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    I have to say, Brother Misstep Technician... He Xingque's technique is very good.

    Wearing wet hair and a sunflower hood, Yu Nian sat cross-legged on the sofa, raising his head slightly.

    He Xingque stood in front of him with a hair dryer and dried his hair.

    The hair dryer whirring——

    He Xiaohe pursed his lips, and followed suit——

    Yu Nian looked at him suspiciously, said "ok", and circled He Xiaohe's pursed red mouth with his thumb and index finger.

    He Xiaohe:?!

    Yu Nian asked, "What are you doing?"

    He Xiaohe spoke confidently: "Help Dad dry his hair."

    Yu Nian was puzzled: "Do you think it's a good idea?"

    "You can blow dry a little bit."

    "All right."

    He Xiaohe broke free from Yu Nian's circle, and continued whistling at him.

    Yu Nian raised his hand to scratch his hair, but He Xingque held it down.

    Did he give birth to a stupid cub?

    Obviously looks very domineering.

    As if to see what he was thinking, He Xingque said indifferently: "I've tested IQ before, and it's above average."

    Yu Nian looked suspiciously at He Xiaohe who opened his mouth wide and screamed vigorously: "Really?"

    After a while, He Xiaohe blushed and looked at Yu Nian: "Father, I'm out of breath."

    "Cheer up if you're not angry." Yu Nian cheered him up, "Come on."

    He Xiaohe got into his arms: "Father, can I still sleep with you tonight?"

    "Okay." Yu Nian nodded, "So you gave me a whirring to sleep with me?"

    "No, big daddy said, you can't sleep with wet hair, I'll help daddy breathe dry, and when you sleep with daddy, daddy won't feel uncomfortable."

    "But it's still morning, and it's not time to go to bed yet."

    "You can take a nap. Dad can go to bed when he wants to."

    Yu Nian was hit all at once.

    Look how sweet this little mouth is!How aptly said this little tale!

    He Xiaohe's IQ is at least at an advanced level, a young genius.

    Yu Nian hugged him and hooked him up: "Okay, let's take a nap together."

    While pulling hooks with his father, He Xiaohe turned his head and glanced at his eldest father.

    Big Daddy, do you see clearly?In this way, if you stick to Dad, you can sleep with Dad.

    Very simple.

    He Xingque lowered his eyes, kept his face on the surface, and concentrated on blowing Yu Nian's hair, but actually took all of He Xiaohe's actions under his eyes.

    Is this called sticking to the year?childish.

    He Xingque snorted Yu Nian's hair to make sure it was all dried, then turned off the hair dryer.

    The humming sound disappeared, Yu Nian shook his head, his fluffy and soft hair swayed, very comfortable.

    Yu Nian smiled and said, "Mr. He, thank you."

    At the same time, He Xiaohe helped He Xingque open the mouth: "Dad, can Big Daddy sleep with you tonight?"

    Yu Nian:?!!!

    Yu Nian was shocked, opened his eyes, looked at He Xiaohe, then at He Xingque: "Why...why?"

    He Xiaohe was serious: "Because big daddy also helped daddy dry his hair, and the wind was very strong."

    Try to replicate the successful experience.

    Yu Nian choked up for a moment: "So now the rule is, whoever blows my hair, will I have to sleep with him?"

    He Xiaohe nodded confidently: "Yes."

    Yu Nian said loudly, "No!"

    He Xiaohe raised his head: "Why?"

    "because……"

    Of course it's because he's not ready yet, a legal couple...sleeping together or something.

    The progress is too fast, right?

    Yu Nian raised his head and saw He Xingque standing in front of him with a faint smile on his lips.

    Yu Nian pursed his lips and stared at him thinking he was fierce: "Mr. He, did you teach him?"

    He Xingque pressed the corners of his upturned lips: "It's not me."

    "But you seem to be looking forward to it?"

    "No."

    Yu Nian picked up He Xiaohe and handed it to He Xingque: "Then you deal with him."

    He Xingque took over He Xiaohe: "Okay."

    He Xingque squeezed He Xiaohe, lifted him up in front of him, and looked him up.

    He Xiaohe kicked his foot: "Big Daddy?"

    He Xingque cleared his throat, and said seriously, "Dad is still sick and doesn't know Big Daddy yet. Daddy doesn't want to sleep with Big Daddy so soon."

    He Xiaohe wrinkled his small face: "But Daddy already knows Big Daddy."

    He Xingque explained: "I haven't got a deep understanding yet."

    He Xiaohe took it for granted: "Then get to know him better."

    How stupid, this needs to be taught by Xiao Zai Zai.

    "What's the mess?" Yu Nian couldn't take it anymore, got up from the sofa, and took Xiao Zai Zai over, "I don't sleep with him, because I and him..."

    Yu Nian paused, and said seriously, "I'm not familiar yet."

    He Xiaohe continued to take it for granted: "Cook it once it's done. Put Dad and Big Daddy into the same pot."

    "We're not two dumplings..." Yu Nian retorted, "We're not wontons, and we're not meatballs."

    "Then why can't we sleep together?"

    "Because..." Yu Nian had an idea, "Because I have made an appointment with you to sleep together. Dad, I only have one pair of hands, and I can only hug one person. If I hug Big Daddy, I can't hug you. Then IHow about hugging big daddy?"

    He Xiaohe thought for a while: "I can be in the middle."

    "Okay, when the time comes, I will hug him and you will be squeezed in the middle. When you get up in the morning, you will become a paper child, okay?"

    "not good!"

    "Then do you want to sleep with Dad every day?"

    "Want...don't want to..." He Xiaohe began to waver.

    Yu Nian continued to seduce: "Dad, I will tell you stories, hug you, pinch your butt, and play games with you when you can't sleep. Do you want to sleep with Dad every day?"

    He Xiaohe was completely shaken, and nodded vigorously: "Think!"

    "Then that's it?" Yu Nian won the victory, "Why do you push me to someone else when you want to sleep with me so much?"

    Yu Nian winked at He Xingque——

    You have to look at me to coax the children. With your negotiating posture, there is no way to negotiate.

    "Big Daddy is not someone else." He Xiaohe thought for a while and explained in a low voice, "I am very happy to sleep with Daddy, but just now I suddenly remembered that Big Daddy told me before that he must sleep with Daddy every day, otherwise he would sleep with Daddy.will lose energy and die."

    He Xiaohe asked seriously: "It's been three days now, is big daddy going to die?"

    Yu Nian wrinkled his face, turned to look at He Xingque: "Is this how you taught him before?"

    "Niannian, this is a metaphor." He Xingque tried to explain, "He used to cling to you to sleep every day, and they couldn't be separated, that's why I told him that."

    He Xingque said: "And what I said is that if I don't sleep with you, the relationship between us will weaken and we will separate. If I lose you, I will lose energy and I will die."

    "This is logical."

    He Xiaohe nodded vigorously: "That's right, that's what Big Papa said."

    Yu Nian has a complicated face, it sounds weird.

    He Xiaohe looked at He Xingque worriedly: "Then will big daddy die?"

    Yu Nian was speechless: "Don't worry, he won't die, he is very strong."

    He Xiaohe was still a little uncertain: "Really?"

    "Really." He Xingque said, "The relationship between Daddy and Big Daddy hasn't faded yet, so nothing will happen."

    Yu Nian also nodded: "Yeah, it hasn't faded."

    He Xiaohe said, "Dad and eldest dad will prove it."

    Yu Nian put He Xiaohe on the sofa and threw you away!

    "You little brat, I warn you, don't push yourself too far..."

    In the next second, He Xingque stretched out his arms, embraced Yu Nian's shoulders, and pulled Yu Nian into his arms.

    Yu Nian tried to struggle: "What are you doing?"

    He Xing didn't change his face: "It proves that we have a good relationship."

    He Xiaohe gave guidance at the right time: "Father, you have to give big daddy a hug too."

    "Got it." Yu Nian raised his hand, one hand rested on He Xingque's shoulder with some difficulty, and the other hand gave a thumbs up——

    Yu Nian's only stubbornness, he must do this straight man action.

    "We have a good relationship and are steadily rising."

    "Well, it looks pretty good." He Xiaohe stroked his chin and nodded, "Dad, big daddy blows your hair for you, and I can't sleep with you, so is there any other reward?"

    Yu Nian took a deep breath and tried his best to endure: "What reward do you think should be given to him?"

    He Xiaohe thought for a while: "Then reward Daddy with a big Daddy kiss."

    It can be seen that He Xiaohe worked very hard to keep his eldest father alive, for fear that his eldest father would lose energy and die.

    Yu Nian turned to look at He Xingque, who looked at him solemnly: "Niannian, do you want to satisfy the child's wish?"

    Looking at He Xingque, Yu Nian always felt that he had been tricked again.

    "Mr. He, I have a better reward." Yu Nian nodded to him, stepped forward, hugged He Xiaohe into his arms, pressed the children's watch on his wrist, and skillfully called out the payment code.

    "Come on, sweep whatever you want, whatever you want."

    Yu Nian stretched out his hand and handed He Xiaohe's children's watch to He Xingque: "Mr. He, you're welcome, just scan one, money is the best reward!"

    He's father and son looked at each other.

    He Xiaohe shrank towards Yu Nian.

    There's no other way, Big Daddy, I can only help you so far.

    Yu Nian caught the eye contact between the two in time, stretched out his hand, pulled He Xingque over, touched his pocket, and took out his mobile phone from it.

    "Give me one hundred yuan! I washed my hair obediently today, and I didn't pick out the scabs. I want a reward!"

    "Okay, reward Dad."

    The big villain has a thousand hearts, but Yu Nian has two hundred.

    The cubs born by the two of them have 800 minds.

    Every day Yu Nian suspects that he has been tricked by them.

    After messing around for a while, Yu Nian nestled comfortably on the sofa with his clean hair.

    It is still raining lightly outside, which is the most suitable weather for staying at home. The air is humid, cool and comfortable.

    He Xingque went to give him hot milk to drink, and He Xiaohe brought a blanket to cover his father.

    Yu Nian hugged He Xiaohe: "Tell me, are you and He Xingque in collusion?"

    "No." He Xiaohe lay in Yu Nian's arms, "I'm just afraid that big daddy will die."

    Yu Nian snorted: "Is that an exaggeration? If you don't sleep with me, you will die?"

    He Xiaohe raised his hand: "Yes, I can really understand big daddy."

    "Why?"

    "Because I don't sleep with Daddy, I'll die too."

    Yu Nian snickered.

    Although exaggerated, his little mouth is really sweet.

    The big and small villains announced loudly every day, "I just like Niannian/Dad, and I just want to stay with Niannian/Dad", making no secret of their love for him. Yu Nian actually likes this.

    Yu Nian let go of him: "I'll give you a difficult task, help Dad get the math book under the pillow."

    "Okay." He Xiaohe responded obediently, ran to the bed, opened the pillow, and lifted the book, "Dad, is it this?"

    "Yes, bring it here."

    "good."

    "Thank you." Yu Nian took over "Mathematics (Compulsory 3)", his "Notes on Wearing Books".

    For some reason, he didn't finish reading the notes last night. He was too sleepy, so he stuffed the book into his pillow, and planned to get up tomorrow to continue reading.

    As a result, the big and small villains made a fuss, and he almost forgot about it.

    Look, the big and small villains routinely trick him every day, but he still ignores the past, repays the bad with good, and tries to save them.

    Yu Nian is really a good person.

    Yu Nian nodded confidently, and opened "Crossing Notes".

    He Xiaohe asked suspiciously: "Father, what kind of book is this?"

    "My..." Yu Nian paused, "Mathematics book."

    "Huh? Math books?"

    "It's all for you. You still have 15 years, 15x12 months, 15x365 days. The college entrance examination is about to take place. Dad will help you prepare in advance."

    "Wow, thanks dad!"

    Dad started to read, He Xiaohe consciously took his footsteps lightly, brought his picture book over, sat next to Dad, and read together.

    The first time he discovered that he was transmigrating into the book, Yu Nian also carefully wrote biographies for several main characters in the original book.

    Only by knowing yourself and the enemy can you be victorious in all battles.

    ""School Love: From School Uniform to Suit", a pure love story from campus to workplace"

    "The main character, Fu Yuanzhou, was originally a cynical second-generation ancestor of the capital. He loved to tease cats and dogs. In his sophomore year, he was sent to an ordinary high school in a small southern town by his family. He met a lot of friends, started from scratch, and created his own business empire.Also join hands with my true love in this life"

    "The protagonist Shou Pei Yucheng, the top student in the small town high school, won the first place in his grade for three consecutive years. After graduating from university, he became the youngest professor in the research institute. At first, he couldn't understand the protagonist Gong's second-generation ancestor style, but later found outThe shining point of the protagonist Gong. From the beginning of the tit-for-tat confrontation with the protagonist Gong, they supported each other later, and met at the top"

    Yu Nian held his face in his hands, and started to burst into pink bubbles uncontrollably.

    Suck

    Got it, got it, he loves "School Bully x Xueba" so much!

    Well, he admitted that it was because of this that he didn't finish his notes last night.

    He originally wanted to find the "how to survive" in the notes, but every time he looked at it, he couldn't help but start to slam cp.

    Knock him to death!

    After a while, Yu Nian came back to his senses, wiped his saliva, and patted his face.

    Calm down, Yu Nian, now is not the time to be cp.

    You and He Xingque are almost dead!

    He Xiaohe is almost on the streets!

    You are still knocking cp here, sober up!

    Yu Nian sniffed and turned a page.

    "The big villain He Xingque, the illegitimate son of the He family in the capital city, transferred to Xiaocheng High School in the same semester as the protagonist Gong. He has a gloomy personality and vicious methods. The founder of the previous business empire was defeated by the protagonist Gong Shou and committed suicide."

    well……

    I have watched it several times over the years, and every time watch it, have different thoughts every time.

    The only value of He Xingque's existence seems to be to set off the protagonist Gong.

    The protagonist, Gong, is a descendant of an upright wealthy family, and He Xingque is the illegitimate son who can't see the light.

    The protagonist Gong has a bold personality and attracts countless younger brothers, while He Xingque has a gloomy personality and vicious methods.

    The protagonist Gong had a successful career, but He Xingque went bankrupt.

    The business empire in this article is like a hereditary system. The previous owner of the empire must die, and then the protagonist will take over. Can't there be two business empires in this world at the same time?

    The two milk tea shops can still be opened together.

    Yu Nian angrily thumped the sofa, really speechless - he completely forgot that he was hiding under the covers to read the article, and when he saw the protagonist Gong Shou becoming famous, he grinned at the corner of his mouth shoulder to shoulder with the sun.

    At this moment, He Xingque came back from outside with three cups of warm milk in his hand: "Niannian?"

    Yu Nian came back to his senses: "Huh?"

    "milk."

    "Oh, thanks."

    He Xingque put Yu Nian's kitten paw coaster on the table, and then put his kitten cup on it.

    He glanced at the book in Yu Nian's hand, Yu Nian closed the book, and asked him tentatively, "Mr. He, do you know what this is?"

    When Yu Nian was first in the book, the "life policy" he set for himself was "stay away from He Xingque".

    Because it was He Xingque who killed him with a single shot in the end, Yu Nian regarded He Xingque as his "death enemy" for a long time, and this book also wrote some bad things about He Xingque.

    for example

    He Xingque is a puppy, a piglet, a puppy (crossed out again), and a duckling.

    He should not know, right?Yu Nian looked at He Xingque seriously.

    He Xingque smiled: "Your high school math book."

    "I mean, do you know what's written in it?" Yu Nian smiled innocently at him, "You took this out of the safe, do you know?"

    "I don't know." He Xingque said, "You said before that this is your little secret, I haven't read it."

    Yu Nian smiled at him and patted him on the shoulder: "Okay, very good, this is a big secret, the less you know, the safer it is."

    Yu Nian gave him an extremely firm look: "If you never leave, I will depend on you for life and death."

    He Xingque frowned: "Niannian, don't say unlucky things."

    Yu Nian put his arms around his shoulders, picked up the milk, and took a big gulp. He wanted to throw the cup, but his kitten Beibei was quite cute, so he decided not to drop it.

    Yu Nian put the cup away and looked at He Xingque firmly.

    Don't worry, Brother Nian will definitely cover you!Keep you safe!

    "The first step in life", first test whether the plot of the original book is still effective, so——

    Yu Nian stretched out his hand to him: "He Xingque, give me 100 million!"

    In the original book, the little cannon fodder was shot down because he extorted 100 million from the big villain.

    He wanted to try it directly, to see if He Xingque would take out a gun from the little bear's apron and kill him.

    He Xingque paused for a moment, Yu Nian frowned, and waved to He Xiaohe: "Your son is in my hands, give me 100 million, or you will tear up the ticket!"

    He Xiaohe raised his head, saw his father waving at him, walked over automatically, got into his father's arms, adjusted his sitting posture, and began to cooperate with Yu Nian: "Big Daddy, save me, I'm about to be torn apart by Dad."

    He Xingque looked down at Yu Nian's little hands, and put them into his pockets.

    Yu Nian:!!!

    No way?No way?He is really going to draw a gun!

    "No, no, no." Yu Nian quickly pressed his hand, "I don't want it anymore, boss, I don't want a hundred million anymore."

    He Xingque was puzzled and said, "Niannian, I took out my mobile phone and called them to call you the money."

    "Ah?" Yu Nian withdrew his hand weakly, "Is that so?"

    "Hmm." He Xingque asked, "Is there anything you want to buy recently? 100 million may not be enough to buy an island, and it may not be enough to buy a star. Is that just a little?"

    "No need, no need." Yu Nian waved his hand, "I'll just try how deep your love for me is."

    "Well." He Xingque said indifferently, "If you want to show love, I'd better transfer the company to you."

    One billion is not affectionate enough!Only an entire business empire can embody He Xingque's love for Yu Nian!

    "No, no, no!" Yu Nian quickly pressed him down, "Give it to me, I'll close the company directly, and we'll speed through the finale!"

    "Really don't want it?"

    "don't want!"

    "Okay, if you say no every year, then don't."

    Anyway, Yu Nian looked at He Xingque with a sense of relief.

    It seems that the plot of the original book is completely untenable here, not to mention that he extorted 100 million from He Xingque, even if he extorted the entire company from He Xingque, He Xingque would not be able to draw a gun and kill him.

    The "extortion-killed" method of death was ruled out.

    There was a "ding dong" on the top of Yu Nian's head——

    Life +1

    In the next second, Yu Nian felt his phone vibrate in his pocket.

    Yu Nian took out his phone and took a look, the smile immediately froze on his face.

    ???

    Holding the phone, He Xingque asked in a low voice, "Niannian, is that enough? Do you want more?"

    Yu Nian yelled: "Enough is enough! He Xingque, stop! The Tiandi Bank didn't even burn so much to me!"

    The author has something to say:

    Mr. He to others: Draw a gun and die

    Mr. He said to his wife: "Is this all it takes?" "Transfer the company to you" "Is that enough?"anything else?"

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