a life out of thin air. And this false life, there is sufficient evidence to prove its authenticity.

    Generally, if you only need to apply for a certificate, you can stop if the requirement is not too high for 500,000 yuan, but if it is something that a girl needs... the price of 1 million is not an exaggeration!

    "Master Ge, your asking price of 500,000 is a bit of a loss. Please quote the market price to me." Chen Xian looked at the old liar earnestly, and spoke in a frank tone, because he didn't like to take advantage of others, and he didn't like to owe others. 's favor.

    "The price I quoted is the market price. Do you understand that the old man is not deceived? Besides, I open a shop by myself, and I can call as much as I like. You are quite lenient!" The old liar glanced at him. He wanted to speak with an expression of disgust, but he couldn't help laughing as he spoke.

    Chen Xian looked at the old liar helplessly, feeling an indescribable feeling in his heart.

    Although the old liar is quite a jerk most of the time, and often sells low-priced things at high prices, it is undeniable that apart from physical transactions such as buying and selling goods, he is relatively reliable in other matters, so Chen Xian is not good to him. General trust.

    But just because he trusted him too much and knew that he could really do it well, Chen Xian didn't want to let him suffer.

    "Master Ge, you'd better set a higher price, you know I'm not short of money..."

    "At this price, I can't do it if I like it." The old liar was also a little annoyed when he said this. He seemed to think that Chen Xian had no eyesight.Am I short of money?"

    "Hard to say."

    Chen Xian thought about it seriously, looked at the stunned old man, and gave him a rather euphemistic objective evaluation.

    "Usually you give me the feeling of being stubborn. When doing business, you often look for opportunities to hack others, as if you haven't seen money in several lifetimes, so I always thought you were short of money."

    "......"

    The old liar's face was as black as charcoal, and his dry mouth moved a few times, as if he was swearing.

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