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"What's the sound? Fuck me, it scared me!"

"Mobile, it's okay."

"Did you drop your phone? Brother Lu, how is it? Didn't it break?"

"It's okay, I caught it."

"Oh, that's good!... Zhuo Bao, what are you asking?"

——An Yuzhuo suspects that his roommates also read the hot post, and now they accidentally slipped the tongue and called him "Zhaobao"!

But he didn't care about it, he was still thinking about Xiao Xinxin's request, and continued to ask: "Do you know how to chase girls? Share your experience."

"What? You still use us to teach? How good are you! Still want you to teach us."

An Yuzhuo raised his forehead: "I really don't know how to..."

Xue Wei asked gossipingly, "Do you have a girl you like? Who is it?"

Lu Yu suddenly squeezed the phone tightly, and his knuckles were slightly white because of too much force.

Dong Yuti said nervously: "It can't be Yanzi!"

An Yuzhuo: "...No! No, I don't have a girl I like, so I just ask around."

Dong Yuti let out a long sigh of relief: "That's good!"

Lu Yu also silently synchronized with Dong Yuti in his heart: That's good.

Dong Yuti said happily: "If Zhuobao is robbing me, then I have no chance at all!"

Xue Wei: "You can pull it down! It has nothing to do with Zhuobao. It has nothing to do with anyone that you have nothing to do with chasing Zhao Yanzi. It all depends on your unique conditions!"

Dong Yuti: "Ah... really?"

Dong Yuti was stupid, and it took a while to realize: "Fuck, are you calling me ugly?"

He casually grabbed a tissue and threw it vigorously: "Old Xue, are you itchy?"

Xue Wei: "Hahahahahahahaha!...Fuck, what is it? A used tissue? Ugh—you're disgusting!"

An Yuzhuo didn't react for a while, and blurted out, "Why are the used tissues on the bed?"

Both Dong Yuti and Xue Wei laughed obscenely: "You are still young, you don't understand—"

Dong Yuti: "When you grow up, you will understand. After a man matures..."

An Yuzhuo: "—Needless to say!" He understood.

Of course he understands this kind of thing, it's just that he has been a child for too long and has forgotten it.

An Yuzhuo's urge to buy bed curtains became more and more determined. He didn't want to accidentally see a roommate doing something indecent, it would hurt his eyes too much.

Dong Yuti: "By the way, didn't Zhuobao ask how to chase girls? Brother, I will give you some science..."

"cough!"

Lu Yu suddenly coughed: "Stop talking, I have to get up early tomorrow."

"Oh..." Dong Yuti said, "Then go to bed."

If someone interrupts at this moment, they will definitely not give face, and maybe even hurt the other party a few words, but Lu Yu is different, they are more or less afraid of him.

To be reasonable, Brother Lu has never bullied his roommates, but after getting along for so long, everyone naturally regards him as the "big brother", just like a pack of wolves would recognize the leader of the wolf.People don't listen to him.

Xue Wei also held the ground and said: "Sleep and sleep, tomorrow will be the last day of walking, and then I will be liberated! Good night!"

The room fell silent, An Yuzhuo didn't hear the answer, and turned over without interest.

There is still one day left, and there is still no way to help Xiao Xinxin.An Yuzhuo decided to be self-reliant, but his experience in love is really poor. Among the people he knows, the only person who can relate to these two words is An Jin.

In the previous life, Young Master An later went on a blind date with a well-matched wealthy daughter, and both parties seemed to be very satisfied, but Xiao An always passed away before the news of his brother's engagement, and he will never wake up.He does know a little about the process of blind dates, but... blind dates seem to be two different systems from high school students chasing girls. Even if they figure it out, they can't teach Xiao Xinxin.

And in this life, An Yuzhuo and Big Brother Cheap are quite close. From the first time An Jin gave a gift to a female classmate whom he had a crush on, to the Nth time An Jin broke up, An Yuzhuo was very clear about it, and it can even be said that he had a sense of participation.very strong:

Young Master An, who had just begun to fall in love, often bragged to his female classmates that his little star brother would do somersaults in order to deceive his female classmates to go home.

At that time, "Baby is Coming" was filming the third season. As the first-generation baby, Zhuobao, the aura of a starlet has not completely faded away, and still has a certain appeal. It really attracted a large number of sisters to the house.

Most of the older sisters who can be tricked into being guests by this kind of reason like cute children. Seeing that Zhuobao is so obedient and polite, such a beautiful little one, they can't help but get rua a few times.Especially when he met his elder sister who brought him candies, Zhuo Bao generously gave him a hug, and they got along very happily.

But what happened next?

An Yuzhuo recalled carefully, and then remembered in shock... It seems that none of them succeeded!?

Obviously, the ladies and sisters get along very well with him!Strange!... Although don't know why, this is a failed case, and it cannot be passed on to others as a high-quality experience.

...

Coincidentally, Lu Yu, who was separated by the bed, also remembered the interesting things in his childhood.

Zhuobao liked girls when he was young. When he was in elementary school, sometimes men and women were required to be paired up in physical education classes. The little girls in the same class were all vying to get Zhuobao; when he grew up, An Jin would take advantage of his parentsWhen not at home, ask female classmates to go home and do homework together, always under the banner of Rua Zhuobao.

Lu Yu was young at the time, and sometimes he did things based on his own likes and dislikes. In order to prevent his Zhuobao from being "robbed" by those big sisters, he deliberately told them the embarrassing things about An Jin.

Thinking about it now, he might have extinguished the flames of An Jin's first love many times.

...

Lu Yu still couldn't sleep, and finally took out his mobile phone again, covered it under the quilt, and quietly read the post just now. For the long night of insomnia, a mere two thousand floors is nothing at all.

But the further back, the more Lu Yu couldn't understand.

He knows all Chinese characters, but:

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