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    Early the next morning, Xiao Lan just opened his eyes, but his mind was still a little dazed. The first thing that appeared in his eyes was... a butt bathed in sunlight.

    Also wearing Pikachu-patterned panties.

    Xiao Lan was startled, and the sleepiness she had just woken up completely subsided in an instant.

    He rubbed his eyes and looked over there again, finally seeing what was going on.

    Wang Teddy's sleeping appearance is really bad.

    The whole person is now showing an upside-down posture, only half of the body is still on the bed, the legs and the quilt are entangled, and the buttocks is pressed against the pillow, becoming the highest point of the whole person, just facing the ventilation window. A ray of light shone into the house, and Pikachu on his underwear looked bright and dazzling.

    It's all like this, but Wang Teddy on the opposite bed didn't mean to wake up. He still slept soundly, and his carefree appearance was really like a pig that ate, slept, and ate all day in a pig farm.

    He was chewing the quilt in his mouth, and he was chewing deliciously. He couldn't stop murmuring, and he didn't know what he was dreaming about.

    Xiao Lan looked at Wang Teddy, who had a creative sleeping posture, and instantly understood Wang Ke's dire situation: "No wonder your brother doesn't want to sleep with you..."

    Just by looking at this posture, you can know what kind of torment it is to share a bed with Wang Teddy.

    ——

    Soon after, the iron door opened and "Grandma" came in.

    She woke the players up in a friendly tone: "Did you sleep well? Come out, my dear children. Grandma will take you to breakfast. Good children can't stay in bed."

    After the players came out of the room, Xiao Lan found that there were only eight people present.

    His eyes swept across every room selected by the player, and found something wrong in one of them.

    The door of the room was half-open, and there were clings sticking to the floor and ceiling, and bloodstains that had been dragged. The bloodstains were also mixed with some residues that seemed to have been digested, which looked very bad. He remembered that a male player lived in that room. He looked very silent, and he basically didn't communicate with other people.

    Judging from this posture, that person is probably more fortunate than fortunate.

    Other players also noticed something was wrong in that room, and their eyes could not help but drift over there.

    Seeing this, "Grandma" smiled hehely: "Grandma told you, disobedient children, but they will be punished..."

    An inexplicable cold air permeated the corridor, swept away the drowsiness of getting up early, and the players felt a little cold.

    They looked at the messy room with some worries about their future, maybe the next one was themselves.

    "Let's go, it's not good after breakfast." After saying that, "Grandma" turned around and walked towards the iron gate.

    The players also followed behind her silently.

    ——

    "Grandma" took them into the restaurant. The restaurant looks small, and the furniture is basically wooden. The floor is covered with patterned carpets, and the furniture is also decorated in a pastoral style, which is very warm.

    However, when they saw the breakfast on the table, the players' faces turned green, assimilated by the color of the breakfast.

    Because the table is all green, although it is finely cut and placed on delicate plates, it cannot hide the fact that this table is full of leaves of various vegetables. And these dishes are completely uncooked, just raw and tender leaves on the table, and there is not even a dipping sauce on the table.

    Wang Teddy's face was a little bitter. He whispered, "I... don't want to eat grass, I want to eat meat, even a piece of ham."

    Xiao Lan agreed and replied in a low voice, "I don't think humans evolved to eat vegetables."

    The two exchanged a painful and helpless look. Xiao Lan felt that he and Dark Cuisine probably had some unresolved fate. Counting the dungeons he had experienced, no boss's cooking skills were normal.

    Although he could eat it, a table of green cabbage leaves really challenged his limit.

    Luo approached Xiao Lan and whispered, "Sir, after I leave this game, I will make reservations for you in several restaurants with excellent reputation."

    Hearing this, Xiao Lan's eyes rekindled hope.

    Be sure to pass quickly! The pain is only temporary, the good hope is ahead, steak, hot pot, crayfish, barbecue, seafood and mutton are waiting for him! ! !

    The players walked to the table under the dangerous sight of "grandma" and ate their breakfast reluctantly.

    Fresh and tender vegetables actually taste pretty good, and they should be great if you put them in a salad, but it’s just so dry and chewy without seasoning, and the ability of greens to fight hunger is weak, so it’s a bit painful to eat until you’re full.

    When the difficult breakfast time was over, "Grandma" suddenly said: "Good children, when you come to Grandma's house, naturally you have to do housework together, right?"

    "Grandma will find a child to help me prepare lunch together. If I don't do well, my grandma will punish him, but I am a tolerant grandma. As long as the child who makes a mistake sincerely repents, grandma will also forgive the child who makes a mistake."

    Her eyes swept among the players, and finally her small eyes were fixed on Xiao Lan, "It's you, lucky child, you have the opportunity to help grandma."

    The players looked at Xiao Lan with expressions of sympathy or schadenfreude.

    Only Wang Taidi had a bad look on his face. He had experienced Xiao Lan's cooking skills, and that experience was the darkest time in his life. He couldn't help but speak, trying to persuade "grandma" to give up this terrible idea: "That...grandmother, do you want to think about it again..."

    "Grandma"'s eyes sank, and she turned her head to Wang Teddy: "Are you refuting Grandma's opinion?"

    Wang Teddy choked and shook his head desperately. He thought again that this "grandmother" didn't look very well, and he might not be able to see his movements, so he added: "No, no..."

    And the players here are obviously ignorant of what is about to happen.

    Now he didn't know whether to sympathize with "grandma" or the player who was about to welcome Xiao Lan's special lunch.

    ——

    After the meal, Xiao Lan followed "grandmother" into the kitchen alone.

    "Grandma" pointed to the shelf next to the vegetables and said to Xiao Lan, "Go help grandma wash the vegetables first, my dear boy."

    Xiao Lan said ok, picked up the basin for washing vegetables and walked towards the shelf. When Xiao Lan turned around, he could feel the "grandma"'s eyes behind him following him, as if they were glued to his back.

    The shelves are full of vegetables, looking like a piece of green, piled up and almost merged into one.

    Xiao Lan stretched out his hand towards the vegetable, he suddenly felt a strange feeling, as if there were many pairs of malicious eyes staring at him in the depths of the darkness, they were dormant, expecting Xiao Lan to reach out and then pull him away into the unknown.

    Xiao Lan paused for a moment, but for a moment, he continued to stretch out his hand nonchalantly and grabbed a tender and plump green vegetable in front of him.

    At almost the same moment when Xiao Lan's hand grabbed Qingcai, a cold and stiff hand stretched out from the darkness, and that hand grabbed Xiao Lan's wrist tightly and pulled him forward.

    It seemed predictable that the man died in agony after his bones were broken by a hard steel frame.

    However, it didn't move.

    It seemed a little dazed that it was doing something, it froze for a moment, then increased its strength and pulled again, still motionless.

    There was a slight smile on Xiao Lan's lips, but he dared to play tug-of-war with him. This unknown thing is still too young and too simple. He backhanded hard, let go of Qingcai, grabbed the cold hand that was pulling him, and squeezed hard.

    With a slight "click" sound, he directly broke the hand off.

    I don't know what material the hand was made of. No blood came out when it was broken, and it felt light to the touch. Xiao Lan tried to take him out to take a look, but the thing dissipated as soon as it touched the sunlight, and only a little bluish white could be seen, as if it could only live in the dark.

    At this time, the voice of "grandmother" sounded behind Xiao Lan: "What was the voice just now."

    Xiao Lan raised her eyebrows slightly. "Grandma" was standing several meters away from him, and the sound of her hand being broken was very slight, but "Grandma" could hear it clearly.

    It seems that although her eyesight and sense of smell are not very good, her hearing is surprisingly sensitive.

    Fortunately, I was far away from Wang Teddy when they complained about her behind her back, and she kept her voice soft, but she had to be more careful after that. I don't know if the "grandmother" knew that her well-behaved children were disrespecting her behind her back. Will you be angry.

    In the face of "grandma"'s question, Xiao Lan replied calmly: "Oh, I accidentally broke a celery, I'm sorry, grandma."

    "Grandma" replied, "Oh."

    It looks very perfunctory, and don't know if believe it or not.

    After Xiao Lan finished washing the dishes, "grandma" arranged for him to cook.

    Xiao Lan stood in front of the stove, holding the pan designated by "grandma" in his hand. There seemed to be a rattling sound from the top of the head, and then the soft but sticky spider silk fell towards the top of Xiao Lan's head.

    Xiao Lan didn't even look up, just waved the frying pan, slapped away the thing that was trying to be a monster on top of his head, and then started to cook according to the steps "grandmother" said.

    However, it seems that spider silk fell into the pan just now?

    Forget it, it doesn't matter.

    The face of "grandma" on the side is indeed getting darker and darker. This guy clearly follows the steps she gave to cook, but the final product looks very random, even getting closer and closer to mush, and I don't know what it is. Culinary talent.

    Feeling that the atmosphere behind him was not right, Xiao Lan stopped what he was doing and raised his attention to be on guard.

    The goo is tumbling in the pan.

    In the next instant, a sharp knife flew towards Xiao Lan's back, Xiao Lan tilted her head and flashed.

    Then, more and more flying knives were flying in the air, the sound of "whoosh" breaking through the air became one piece, and the flying knives also formed a continuous rain of knives, trying to engulf Xiao Lan.

    "You—this—a—bad—boy—child—"

    A sharp roar sounded in the kitchen, "Grandma" looked very angry, and the flying knife attacked Xiao Lan frantically.

    Xiao Lan dodged with ease, and her agile figure wandered around the kitchen.

    To be honest, after repeated combat training, this seemingly powerful attack was actually full of flaws. In his eyes, it was as easy to dodge as a fishing net full of holes.

    In terms of lethality, it was the voice of "grandma" who was roaring loudly at the moment, which made him feel more uncomfortable, and his ears were aching from the roar.

    fifteen minutes later.

    The sharp blade in the sky stopped, and the voice of "grandmother" returned to kindness: "My lovely child, do you know what's wrong?"

    Xiao Lan nodded: "Got it, grandma."

    It seems that the punishment time for "grandma" is 15 minutes. As long as you survive it, you will pass the test.

    After that, "grandmother" drove Xiao Lan out of the kitchen and decided to prepare lunch by herself.

    ——

    By the time of lunch, the players were speechless and choked at the dishes on the table.

    In front of them, on the left was an unknown object that was charred and not much different from a charcoal block, and looked suspiciously edible. After the introduction of "grandmother", they knew that this was the love cooking she made by herself.

    The players have tears in their eyes. It turns out that your cooking skills are like this, grandma, and we will no longer despise you for giving us vegetables.

    The one on the right is a mush that can't tell the difference between the raw materials, and it seems to be equally suspicious in terms of edible condition.

    The players looked at Xiao Lan with grief and indignation—this was born from the same root, why is it too urgent to fry each other!

    The author has something to say:

    Xiao Lan: Blame me.

    Luo: Mr.'s cooking skills are the best in the world.

    Wang Teddy + all players: Your conscience won't hurt!

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