Chapter 71

Chapter 71 – Squirrel is Me; I am Squirrel

After speaking, Jian Songyi tilted his head cutely as if his statement didn’t make him adorable-looking enough. 

The onlookers were petrified on the spot.

Are they going crazy?

Why do they think this irritable school tyrant who pressed people into the sink just now is a little cute?

But he is indeed kinda cute.

Is he kidding?

He must be.

So is Jian Songyi crazy, or is it them that had gone insane?

Onlookers who don’t know the truth simultaneously fall into the same deep self-doubt.

Before they could start speculating even more, the supposed cold and inhumane scum man in their hearts had already taken the grumpy school bully by the waist. Bai Huai took Jian Songyi in his arms and rubbed his head fondly before saying in a low and gentle voice: “Okay… Hug, so your head won’t hurt.”

……….

?

A hug?

Bai Huai agreed?

And said so lovingly?

Bai Huai, who is usually too lazy to say one more sentence, unexpectedly said such a lovely reduplicated word?

Okay, they must be really going crazy. That’s right. They’re all drunk. They’re all just hallucinating.

Ha.

Everyone smiled in their hearts and was silent.

The scene was eerily quiet.

Zhuo Luo, who had been far away since Lu Qi Feng was holding him, had his eyes wide open in confusion.

What’s going on? What happened? This is not the Brother Song he knows. This is not the Bai Huai he knows.

He looked blankly at Lu Qi Feng, and Lu Qi Feng could only say helplessly, “I’ve already told you a long time before that they’re linked to each other and that Jian Songyi is the only one in Bai Huai’s heart, but you just don’t want to believe me.”

“Bah! If Brother Song is the only one in Bai Huai’s heart, then why is he with an Omega?! This will only make it worst! Don’t even try to defend him! You are the scum of birds with the same feathers!”

Lu Qi Feng: “…..”

He was really wronged.

He has no idea what happened when Jian Songyi said that Bai Huai was in love with an Omega. He asked Bai Huai, but Bai Huai did not say a word. So he tried explaining the situation to Zhuo Luo, but he won’t listen to a word.

As a result, when Lu Qi Feng remained silent, Zhuo Luo regarded him as an accomplice. Thus, he immediately wanted to rush and tackle Bai Huai. “Bai Huai! You stinky turtle! Let go of your dirty hands! Don’t try to plot against my Brother Song when he is drunk!”

However, no matter how much Zhuo Luo struggled, he failed to get out of Lu Qi Feng’s arms. He could only flutter his arms around to no avail. He whined on and on. Finally, Lu Qi Feng had no choice but to carry him out of the scene to where no one would hear him blabber and curse nonstop.

Nonetheless, his slow cry slowly revived the petrified people who were just standing by.

They were not crazy, after all. There’s an explanation for this questionable situation.

Jian Songyi was drunk. 

He was drunk and asked Bai Huai for a hug since he was not himself right now.

They’re not seeing things. They’re normal, and Jian Songyi is the one who has problems. Whew.

Oh no, but Bai Huai did not drink. Not to mention the fact that he has a boyfriend…

Dang!

He has a boyfriend, yet he shamelessly cuddled Jian Songyi in front of them when the school bully was obviously drunk to his wit’s end.

Does he want Brother Song to be his other man?!

Scum man! A monster! He is a monster disguised in human clothing!

This kind of scumbag behavior must not be allowed!

Brother Song’s first name and dignity must be guarded!

Never let Brother Song become a mistress!

Thinking of this, Yang Yue had Xu Jiaxing in his left hand, and Yu Ziguo in his right hand, followed by a group of people rushing up and trying to save Jian Songyi from Bai Huai’s arms.

“Brother Song, let’s not do this. Bai Huai has a boyfriend. It’s not appropriate for you to do this.”

“That’s right, Brother Song. If you do this, what if his boyfriend gets to know about this and bites you back for revenge?”

“Let’s go, Brother Song. Let’s go back. I can massage your head to make it feel better. If I massage it, it won’t hurt anymore. You do not need to hug him. You can hug me instead if you want!”

“Brother Song, I will wake you up with a sober soup!”

……….

With a large number of people and great strength, Bai Huai was afraid that this group of people would not be light or serious, so he dared not make an effort and actually let them pull out Jian Songyi and go back to the restaurant surrounded by them.

Jian Songyi had his head thumping. Only smelling Bai Huai would make him comfortable. As a result, when the crowd finally picked him up and stirred him away from Bai Huai, he felt like getting bored to death. These smelly radishes really dared.

Unable to bear it, Jian Songyi pushed all of them as hard as he could and then shouted impatiently, “Go away. I can go by myself.”

“Brother Song, where are you going?”

“The table.”

“No way, Brother Song.” Yang Yue stopped him. “ That table would be used for the married couple. You can’t smash it.” He tried to explain.

“I told you, I am going.”

“Brother Song, I really can’t- don’t. Oh, mother! “

The desire to survive made the crowd have to let go of their hands. They can only watch as Jian Songyi stepped on the red carpet, passed through the flower arch, ascended the steps, and stood in the center of the stage, under the crystal lights.

The whole audience was focused, and all eyes were on him.

Yu Ziguo can only clasp his hands together as he looks at the sky in despair: “Tonight is the night when we are destined to see blood. In this eye-catching place only to be engaged in the biggest event of all times.”

Yu Ziguo is a fortune teller.

This is an AA contest!

Sure enough, after Jian Songyi intended to stand on the platform, he kept a cold and serious face. He raised his eyebrow and pointed his finger at Bai Huai: “You, come here.”

Bai Huai walked over to him without hesitation.

The fight cannot be stopped. They tried their best, but they were also exhausted. Everyone cried bitterly while readying themselves to call 120 and 110. 

This will be the fight of the century.

Just as they were working together to prepare for the most violent storm, Jian Songyi walked toward Bai Huai, who walked up to him on the red carpet and opened his arms softly again.

Tilting his head, Jian Songyi murmured: “You didn’t hold me enough just now.”

……….

Everyone’s fingers were stiff on the dial button.

What is this, a fine separation scene?

So he had to go on this stage in order to hold Bai Huai and show them in public?

Does he dislike hugging at the bottom part of the hall? Can’t he enjoy the gesture of hugging each other without showing it off at such an angle?

It’s not necessary. It’s really not necessary.

There is no need for such a show of love.

It can’t be called love even. How dare he show off his love? He is hugging someone else’s Alpha!

Yang Yue, as a mother with a strong sense of justice, was heartbroken: “Brother Song, no matter how much you like Master Bai, you can’t hug him like that!” He’s not your boyfriend, no. “

Before Yang Yue finished saying the word “inappropriate,” Jian Songyi turned around and gave him a stern look, condescending and particularly defiant.

Yang Yue was scared to silent immediately.

After glancing at him, Jian Songyi reburied his face to Bai Huai’s neck and snuggled his nose twice against his skin before saying, “You are clearly my boyfriend.”

“…Oh my god!” Yang Yue cried bitterly. “Brother Song loves Master Bai so much that he is hallucinating! My Brother Song!”

“Brother Song, you must not be allowed to speak again!”

“Get on stage! Break them apart! Slap Brother Song if you must to awaken him from his dreams!”

……….

“Well, I am his boyfriend.”

In the midst of the hustle and bustle, a cold and gentle voice was given to life like a clap of thunder in spring.

“Oh, listen to what this scum guy said. You’re his boyfriend? His boyfriend, huh?”

???

!!!

What’s going on?!

Cheating in public?! Empathy?! Or did they get back together?!

What is all this stuff? Why can’t they understand anything?!

The brains of people who have just regained their senses just went down again.

They stand blankly in front of the melon field as it is difficult to digest all at once.

Their dullness aroused Jian Songyi’s great disdain. He looked up and glanced at them for a while before turning his gaze back to Bai Huai: “They don’t know that you are my boyfriend like a bunch of idiots.”

Bai Huai nodded: “You are right.”

Idiots: “…..”

?

Huh? What happened? Now they’re the fool?

What happened to us?

What’s the matter with them?

They must call the police!

They shouldn’t think that since the two of them are so amazing, they won’t dare try to give them a beating after insulting them.

The offended people rolled up their sleeves angrily.

Then Jian Songyi turned around to give them a look again.

And just like that, they put down their sleeves obediently.

‘We don’t care about people who drink too much; we are generous to turn a blind eye.’

 Jian Songyi looked at them with a frown with this written all over his face: ‘Why do I know such idiot bunches? To think that I have to explain everything to them, it will be so tiring.’

So he simply said as he pointed over to Bai Huai: “This, Bai Huai, my boyfriend.”

Then proceeded to showcase his Adam’s apple: “This is my toothmarks that I made upon biting him.”

And finally pointed over to himself: “Little squirrel, it’s me, I’m the little squirrel.”

……….

Jian Songyi looked at the crowd’s dull reaction, thinking they did not understand. How could this group of people not understand the human language?

He frowned impatiently, then his hands tore open Bai Huai’s collar. Jian Songyi bowed his head and bit Bai Huai’s newly exposed skin.

Bai Huai was stupefied for a moment, but in the end, he still followed him and let Jian Songyi make trouble.

Jian Songyi raised his head contentedly. He even raised his brow upwards proudly. “See, I bit him. Bai Huai is all mine. Do you understand now?”

Brother Song is the little squirrel.

Bai Huai’s little squirrel is Jian Songyi himself.

Master Bai, who had slandered Brother Song, didn’t actually slander him.

Brother Song and Master Bai are together.

Both Alphas are together.

Really fucking together.

They were deceived.

And were called an idiot as well.

By the way, they were also fed a mouthful of dog food.

But no one dared speak out as they all freaked out about it inside.

With mixed emotions bottling up inside of them, they could not comprehend what was now happening on Earth. So much had transpired in the past hours that they couldn’t handle it anymore.

……….

There was a brief lag.

“Yang Yue! Wake up! Pinch the others! Give them artificial respiration!”

“Yu Ziguo! Don’t laugh and cry; it’s scary!”

“Shit. Xu Jiaxing, why are you pinching me?”

“I have to see if I am dreaming.”

“Then pinch yourself!”

…..

A bunch of turnips.

‘I’m so sleepy.’ Jian Songyi thought as he leaned against Bai Huai again.

Bai Huai pressed his head on his shoulder, glancing at the chaos of war below, and said faintly, “I heard that I’m a scumbag?”

The tone was cold, and everyone woke up in an instant.

“I heard I’m not fit to be Jian Songyi’s boyfriend, so I can only be his friend.”

“…..”

“I heard that someone knows various of Omega, Alpha, and Beta who are good-looking, gentle, warm, smart, and better than me?”

“…..”

“I heard B.S., who pursues Jian Songyi has white skin, beautiful legs, big chest, thin waist, and sweet voice, so he doesn’t have to hang around someone like me.”

“…..”

Bai Huai said these sentences while looking at the person who stated them. The person he caught red-handed felt like fainting any second now. He obviously held a small notebook in his heart.

Everyone’s desire to survive instantly surfaced in eagerness.

“Master Bai, I was wrong!  I am guilty!” 

“I’m fucking blind! There is no better person in the world than Master Bai! “

“Hanged! Must be hanged! Brother Song is not hanged from your tree. I’ll hang myself! “

Bai Huai snickered a little: “It’s not necessary. It’s just that Jian Songyi is thin-skinned.”

“Don’t worry, Master Bai! Nothing happened tonight! We didn’t see anything! Brother Song didn’t drink too much! Brother Song didn’t act cute! Brother Song didn’t bite you! Brother Song did not openly show his love! We will return to our old age and return home, and we will never mention it again! “

Everyone all turned around and left.

If you see what you shouldn’t see and know what you shouldn’t know, you have to run.

Otherwise, when the tyrant wakes up, the only thing waiting for them is to be shut up forcedly…forever.

They need to get out of this place of right and wrong quickly and digest what happened.

But the reason why a tyrant is a tyrant is because he is unreasonable.

In the middle of the crowd, there was a sudden rebuke from behind: “Stop!”

“…..”

“Come back!”

“…..”

“Sit down!”

“…..”

“Have I finished introducing my boyfriend? Are you allowed to go? Have you finished listening to the story? You’re just leaving? “

“…..”

“Sit down and listen! I may allow you to go, but none of you are allowed to go right now! “

Everyone looked back and looked at the beloved concubine of the tyrant like a cry for help, but Princess Bai only glanced at them lightly to show that the tyrant could do whatever he wanted. He couldn’t stop it, and he didn’t want to stop it.

Innocent people are about to cry, adhering to the principle of dying together. They sat under the stage with the iron cow, Huang Fuyi in the opposite class, listening to Jian Songyi tell the story of the past.

The tyrant Jian Songyi was satisfied with his effect. He then proceeded to point at Bai Huai to ask: “Is he handsome?”

“Handsome.”

“Is he smart?”

“Very clever.”

“Is he excellent?”

“Excellent.”

“Does he play the piano well?”

“Plays very well.”

“Alpha?”

“Alpha.”

“Is he gentle?”

“Not so gentle.”

Jian Songyi, who had been satisfied with it all the way, suddenly quit: “He’s gentle!”

“…..”

They really don’t see it.

Big turnips want to cry without tears as they answer against their conscience and nod: “Very gentle.”

Jian Songyi snapped again: “My ass! You have no idea how gentle he is! Because he is only gentle to me! You liars! “

The big radishes are really crying this time.

“Bai Huai carefully picks out the things I don’t like to eat. He is willing to go around Nancheng just to buy the things I like to eat. He knows I always have a bad stomach, so he always has the medicine and hot water. He knows I can’t take care of myself and will rush to Beicheng just to see me in spite of the heavy snow. He will take care of me all night long when I am sick. When he secretly liked me, and I could not see it, he still liked me still and waited for me for years. He is very gentle. You do not know how gentle Bai Huai is, so I am forbidding all of you to say that he is not gentle.”

Those words hidden at the bottom of his heart because he is thin-skinned, awkward, and arrogant seem to be out of control with alcohol.

The corners of his eyes that had never been red due to drunkenness were now stained with crimson.

“So, Huang Fuyi, you’ve asked me who Bai Huai is in my life that I was too willing to protect him in this life of mine. Well, I am telling you now… Bai Huai is my boyfriend. He has been my favorite person for the past 18 years and the one I want to spend the rest of my life with. So if I don’t protect him, who should I protect?”

……….

Translator’s Note:

I am screaming. I literally have myself laughing and reading in awe. Not to mention that sweet chapter end. Ah! Chef’s kiss.