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    Yu Nian never thought that one day, his name would appear on group brochures, real estate promotional pictures, and ice cream packaging, the same as the name of the founding aunt of a certain chili sauce.

    🙂

    Speaking of which, he still has to thank He Xingque for not printing his grinning mugshot on the product.

    Yu Nian at the beginning: I must prevent He Xingque's group from going bankrupt!

    The current Yu Nian: Xingnian Group... slapping people like crazy... It's better to go bankrupt...

    It's so earthy!

    How could there be a super invincible and domineering president who gave his company such a name?

    Yu Nian began to suspect that he was wearing the wrong book, what he was wearing might not be the original book, it might be an OOC fan.

    Yu Nian ordered He Xingque: "Change it for me! Change this name immediately!"

    He Xingque was also very resolute: "This matter can't be left to the year and never change."

    "change!"

    "no."

    "Change! If you don't change it, I won't talk to you!" Yu Nian was very firm.

    He Xingque paused for a moment, but finally compromised: "Well, change."

    He Xingque thought for a while: "Every year."

    Yu Nian looked up at him: "Why?"

    "Changed to 'Niannian Group'." He Xingque reluctantly took out his own name, leaving only Yu Nian's.

    "I won't talk to you until the next life."

    "'Ai Nian Group'."

    "How about you think about it?"

    "'Yinian Group'."

    "He Xingque, do you have to bring the word 'Nian'?"

    "want."

    Yu Nian opened his hands and turned into little devil's claws: "Don't force me to hit you, it hurts me to hit someone."

    He Xiaohe hurriedly put down the bowls and chopsticks, no, dad and eldest dad are going to fight.

    He has never seen a scene before, he wants to watch the excitement...

    No, he is going to persuade a fight!

    He Xingque held his hand: "You don't remember, you have already beaten him."

    Yu Nian asked, "When?"

    "Five years ago, I changed the name of the group from 'He's' to 'Xingnian' to propose to you, and then you beat me, and almost regretted the marriage on the spot."

    "Good fight." Yu Nian looked at him seriously, "How many hits?"

    "Ten hits means that Niannian wants to be 'perfect' with me."

    "..."

    Yu Nian didn't want to talk to him, turned his head, and picked the food in his own bowl.

    Why didn't he realize that He Xingque was so - love brain?

    No wonder he doesn't fight against the protagonist, Gong Shou, and doesn't engage in any black industry. The big villain is busy with dating every day, and has no time to do things at all.

    Before the matter was finished, He Xiaohe was a little curious.

    "Big dad, if dad regrets his marriage, won't he lose me?"

    He Xingque said: "That's why Dad didn't regret the marriage in the end."

    "Then how did big daddy catch daddy?"

    "I planned to get married slowly. I was afraid that I would really regret the marriage every year, so I planned the wedding within a month and got married quickly."

    Yu Nian:?

    "When we got married, was Dad still angry?"

    "When you get married, you don't get angry anymore."

    "How did big daddy coax daddy well?"

    "The wedding was on the cruise ship. I asked the costumer to match the dress with white gloves. He wanted to eat seafood but didn't want to get his hands dirty, so he had to ask me for help. He didn't get angry when he peeled the eighth shrimp.gone."

    Yu Nian:???

    Big villain, you are so scheming.

    Did you use all your scheming to deal with the main character on me, the little cannon fodder?

    He Xingque peeled the eighth shrimp, put it on a plate, and pushed it in front of Yu Nian.

    Yu Nian pushed the plate back, am I the kind of person who was bought by eight shrimps?Nothing!

    He Xingque picked up the spoon, took a spoonful of sauce, and poured it evenly on the neatly arranged shrimp meat.

    The shrimp meat is pink, the sauce is fresh and sweet, and the aroma wafts to the tip of Yu Nian's nose.

    He Xingque picked up a shrimp and put it to Yu Nian's mouth: "Niannian."

    Yu Nian gritted his teeth: "I won't eat, even if I starve to death."

    "Oh." He Xingque pretended to move the shrimp away, "Niannian, the sauce is about to drip onto the table, catch it!"

    Yu Nian subconsciously opened his mouth to catch the sauce.

    By the time he realized it, the shrimp meat was already in his mouth.

    Yu Nian closed his mouth and chewed.

    "another one."

    Yu Nian opened his mouth.

    Damn it, he was completely controlled by He Xingque.

    After lunch, Yu Nian sat in front of the table and continued to read his "Notes on Chuanshu".

    "2. The plot killing of the big villain (bankruptcy-suicide) is temporarily ruled out"

    He Xingque's company is currently functioning well and should not go bankrupt.

    He Xingque's mental state is also very good, and he probably won't commit suicide.

    Rest assured Yu Nian, continue to write down——

    "3. Alternate option, have a good relationship with the protagonist Gong Shou"

    This is a common trick used by the book walker, licking the protagonist's attack and suffering, licking them, making them show mercy to the villain's family in a critical moment.

    But Yu Nian is not very good at licking people, so this is just an option.

    Not taking the initiative to provoke the protagonist's offense is what Yu Nian can do now.

    Anyway, he doesn't know the protagonist Gong Shou.

    "4. At the moment of last resort, foreign countries are safe"

    At the end of the original book, He Xingque originally prepared a private jet to go abroad, but he failed to leave because the little cannon fodder came to blackmail him.

    This shows that in the setting of the original book, foreign countries are safe.

    If things really get out of control, they still have the last way to go abroad.

    "5. Learn to peel seafood with your mouth"

    This one is also very important.

    As long as he learns to peel seafood with his mouth, he will not be restrained by He Xingque with seafood!

    Yu Nian read the five "Laws of Life" written by himself from beginning to end, and it should be considered comprehensive. As long as he strictly abides by these five rules, he and the big and small villains will definitely be able to save their lives.

    Yu Nian glanced at the big and small villains around him. He Xingque was processing documents, He Xiaohe was reading a picture book, and the whole family was in order.

    Yu Nian nodded firmly. In order to protect the villain's family, he really broke his heart.

    Yu Nian turned around and continued to plan his grand plans.

    The big and small villains looked at each other and communicated with each other.

    ——Big Daddy, Daddy is acting weird today, always looking at us with strange eyes.

    ——Don’t speak ill of Dad, what Dad does is right, and we must support what Dad does.

    oh.

    Yu Nian turned the pen and continued to plan.

    If it was really a last resort and his family had to go abroad for refuge, he had to make preparations in advance.

    The first is foreign language, well, the memory of the rest of the year stays in high school, and the English of high school students is the best!

    Don't worry about this at all.

    And then most importantly, money.

    Yu Nian took out his phone and glanced at his account balance.

    Well, there is no shortage of this one either.

    However, these are all the money that He Xingque gave him. If something happens to He Xingque, the money may also be frozen and will not be used at that time.

    He had to keep a small treasury for himself, the kind that had nothing to do with He Xingque.

    Yu Nian opened the browser and secretly searched——

    "How to secretly transfer marital property?"

    The big and small villains who are secretly observing Yu Nian:???

    The two continued to make eye contact.

    — Big Daddy, what is Daddy doing?

    —He's... transferring our family's property.(Does Niannian want to run away? Why? Just blackmail him if you want money. Why do you want to transfer property? Is Niannian going to divorce him? Isn’t he giving Niannian enough money?)

    ——I support Dad!

    Shut up.(Niannian is going to run away, maybe he will take He Xiaohe with him, and leave him at home, why not take him? Why not take him?)

    ——Big Daddy, you just said that whatever Daddy does is right, no matter what Daddy does, we must support him.

    Shut up.(Why not take him? Why?!)

    Yu Nian flipped through his phone and realized that transferring marital property is illegal, and he can't break the law knowingly.

    What if the protagonist Gong Shou doesn't report He Xingque's operation of a black industry, but instead reports him for transferring marital property, and the big villain doesn't go to jail, what if he gets in?

    no.

    Still have to save some money.

    Yu Nian put down his phone and looked at the big and small villains.

    The big and small villains have innocent expressions: "Niannian/Dad, what's the matter?"

    Yu Nian asked: "Do I have a job? I should have a job, right? I'm sure I won't be supported by others alone."

    The big and small villains breathed a sigh of relief, they didn't just have to leave.

    "Yes." He Xiaohe replied, "Dad's job is an 'angel investor'."

    Yu Nian was puzzled: "What?"

    "That's right, Dad specializes in investing in others."

    He Xingque explained: "Niannian has a good vision and knows a lot of friends. He will invest in them and help them start a company."

    Yu Nian happily asked, "For example?"

    I didn't expect him to have an investment vision. He is a master at pointing stones and targeting emerging industries, which is very good.

    He Xiaohe snapped his fingers: "The grandfather who made Roujiamo in the food street was about to close down the year before last, so my father invested in grandpa in order to be able to eat Roujiamo in the future; last year he invested in the mutton noodle shop next door; this year he has not yet invested.But before Dad got into a car accident, the owner next door, who sells Liangpi, was already contacting Dad."

    He Xingque added: "These shops are doing well now, and if you invest in them for a few more years, the entire food street will have your investment."

    Yu Nian scratched his hair.

    Hmm... Although it's different from what he thought, it's still acceptable.

    "Dad also opened a studio."

    "What studio?"

    It seems that I am still a versatile little expert, with multiple careers and blossoming in all aspects.

    "Dad likes to read online novels very much, but many authors stop writing after writing, so Dad bought their novels and asked them to continue writing."

    Yu Nian gave a thumbs up: "It fits my identity quite well."

    "Father still wants to act in novels by himself."

    "I see, I have multiple vests, don't I? I'm an investment expert in the industry, a gourmet investor, a gourmet connoisseur, or a popular starlet with countless black fans, right?"

    ——"Wife of the wealthy little salted fish, how many vests do you have?""

    I've read it over the years, with multiple vest scripts.

    Yu Nian touched his hair confidently, he still looks pretty good.

    "No." He Xiaohe said in a low voice, "Dad's acting skills are too bad, and his singing is out of tune, which drove the teacher away. Fortunately, the director and screenwriter are friends of Dad, so they didn't get angry. Now the studio is in charge of filming, and Dad is in charge.Pay."

    "..."

    The vest dream of the rest of the year was shattered.

    He Xingque comforted him: "Niannian, I think your acting skills are very good."

    Yu Nian blinked his eyes: "Really?"

    "Really." He Xingque nodded solemnly, "I think it's very good, but the current entertainment industry is not suitable for Niannian, Niannian is too simple."

    Yu Nian gave him a high five: "That's right, I thought so too."

    friend of the heart.

    He Xiaohe hastily raised his hand to speak: "I also think Dad is very suitable to be a big star."

    No matter what, flattery cannot be left behind.

    Yu Nian still has a small fan base, referring to He's father and son.

    Yu Nian wanted to learn more about his work, but it was already his nap time.

    The family doctor told him to rest more and see when he could recover his memory automatically.

    The big and small villains followed the doctor's orders and escorted Yu Nian to take a nap.

    Yu Nian was lying on the bed, He Xiaohe changed into pajamas, climbed onto the bed, and got under the quilt.

    "Dad, I'll take a nap with you."

    Yu Nian opened his arms towards him: "Okay."

    He Xingque lifted the quilt on the other side: "Niannian, I will accompany you..."

    Yu Nian pulled the quilt tightly: "Eh? Ehhhh!"

    A certain CEO surnamed He should not take the opportunity to climb into bed!

    Was scared out of the echo.

    He Xingque sighed, and covered him with a quilt: "Good afternoon, my little star."

    Yu Nian waved to him: "Good afternoon, my big benefactor."

    Yu Nian had been worrying about this family all morning, and it was only now that he could lie down and rest.

    A hard morning.

    With the curtains drawn, the room was immediately darkened, making it suitable for sleeping.

    He Xingque withdrew lightly, and before leaving, he told Yu Nian that if he got a headache, he must call someone in time.

    Yu Nian stretched out his hand from under the quilt and said "ok" slightly.

    He Xiaohe hugged his father and asked softly, "Dad, do you really want to be a star?"

    Yu Nian yawned and slipped under the blanket: "Not anymore."

    "Dad has a lot of fans too."

    "Where?"

    "Dad's video account."

    Yu Nian opened his eyes: "Really?"

    I still have this thing?

    Interested.

    He Xiaohe took Yu Nian's phone from the bedside, unlocked it with Yu Nian's face, then opened the video software and clicked on Yu Nian's account.

    "it's here."

    Yu Nian took the phone: "This is still my dream in high school, to be a travel... funny blogger?"

    This video account is mainly used for recording life in Yu Nian.

    In the beginning, it was all videos of Yu Nian playing games. At some point, the content of the videos gradually changed and became his daily pranks.

    [Mr. He was on a business trip, renovated the apron, and pulled out a huge banner saying "Welcome to Tang City x", making him think he was flying in the wrong place]

    Yu Nian:?

    "Xiao Zai Zai fell asleep, and secretly transported him to the set of the Meow Team, making him think he was in a cartoon"

    Yu Nian:??

    "My favorite Roujiamo shop is facing bankruptcy crisis, so I try my best to raise investment for my grandpa, and help him sign up for the Mi Olin Cooking Competition"

    Yu Nian:???

    Yu Nian's pranks are rich and colorful.

    Yu Nian: So I'm not a starlet, I'm a comedian.

    The author has something to say:

    Click to watch "The Prank of Overturning Cars: Mr. He always thought he was talking to Niannian Jiangjiang Niangniang in X Tang City"

    Niannian is not a full-time prankster, so there should be no description of making videos in the follow-up

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