Chapter 28 I should be under the bed, not here.

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date="2020-12-06"

title="Chapter 28 I should be under the bed, not here. "

weight="108745"

series = ["How Could This Cat Tease Me?"]

mode = "manual"

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An orange cat is thinking in the moonlight.

A light orange and milky orange cat, with her legs spread out, sits on a soft hotel bed, bathed in the moonlight, thinking quietly.

A plush light orange and creamy little orange cat...

Xia Rong said: Don’t think anymore, damn it, this is definitely not a dream!

He lifted his paw, and put a meat pad on the face of the sleeping cat beside him: "Don't sleep, Su Chi! Why are you sleeping on my bed!"

After waking up, Yin Gradueng Ying had a good attitude and honestly explained: "Because you forgot to close the door."

Xia Rong: "..."

Yesterday the program group arranged for them to live in a large suite with exactly six rooms, one for each person. It is said to enhance the relationship between the members and to facilitate the game activities the next day. Xia Rong had already closed the door once when he entered, and when he entered a separate room, he felt the same as entering his own bedroom. When he was extremely tired, he might indeed forget to lock the door.

Well, if this is the reason, it does make sense...

What a ghost!

I didn't lock the door. Is that the reason why a cat sleeps quietly next to me in the middle of the night? Think I haven't learned the relationship between phenomenon and essence, when I am stupid?

Su Chi apparently found that this reason was not enough to fool Xia Rong, so he changed it if he knew it was wrong: "Because I sensed in advance that I might become a cat, I wanted to come knock on the door and discuss it with you, but found that you didn't lock the door and slept well. I'm still very familiar. I can't bear to wake you up, and I'm also very sleepy, so I fell asleep accidentally."

Although Xia Rong didn't know how he could "accidentally" sleep silently next to him, but he didn't think there was any need to pursue so many details. Maybe he really slept too hard by himself? Now his main question is not this: "Didn't you say that you can basically control and switch back and forth between cats and people?"

"Yes." Su Chi calmly said, "That's because I still sensed that you have to transform yourself."

Xia Rong lowered his head and glanced at his furry cat's body, and was speechless: "..."

"Why can't I feel it myself, but you can feel it?" Xia Rong was puzzled, "I never felt it before, when will you be transformed."

"Maybe it's because you have become late, and your proficiency is not enough." Su Chi said, "How long is it from dawn? We have to hurry up, otherwise the program team may not have anything else out after dawn. , I think it’s definitely ulterior motive for us to live in such a big suite."

When Xia Rong heard this, he felt that what he said was very reasonable, and suddenly became nervous. Based on his memory, he went to the bedside and pulled over the mobile phone that he had thrown aside last night. Su Chi was there to teach him how to separate the claws to accurately slide the screen lock and check the time.

The screen of the phone showed that it was 4:30 in the morning, about seven hours after Xia Rong fell asleep, and the sky outside began to lighten slightly.

The last time Director Xu brought a camera to "sneak attack", it was only 5:30 in the morning, and this time it was the second day of the recording. Everyone slept in the big suite. They may not be notified in advance.

Thinking about it this way, Xia Rong felt even more pressing for time. Su Chi's big and round cat eyes gleamed bright and sharp in the dark: "It's not too late, let's start now."

The little orange cat sitting opposite him also nodded solemnly.

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In the dimly lit room, a silver graduating British short and a small Chinese garden orange cat, heads next to their heads, seem to be lying close together.

The scene of these two cats grooming each other's hair is being staged.

Because of the various omissions of the two lazy cats, the dialogue seems a bit fascinating at first glance——

"(Adding fur to the cat) This is the first time I have done this..."

"(Tianmaotiande) My tongue is sour, I can't do it (really tired, I don't want to do it)..."

"You go down a little bit, (it's time to back) I can't reach..."

"Don't keep moving, (the chaos kicked me) hit me (head) strangely..."

"Meow oops..."

"Meow oops oops oops!"

...

Xia Rong: So obviously the two-legged beasts sound like "meow 嗷嗷" and "meow 嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷", what is there to think about!

Are they as pure and upright as the snow in the Tianshan Mountains!

I can't help but we are just two kittens--!

Before dawn, the two kittens who were busy grooming their hair were really hardworking.

The orange cat version Xia Rong couldn't help but feel deeply grateful: the program crew still reserved some for the artist in the room where they slept, without a monitor or monitor. Otherwise, if the two of them have just changed back and there is no time to cover up, once they are discovered by accident, then they jump into the Yellow River and can't clean up version 4.0, I am afraid it will be staged again...

No, what time should it be now? Forget it, too many times, he is too lazy to count.

At 5:20 in the morning, the program group came out with a "surprise attack" without any new ideas.

Xia Rong was sitting on the bed wearing a big white vest with fish-eyed eyes, watching the director lead a group of cameras, pushing a "big turntable" enthusiastically, and announcing that he would start the "screaming game" from him.

He can only rejoice in his heart. Fortunately, he and a certain cat, after licking each other's fur for more than half an hour, had successfully transformed back into human form five minutes ago.

The few seconds when they had just changed back to a human form, with their naked bodies facing each other, and their bodies close to each other, were really embarrassing. But fortunately, I don’t know why, this time Su Chi’s reaction became extremely fast. He jumped out of bed at the speed of light, pulled the clothes for a few seconds to change, and walked out with his back to Xia Rong, leaving behind a calm “I’m first I'm leaving, contact WeChat if I have something to do," and he pulled the door and went out.

Xia Rong sat smoothly on the bed, because he had just turned into a human body from a cat shape, and he was a little bit awkward. don't know why Su Chi had to walk so fast.

He yawned dumbly, picked up the clothes scattered on the bed, put on the big pants and vest, just yawned again wearily, and watched his door creak open, and followed closely. Everyone in the program group filed in.

Xia Rong lowered his head and glanced at a bed of cat hair that had not been cleaned under him: "..."

Su Chi is really a god and man!

Su Chi naturally didn't know. The image of his "God Stick" in Xia Rong's mind is infinitely elevated and sublimated. If he knows, he must also say: I am not, I don't, it is not the case at all!

After he returned to the room, he took a cold shower, changed his clothes from last night and put on a new set. Not long after he got dressed in the bathroom, he heard a "tick" at the card slot of his room door, and it seemed that a lot of people had come in.

He walked out of the bathroom and found that Xia Rong was the leader, followed by a large group of choreographers and cameras. Xia Rong saw Su Chi coming out with his hair stubbornly, and embarrassedly scratched his hair, pretending to "sneak attack failed": "Are you up so early? You started taking a shower."

Su Chi also made an unexpected expression: "What are you doing?"

"Good morning." Xia Rong pointed to the large turntable that was brought in by the staff behind him. "There are various punitive measures on it. When you turn it yourself, when you stop, where is the top arrow? Call the next person as mentioned above."

"Huh? What did you go to?"

Xia Rong smiled and said, "What a da ah."

"what?!"

"You can kiss anywhere. I will kiss you until you wake up, hahaha." Xia Rong was obviously very thankful. "Fortunately, you are all up now, shouldn't it be unnecessary?"

In the last sentence, he asked the live director. He was wearing a round-neck T-shirt today, turning his face slightly, revealing a soft, white neck with black hair.

The director nodded and agreed: Since Su Chi has taken a bath and changed his clothes, it is not true to perform it again, so Xia Rong needs to turn the turntable again later and ask others to make up the shot.

Everyone at the scene knew that "kissing" such a large-scale thing, for a traffic star like Xia Rong Su Chi with many fans, can easily cause fans to rebound. The process is naturally okay. If the performance traces are too heavy, it will cause large-scale protests from fans on both sides if you are not careful. Now the show has not even been broadcast for one episode, and the wind direction is unknown. Everyone dare not take this risk for the time being.

Xia Rong agreed readily: "No problem, then I will draw again later, but don't draw anymore."

The director laughed and said: "If you don't, you won't, which is so easy to win."

"Also hahaha." Xia Rong happily, "Moreover, he was already up after Su Chi was drawn, and he escaped."

Su Chi: "..." I should be under the bed, not here...!

Although the heart is bleeding, the game is still to be done. Su Chi turned the big turntable, and the morning service he drew was "scratch his face with feathers and scratch until he wakes up." Xia Rong looked enviously: "You seem to be fun!" In the end, he turned the second time and turned out one. "Using a squirt gun and screaming until he wakes up", this made him happy: "Hahahaha I don't know who is so unlucky..."

He also hummed a silly song: "The early bird is playing with worms, the late worm is choked by water..."

Su Chi and the live director looked at each other, their eyes full of unlucky, silent sympathy for the future.

The order of calling early is arranged by room number, Xia Rong 01, Su Chi 02, Gao Junming 03, Zhang Xin 04, Ye Mang 05, Kang Yifan 06. Because Su Chi turned the turntable first, he was going to call Gao Junming in Room 03, and Zhang Xin in Room 04, which was postponed, became the unlucky bug who was about to be choked.

When Zhang Xin was sleeping well, but was woken up by the water on his face, he was almost angrily: "I c...who...!"

He couldn't open his eyes because of the water, he could only vaguely see the swaying figure in front of him, and the dark lens, and then he realized that the shooting should have started. In addition, he found that the water on his face was not very cold, it should have been mixed with warm water, and the visitor was considered conscientious, so he barely suppressed his anger, sat up happily, wiped his face and said: "... ...What is this?"

Xia Rong was by the bed, handing over the towel he had prepared for a long time, and letting him wipe his face, and laughed out of breath: "The program team gave it to me. I can't help it.

Zhang Xin's face was squeezed, and his eyes burst into flames: "You can't even sleep well. This show is simply a pit! The pit in the pit, the pit king!"

"What you see is that you have seen less variety shows." Xia Rong felt that the facts still have to be said. "From South Korea to Japan, and then to our country, this routine is so common, I have seen it countless times."

Zhang Xin was not convinced, and showed him the ipad on his bedside: "I watch less variety shows? You watch the video on my ipad and say it again."

"OK!" Xia Rong looked at his ipad and said, "You just see less variety shows. From Korea to Japan, and then to our country, this routine is so common, I've seen it countless times. ..."

Zhang Xin: "..."

Xia Rong: "Do you want me to say it again?"

Zhang Xin: "..."