Chapter 1

beat back

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"boom"

"Boom——"

The cool black motorcycle crushed the gravel and drove fast on the winding road.

Jiang Yubai gripped the handlebar tightly, and turned the accelerator with his slender and beautiful fingers.

There was another "boom", and the motorcycle accelerated again.

He was in a hurry to attend an old man's seventieth birthday.

The motorcycle circled round and round on the 18th bend road, and the setting sun was slowly approaching the top of the hill.

"Stop, don't run!"

It was a panting female voice.

Jiang Yubai frowned slightly, his eyes moved without emotion along the way, and then turned his head in the direction of the sound source with a little doubt.

The voice is not loud, a little weak, it is not difficult to judge that the girl has been running away for a while.

There is a small hill next to the concrete road, and on the other side of the hill is a muddy path full of fallen leaves.

"Give it back to me! Don't run away!!"

This voice came from that path.

Snatching civilian women in broad daylight——

package.

The deciduous path circled the hill for half a circle, and the exit was still connected to the main road.

There are very few people on the road at this time.

The motorcycle was speeding on the concrete straight road, and reached the intersection of the two roads one step ahead, a beautiful drift——

The wheel was tripped by a rock that was said to be too big or too small, and the whole body tilted uncontrollably. With a "boom", he and the motorcycle fell to the ground at the same time.

"Hold!"

Fortunately, he reacted quickly enough to protect the important parts in time, and the result of a fall was only a scratch on his hand.

Before he had time to make extra movements, he heard the sound of fast footsteps.

He turned his head, and saw a black figure suddenly stop running wildly, his legs stepped on the yellowed leaves and drew two traces left by the sudden brakes - in the end he still didn't stop, and sat on the pile ofIn the fallen leaves.

Behind him was a boy who was also dressed in black, who also suddenly stopped running, leaving traces on the ground.

However, the boy's reaction was obviously faster, his movements were more vigorous, and he stopped one step earlier.

The two of them looked at each other, and they didn't linger too much on the fact that he was handsome and fell down, and they didn't even curse "Who are you, why are you blocking the way?"

Although Jiang Yubai felt ashamed, it didn't seem that important to lose face in such an atmosphere.

Although the two of them didn't pay much attention to the sudden appearance of the third person, Jiang Yubai quickly observed the two of them.

Wrapped in the boy's hand.

Jiang Yubai resolutely forgot about wrestling in embarrassment, and said in his heart that meeting is fate. Although he didn't read the almanac when he went out today, he knew the current situation without looking at it. Today is a good time to hit the dog's head.

The three of them stood in a stalemate for less than half a second, when Jiang Yubai suddenly took off his helmet and threw it away, and rushed at the boy without thinking.

A trace of unexplained surprise flashed in the young man's eyes, and he immediately turned sideways, brushing Jiang Yubai's shoulder and avoiding it perfectly.

I didn't expect this kid to have two tricks.

However, Jiang Yubai was not a vegetarian, and he was about to grab a bag with a sharp eye.

"In broad daylight, the world is bright——"

Before he could finish a sentence, the young boy who had a hard time gave him a hard elbow, and before Jiang Yubai could react, he gave him a cold look like a mockery, and then ran towards the road without looking back.

"Fuck!" This operation completely angered Jiang Yubai, who had been neither sad nor happy all day long.

He didn't care about the slap in the stomach just now, so he ran after him.

After all, the boy had already run for a while, and his physical strength was obviously not as good as Jiang Yubai's.

Jiang Yubai caught up without much effort.

He unceremoniously clenched his fist and hit the young man's face, but the young man avoided it again.

So the angle of his hand turned, and he seized the right moment to grab down, decisively grabbing the bag in the boy's hand.

The two saw each other while holding the bag with one hand, and punched each other through the air with the other, wishing to beat each other's faces blue and yellow.

Unexpectedly, the boy pulled it hard, and the bag returned to his hand.

"You're a fucking loach—"

Jiang Yubai was completely outraged.

The young man who had been silent all the way suddenly said, "Do you have any self-knowledge to still be a bag thief with this little ability?"

When these words came out, Jiang Yubai was obviously taken aback.

What a blow!

In just a few seconds of dazed effort, he was punched again.

"Fuck you, you're just a bag thief, don't confuse black and white here, put on a show," his voice became more and more serious, with a hint of gnashing of teeth, "I'll let you know what it means to be a good person today!"

Before he finished speaking, Jiang Yubai swung his fist with his backhand at the side of the young man's face. The young man was caught off guard, and the two quickly opened up, talking to each other, ignoring each other, and not on the same channel at all.

Jiang Yubai: "I see you are quite handsome, but you do shameful things all day long, aren't you afraid of retribution?!"

Boy: "Snatch a bag and ride a motorcycle to look handsome, wear a helmet and see your face, so you really think you are handsome?!"

Jiang Yubai: "It's not shameful to have money, and it's not just a matter of shame when you don't have money and grab things!"

The two were beating and cursing, their hands and mouths were not resting, their legs were not idle, and they even ran forward along the way.

The young man finally raised his voice: "It's just a bag, is it worth all your efforts to grab it? Why do two stinky men want to bag it? It won't sell for much money!"

Jiang Yubai finally realized something was wrong.

you?

Two smelly men?

Aren't they the smelly man who snatched the bag?

The sound of police sirens can be heard faintly on the horizon behind, and the red and blue lights are getting closer and closer.

A panting girl ran towards them, gasping for breath while saying, "Bao... Where's my bag?"

The boy handed her the very ordinary black backpack, and she quickly opened it to check the contents, as if there was some precious treasure inside.

half an hour later.

public security bureau.

"So you thought each other were robbers, got into a fight, and let the real robber get away?"

Although they didn't really want to admit it, but under the sharp eyes of the police uncle, the two nodded at the same time: "Mmm..."

This strange tacit understanding...

The two made notes, left their contact information, and received a sincere ideological education from the police uncle about the flowers of the motherland. Finally, when the police uncle drank the last sip of wolfberry tea in the thermos and thought he would let them go,I heard the police uncle say: "The bag snatcher has been found, you wait a little longer, you have to check your confession and restore the truth in all aspects."

Ten minutes later, the police uncle came back.

"Well, it's not too different from what you said. He lost the bet and saw that the little girl was alone on the road, and she didn't look like a local, so he became malicious."

After stating the facts, he looked at the owner of the bag again: "Miss, you must pay attention to safety alone. Although our comrades in the police arrived in time this time, we can't guarantee that anyone—"

"Thank you uncle, I understand."

The girl stopped the enthusiastic policeman who was about to make a long speech in time, and asked cautiously: "Can we go?"

Sure enough, the police were quickly diverted attention.

"Yeah, it's ok, you have nothing to do, pay attention to safety on the way back."

Jiang Yubai and the boy once again gave the girl a tacit understanding at the same time, "Great kindness, great virtue, never forgetting" eyes.

The three of them left the police station together, and the girl took the initiative to speak.

"Thank you again for helping me. Although there was a little misunderstanding in the middle, as the saying goes, if you don't fight, you don't know each other."

The girl's name is Qin Qi, and she is a doctor of medicine student at a well-known university in Beijing. This time she came here mainly to do some research, and the bag contained very important research materials, so she chased after her desperately.

"I'm going in that direction," the girl pointed a way, and asked, "Where are you going?"

"Go to Xinghua Town."

"Xinghua Town."

The two spoke at the same time.

This damn fate.

"Look, I just said in the bureau that you are destined!" Qin Qi was very efficient in doing things, and at the same time feeling that they were destined, he arranged the route for them by the way.

"How about this, the two of you go together, there is a companion on the way, and you can also exchange ideas about entering the bureau."

Qin Qi didn't think there was anything strange about this sentence at all, and smiled: "See you later by fate, what is my research direction, as big as a broken leg and amputation, as small as a broken foot, you can come to me if you need it."

Looking at the unnatural expressions of Jiang Yubai and the young man, it seemed that neither of them really wanted to have this need.

After the two separated from Qin Qi, they walked towards Xinghua Town together.

There were no people along the way, and the evening wind seemed to be getting stronger.

"That, I'm sorry." Jiang Yubai, who had always been arrogant, let go of the face he had been carrying all the way, and said, pinching Niuniu.

"It doesn't matter."

All the way without words.

It's so boring, need to find something to do.

So Jiang Yubai counted boredly while taking steps.

One, two, three, four... seventy-eight... one hundred and ninety-nine... nine hundred and eighty-one... two thousand one hundred and fifty-six...

"Two thousand..." Jiang Yubai looked at the motorcycle lying on the ground not far in front of him, his mind didn't react for a moment, but his instinct was excited, and he couldn't help but muttered the number he had counted.

"What?" the boy walking beside asked suspiciously.

When Jiang Yubai's mind went through all the reflection arcs and finally came to his senses, he shouted excitedly: "Two hundred and five!"

"..."

Shen Nanyan, who was walking side by side with him just now, suddenly quickened his pace, and remained silent in a very gracious manner.

"No, I didn't mean you are two hundred and five, I mean two thousand two hundred and five, it is two hundred and five of two thousand two hundred and five, not that you are two hundred and five of two hundred and five!"

After speaking like a tongue twister, even Jiang Yubai himself was a little dizzy. Shen Nanyan, who was walking in front, didn't stop to answer his intentions at all, so he had to speed up his pace and catch up.

"I was just counting and playing, and I just counted to two thousand two hundred and five. Didn't you see my car? When I was happy, I... counted aloud."

He caught up with Shen Nanyan, walked forward at the same speed, sincerely looked at Shen Nanyan's expressionless face, and then defenselessly... saw the bruise on Shen Nanyan's face.

Yes, he did.

Even though he was beaten worse by him in comparison, none of his injuries were on his face. On the other hand, the only punch he got hit his face was stained.

I don't know if it's a psychological effect, but Jiang Yubai felt that the bruise... seemed to be more bruised than when he was in the police station just now.

But this face is really pretty.It was the kind of face with a straight nose and clear eyebrows, which made people feel handsome at first glance.

At this time, the sun was just setting in the west, and the sunset glow spread over the mountains and fields, and the afterglow of the setting sun radiated golden light against the crimson background.

Under the setting sun at this time, Shen Nanyan's profile outlines a clear and beautiful arc.

Seeing that such a pretty face was beaten into such a face by him, Jiang Yubai decided to explain again: "Hey, I really didn't scold you..."

"Understood." Shen Nanyan said coldly, each of these three words expressed a meaning: shut up.

Explanation doesn't seem to work.

But Jiang Yubai really shut up, seeing the motorcycle getting closer, he quickly stepped forward, helped the bike sit on it, and shouted at Shen Nanyan while wearing a helmet: "Aren't you going to Xinghua Town too?together."

Shen Nanyan didn't turn his head back: "No need."

"Don't, it's already dark when you go back."

"Need not."

Jiang Yubai started the motorcycle and rode in the direction of Shen Nanyan. Seeing that the distance was about the same, he parked the car in front of him without any explanation.

"It's okay, no trouble, get in the car, I'll give you a ride."

Shen Nanyan was forced to stop, and looked up at the ghost in front of him who looked like a cowhide plaster.

Jiang Yubai didn't feel pressured by him staring at him, so he said nonsense, "Don't worry, I won't kidnap you. I have been a good student since I was a child. For example, I never do fights, smoking, drinking or anything like that."

Was it a ghost who punched me in the face just now?

His eyes moved to Jiang Yubai's hand again - Jiang Yubai's hand had the skin on it that was scratched by wrestling while riding a bicycle in front of Shen Nanyan.

Jiang Yubai followed his gaze downward.

Fuck, how heartless it must be to be busy catching people and at the same time remember where this passerby, whom he only glanced at, was hurt.

Jiang Yubai's face was already very ugly, but Shen Nanyan didn't intend to save him some face.

"Do you have a motor vehicle license?" he asked.

Jiang Yubai: "..."

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Open the article, Shen Nanyan attacked, Jiang Yubai accepted

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ideal type

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On September 1st, Class 1, Grade 2 of Yongnan Middle School.

Different from other classes full of mourning voices, in addition to various voices of copying homework, reminiscing about the old days, and exchanging holiday experiences, the classroom of Class 1 of Senior Secondary School is also mixed with "Happy Birthday" gloating one after another.

Nanzhong High School was divided into classes in the first semester of high school, so everyone was no stranger when the second year of high school started, and they were already acquaintances.

Jiang Yubai sat in the last row by the window, impatiently copying Chinese with one hand, and receiving gifts with the other.

"Thank you, thank you, thank you for everyone's blessings, but I'm really not very happy today. The gift is here, so I don't need to talk about happiness. Listen..." Ge Ying