38 No name can bring crabs
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date="2020-12-29"
title="38 No name can bring crabs "
weight="114904"
series = ["Bird Dude Nie Bufan"]
mode = "manual"
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Since the goddess and the others moved into Jiwo village, many outsiders have speculated that the treasure of the Taobao Taoist will soon reappear in the world. Who knows that more than two months have passed, and the news of the treasure has fallen to the bottom of the sea, and there is no sound.
As a result, letters from all directions came and went, and everyone in Jiwo Village was taken care of by parents and generations, asking about the treasure.
And other people who are concerned about this matter have started to send spies to Jiwo village continuously, and they will do it quietly in the past, but the people who were sent out at that time are undoubtedly not well-rounded, and the roots are not able to sneak into the inside safely, even if they are outside Jiwo village. Anyone who walks may suffer a sneak attack. In view of this, the spies launched a crowded and disguised tactics, each day dressed as a farmer, hunter, trader, stray, fugitive, passerby, A, B, C, Ding, etc., with different images and superb acting skills.
Jiwo village started a busy day with visitors every day. In order to show Jiwo village's excellent style of hospitality, Nie Bufan mobilized the whole village to serve the public with all their heart. There are chickens who ask for directions; for those who flee, there are chickens to give eggs; for those who sell, there are chickens to join in; the hunters are sorry, so they are too easy to leave. As for those who came to stay overnight, well, the next day can be directly listed as missing persons.
After dozens of days of empty space, the spies finally realized the fact that in order to enter the chicken coop village, they must first learn to engage in chickens, not even chickens, not to think about treasures. It’s no wonder that representatives of the four major families have all settled in Jiwo Village. The security and privacy here are indeed extraordinary, really high.
"Oh." Nie Bufan sighed, lying by the window, "Life is really lonely as snow."
Li Yi squinted at him and asked, "What happened to you?"
"Aren't those people coming?" Nie Bufan looked into the distance with eager anticipation.
""Are you here to play for you?
Nie Bufan suddenly got up and said with great pride, "I want to build Jiwo Village into a leisure village to attract tourists and serve the village."
"" Li Yi hesitated for a while, said, "This is the leisure village."
"Yeah." Nie Bufan nodded heavily, his eyes brightened, "Our village is surrounded by mountains and rivers, and the scenery is beautiful. During the day, you can go outing in the mountains and go fishing in Linxi. When you are lonely at night, there are chicken friends staying with you. Relaxing muscles and bones can be satisfied here"
"You better let those innocent people go" Li Yi firmly prevented him from committing evil.
Nie Bufan looked at him disdainfully, "You can't understand such a great idea."
Li Yi rolled his eyes without a trace.
Nie Bufan said again, "We should discuss with Zhang San about making money."
Then, he was ready to rush outside the house.
Li Yi dragged him back, and said angrily, "Don't go."
Nie Bufan paused for a while, then suggested, "Let's go together."
"I don't want to see him."
"I will see you if you look up, and you will see you tomorrow." Nie Bufan patted him on the shoulder with his other hand, and said slowly, "There is no feud between friends and friends, just look ahead."
Li Yi took a deep breath, hugged Nie Bufan, kissed his lips heavily, and said harshly, "You and I are my friends"
"This" Nie Bufan leaned back slightly, thought for a while, and said, "You and I are friends, and Zhang San and I are friends, so you and Zhang San are also friends."
This equation transforms
Li Yi felt like he wanted to vomit blood. He slammed Nie Bufan against the wall, put his knees between his legs, held his head with one hand, and lowered his head to give a long, deep kiss, and the other hand went into the clothes. At the hem, holding the object across the pants.
For a moment, Li Yi's lips followed Nie Bufan's chin to his neck, gently bit his Adam's apple, and muttered, "I wouldn't do this to Zhang San."
Nie Bufan panted slightly and hummed, "What are you in love in broad daylight?"
"Then tonight" Li Yi exhaled ambiguously in his ear.
"If you agree with Wang Wu's observation, I will let you do it." Nie Bufan glanced at him provocatively, believing that he couldn't take the face off.
Unexpectedly, Li Yi squinted for a while, then nodded in agreement.
Nie Bufan's eyes widened, and he couldn't say anything, "Are you still a little bit ashamed to let Wang Wu come to observe you?"
Li Yi has a black line on his face, who is not ashamed of the proposal? Li Yi has long seen it through, saying courtesy and shame in front of this guy is to destroy himself.
Seeing that he was unmoved, Nie Bufan said cruelly, "Then just call Zhang San together."
"If you dare to call Zhang San, then I will do you right now." Li Yi had to admit, this guy is always refreshing the lower limit, how could he look at such a guy and still think about it, like an addiction.
"How can you eat alone" Nie Bufan blamed boldly.
Li Yi didn't say anything, so he picked him up and walked towards the bed.
"Ahhhhhhh" Nie Bufan cried out dancing and dancing, "Okay, okay, I won't bark if he doesn't, but it's not my business if he comes by himself."
Li Yi hummed, "He won't have this opportunity"
"You want to stun him again" Nie Bufan said lightly, "Don't blame me for not reminding you, it's terrible for honest people to rush."
"Who are you honest" Li Yi sneered. Zhang Junshi is a master who pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger, but on the question of Nie Bufan's belonging, he will not give in.
Li Yi put Nie Bufan on the bed and looked directly at him. "Be honest at night, and don't even want to ask Wang Shichan to deal with me. Although he is very light, but close combat is definitely not my opponent. I agree that he is the best to observe. Give in."
Hey, is something wrong? Does Li Si really think he has this hobby?
Nie Bufan stretched out his hand to defend his integrity, but Li Yi didn't give him a chance. After taking a kiss, he went away with a full of fighting spirit.
In fact, he is the one with that hobby, Nie Bufan stared at Li Yi's back.
have a headache, how can live tonight, but can’t resist, don’t know if have a chance to break and stand
Nie Bufan came to the hillside, held up a book, and shouted "Wang Wu, Wang Wu, Wang Wu"
There were echoes in the mountains, except for the singing of chickens and birds, and five other responses.
"The scriptures are in hand, Wang Wusu appeared quickly"
As soon as the voice fell, a figure whizzed out in front of Nie Bufan.
Nie Bufan dissatisfied, "I just called you so many but didn't respond, and the book appeared as soon as I heard it."
"I only heard you called Wang Wu just now." Wang Shichan said lightly.
"You are Wang Wu" Nie Bufan affirmed, "Don't forget your name in the future."
""
"Yes, what you want." Nie Bufan generously handed over the scripture in his hand.
On the contrary, Wang Shichan hesitated a little. With Nie Bufan’s past style, he would give him something so easily. Could it be that the book was painted with chicken?
It's not for him to suspect that this is all convicted.
"Take it," Nie Bufan took the initiative to put the book into Wang Shichan's hands, and said with a serious face, "It's time to fulfill the promise after so long."
"What do you want me to do this time?" The beloved scripture was in his hands, and Wang Shichan just didn't look through it.
"You look at me too much, am I the kind of person who asks for gratitude for retribution?" Nie Bufan was righteous.
"" Wang Shichanyuan's harmonious facial muscles twitched faintly.
"I don't need you to do anything. You don't need to protect me at night anymore." Nie Bufan sighed, "Always delaying your rest time, I really feel sorry for it. This scripture should be used as compensation."
Wang Shichan watched him for a long time, and finally collected the scripture suspiciously.
"Okay, that's it. You can continue to go invisible now, I'll go back first." Nie Bufan stopped after walking a few steps, "By the way, the chickens around the village, it is better to take care of the chickens around the village. Up."
Wang Shichan nodded, "I promised, I will definitely do it."
Seeing Nie Bufan's departure, he suddenly felt a strange feeling in his heart. He used to enjoy loneliness very much. He was at ease by himself, and the Buddha was in his heart, calm and without contention. But since coming to Jiwo Village, the surroundings have been full of noise, especially Nie Bufan, who is unruly and laughs at heart. I still remember the appearance of him shouting "I am the king of the chicken nest village" on the mountain that day, just like a child, pure and clean. Obviously, he is a perverse and vulgar generation, but it reveals a kind of independent and vulgarity.
This is the most special person Wang Shichan has encountered in his life. Therefore, even if he was urged or tricked by him, he couldn't produce any anger, and even faintly tolerated.
Every night next to him, can always hear him talking with animals, like educating a child, his tone is pampering, and there is a kind of inexplicable warmth.
Now he suddenly didn't need him to protect him anymore, Wang Shichan suddenly felt that something was missing. He didn't know that this emotion was called loss.
After dinner, the freshened Nie Bufan probed his head at the door of the room, and then said to the monkey on his shoulder, "Wu Kong, you go in and help me see the situation. If there is a bad guy, you will come back and let me know."
Wu Kong waved his paw, and a few jumps disappeared at the door of the room.
Nie Bufan squatted by the door, tilting his head to pay attention to the situation inside.
At this moment, a black shadow suddenly appeared above his head, covering him. He didn't lift his head, just whispered, "It's really dark clouds, even the moonlight is gone."
There was a muffled snort from above.
Nie Bufan paused, got up slowly, and patted his clothes as if he was okay, then he held the door frame with one hand, and suddenly flashed into the room, hooking the door and preparing to close.
A hand rested on the door panel and let out a "pop".
Nie Bufan smiled at the visitor and said, "Li Si, you are here."
"Humph." Li Yi glared at him, strode into the room, and closed the door smoothly.
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