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byThe black truffle successfully aroused the cub's interest. Zhuobao stepped on his short legs and followed Lu Yu's brother with a click, and then he heard the other party ask, "Zhuobao, do you know what kissing means?"
An Yuzhuo: "I know."
Isn't kissing the most common way for children to express their love?
Although he has never raised a baby himself, he has seen some. In his last life, Mr. Xiao An heard complaints from his colleagues that his daughter was kissed by a kindergarten boy, which made the old father very angry. Later, he found out that his daughter is also a kissing fanatic.Devil, when you meet a child you like, both male and female, you should enthusiastically give it a go.
So for a child, a kiss is roughly the same as a handshake for an adult.
Zhuobao: "A good friend can kiss, I know."
Lu Yu blurted out: "...No!"
Zhuobao: "?"
Brother Lu Yu looked at him with an expression of "Sure enough, you don't understand anything", and explained solemnly: "It's not good to be a good friend, you need someone very important, Zhuobao, in the future, anyone who asks you to kiss him will not do it."Promise."
An Yuzhuo: "?"
No, are you so double-standard?Didn't you just let me kiss you a minute ago?
Zhuobao: "...why?"
Lu Yu said with a straight face: "Because we boys must know how to respect ourselves."
An Yuzhuo: "????"
What kind of male virtue teacher is this?
President Xiao An is in awe, no wonder, in the last life, haven't heard any gossip about Mr. Lu for so many years. As a rich, handsome, handsome man with abs, there must be many suitors, but he has always kept himself clean... It turns out that he wasIs it a belief engraved in the bone marrow?!
Lu Yu: "You can only kiss the most important person."
He added in a low voice: "So apart from your parents, and me, Zhuo Bao can't kiss anyone."
...It turned out that it was not a double standard, but that I was classified as the "most important person" team.
Wait, did he exclude An Jin?
"Brother Lu Yu..."
"Just remember it." Lu Yu strode forward, "Let's go, I know where the black truffle is."
Zhuo Bao was attracted by this explosive new news, and followed suit: "You know? How did you know?!"
Huang Peijie behind the monitor also sat up straight: "?"
How would he know?Impossible, it should be a hoodwink, the film crew never disclosed the black truffle to any of the children, Lu Yu must have just guessed.
"I just introduced in the car that black truffles are very expensive and rich in protein and amino acids..." Lu Yu never forgot, and he memorized the words of the guide aunt almost verbatim.The staff behind the monitor were dumbfounded.
Lu Yu analyzed: "If black truffles were so easy to dig, they wouldn't be so valuable. Isn't it a waste of time for the guide aunt to introduce black truffles for so long? So I guess, there must be some on this mountain."
"..."
An Yuzhuo automatically played Conan's music in his mind, and Edogawa Lu Yu in front of him continued to analyze: "Mostly, the uncles and aunts of the program group put it in in advance, but they must be afraid that they can't find such an expensive thing., I must have made a mark. So I didn’t search for places where mushrooms are easy to grow, but looked for artificial marks, and I found this black truffle.”
An Yuzhuo: "!!!!"
Zhuo Bao only had the word awesome left in his mind, and exclaimed again and again: He deserves to be the future Mr. Lu!
Sometimes you have to admit that people are different—the factory settings are different.For example, the full-level human cub in front of him has a way of thinking that is not at the same level as others.
Coincidentally, when this episode was aired, Conan’s BGM was tacitly matched in the later stage, and the ratings once soared to the first place in the same period, and the audience’s discussion also exploded:
——I never thought that watching a baby show can be so brain-burning!
——As an adult, I didn't expect it at all!Isn't this kid too smart?
——I know Lu Yu, who sat in front of me during the college entrance examination, and I copied him [doge].
——??He is so smart!Looking back, I beat up my son who was the same age as Lu Yu but knew how to eat.
——Lu Yu's IQ, this aura, really looks like a bully boss, Zhuobao was stunned, his eyes are so cute hahahaha, like the boss's little wife (no)
——Sister, be more confident, Mr. Lu just lied to Zhuobao to kiss him, hahahahaha
——It's a pity that his family conditions are not good, and there is no way to give him a better education
——I don't understand, if I have such an excellent son, I will pay him to go to the gifted youth class. What's wrong with his mother being a nanny?The nanny salary is very high, and the live-in nanny has no expenses, and there is no need to pay taxes!To be so stingy to him, maybe it wasn't his own.
—— Zhuo Bao stared blankly at brother Lu Yu, so cute!What to do, Zhuobao and Linda's childhood sweethearts are good friends, and Zhuo Bao and brother Lu Yu are also good friends!It's hard to choose.
——It’s different for me, whichever pair I broadcast to [doge]
Huang Peixie's face turned green behind the monitor, and it took him a long time to force out his voice: "He, he... didn't mention that there were supernormal children when he invited the guests."
The others were also shocked to the point of losing their voices: "..."
The producer said weakly: "Why don't we quickly remove the mark?"
"No way. Playing with kids and cheating, do you want "Baby is Coming" to be scolded in the headlines?" Huang Peijiao said, "Since you are seen through, let it be, maybe it will become a highlight of the show." And theyBuried very scattered, how can it be so easy to find.
Classmate Lu Yu and Zhuobao are wearing the same bright yellow raincoat and rain boots of the same style, walking hand in hand along the mountain road, gradually separated from other children, and the surrounding scenery is becoming more and more primitive, full of long forestsFeng Cao, Yu Yu Qian Qian.
The two little bean diced yellow and orange are even more cute.
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