Chapter 35-Chapter 35
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date="2020-12-14"
title="Chapter 35-Chapter 35 "
weight="110479"
series = ["My Old Gong Has Amnesia"]
mode = "manual"
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The slightly rough and broken convertible stopped at the entrance of Yanhui Village, attracting the attention of a group of big white geese.
Ye Shanshan and Xu Luoyang got out of the car with their luggage bags, and said goodbye to the driver, "Thank you, trouble!"
The driver waved his hand and put on his straw hat. He was in a good mood, "No trouble or trouble, come to my house for dinner when I have time, and I will give you some fried mustard and cooked pork!"
Ye Shanshan felt hungry when he heard the name of the dish. If he weren't recording the show, he would definitely follow it now without hesitation.
But can only miss it, heartache!
After waiting for the car to drive away, Ye Shanshan watched the "sudden fire" three rounds of fire getting farther and farther, thinking about it, and hitting Xu Luoyang with his elbow.
"Luoyang, I suddenly feel that this car is very beautiful and cool. Do you want to buy one too?"
Before Xu Luoyang could answer, Ye Shanshan made up his mind. Gongyue, in a tailored shirt and suit, sat on the fire three wheel with himself in a straw hat, facing the rising sun, "tutu" all the way east.
——The picture is too weird, so don't think about it anymore.
The place where the film crew is stationed is the home of the village chief of Yanhui Village. There are several connected bungalows with a very large yard, but now it has been occupied by various equipment. After Ye Shanshan and Xu Luoyang arrived, they went to the kitchen to eat with the aunt who was cooking, and added a big bowl of egg fried rice to each person—no more happiness!
Because the other groups haven't arrived yet, so I won't continue shooting for the time being, so Ye Shanshan let go of himself cleanly.
Xu Luoyang stood in the corner of the backyard, leaning against the wall, holding a cup of tea in his hand, watching Ye Shanshan vigorously fill the yard chasing chickens and chasing ducks, silently drinking a sip of tea.
He felt that his eyes hurt so much that he couldn't believe that the man in front of him who was left behind by the cat and the dog had really played the piano in the Golden Hall.
Sure enough, the world hides so much truth behind it.
Then he also joined the ranks.
Ye Shanshan has made surprise surprise attacks several times before, and has lost interest in roosters and hens. Now he is squatting on the ground and patiently feeding a goose yellow chick. Later, the chicks who swayed while walking could not stop the natural cuteness attack. Ye Shanshan carefully picked up the little thing. The big and the small ones are so big and small. don’t know if they are communicating or passing on. Brain waves.
Xu Luoyang looked at the itchy hands, "Give me a hug?"
"If you call Brother Ye, I will let you."
"..." It's almost endless, right? Xu Luoyang didn't want to compromise and was ready to maintain his character and morals. However, he couldn't resist the temptation of fluffy. He only insisted for two seconds before lowering his head, "Brother Ye, give me a hug?"
Ye Shanshan squinted his eyes and carefully handed the chicken to Xu Luoyang, satisfied.
The feeling of being called brother is really great! However, when will he wait until Gongyue calls him brother?
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After disturbing the restlessness of the chickens and ducks in the backyard, Ye Shanshan, who looked at everything strangely, ran to see the rabbit, the whole process was as busy as if he stepped on a hot wheel under his feet.
When Ye Shanshan was feeding the rabbits, the cameraman who was in charge of taking pictures of him came over with his equipment, "Shan, Luoyang, the director said that each team must determine the leader of the team. Who do you see as the team leader? "
Ye Shanshan has never been a legendary team leader and has a very positive attitude. But he felt that no matter what, the principle of fairness should be upheld, so he asked Xu Luoyang,
"Let's find a way to compare, how about who wins and who is the team leader?"
Xu Luoyang thought it was okay, "Okay, I want to be ashamed, the last time Super Mario was abused by you, change the game this time."
So the two sides of the battle were quickly put in place, and the film crew members who came to join in the fun, surrounded them like the old man playing chess.
Facts have proved that Xu Luoyang came prepared. He found a game that had only been around for a few days, and he also deliberately chose the hell mode. "Come to fight!" Obviously he had practiced long ago, and he was confident.
"Come to fight!" Ye Shanshan yelled the slogan, and felt wrong afterwards, "Wait, Luoyang, please tell me the rules."
Twenty minutes later, the proficient Xu Luoyang lost three games in a row, and was tortured and killed by the novice Ye Shanshan. He fell to the ground and couldn't afford to vomit blood.
Ye Shanshan puts away the phone, he has a domineering attitude of returning the sword to the sheath, and pretending to be humble, "In fact, you can change the way of competition."
Xu Luoyang glanced at Ye Shanshan, who was dazzling, his heart was so cold, "Am I going to raise pigs than you?"
"..."
Ye Shanshan also thought about it carefully, and told Xu Luoyang in a very sincere and pragmatic manner, "I think you should not be able to support me."
Back then, he was fascinated by raising pigs, horses and sheep for a period of time. Gongyue also specially invited experts in this area to teach him.
But then Ye Shanshan couldn't bear the smell of animal feces every day, which was unbearable for his nose, so he gave up painfully.
Therefore, Brother Ye is not crazy who is the best animal husbandry company.
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At about two o'clock, the talents of the other four groups arrived one after another.
Because they were all dropped by cars that had various breakdowns halfway through, their phones were out of power, they couldn't find the way, and they were panicked with hunger, so everyone looked miserable.
The moment they stepped into the yard, they saw Ye Shanshan's actions are very standard in feeding the chickens, and they can be filmed as teaching videos, which made them stop silently-saying yes is full of fun and excitement. Where's the variety show? How does it feel like crossing the Agricultural Channel!
When the director saw the crowd, he took a megaphone and stood in the middle of the yard. First, he asked the staff to move out a wooden board. On the board, ten rough little people were painted on it, which was the director's handwriting.
"...In the first round, the group of Xu Luoyang and Ye Shanshan arrived at the destination first, so they can enjoy a reward. As for the reward, I will not say. Next, you have to do one The game, the result of this game, will determine what you eat tonight."
Then, several staff members moved out more than ten wooden shelves. Each wooden shelf was stuck with a palm-sized wooden sign. The sign painted simple strokes of vegetables, fruits, meat, etc. Very soul painter. Especially the wooden racks with the meat brand are placed very far away, but the painter may not know how to draw, so you can see the big word "meat" directly on it from a distance.
"Now each group sends a representative to use the air guns we provide to hit those brands. Each person has five bullets. Whichever one is hit, which kind of dish can be eaten for dinner. I believe everyone present, It must be all right."
Someone raised their hand and asked, "So are you hungry without hitting anything?"
"Can't be hungry." The director turned up the loudspeaker, "You can drink the wind--" The remaining sound was long.
Xu Luoyang glanced at the position of the chicken leg from a distance. It was a little far away, for fear that he had nothing to do with him. Although he has acted in cop movies and held a gun, he is all about posing to be handsome, and there is no real ability, so he comforts Ye Shanshan,
"You can't eat chicken drumsticks, but the vegetables should be able to beat you two down."
Ye Shanshan was estimating the distance and wind resistance. Hearing what Xu Luoyang said, he looked at him strangely, "Didn't you say that Brother Ye covers you? What do you want to eat, steak or pork loin?"
"!!!" Those are the furthest pieces of "meat", what rhythm is this?
Next, the shooting competition officially started. Ye Shanshan showed Xu Luoyang's strength, what is meant by "Brother Ye takes you through the rivers and lakes!"
He was standing on the same line with the other four players, probably because he felt inactive. Ye Shanshan also took off his jacket and tied a knot around his waist, making it very thin.
Feeling the weight with the air gun in his hand, Ye Shanshan stood behind the prescribed yellow line, glanced at the farthest sign, and then directly raised the gun, holding the gun body firmly with one hand, and the other one. The hand is on the trigger, and the muscle lines on the arm are very beautiful.
He had always clear Lingling's eyeballs, suddenly became sharp, lips pursed, with a dangerous arc, making people palpitations, but he wanted to look at it more.
His eyes narrowed slightly, Ye Shanshan moved his fingers, and then only heard a "bang" sound. A small hole appeared in the center of the farthest steak sign.
In the silence, I don't know who said, "I wiped it, the FBI got into our show?"
Ye Shanshan put the gun upright and experienced the sensation of blowing into the muzzle, then raised his arm, held it steady, aimed, and pulled the trigger-with a "bang", the pork loin brand was shot. This time he confiscated his hands, his movements were fluent and dazzling, and he hit the strawberry and orange signs one after another, all hitting the center.
Feeling that it was almost enough, Ye Shanshan put down his gun, compared a scissor hand to Xu Luoyang, and raised his eyebrows very proudly. If Gongyue is there, he must understand that he is asking for praise.
And Xu Luoyang is all on those brands that represent food, and feels that the most correct thing he has done recently is to bring Ye Shanshan to the show!
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After dinner, Xu Luoyang and Ye Shanshan followed the army into the mountains. According to the program's arrangement, they had to set up a tent in the mountains at night, and they would spend the night in the mountains to experience the night life in the mountains.
Ye Shanshan's survival ability in the wild was specially trained by Gongyue. It is absolutely full of black and white, so he set up the tent in a few strokes and helped Xu Luoyang.
The sky is getting darker, and the night in the mountains is not quiet at all, there are bugs everywhere, and occasionally there are several bird calls.
There is no TV or internet, and mobile phone signal is not very good. It takes half a day to buffer a picture. Ye Shanshan and Xu Luoyang sat on the ground with their mobile phones, very boring.
Ye Shanshan looked at the night sky with few stars for a while, then stared at the camera that had been turned off for a while, his voice was weak, "Let's chat."
Xu Luoyang has no interest, but apart from chatting, there is no entertainment, "What are you talking about?"
"What do you want to talk about."
Xu Luoyang thought for a while, "Speaking of which, I am particularly curious, how did you meet Mr. Gong?"
Ye Shanshan blinked and sighed first.
"You know that the palace family is a very big family, right?"
Xu Luoyang nodded, "I know." Because Pomelo Entertainment Company belongs to Gongshi, he deliberately learned something before signing into the company. From the surface, it is already a shocking behemoth.
Ye Shanshan nodded, with melancholy in his eyes, paused for a while before continuing.
"Actually, I am an all-round bodyguard specially trained by the Huaguo Palace family."
Unexpectedly, straight to the point is a thunder, Xu Luoyang was so scared that he sat up straight, suddenly worried, can he really know this kind of insider stuff?
"I have lived on a deserted island isolated from the world since I was a child. There are many children from all over the world on the island. All of them are orphans. We have to learn everything on the island, including firearms and assassinations. You can control it. Anyway, as long as there is one unqualified item, you will be sent away immediately. Of course, you don't want to know what will happen after being sent away."
Ye Xijing's mouth had a bitter smile,
"So I have worked very hard since I was a child, because I was afraid that I would be sent away midway. Finally, when I was seventeen, I passed the 21-level test on the island and qualified to leave that deserted island. Later, I was sent to the palace, and then given to Gongyue by people from the Huaguo palace to serve as his personal bodyguard."
The more he talked about the back, his voice trembled a little, and the follow-up was obviously more tortuous.
"..." Xu Luoyang looked at Ye Shanshan, who had a sincere and reminiscence expression in front of him, and swallowed, "The Lengxin Emperor: Infatuated Guards, Don't Run," I have read this book."
"!"
Ye Shanshan stood up neatly, turned around and got into his tent.
What a shame!
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In the middle of the night, it started to rain in the mountains, and the sound of raindrops beating against the leaves was very noisy. Ye Shanshan couldn't sleep. In such a rainy night, he still felt a little uneasy.
In Mission Island’s laboratory, the four seasons cannot be felt. Every summer Monday, there will be simulated thunder and rain sounds, but he has not liked this sound since he was a child, because every Monday is the time for him to test the tolerance of new drugs.
Along with these two sounds, it is not such a good memory.
Ye Shanshan turned over and suddenly thought, if only the Demon King was there.
Turning the phone around in his hand, Ye Shanshan hesitated for a while before sending out a text message.
"Your Majesty, I miss you."
The signal here is not good and haven't received a reply for a few minutes.
Ye Shanshan stared at the top of the tent for a while, feeling that a person's bed was extremely cold and empty, and his hands were cold and his feet were cold. After thinking about it, he flipped through the phone. There were a few photos of Gongyue in it, but they were all secretly taken by Ye Shanshan when he was in the office, not frontal photos.
But the profile is also very good. Choosing the best-looking enlargement, Ye Shanshan put the phone next to his pillow, pretending that the reduced version of the big devil is next to him
——But it's still so cold, the mind didn't work!
Ye Shanshan changed several positions in a row, and he was uncomfortable how to sleep. just sat up and found that the phone hadn't responded yet, and felt a little emotional.
He snapped a few words and sent it to Gongyue.
"Do you miss me? Asleep? Busy?"
However, the phone still did not move. Ye Shanshan waited anxiously for several minutes, and couldn't help gnawing his fingernails before the phone rang the text message alert tone.
He opened his hand quickly and found that the content of the text message was in his majesty's style, just one word, "Yeah."
Although I am very used to Gongyue and talk less, Ye Shanshan is still a little disappointed.
Hmm, what is it?
Ye Shanshan stared at the word in a daze, thinking that although the signal was not good, but if he wanted to try to make a call directly, he heard the text message prompt ringing again.
After clicking it, there is still only one word, "Yes."
After reading this word for many seconds, Ye Shanshan felt that little emotions and everything were illusions. Holding the phone in his hand, he turned over, curled himself up, and fell asleep after a while.
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