Chapter 115
byChapter 115
Roudun stood up and looked at the suitcase he had pulled up very proudly, and then said with a small mouth: "I want the fathers to take a look."
As he spoke, he was about to lift the suitcase up from the ground. Although the small suitcase was a piece of cake for an adult, it was a bit heavy for a human cub who had just turned four years old. After all, the fat kid was afraid that his father would not be alive.Money was spent, and two piggy banks were stuffed into it.
I saw Roudun's round body standing up from the ground. The people from the program team looked at it and wanted to step forward to help.
Unexpectedly, the little guy just heard a "hey!" and his chubby little arms directly picked up the suitcase that fell on the ground.
After picking it up, he didn't forget to pat his little chest and praise himself, "Dundun!"
The thumb popped out of the little fist, "Awesome!"
For a while, the program staff stretched out their hands to help but had nowhere to go.
——
"What kind of operation do I praise myself for?"
"Hahahaha, there are some things about this bastard that are exactly like my mute husband."
"Dundun is really strong. There is also his father's pocket money in it."
"Fuck, he really lifted it up."
"Ahhhhhhh it's so cute. I asked Dundun politely what color sack he likes."
"My mute husband gave birth to a cute baby for me."
"Very good, Lin Qiong! You succeeded in making me a painless mother!"
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The staff member interrupted, "Are you planning to carry the baby there?"
Roudun opened his big eyes and blinked twice at the staff, then pressed his little meaty claws on the suitcase.
Snapped
The lever popped out.
Program team:…
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"Hahahahaha, this kid is awesome."
"Dundun: I'm just strong, but I'm not stupid."
"Hahahahahaha why the show crew became so funny as soon as we arrived at Lin Qiong's place. Is it contagious?!"
"This kid is so funny that he can be serious."
"Wow, the baby is really cute. Is this the attraction of human cubs?!"
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Roudun pulled the lever and then stepped forward with his short legs, "Uncle, I'm going to find dad now."
With that said, he went to the third floor.
Staff: "Baby, uncle, help you carry your luggage, otherwise you won't be able to go up the stairs."
Unexpectedly, Roudun shook his head, "No need, Dundun's own affairs..."
Barrage: "Do it yourself!!!"
The staff was embarrassed. It would be bad if the little one bumped into her. "How can the baby go up the stairs?"
Roudun pointed not far away, "Dundun, take the elevator."
As soon as the little guy finished speaking, everyone looked at the place where the chubby little finger was, and saw that there was an elevator with two doors wide.
There is also a small sticky hook on the wall of the elevator entrance, with a long Mickey Mouse cartoon hand hanging on it, which is obviously used by human cubs to press the elevator.
Program team:…
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“Poverty really limits imagination hahaha.”
“There is an elevator at home!!!”
"What's going on with the program crew today? It's like waterloo. Hahahahaha."
"The shady guests and the shady program team are hahahaha, absolutely amazing."
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Dundun said, "Uncle, Dundun will take you there."
After saying that, he walked to the elevator with his suitcase and picked up the long pole. The elevator door opened with a sound. Zaizai and a few people walked in. However, there were enough people from the program team plus the stylist and assistant hired for Lin Qiong.Eight people, obviously a bit crowded.
At this time Roudun stepped out on his own, "It's too crowded. Uncles, please go up first. Dundun will wait for the next trip."
As soon as the little fat boy said something, a group of adults were in a hurry. They didn't expect that the other party was so sensible at such a young age.
"No, Dundun goes first."
Unexpectedly, the little guy was carrying a suitcase and said, "Dad said we should respect the old and love the young."
staff member:……
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"Lin Qiong, as expected of you."
"Ah ah ah, Dundun is really well educated."
""Respect the Elderly and Love the Young""
"Hahahahaha, the program team suddenly aged."
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While Dundun and the program team were discussing who should go up first, Fu Xingyun also successfully lifted Lin Qiong out of bed.
Maybe Lin Qiong was also afraid of missing her old man after going out, so she had been clinging to him for three days before departure. At eight o'clock in the morning, Lin Qiong was sitting on someone's lap, so sleepy that she fell on top of him.
"Xingyun."
The other party's voice was lazy and weak, like a lazy cat being coquettish.
"Want sleep."
Fu Xingyun looked at the man's open collar, his eyes darkened, "The people from the program team are here."
Lin Qiong hugged the man's neck without opening her eyes, "Sleepy."
Fu Xingyun didn't say anything, he just started to rub the other person's waist. After sitting there for a while, Lin Qiong slowly woke up, but he didn't want to let go of the other person's hand.
Seeing that the man had no expression on his face, he whispered in his ear: "I will miss you."
As he spoke, he winked at people. Whether it was before or now, Fu Xingyun always disliked him.
Fu Xingyun lowered his eyes and looked at him, "What did you call me?"
Lin Qiong blushed, "Daddy."
The man was satisfied after hearing this. Just when Fu Xingyun was about to ask for something more, there was a knock on the door from outside.
"Dad, Daddy! It's Dundun!"
Her son's voice came from outside the door, and Lin Qiong was so frightened that she almost fell off Fu Xingyun.
Knowing that there would be no intimate time since the program crew wanted to film Lin Qiong, Fu Xingyun raised his hand and pinched Lin Qiong's chin and pecked her face a few times, and then he calmly planned to open the door.
Dundun was waiting outside the door with a small suitcase. The next moment the door suddenly opened. Dundun stamped her feet excitedly and looked at the tall man in front of her with a bright smile, "Daddy!!!"
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"wsl..."
"Daddy passed away peacefully."
"Mr. Fu looks so manly even without showing his face. I really love the veins on his arms!!"
"Let me see if my mute husband is in there."
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Dundun looked at Fu Xingyun and then pointed to his suitcase, "Daddy, Dundun made it himself."
Dundun's education is like this. He is strict when he should be strict, but when he should be praised, Fu Xingyun, as a father, is not stingy because he feels that his son does not need any percussive education. After all, there will be many persecutions in the future to teach him how to behave..
He raised his hand and rubbed his son's furry head, "It's great."
Dundun was very satisfied after being praised, "Show it to daddy."
As he spoke, the little head looked inside, "What did Daddy and Daddy do in there just now?"
Fu Xingyun froze, then broke the jar and said, "I'm working overtime."
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"Hahahahaha God is working overtime, can Mr. Fu also be serious and funny?"
""work overtime""
"So you're having sex inside, right?"
"I am Mr. Fu, a man who has sex every day."
"Boss Fu is really the ideal type, and he's also good to children."
"Mr. Fu: I don't show my face anyway, shyness is not mine."
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At this moment, Lin Qiong also changed her clothes and walked out, "Rou Dun."
The little guy's eyes lit up, "Dad."
Lin Qiong raised her hands to pick up her son from the ground, and kissed her sweet little face several times, making the little guy giggle.
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"Lin Qiong! Lin Qiong!!!"
"Come out, come out, my mute husband who has been away for half a year!!!"
"Lin Qiong finally showed up. It was so heartwarming. Only then did I realize that the baby's eyes looked like Lin Qiong's."
"The sense of substitution is very strong. These are already my husband and children."
"I want to move in. I hope Mr. Fu won't move out on his own."
"I like your wife, remember to close your door!!"
"Boss Fu is always away from home, you're right."
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Roudun saw Lin Qiong holding the suitcase with her little finger, "Dundun did it. I brought my favorite thing for dad."
Lin Qiong smiled and said, "What is it?"
The meat-dump angel smiled and said crisply: "Money!"
Lin Qiong:......
A good father is better than a son.
Roudun raised his chubby hand and touched Lin Qiong's face. After receiving praise from his fathers, his face returned to seriousness, "Did you pack your luggage?"
Lin Qiong then remembered, "Not yet."
Roudun patted his small chest and said, "Dundun, help dad collect it."
After saying that, Lin Qiong asked Lin Qiong to put herself down and ran into the room with a clatter of steps.
"Daddy! Help me."
After hearing this, the man also walked in, leaving Lin Qiong alone to face the program crew.
For a moment, he scratched his head in embarrassment and said, "Sorry, I got up a little late."
Program team: "It's okay, there are extenuating circumstances."
Lin Qiong:?
"The whole country knows you work overtime."
Lin Qiong was confused.
After the suitcases were packed, the family of three had breakfast again.
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"Fuck, am I right? This is the baby's third glass of milk."
"My God, it tastes really good."
"Zai Zai, drink a big cup! Drink!"
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After breakfast, Lin Qiong prepared to take her son to catch a plane. When she left, she looked back and looked at Wangfu Shi standing there with evil intentions and said, "Have a nice weekend, Mr. Fu."
Barrage:
"Lin Qiong: You can play by yourself."
"Hahahaha, this is the taste of freedom."
"Very good, a perfect provocation."
"Just go ahead and let your husband fuck you to death when you come back."
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The show will be filmed for a total of three months, and each time I choose to go out for three days and two nights on the weekend.
After getting on the plane, Lin Qiong took her son to sleep again. When she opened her eyes, she was already there. Then she drove to her destination, which was a small ancient town in the south.
Dundun looked at the scenery outside the window with big eyes, "Dad, it's so beautiful here."
Lin Qiong also looked at it, "Yes."
"Has dad been here before?"
"This is also the first time for dad to come."
Roudun looked out the window, "Then next time I come, I'll bring daddy with me."
Lin Qiong poked her son's chubby face and asked, "Are you happy to see other children later?"
Roudun nodded, "Be friends."
Lin Qiong took the little guy out of the car after the car was stable. The program team saw that the guests had almost arrived, and the program officially started.
After the host finished an advertisement, he began to introduce the rules of the program, "We need to live in a small ancient town for three days and two nights. We will do many games and challenges. Now the first challenge is to hand over the mobile phone and money. Of course, the childrenWe also need to hand over our toys, friends and snacks.
As soon as these words came out, not only the other children, but also the little adults stiffened.
The little girl from the wrestler's family burst into tears after hearing this.
"No, no, it's all mine, why should I give it away?"
The crying of other children also followed suit. The little boy from the actress's family jumped directly into his father's arms, while the little girl from the director's family didn't know what to do yet. She smiled happily when her father was about to take out the snacks.The little mouth also became deflated.
However, Lin Qiong's style suddenly changed.
Lin Qiong and Roudun stood there with shock on their faces and no movement at all.
Lin Qiong swallowed, "Do you want to hand it all over?"
Staff: "That's right."
Lin Qiong hesitated, "Actually, I don't want to say it."
"What?"
"I have a fatal disease that will kill you without money."
Staff: "Do you think I will believe it?"
Lin Qiong was completely devastated, "I can't live without money."
"..."
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"Hahahahahaha."
"What a handsome guy, but he has a mouth."
"Lin Qiong! Your son is next to you! He's so put away!"
"Promise! You still treat me as a father just like you did when we first got married! It's my fault too."
"There are a few dishes in front."
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While Lin Qiong was shocked, Roudun had already opened the suitcase and took out the two heavy piggy banks. He then looked at the rabbit doll Xiao Taozi gave him, and finally put the things into the basket with his short legs.inside.
But after all, he is still a four-year-old child. He couldn't bear to look at the doll Xiao Taozi gave him and asked: "Will you treat him well?"
Staff: "Of course."
Roudun nodded after hearing this, "Dundun believes in you."
This sentence can be said to be adorable and melted everyone's hearts.
Then he quickly returned to his father and said, "Dad, it doesn't matter. After you hand over the money, Dundun will earn it for you."
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"Good guy, the father next door coaxes his son, and this son Lin Qiong coaxes his father."
"Hahahaha, I'll earn it for you, Lin Qiong, do you hear me?!"
"Dundun is so good, my God, he is so sensible."
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Upon hearing this, Lin Qiong handed over a stack of RMB in his pocket.
The staff was surprised, "Why so much cash?"
Lin Qiong touched her head and said, "The guy at my house heard about collecting mobile phones and was afraid that I wouldn't have money to spend, so he brought me some money."
As he said this, he reluctantly watched the money being taken away.
After Lin Qiong came back, Dundun asked him to squat down, then opened his little arms and hugged his father's head, "Well done, well done."
Lin Qiong:......
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"Routan and his useless dad."
"I didn't know who the father was for a while."
""well done""
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But fortunately, it was the first filming of the show. Apart from fighting for a place to sleep, these three days and two nights went smoothly.
After the third day of filming, since the next stop was not far away, we arranged for each group of families to stay in a booked hotel for five days, and then go directly to the destination to avoid having to go back and forth.
However, Fu Xingyun, who was counting the days and waiting for his wife and son to come back, froze when he found out, and flew over the next day.
Although they were only separated for three days, in his eyes, a little separation was better than a wedding. He was afraid that there would be no one to take care of him when he and Lin Qiong got tired of each other, so he specially brought Fu Jinglin with him while he was on summer vacation.
Fu Jinglin thought he was going somewhere for vacation, but he didn't know he was going to a remote place. He asked with a stinky face, "Uncle, where are you?"
Fu Xingyun: "A place for people to stay."
"..."
After the two arrived at the hotel, the eyes of the father and son who had been watching Ultraman together lit up.
Lin Qiong was surprised, "Why are you here?"
Fu Xingyun: "Come and see you."
Roudun was also very excited when he saw Fu Jinglin, "Brother!"
Fu Jinglin liked this younger brother very much. He picked him up and said, "Let me see if you are heavy."
Roudun was so amused that he laughed.
Fu Jinglin looked at the crooked couple and said, "Let's go, I will take you to conquer the world."
Roudun's eyes suddenly brightened, "Are you like Ultraman?"
Fu Jinglin smiled confidently, "Like your brother."
Meat dumpling:......
It's not necessarily Ultraman who saves the world, it might be your brother.
Although Roudun didn't understand, he was shocked.
Fu Jinglin thought it would be nothing to play with the children, but after a day of taking care of them, he found that he was surprisingly tired. The next day, he let the little fat man play with his fathers while he lay down in the hotel.
It wasn't until Fu Xingyun found him on the morning of the fifth day that Fu Jinglin had just woken up.
After seeing Fu Xingyun, he sat up and asked, "What's wrong, uncle?"
Fu Xingyun didn't beat around the bush, "Do something."
Fu Jinglin was confused, "What's the matter?"
"You can bring meat dumplings to the next episode."
Fu Jinglin woke up immediately, "Shall I go?"
Fu Xingyun: "Yeah."
"Uncle, I can't fucking take care of the child."
Fu Xingyun frowned: "Pay attention to the way you speak."
"...Uncle, I can't take care of the child."
Fu Xingyun: "You can."
Fu Jinglin: "Who said that?"
"I."
"..."
I made people hate me last night, so much so that Lin Qiong is still too tired to get up. There are still three hours until the show starts, so it is not convenient for Fu Xingyun to show up. The only one who can be used now is Fu Jinglin.
Fu Xingyun raised his hand and patted his nephew on the shoulder, and began to brainwash him, "You can do it."
"No, I can't."
Fu Xingyun: "Men can't say no."
"..."
great.
After feeling suppressed by his bloodline again, Fu Jinglin embarked on the road of raising children.
But he turned around and thought about it, his uncle also taught him while he was studying when he was a child, and he didn't blame him.
Before leaving, Fu Xingyun did not forget to tell him, "Pay attention to the way you speak."
So when a handsome male college student who was nearly 1.9 meters tall appeared with a butt in his arms, everyone was stunned.
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"Fuck, what's going on, who is this handsome guy?"
"Where is my mute husband?"
"Ahhhhhhh who is he? He is so handsome!!!"
"Sihasha, a male college student."
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Roudun began to introduce him, "This is my brother named Fu Jinglin."
Program team: "Dear?"
Fu Jinglin: "His father gave it to him at his wedding."
"..."
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"Hahahaha, I know, this is Mr. Fu's nephew."
"Given as a wedding gift, the whole family is a fool."
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Staff: "Baby, why is your brother bringing you here this time? Where is dad?"
Rouduan said simply: "Dad is on a business trip."
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"Good guy, isn't this Lin Qiong's job? Where are you on a business trip?"
"After working overtime and going on a business trip, Lin Qiong doesn't want to lose my waist."
"So you can't get up after being fucked, right? I call you a prodigal."
"Dunzi, this kid is good at getting along. He doesn't treat us as outsiders at all."
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Although he had thought well before setting off, Fu Jinglin, a young man, was in a hurry just taking the children on the way in the car. He almost cursed several times, but in the end he held it back.
But after the vehicle drove into a remote mountain village, Fu Jinglin's face finally couldn't help but darken.
I thought to myself, what kind of place is this?
Then he picked up the meat dumpling and refused, "We will never live here."
Although it was a sunny day today, it had rained the night before. When he got out of the car, there was still a lot of mud on the ground. Fu Jinglin took a sharp breath, looked at Roudun again and directly pulled the little guy with one hand.Hug him.
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"Hold me with one hand, I love you so much."
"Does my brother have a partner?"
"Can I hold a 200-month-old baby?"
"This brother has a stinky face, but my sister likes him."
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Several groups of families had arrived not far away. Fu Jinglin kept holding the little guy in his arms for fear of stepping on the mud. However, he was also very dissatisfied with this tourist location and was in a bad mood. Besides, he didn't like having mud on his feet either., his brows were furrowed tightly.
While walking, the suitcase bumped into something and got stuck in a small mud puddle.
"Fuck!" Fu Jinglin couldn't bear it anymore, but as soon as he finished speaking, he met Roudun's innocent big eyes.
Fu Jinglin: "The grass grows and the orioles fly in February."
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