Chapter 5 Romance is forcibly changed to pornography
byJi Qiubai felt as if he had encountered a snake spirit.
He wanted so badly to call the police.
But he controlled his urge.
"Well, Mr. Gong, let's talk about this matter later. I have to go to work, I'll go back first, goodbye." Ji Qiubai tried to get out of bed to get his clothes back wrapped in a quilt, only to find that his clothes had completely changedIt became a pile of cloth strips.
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"Wear this set." Gong Aohan threw a brand new set to him.
"Thank you." Ji Qiubai was wrapped in a quilt and ran to the bathroom to change. When he came out, a young man wearing gold-rimmed glasses and a black suit was standing at the door listening to orders. Seeing him coming out, Gong Aohan said:
"He's my secretary, take you back."
"Uh, no need... right?" Ji Qiubai finished speaking, and saw Gong Aohan's displeased face, as if he was about to speak again, he quickly changed his words, "Ah, ok, ok, thank you, thank you!"
Forget it, don't bother with this snake spirit, get rid of him first.
So he went out with Gong Aohan's secretary, and only then did he know that he and Gong Aohan were in a five-star hotel last night.
Ji Qiubai became more and more suspicious——
Does Gong Aohan look like a rich man?
He knows me?
But I really don't remember knowing such a rich man???
Eh, wait!
Ji Qiubai suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and a row of gleaming characters lit up in his mind——
"Wealthy Marriage: The President's Wife Runs with the Ball"
Fuck???The hero in this book, the domineering president, isn't he called Gong Aohan???
Eh, wait-
Ji Qiubai touched his chin, as if thinking.
My experience last night...why is it so similar to Ji Chengcheng, the heroine of this book???
The words of the girl in the strange bookstore suddenly sounded in his mind:
"Hey, little brother, the books in our family are all amazing, and they can be re-shipped after you buy them! For example, this book "I Became the Prime Minister in the Qin Dynasty" may really give you a book after you buy it.What an experience to be a prime minister!"
Suddenly a thunder exploded above Ji Qiubai's head!
So what the hell, did I experience the experience of a vulgar romantic heroine???
Such unreal things must not be true.
Ji Qiubai felt that he urgently needed to watch an episode of "Approaching Science" to calm down.
But although he kept hypnotizing himself, it must not be true, but he still ran home honestly, hurriedly took out from the crack of the sofa the book with a fancy cover and vulgar "Wealthy Marriage: The President's Lovely Wife"Ball Running".
"'Uncle Chen, I would like to toast you.' Ji Qiubai stood up and raised his glass, and signaled to the obese middle-aged man opposite, 'This time my father's company is in crisis, you must help.'"
Fuck!
Ji Qiubai discovered that the heroine Ji Chengcheng's name in the book had been replaced by his own!!
All the "she" were simply and rudely changed to "he", and there was even a crazy sentence like "his breasts rose and fell"!
No wonder there was a voiceover in his head today!
The voice-over also said that Gong Aohan "is a top quality that can make men all over the world go crazy", so he simply and rudely changed "woman" to "man"!
The romance is forcibly changed to BoyLove!
Nima!
Ji Qiubai lay down on the sofa weakly, with the book covering his face, wanting to be quiet very much.
Suddenly, he sat up again, opened the book——
So what's the next chapter?Will I continue to experience it again?
He quickly flipped through the pages of the first two chapters he had already experienced, and saw that the page of the third chapter was blank, with only one line of small words:
"This chapter is a VIP chapter, would you like to pay to read it?"
Ji Qiubai: ...
God damn VIP chapter, why are you still in V?
He thought about his experience in reading novels in the male channel, a chapter of two or three cents, and felt that it was okay, so he said casually:
"Just buy it."
So it was amazing to find that there was an extra line in the book:
"This chapter is 10,000 yuan, confirm the purchase?"
Ji Qiubai: ...
One hundred yuan is very cheap to co-author this book, but wait for me here, right?
Pit father ah!
Ji Qiubai threw the romance novel angrily.
After the fall, I suddenly remembered the strange bookstore and the strange girl who sold books to me—you can ask someone to return the goods!
So he quickly picked up the book again, patted the dust, and ran away.
Skip half a day of work today, the happiness (sex) of the rest of your life is what matters!
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