Chapter 35 Wait a minute, the pants are not finished yet.

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date="2020-12-06"

title="Chapter 35 Wait a minute, the pants are not finished yet. "

weight="108752"

series = ["How Could This Cat Tease Me?"]

mode = "manual"

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Xia Rong turned sideways to let Su Chi in. He couldn't help but fix his eyes on the family bucket in his hand. He slobbered and replied, "It's all so late. Is it okay to eat something so high in calories?"

"I usually have my own fitness plan, so Brother Han generally doesn't interfere with me." Su Chi said, "If you can't eat, then I can eat it myself."

Faced with the aroma of the family barrel, Xia Rong flatly refused: "No! Even if you have a fitness plan, you can't indulge yourself like this! Let me help you half the calories!"

"Yeah." As expected, Su Chi smiled with his eyes slightly bent, and said softly, "That's really hard for you."

At 9:30 in the evening, Xia Rong sat on the big hotel bed and turned on the TV, tuned to Orange TV, waiting for the broadcast of "Liang Shanbo and Romeo". The air conditioner was blowing a cool breeze gently, and after sitting next to Su Chi, I immediately felt that there was a lot of "popularity" in the room, plus I could twist a piece of chicken wings and drink ice-cola. These days, Xia Rong feels the most pleasant moment.

While waiting for the show to start, Xia Rong opened his trumpet to scan Weibo again, and his fans were pre-heating in his super topic. They looked at all kinds of beautiful pictures and show Reuters, which looked harmonious, peaceful and thriving.

I really don’t know what it will be like after the broadcast of this episode-because it will be broadcast in the next and next episodes, Xia Rong is a little worried. Will the program group deliberately engage in editing and win the game like the previous highlight video? Topic and attention.

Su Chi next to him was also looking down at his phone. Xia Rong couldn't help but leaned over to look at his screen: "What are you looking at?"

Su Chi also blogs on Weibo, but he is watching the #梁山伯与罗米欧# topic. The content in this topic is more comprehensive and complicated than personal ones. There are fans, passers-by, and even black fans. There are all haunts, different angles, mixed reviews, and they look very interesting.

Looking at it, Xia Rong found a question: "How do you use a large size to scan Weibo? Are you not afraid of slipping?"

"It's okay." Su Chi said, "I use my left hand to swipe, and I use my hand to swipe to forward, and then I just quit."

"That's so inconvenient. Let me tell you, it's better to register for a trumpet. You don't have to be afraid of playing." When Xia Rong said of rise, he pointed out by himself, "Look, it's like this kind of Weibo scolding me. , I can just use the trumpet to go back, otherwise I can only hold back, how uncomfortable... Uh, I didn't mean it...!"

The two of them watched the Weibo that sprayed Xia Rong, "It's so bad that the acting skills are so bad with the face to cheat the brains, why do you have the same program as our Su Chi", the like box quickly turned red, and a popped out from the center of the screen. A small cartoon hand, with a shining thumb, seemed to tell Xia Rong approvingly, "You are awesome!"

Su Chi: "...Do you pay?"

Xia Rong: "..."

Although Xia Rong decisively reached out and clicked again to cancel the like. It is estimated that the whole process will not take more than five seconds. However, with Su Chi's attention, in a sensitive period on the eve of the show, the like was another one. This kind of Weibo...Xia Rong remembers that there is even an app developed specifically for star chasers. As long as you follow idol Weibo, fans can keep track of and monitor their idols’ activities on Weibo, even idols. You know when you go online and offline, not to mention such a big action like "like".

Sure enough, searching for "Su Chi" in less than two minutes, many people started to take screenshots and exclaimed, "Fuck Su Chi likes Hei Xia Rong's Weibo?!" "Is Su Chi and Xia Rong not in harmony?" "Wow, it was exposed so early! It seems that Su Chi has been grieving for a long time!" "Su Chi is too lacklustre, I just like the black teammate before the show starts"...

Su Chi turned his head and asked, "Are you paying me?"

Xia Rong looked sad: "...Pay for it!"

Fifteen minutes later.

People who paid close attention to Su Chi's activities quickly read a new Weibo from Su Chi on the homepage.

[Su Chi: My cat ordered it, really. @Xia Rong V [Picture]】

In the picture on Weibo, there is a fluffy, white and soft cat's claw, without even being guided by anyone. He obediently pressed the meat pad to the "Like" on a certain Weibo, as if recreating the "cause" just now. on site".

Thousands of comments quickly flooded out in a short period of time. In addition to die-hard fans and idiots, the comments of the people who eat melons are also quite interesting:

"For the unclear science, Su Chi accidentally slipped this [picture] by hand just now"

"I give 82 points for this crisis public relations, and the rest will be sent to you in the form of 666 [二哈]"

"It's too sinful! Trying to pass the test with cuteness! And I shamefully eat this set!"

"I dare to @Xia Rong, does it mean that it is really hand skating?"

"It depends on Xia Rong being ignored, otherwise it will be embarrassing 23333"

"Xia Rong is not the kind of good guy hhh waiting to watch the show~"

"Speaking of Su Chi's cats are so cute, QAQ white gloves, cute QAQ"

"Only I want to know how he took this photo? Does Su Chi have two phones?"

...

Su Chi holding two mobile phones to complete the photo shoot, put one of them down at this moment, and handed the other to Xia Rong: "It's your turn."

Xia Rong, who had just turned back, was still wearing the buttons of his shirt. He heard that he took the phone with one hand, put it on his lap, and continued to tie the remaining buttons.

Su Chi leaned back against the bed and asked with a smile, "How does it feel to master the transformation?"

"Hmm." Xia Rong thought for a while, "According to what you said, after finding the trick, it is still very easy. Moreover, when I passively changed to a cat, I always felt very tired to change back to a human being. It takes a hard time to slow down. Come here. Now that I control the changes, I feel much better."

"Well, I do too."

"Hahaha! Now I can control the transformation skills myself, and it will be much more convenient to date or something in the future..." Xia Rong has not forgotten his set of "beautiful imagination after becoming a cat".

Su Chi raised his hand, looking like he wanted to give it to him, but when he raised his hand, he realized that now they are both in human form. It doesn't seem to be a good idea to shoot with the hand again, so the palm of the hand finally fell on Xia Rong's head. , Half-kneading and half-pushing: "...Hurry up and turn to Weibo, and you will pay me if you agree."

"Wait a minute, I haven't finished wearing my pants." Xia Rong was nestled in the quilt, arching and wearing his trousers. Then he picked up the phone that fell aside and entered Weibo. The above display: There are 9999+ new messages.

Waiting in front of the TV and waiting for the broadcast to start, the onlookers who played with their mobile phones and swiped Weibo, five minutes after Su Chi's Weibo was posted, they posted Xia Rong's Weibo again——

[Xia Rong V: I must believe it, because my cat is always like this. [Erha] ps: Your cat is so cute. I have never seen such a handsome cat! //Su Chi: My cat ordered it, really. @Xia Rong V [Picture]]

Compared with Su Chi, Xia Rong, as a "victim", has a more harmonious commentary:

"We are really generous, we never care about it!"

"Rongrong is so complimenting other cats, she will get angry!"

"Yes, hhh velvet, have you forgotten the break by the Daming Lake?"

It was so harmonious and even some strange sounds appeared...

"From the bottom of the lake, bubbling and bubbling up to eat candy"

"Secretly eating candy +1, I saw the trailer and thought it was going to be another big tear. Who knew there was candy before the broadcast! [Tears covered my face]"

"Twice public interactions within a month, the second time was on the day of 520! It was completed and completed, even if the pure fans on both sides are torn apart later, I have no regrets [大哭] Our Arctic cold circle suddenly saved the galaxy ?"

"The crisp shrimp cult CP fan is not dead yet [slanting eyes]"

"Ah! Pure fans are here, run away!!!"

After the so-called "cult" broke up, the passers-by who came afterwards began to express their views:

"In this way, the Liangou regiment is still quite harmonious. Whether Su Chi did it on purpose or not, at least Xia Rong is willing to help whitewash the peace."

"According to the character of Xia Rong, this has already explained a certain problem [笑哭]"

"Xia Rong is a pure-faced passerby fan who is curious to ask, what character is he?"

"Reply xxx: It's pretty self-conscious. The person he likes can make trouble anyway. He doesn't wait to see him. Even if he puts on the pole and posts it up, he doesn't even give a thumbs up [laughs and cries]."

"The summary is that I have a temperament [two ha], but it is not offensive, and the emotional intelligence is not too low."

"By paying more attention to passers-by fans, you will find that Xia Rong's family should be very rich, from food and clothing to talking, but he has never fiddled with personality. Think about it this way, the family is rich and handsome. After his debut Popularity remains high, people like this are the winners, and still retain a little temperament, but I think it’s pretty cute [doge]"

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In the last five minutes before the broadcast of "Liang Shanbo and Romeo", due to the promotion in the group of "The Most Handsome People in the Universe", other members stepped on and forwarded it:

[Kang Yifan: The two on the right are suspected of sunning cats in disguised form and reported them. //Xia Rong V:……//Su Chi:……】

[Gao Junming: I like dogs hahahaha...]

[Zhang Xin: The evil hand slippery! When I just took the invisible, my hand slipped and it fell under the bed! [Crazy]//……】

[Ye Mang: Little Oolong Yiqing [Laughs] The show will start soon, are you ready? #520梁山伯与罗米欧#//……】

...

People who are keen on sightseeing keep off on Weibo, while those who are wholeheartedly looking forward to the show, such as Xia Rong and Su Chi, have already held the family bucket and put down their mobile phones, waiting for the show to start.

The program opened with a panoramic view of S City in the morning:

"...Before the official start, let us explore the secrets of the male gods..."

Xia Rong originally thought that after the end of the subtitles, it would be a scene where the director took a camera and went to various rooms to conduct a "sudden inspection". Unexpectedly, the scene changed and he went directly to the university gymnasium in S City. Six members were lined up. The team stepped forward to measure their height.

...Well, this is one of their secrets, but is that section cut like that?

Xia Rong felt a little regretful, but as the show progressed, he had to sigh the magic of the later stage of the Orange Channel-the smooth close-range and long-range alternate pictures, the right subtitles, and the lively and meticulous interpretation of every detail, which not only creates a smile but also can Remind the audience that there are six cartoon characters of them next to them, with vivid expressions and lovely and vivid images. With these rich and exquisite embellishments, even some slightly embarrassing scenes are set off to be playful and interesting.

The first time I watched it, I always felt that the amount of information was too rich. Xia Rong decided to wait until he was free, and then read the "barrage version" online again, following the barrage to take a good look at the details and highlights that might be overlooked by him.

When watching a variety show, everyone has a different perspective. Ordinary passers-by audiences just have fun. Fans should care about their idol's performance, where they attract fans, and where they might get gangsters. Xia Rong paid attention to the camera assignments of the show crew.

In general, the shots of the six members are fairly average. They are all people who have experienced countless shots at a young age, and they seem natural and generous to follow-up shots. The only thing that seems more reserved is Su Chi, who has never been in a variety show before, but he always has a cold and abstinent face, but he can't see tension and restraint. When I was still shooting his shots later, I combined his shots with Zhang Xin's and named them "Brothers with Facial Paralysis".

Also because of reluctance to speak, the "brothers with facial paralysis" have slightly fewer shots than others except when they are being played. The biggest highlight of Su Chi’s early stage was that when Xia Rong pointed to the small fold-eared cat and asked Su Chi "Is this your son?" Su Chi responded with an upset, holding a Shiba Inu, and asked Xia Rong calmly, "That's just Your biological brother who has been long-lost?"

At that time, because Xia Rong was a little flustered, and because he was not familiar with other people, when everyone laughed cooperatively, he still felt that the scene was a little awkward. Unexpectedly, they would be matched with an impassioned background music here in the later period. Behind the two of them lit up raging flames of red and blue, and then Su Chi's questioning infinite ghosts and animals cycle, instantly contrasted into the battle of the century. The effect is full of laughter, and even Xia Rong is so happy that he almost sprays Coke.

Xia Rong knew that he had a low smile, and he was silly for a long time because of this stalk. Then, other funny sections of the show appeared in endlessly. He never stopped laughing and almost couldn't sit still. On one side, Su Chi helped him by the shoulder. Before they knew it, they sat closer.

Xia Rong personally experienced these sections, and there were also some that he could not see because the second stage was shot separately.

When the program went on to "Xia Rong entered the museum alone to answer questions, but the cat grabbed his trouser legs", Xia Rong couldn't help sitting up straight and staring more at the screen.

He knew that the section that should make him most fearful was here.