Chapter 50
by50 Chapter 50
For the sake of pregnant women who may experience fluctuations in IQ during pregnancy, I did not use the skilled business routine of sticking tape to the mouth and packing the express delivery.Throwing her into an alien galaxy to fend for herself, she was forced to apply for an IQ improvement... No, she enrolled in a training class for preparatory mothers, at least to understand the most basic knowledge of childbirth; and lost the last opportunity to take good care of pregnant women.Compassionate and patient, ruthlessly ordered her to continue to go to class from tomorrow——If her brain continues to rust, let alone raising children in the future, she will probably starve to death. I don’t want to bear the burden of such a fool for the rest of my life!
"But..." Nicole hugged the painful forehead that I hit with the nail box, "I'm carrying a heavy burden now, Celia! Didn't you say that I might be the hope for the future of mankind? And, even if this dragon is not meMy child, maybe I will give birth tomorrow, do you think it is okay to give birth in the training class...?"
No, no, you're thinking too much. I'm just saying that what's in your belly may be the hope for the future of mankind, but it's definitely not you. If it were you, mankind might as well be completely hopeless.
"It doesn't matter, as long as you dare to give birth, I will dare to deliver it for you."
I have tried all the shoveling palaces, what else can I not dare to do?
While stepping on the young dragon that wanted to take the opportunity to get into my skirt again (the young dragon had a blushing inexplicably on its face), I stepped harder and said, "Otherwise, you can help me!"I can open gifts, but there is still half a floor of the teaching building left unopened."
——Maybe there is a milk flavor that I have never drank on other planets that was given by someone else!!!
"Speaking of..." Nicole became a little excited again when she heard this, and she repeated the old saying: "Selia, can I be an Internet celebrity like you?! The recent talk about 'human women'The topic of the topic has suddenly become popular, and I think this is an opportunity!"
I glanced at her belly, and hummed inexplicably: "If you want to be caught and burned at the stake, feel free."
Nicole: "..."
"Then," she seemed to have thought of something, and asked hastily, "Is the matter with Draculas still unresolved? If this continues, the group of people I mentioned before will come to make trouble all the time—""
Well.
After such a long time, Miss Snow, who has only been troubled for a few hours, and has been eating, drinking, having fun and frantically swiping credit cards until now, have you finally thought of this matter?
Not easy, really not easy.
My meaningful eyes make Nicole's shoulders shrink more and more
Low, so I said: "It's done."
Although most of the Mario family's belongings were used by Senior Mengmeng on my "Plagiarized Joan of Arc" and wasted away, the troubles surrounding the family crest are still difficult to solve, but the one who was suddenly skinnedWell, it gave me some reminders.
Anyway, it is also a game within the blood clan, so after contacting the identity of the third blind date requested by my mother, I thought of a very good way.
That is……
"Blind date banquet? What does this mean???"
"literal meaning."
Throw the shrunken, relatively easy-to-clean dragon into the automatic flushing toilet and stir it happily. With Nicole looking at the devil, squatting next to it, adding a lot of laundry detergent and toilet cleaner, watching it being soaked by a lot of foamDrowning, unable to be straight anymore, in the struggle between life and death, I will soon be purified to pure body and mind, I replied in a fairly good mood, "Before, the blind date my mother set for me was said to be from the Che family.The heir—but why is it the Che family? Why can’t it be the group of people who troubled us? They are also nobles.”
——Is it more beneficial to marry a future pure-blooded human being or imperial princess, or is it more beneficial to trouble her?
This is the answer that a smart person can think of at once.
I used to be very proud of this clever plan to kill two birds with one stone, but it was difficult to find someone to show off. The letter to Xiao Lian should not reveal the malicious side, let alone the students, but it seems that it is no big deal to talk to Nicole,After all, she had shown me her most embarrassing side long ago—but when I was about to finish pouring out a large load of washing powder, seeing the little dragon's eyes rolled white and he fell into a half-dead coma, Nicole still didn't come out.There was no room for me to show off, which made me turn my head to look: "...?"
Nicole's face was pale, and she took three steps back again and again, with a look of death on her face: "That's right! Sai, Celia...you are actually the princess of the empire! Then I bullied you before...you will put meTo be executed?!..."
I:"?????"
How long has it been since I came in?Your reflex arc is a bit too long!
I thought to myself, I used to be bullied by my brother at home, people are more innocent and stupid; but now, we are grasshoppers tied by a string, I don’t want to bother with you, an idiot, but if you dare to boss me aroundGhostly...
Not to mention helping you abort, believe it or not, will kill you?
"..."
Probably out of self-awareness, Nicole listened obediently
She finally understood the self-contained plan of "using the fierce competition for mate selection within the higher blood race as bait and let them engage in suicidal competition"., can make them mess themselves up, and they can't care about the big dog Mario.
In fact, so far, in just a few days, there are only a few heirs with big surnames who are still competing with each other. It seems that the dean of the Che family was injured and couldn't deal with him.cousin...
Especially when my mother heard that the man surnamed Che was so weak, she immediately showed dissatisfaction. Just thinking about it made people cry for him.
These things I do are actually like raising Gu. Before the last Gu worm appears, I just need to drink tea and wait patiently. When the worm king comes out exhausted and thinks that I am reaching the pinnacle of my life, I will take advantage of his illness to kill him———My brother taught me thick black art, I have basically never forgotten it, and I usually use them to check and balance students.
Explain carefully to Nicole in the future not to open your heart to the little monster flying in from the window, or the universe will not be able to bear her heart sooner or later. I grabbed the dragon that had been entangled and was about to leave her address, but suddenly thought of something, turned around and asked casually:
"That kid...how do you feel?"
Nicole was still sighing and flipping through the mother-baby class she signed up for. She paused when she heard the words, parted her red lips slightly, and said a few words, but I didn't hear them at all, as if my brain had been disconnected.
"..."
Even, for a moment, I felt trembling all over, the surrounding voices buzzed suddenly, the whole space was distorted and deformed in an instant, Nicole's body seemed to be transformed into countless afterimages intertwined with black and white, the scene in front of me—The room, the table and chairs, the vanity mirror, the wardrobe... shook uncomfortably.
I heard someone whispering softly:
"You are the bone of my bones and the flesh of my flesh... I will always..."
An aggrieved grunt of the baby dragon interrupted the stagnant atmosphere.
The voice stopped abruptly.
After a while, I heard Nicole clutching her stomach and complaining:
"I always feel that this child has deformed my breasts. What if I get breast milk? It will destroy my perfect figure..."
I:"…………"
Milk before birth, do you think you are a buffalo?!
In short, at the end of this matter, I suddenly raised a dragon.
Golden animal eyes, sharp claws and tail as hard as steel, a body bigger than Kunpeng, a real dragon appearance like a burning red lotus when in a rage, and two pairs of big bones that can wipe out half a city when fully stretched.Wing——It is said that the origin is the old friend relationship with Cain and Lilith in the early days of evil chaos. Although the dragon clan has no history clearly recorded in the history books, there are many passionate and soul-stirring ancient and mighty epic ballads,They have all praised him. Seeing this, you must think that raising such a dragon who has experienced the vicissitudes of the universe and everything in it is very cool and majestic.
When I sent him to the police station and heard about his reputation, my impression changed a bit, and I thought the same way at first.
But when I heard the "19784432 times" prison experience, I was dumbfounded - even before Tartarus opened, he was a frequent visitor who was locked in the cave for a summer and autumn, and the gossip also said that TartarusTalos' sky tower prison was built especially for him, and I just...
I was speechless.
Is the prison father okay????
Moreover, after this guy broke the law again this time, he was still unwilling to go in. As the ancestor of a dragon, he lived a shameless life.As soon as you come to catch him, you growl and attack at them, and then quickly...
into my skirt.
Let me flush the toilet again.
so repeatedly.
And using violent means, once this ancient dragon is serious, no one can beat him.
Not to mention Yuli, who was just escorting him, even the officials who were in charge of his case all the year round, seeing this scene, I’m not sure if they saw in their eyes the tears of joy of “finally being able to get rid of this big boss”. In short, countless meetingsThe result of the negotiation was that this stylist, which no one can solve, was sentenced to release on medical parole and serve his sentence outside the prison-and I was his caretaker.
Looking at the officials kneeling in front of me, weeping bitterly and begging me for mercy, in line with the responsibility of the princess of the empire, I...
accepted.
The premise is to castrate his other straight.
On the day of the operation, the weather was sunny and sunny. I took the dragon who followed me to the summer palace every night and walked outside the closed windows to imitate the strong wind and pretend to be the wind.The operation was carried out under the silent watch of escort soldiers, doctors, and officials (mostly men).
During the whole process, I didn’t feel pressured at all since I didn’t understand dragon language. No matter what he was whining about, I just took it as him expressing “Hi, my evil dragon finally
Yu was castrated!"Happiness, since he doesn't change his human form anyway, it's no big deal if a mere pet is castrated - I'm also very happy and honored to be able to make a small contribution to the clean and beautiful social environment of the empire.
Of course, he was not happy at first. Although a dragon has wandered for countless centuries and has no family or relatives, he still has the might and dignity of a dragon—but he was discussing with several dragon officials while they were discussingFinally, I agreed again for some reason—I heard that for such a powerful advanced race, the deformity of any part of the body can grow back in a year or two at most, so after the operation, I enthusiastically helped him make an appointmentyears of surgery.
You are welcome.
I also gave him a name, simplified like Nicole, because the dragon's original name was Dionysus - as the beginning of his new life, I called him nomore-Dionysus, take the initial letter, referred to as nodieo, the translation of the common language is...
Nuo Di (did not hang up).
As my new favorite, Nuo Di can pick me up and drop me off to and from work. It is very useful and cool as a means of transportation. I no longer have to take a cheap Batmobile every day and be spit all over by the driver; and he is very good at training.Just throw my socks or shoes and let him arch, he will be happy to roll on the spot, stand up when he sits, and is also very good at darts with a toy ball. Although he is not furry, I bought a lotCute clothes for pet cats and dogs, I plan to wear them after training is almost done in the future - anyway, this guy can become bigger or smaller, even my favorite nostalgic toy, the balloon of ?? can change freely.
As a social animal teacher who lives on a big planet and has a lot of work pressure, it is also a pleasure to own a dragon—and, Nuodi also helped me successfully resolve the atmosphere of the two classes of AB and AB for some reason..
He took each of the children up to the depths of the blue sky in the sky, and played for a while. When they came down, there were no more troublesome children, but their faces were a little pale, except for French and Mei who still had a bad relationship and seemed to have a lot of grudges.Except for Lulu, we all became good friends.
I think.
And those so-called "fans" who occasionally boldly come to school to harass me, see the dragon tied at the school gate, and dare not come to disturb me casually. Everything is developing in a good way., will bring Nordi, my pet dragon, however...
I never expected, as if it was just not letting me have a good time, I just solved a problem, and then, within two days after I sent the group of perverted dragon knights back——
The Holy See sent me another bunch, which have been tuned|taught——
Black, dark, spirit, spirit.!
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