Chapter 7 Ignorant humans, don’t look down on my cat!
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date="2020-12-06"
title="Chapter 7 Ignorant humans, don't look down on my cat! "
weight="108724"
series = ["How Could This Cat Tease Me?"]
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"Isn't this Su Chi's cat? How did it come here?"
"Su Chi should have just passed by here too, wouldn't he be left behind?"
"Why is the leash on the cat missing?"
"Would you like to contact Su Chi to ask?"
...
The staff next to him faced the sudden "intruder" and talked about it. Xia Rong looked down at the cat who was scratching his trousers with his paw, and thought silently—
This is Su Chi's cat, it is Su Chi himself! ! !
He twitched the corner of his mouth to control his expression not to collapse, crouched down and picked up the cat, placed it on the self-service booth, and stared at it.
The cat stuck out the tip of his tongue and licked Xia Rong's fingers. The cat shook his head gently.
As if he understood its meaning, Xia Rong raised his head and made a silent gesture to the staff: "Hush, don't tell Su Chi first--"
The staff was unknown. Therefore, Xia Rong stretched out his hand and squeezed the cat's paw and said, "This is a good opportunity for our team to surpass them! Who calls Su Chi so stupid that he can lose his cat, and the cat followed us. Play with Chai, let him find it first!"
When talking about "Who made Su Chi so stupid", the cat's paw in his hand seemed to be pulled back unhappily. Xia Rong couldn't help laughing. He stretched out his hand and poked, and then rubbed his fingertips around the periphery of the curled paw, begging back and forth, and the cat's paw unfolded helplessly and let him rub it softly.
...I really don't know if this is Su Chi's limited stupidity after "transformation", or his own temper is such a good one? In my memory, I seem to have never seen Su Chi angry and angry...
Although induced by public opinion and various coincidences, Xia Rong has always regarded the other party as an imaginary enemy, but he does not seem to know the real Su Chi?
Thoughts only drifted away for a moment, Xia Rong couldn't help laughing when he thought that this well-behaved cat was "transformed" by Su Chi. He also saw the anxiety in Su Chi's eyes, but it's really not appropriate to say anything more at this occasion, where more than a dozen pairs of eyes are focused by the staff present. He guided the cat to turn over, clicked the screen, and smiled at the camera: "Anyway, I have to complete my own task first."
Fortunately, the screen is flat, and the cat version of Su Chi is lying on the platform, looking at the problem that appears on the screen, his ears are shaking slightly.
Xia Rong heard the staff whispering: "This cat is too good, why did Su Chi let it run?" "You look at it as if you can understand the topic, so cute." "However, it seems something is not so good." Same? Isn't it a fold ear? Can the ear stand up?"...
After hearing this, Xia Rong pressed the cat's ears with his fingertips, and said with a small smile, "Have you heard? You are a fold-eared cat."
The cat's ears under his hand trembled unwillingly, and finally slumped down obediently, shrank to the sides, trying to hypnotize himself as a "folded ear".
Xia Rong also intentionally or unintentionally blocked the cat's small body with his body, and began to focus on answering the question.
Since it is in the history museum, the questions that are basically related to history, Xia Rong is not afraid of this: the best things he learned in school are history and chemistry! As long as he is not allowed to do math problems, everything is easy to discuss!
Question 1: "Eternal Regret" describes the love story of which emperor of the Tang Dynasty? A: Tang Xuanzong; B: Tang Taizong; C: Tang Zhenzong.
Stars in the entertainment industry generally do not have a high level of education, and Xia Rong estimates that the program group will not produce some outrageous topics. Now, it is true. For the first question, he confidently chose "A", and then the prompt "Answer Correctly" popped up. The next questions went smoothly, and he repeated four questions in one breath, making Xia Rong almost think he could just do it. Complete the task in one go...until the fifth question.
Question 5: "The use of the Pythagorean theorem in "Nine Chapters of Arithmetic" to solve various problems is about three centuries earlier than in the West. Then, if a, b, and c are the hook, strand, and string of the Pythagorean shape, then ..."
Xia Rong is so black!
——A good history question! Why is math again! This touched his blind spot of knowledge!
The camera clearly recorded his frowning face and scratching his cheeks at the moment. Xia Rong used his hand to draw a sketch next to him for a long time. After a long time, he simply thought about it and decided to try his luck at random to choose one. If it is wrong, the big deal will come again—
May there be no math problems in heaven!
Just as he was about to press one at random, a cat claw fell off before him.
The cat version of Su Chi magnificently used the meat pad to shoot twice the "C" option: choose this! Choose this!
The touch screen here also cannot read the cat's "hand", so Ren Su Chi took two shots, and the title page still remained motionless. Xia Rong stretched out his hand and scratched his chin, turned his head and said to the camera: "Still not blinded, I decided to follow the instructions of the cat owner."
The staff all laughed softly. It seems to be amused by Xia Rong's choice of "blind cat and dead mouse", but if this section is included in the feature film, it should have a good program effect, so no one stopped him.
Xia Rong sneered in his heart: Ignorant humans, don't look down on my cat, okay! If it wants to show off, I can also make it perform 100 questions in a row!
...But just don't know the fate of this cat, which laboratory was sent to study and dissection.
Of course Xia Rong couldn't bear to let the cat version of Su Chi be sent for autopsy, so he thought about it in his heart, and then decisively pressed the "C" option following Su Chi's "instructions".
It turns out that Su Chi is just as smart even with a cat's head. The big four words "Answer Correctly" appeared on the screen, indicating that Xia Rong successfully cleared the customs and completed the task.
Most of the staff felt that "the blind cat had a dead mouse", and this person and cat happened to be mistaken; however, some people couldn’t believe it and thought the cat was real and wanted to come up and touch it. Tease it. The cat version of Su Chi lay on the spot and didn't move, but his paws were silently revealed, which was shimmering.
Xia Rong guessed that this paragraph would not be cut in, so he leaned back relaxedly, slapped the cat's back, and smiled: "Leave it alone, hurry up on the next paragraph. Have my teammates finished the task?"
I communicated with the on-site director who filmed him, and came back and said: "Zhang Xin is almost done, Gao Junming should take a while."
Xia Rong also got the clues for the next stage. He opened the task card and took a look at it. It said "The highest point of S city."
This clue seems to indicate a location, "the highest point in S City", does it mean the Pearl TV Tower in S City? However, there is only one location, which seems to have no beginning and end. It should be waited for Zhang Xin and Gao Junming to come over and put their clues together to get a complete mission clue.
Xia Rong held Ying Dan in his arms and Xiao Chai in his hand, feeling that he was so beautiful: "I am the fastest to finish it, so shall I wait for them to come and meet?"
The director nodded and motioned for him to answer correctly again. Xia Rong touched the head of the cat in his arms, and thought for a while, "Can you give me a lounge? I didn't rest well last night, I want to take a rest and wait for them to come."
The people at the scene exchanged ideas, and the cameraman said that he had already taken enough footage, and it would be no problem to shoot again from Zhang Xin and the others. So the director waved his hand and let Xia Rong go to rest temporarily.
With a "tired but polite" smile, Xia Rong stood in the lounge and waved goodbye to the staff. When the door closed, Xia Rong turned around, just short of the silver gradation standing on the coffee table. The fur cat faces each other.
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