10 dressing

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date="2020-12-29"

title="10 dressing "

weight="114876"

series = ["Bird Dude Nie Bufan"]

mode = "manual"

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"Autumn autumn is high and the wind is angry, and the triple thatched quilt on my house has been cold like iron for many years, and Jiao'er is lying on the ground and cracking. The bedside room leaks and the rainy feet are like numb."

When Li Yi got up early in the morning, he heard Nie Bufan chanting poems loudly outside the house. He was a little frightened last night. He didn't sleep well all night, but this guy was in good spirits.

"Since the mourning and sleeplessness, why the long nights are wet, why can we secure the tens of thousands of buildings, shelter the world and the cold people will be happy, the wind and rain are as stable as a mountain"

Hmm, didn't expect this person to have a bit of literary talent, this poem is quite meaningful.

"Woohoo" Nie Bufan said with emotion at the door of his house, "When you see this house suddenly in front of you, it will be enough for my house to break and freeze to death."

Li Yi followed his gaze and saw that the roof of the house where Nie Bufan lived had been lifted in half. No wonder he ran over to sleep with him last night.

"Hey, Du Fu's thatched cottage was broken by the autumn wind. The song is too realistic, you can't accept it." Nie Bufan touched his nose and exclaimed, "Chicken servant, chicken servant."

"Come on, what's the matter" ran over.

"Go and find a few craftsmen in the city. The houses in our village will need to be repaired. Add a few fireplaces by the way. It's best to get them done before winter comes."

Although the landslide didn't know what the fireplace was, he was very happy to be able to repair the house, so he immediately cleaned up and went.

Nie Bufan walked into the room, took out his piggy bank, and counted the copper plates one by one.

Li Yi also followed in. Seeing that his two jars of coins were no more than ten taels at most, he couldn't help but say, "You only have the wealth."

Nie Bufan didn't even look at him, and said lightly, "We are poor, do the poor know?"

"Will there be enough money to repair the house later?"

"Wealthy people like you don't understand how cheap the labor costs of poor people are."

Li Yi twitched the corner of his mouth and said, "I still have some money." He touched a few times in his arms and found out some silver tickets.

Nie Bufan was also not polite, stretched out his hand to take it, took a look, smiled and said, "One denomination is a hundred taels, not bad."

Li Yi was about to give him a contemptuous look, and then heard him say, "It's just that, this blood-stained one, who dares to exchange silver taels for me"

The banknotes were stalled in front of Li Yi's eyes, and all three banknotes were baptized in blood, which looked very dazzling.

Nie Bufan didn't get angry and said, "Take this thing out. People might think that I'm killing someone and overwhelming. You should keep it yourself."

Li Yi didn't move, his face was dark.

"Really, if you know you have a bank note, you should vomit less blood."

This is all to blame for Li Yi yelling in his heart.

"Speaking," Nie Bufan said again, "Where did you hide the bank note in the first place? I obviously checked it when I wrapped it up for you."

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"Is it in the underpants" Nie Bufan muttered to himself while counting the money, "No, if he is in the underpants, he won't be bloodied. Li Si is not a woman."

Li Yi's cold face collapsed, without holding back the congestion of his brain, he flicked his sleeve and left in anger. If he stayed any longer, he couldn't guarantee that he would not violently kill.

In the afternoon, the landslide took a dozen craftsmen back to the village.

These people are clever and start to work after some inspection.

Not only does Nie Bufan want to repair the house, he also plans to install a simple fireplace in each room, and by the way convert the utility room behind his house into a bathhouse.

This can be regarded as a big project, and it will take two or three months if it is less, and the labor cost plus the material cost will probably consume his savings. But Nie Bufan is a model of looking forward and not looking forward. If you have money, spend it, if you don’t have money, you have no money.

Taking advantage of the renovation of the village, Nie Bufan took a group of restless chickens from time to time to the next mountain for outings, and by the way also brought Li Yi.

Li Yi looked at the mighty flock of chickens around him, completely unable to understand Nie Bufan's mode of thinking, nor could he understand the mode of action of this flock of chickens.

"It's so beautiful." Nie Bufan looked into the distance from the top of the mountain.

A chicken spread its wings and flew by, drew a graceful arc in the air, and rushed down with an extremely tragic gesture.

Li Yi stretched out a finger, he stopped talking, and finally remained silent.

Nie Bufan found a relatively flat place, spread a cloth blanket, and put fruits and noodles on it.

"Brother Li Si, your injury should be almost healed, how about going to get some game and come back"

Li Yi said, "There are so many chickens, just grab them and roast them all the time."

Nie Bufan didn't say anything yet. The chickens around who were wandering leisurely all looked at Li Yi together, their eyes full of murderousness, and some of the chicken feathers were erected.

"Okay, change your taste today." Li Yi turned the conversation wisely.

The chickens immediately went their separate ways like nothing else, and never looked at him again.

Nie Bufan was not surprised, and calmly watched Li Yi disappear into the forest.

This mountain stands next to the mountain stream, but it is much larger than the mountain stream. Many cups of chickens in Jiwo Village come from here.

Nie Bufan raised the bonfire and set up the grill, and he saw Li Yi walking back with two rabbits.

Although it is late autumn and leaves are falling, there is not much depression in the mountains. It is an ultimate pleasure to watch the scenery and taste the game in the mountains.

Li Yi has never been so casual. He doesn't need to maintain his manners. There is no hypocritical entertainment. Everything is free. The only pity is that there is no wine.

The rabbit meat was burnt outside and tender inside, exuding bursts of fragrance. Nie Bufan and Li Yi both moved their index fingers. In Jiwo Village, you can only eat chicken, which is different this time.

After killing a rabbit a few times, both of them were still a little bit unfinished.

"Bring some wild vegetables and mushrooms back later." Nie Bufan wiped his hands and slowly said, "We will come back tomorrow."

"Good." Li Yi nodded in agreement.

At this moment, a few rapid cock sounds came from a distance. Nie Bufan and Li Yi looked at each other, and ran to the place where they made the sound.

Pulling aside the dense branches, a huge black shadow came into my eyes.

"It's a black bear." Nie Bufan said.

Li Yi looked solemn, watching the black bear wandering somewhere.

"Strange, black bears generally don't show up during the day. Who caused it?" Nie Bufan looked around for a week, and all the chickens around him moved aside, acting innocently.

"It's okay, the black bear already has food, and should leave soon." Li Yi pointed to a chicken near the black bear that was still moving.

Nie Bufan squinted his eyes, then suddenly laughed.

"What are you laughing at?" Li Yi asked strangely.

"That chicken is not dead, it is just pretending to be dead." Nie Bufan is very familiar with the chicken. Its light yellow feathers are covered with brown spots. Its predecessor is a kind of pig-nosed snake. He loves to pretend to be dead. Toxic, but mildly toxic, it can poison some animals like frogs.

"Pretending to be dead" Li Yi looked suspicious, and then he immediately saw a strange scene. The black bear turned the chicken with its belly upside down. Who knew that the chicken turned around again, with its belly upside down again, to show that he was really dead. Up.

Li Yi stagnated.

The black bear fiddled with the guys on the ground, seemingly very funny. Nie Bufan estimated that this big guy should be full, otherwise he wouldn't be so boring.

"What should I do now" Li Yi asked, "It's hard to stop the black bear when it's crazy. Let's withdraw before it gets its attention."

"That won't work, Pig is still pretending to be dead."

Pig

"You want to save that chicken"

Nie Bufan nodded.

"Then I'll lead the black bear away." Although Li Yi didn't think a chicken could be saved, he didn't want to continue to spend it here.

"No." Nie Bufan looked around, suddenly his eyes lit up, and said to a slippery yellow chicken not far away, "Huang, go, let's play with the brotherhood and save the pig."

Huang Buqing was unwilling, and under the cover of leaves, he walked closer to the black bear step by step.

Li Yi incredulously said, "Don't you want to trade one chicken for one"

Nie Bufan waved his hand, "Just watch it."

But for how long, don’t know what Huang did. saw the black bear suddenly covered his nose and jumped up like a goat. The big bear's paw slapped the tree trunk fiercely, and then went into the woods with a few blows and disappeared quickly. trace.

"What's the matter" Li Yi asked with a face full of questions.

"Buddha says it's not allowed." Nie Bufan laughed.

Pretending to be a dead pig, he twisted a few times and came back to life.

Huang Ye swayed back like an uncle.

Nie Bufan nodded secretly, yes, the collar of the weasel is still there.

The episode ended. Nie Bufan and others set off on their way home. The chicken flocks were huge, and there was no idea how much food was left behind after digestion.

Soon after, a new group of chicken brothers and brothers were welcomed in Jiwo Village. Following these smells, many wild animals were deceived and turned into chickens.

The so-called people die for money and birds die for food, this is even reasonable.

Two months later, Jiwo Village was completely renewed. Not only did the house renovate, but also a simple fireplace was installed, and the utility room became a bathhouse. You can enjoy the fun of bathing at any time. The chicken shed was also covered with a thick layer of straw.

In addition, Nie Bufan also asked people to install a fence around the village to clearly delineate the scope of the village, and added a plaque of "Jiwo village" at the entrance, and engraved "Non-chicken" on both sides of the pillars. Animals are not allowed to enter. If you want to enter, you will be responsible for the consequences" warning.

After the village was renovated, Zhang Junshi gave a generous gift, including four sets of washware, cups, tableware, and tea sets, four sets of bed, four sets of winter clothes, and two pairs of wool boots.

Li Yi looked convulsively, he was begging for a kiss.

Nie Bufan liked it very much. He exchanged courtesy and gave gifts back. It was still a basket of eggs, which was very big.

Zhang Junshi really wanted to "really, you are really welcome"

After enjoying the warmth of the fireplace, Zhang Junshi decided to live in Jiwo Village temporarily. His family is not in Xishan City. Instead of spending the winter with the guys, it is better to spend the winter with Nie Bufan. The occasional abuse is also very fun.

This winter, it should not be too cold. Welfare "hongcha866" prestige public account, see more good-looking ones!