Chapter 58
by58 Chapter 58
I used to think that having wings was very handsome, and I dreamed that I was furry, and I was always jealous of Yuli. This is true.
But now I feel that growing wings is really uncomfortable, not only do I have to toss and turn every night when I sleep, but it also turns pink when I take a shower-soft, looks like slime tentacles, kind of scary, not to mentionIt's also itchy enough to torture people, ah ah ah, I'm going to scratch again here!
How do those cubs who have just started to grow wings bear it?
No wonder they love to rub against dirty walls at every turn!
As for the bastard Asuka who said he wanted to sacrifice his wings to me, he had a high fever and fell into a coma after sacrificing his wings. He might not be able to go on the supernova exploration that is about to sail, let alone make an appointment to pretend to be a couple and kill that cosmic diamond company.The selfish guy who does whatever he wants is really annoying, if he dies, I will definitely flog the corpse!
But the master is an asshole, so the servant must wipe his ass for him.After the consequences, he looked at me very confused at first, but when I showed those two pairs of newborn little wings, the ears of the snow-haired youth immediately turned crimson., get dressed quickly...!"
Phil apologized to me for more than an hour, and the next day, he sent someone to send several large barrels of extremely beautifully packaged winged cub baby powder—it is said that this is the bone of the most expensive aquatic dragon bred in the Cygnus galaxyGrinded, the price is very scary, one ounce is comparable to the rare high-level blood medicine on the market (I now suspect that their raw materials are all vampire phlegm), and it is still difficult to buy, it is a family of winged noblesfor.The agate powder that Phil gave me is enough to buy a large galaxy. He said that when the wings just start to grow, they need nutrition.Apply it every day for a little relief.
When I had already decided to go to a plastic surgery hospital to cut it off, Phil's act of relieving my urgent need was really tearful. After patting it like prickly heat powder every day, finally, I didn't itch anymore!
Super Plus enjoy!!!
And at this time, I began to feel that there are wings...
Really cool!
super cool!
Although it can only fly a few meters like a chicken at present, it will fall off, and the cub's wings
It is easy to be shy, and often shrinks back when exposed to sunlight and air for a little while. After all, it is so small, but it brings a lot of sense of accomplishment-it makes me feel that I have become a little bit special, and I am no longer that kind of person.Ordinary human beings with no strengths and no hair, thinking about this, I decided to wait until the next time I see Asuka, and I will not whip his corpse, at best, slap him down a few times.
When I was satisfied with the extra new gadgets and was busy experimenting with tricks, my mother contacted me, probably because of those blind dates again.
I will soon go on the first free interstellar trip, and go to see the Orion supernova with my students. I don’t know how many times this wish has been recited in French, and the existence of birds is removed. It also makes me look forward to it———So I plan to get rid of her no matter what my mother says this time, and get rid of those vampires who are fighting. Sometimes people can't be so selfless, and they have to think about themselves once in a while!
But my mother surprised me again.
"Mazzella is going on a blind date, and he has made an appointment with your echelon."
Sitting on the bed, the noble-looking woman in the red dress said lightly, and raised her foot slightly to let the servant pinch it more carefully, while I looked at her holographic projection and sprayed out a sip of water.
"puff"
who?Who is she talking about?Is that President Mazzella?
……What's happening here?!
In fact, I don't like chatting with my mother very much. I always have a subconscious and inexplicable fear of her.Although I like her very much, after all, she was the one who worked hard to give birth to me, but she hasn't been close to me since she was a child, and we have nothing in common. I don't like what she likes, and I never get involved——Look at what she said last time, "You just need to be pleased", "Everyone is an inferior toy compared to you"... These horror words should never be said by a mother to her daughter, how counterintuitiveSociety is anti-human. It can be said that it is completely contrary to my personal three views. I don't refute it because I respect my mother, but this time, I have to speak out:
"...Me and the President? Don't wow! We, we are completely two disjoint horizontal lines! Even if I am human, he doesn't have to be so hungry... Bah," can't say this about this awesome man,So I changed the words, "...So, miserable... He obviously still has a lot of choices!"
If it is because of genes, he will be very strong himself, and his offspring will not be worse. Giants are not extinct and do not need genetic stability; if it is because of status, then this statement is even more ridiculous. My father Mamon's national popularityNot as tall as him.I have always felt that an existence like Mazzella should at least
Marry a virtuous wife—that is, someone who almost matches him in terms of ideological realm, strength, and conditions. There is no need to wrong yourself. He really doesn't need to find an idiot human woman.
Look at my past blind dates, what kind of existence are they?...They are all angels who are about to become extinct, paranoid bloods who emphasize that bloodlines must be noble, or AIs that simply suffer from the second disease.It is said that they are young talents, but they are actually young brats.There are indeed many families in the universe who place their hope in future generations, so they raise human women in captivity and let them give birth to children; but there are also many people who dismiss this. They even prefer to treat human beings as ornamental animals.To spend this effort, or simply think that human beings are useless except to be good-looking-it can only be said that this is the difference in the views of different races and big families for hundreds of millions of years, there is nothing to evaluate, but people have mixed up with the status of the president.superior……
It is necessary for him to do this?
Have it?
Not at all!
...Could it be that his brain was eaten by some alien worm when he came back from the Andromeda galaxy?
Me: "Mom, this Mazzella, could he have lost his mind? Why do you have to wait in line for me? Although giants can shrink in size, they match humans... It's strange, this should be himHis subordinates circled all the unmarried noble women for him, right?"
Even this kind of person is eager to get married, isn't he very young, this universe is really crazy.
Mom's red lips are slightly curved. Sometimes, I think she is more lazy than my brother: "Don't you like giants?"
how come!
Thinking of those who have helped me the most along the way, I shook my head quickly, giants are very gentle!
I said honestly: "I didn't mean to say that the giant race is bad, I like this race very much, but, I really feel that we are not suitable..."
For example, body shape, there are too many kinds——
Mom said: "But he likes you very much."
I was shocked, "What? We haven't met before! Don't tell me it's because of recent events... those messy things..."
After working for a long time, the president turned out to be a character who easily likes Internet celebrities?
This melon really makes my stomach hurt, I'm not happy at all...
My mother shook her head slightly at the servant, who immediately bowed and retreated docilely. She jumped off the big bed deftly. Her red toes looked very delicate. This ageless, mature and sexy beauty chuckled at me.explain:
"Baby, when did you start remembering things, do you still remember?"
I scratched my head and thought for a while: "Maybe around five or six years old, I don't seem to remember the previous ones..."
Mom: "Do you know why? Because Xiuya got angry once, and he ate all your previous memories and replaced them with his own imaginary ones. Hehe, that silly boy."
Me: "...Brother?! Why did he do this???"
Mom: "When you were young, you were very fragile when you were born, but you were surrounded by evil creatures, demons, werewolves, vampires, etc. At first, I was worried that you would not be able to raise you, so I sent you to the gathering place of giants. TheyIt is the most gentle race in this universe to cubs, with endless patience, at that time, the people who take care of you are Mazzella's parents."
"..." The first time I heard about this, I was so shocked that I didn't know what to say. It was amazing to be hooked up with someone I didn't know—so strictly speaking, my childhood sweetheart,In fact, it's not Yuli, but the current president?
………… This is a plot that normal people can’t even make up.
Mom: "I heard that you get along very well. When you were picked up, Mazzella cried, and after you came back, you often argued for giants, so Xiuya was very jealous. In a fit of anger, he threwThey eat it."
Me: "...that's why I was unresponsive and stupid when I was a child? Because I was always in a daze, cried a lot, and at school..." I was always bullied!
My brother mistaken me!!!
Mom: "But then again, my little baby, why do you always like these challenging races? You see, angels are very good. They are so beautiful. They are more beautiful than vases and porcelain. They are very good at home.Not bad; the AI is also very obedient and completely loyal...Your taste is too different from mine...Maybe the devil just likes to be stimulated. Thinking about it this way, I really shouldn't—"
Shouldn't what?Shouldn't marry dad?!
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So I didn't care about sorting out the chaotic thoughts at the moment, and jumped up and covered my mother's mouth, "Heaven, angels are very good, really good, and the furry wings are the best! AI is also good... um, mom, dad, he recentlyHow is it? Did you sleep comfortably? Do you clean his horns regularly?!"
Once the big devil falls into a deep sleep, a lot of magma will flow out of its horns, and it will be very uncomfortable if you accidentally submerge yourself, and some will be burned——
Mom tilted her head and thought for a while, then smiled slightly, and said something that finally made me happy: "Your father, I went to his lair to check recently, and he seems to be waking up. Since you are leaving the galaxy recently, then he can go home by the way, if he can see his favorite daughter the first time he wakes up, he will be very happy."!
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