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    date="2020-12-29"

    title="Chapter 96 "

    weight="114963"

    series = ["Bird Dude Nie Bufan"]

    mode = "manual"

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    Nie Bufan didn't know what his current situation was, his consciousness was clear, but he couldn't wake up. From time to time, memories from a long time ago appeared in his mind, as if he was deliberately letting him experience it again as a bystander.

    But he can't always live in his memories in the future. If he died, there would be no regrets. Well, frankly, he really couldn't bear to leave.

    This is probably the truth about his half-death, because he haggled so hard not to leave.

    Hey, sorry, God, if you give me this chance, I will not smile politely. Nie Bufan thought to himself.

    It's boring every day. The only fun is waiting for everyone in Jiwo village to visit him. They would talk by his bed, occasionally touch them, kiss them, and use the opportunity to clean up to wipe the oil.

    Nie Bufan sometimes feels like a priest, listening to the confession of the lost lamb every day, sharing their inner secrets, sorrows and joys. It's a pity that he can't open his mouth to give them psychological counseling and soothe their wounded hearts.

    But he is not without gain, at least he has learned to smell the fragrance and recognize his friends.

    For example, Zhang San, he always concealed the smell of copper plates, sometimes mixed with the fragrance of various dishes, and he would drool easily when he smelled too much.

    Li Si, the breath is as cold as iron, but it is actually a soldering iron to the touch. It must be comfortable to hold in winter, but it's harder.

    The best one should be Wang Wu, a Buddha incense, suitable for cold and hot, even if it is not, it can make people feel at ease. He wondered why he had mistaken him and Li Si in the first place to create such an oolong, which forced a great Buddhist to break the vow. Hey, actually, it's good if it breaks. There is a saying that is not, as long as there is a Buddha in your heart, meat and wine can pass through your intestines, let alone break the precepts of the Buddha, his old man will be considerate.

    No matter how big the leader is, this guy has a strong sense of existence. From head to toe, he is invincible, and his eyes are as sharp as a sword. Every time come, don’t say anything, just know that stare at him, probably practicing some kind of long-lost eye power.

    The most noisy of these people is probably bad. He could hear his arrogant footsteps before entering the room. After walking in, he was even more eloquent and unforgiving, but he smelled of sunny flowers. To be arrogant, smelling makes people feel the urge to fiddle.

    As for Brother Wet, there are only four words that are compelling, and all he uses are precious spices. Of course, after the baptism in Jiwo Village, this choking smell has now faded a lot, replaced by jade-like icy water vapor, he is dignified outside, facing him alone, it is rare warmth. The premise is that he doesn't know that even if he is lethargic, he is actually conscious.

    Master Nie Bufan feels very complicated for him. It is like seeing a gorgeous peony and thinking about misfortune, only to discover that it is actually just a fresh snow lotus covered in peony skin, which looks like an evil charm. , Immaculate quality. This made him tremble, for fear of destroying the last aging boy in the world. Alas, but if you have picked it all, just take it for yourself.

    By the way, there is also Thai Bai, this guy is the most recognizable, his breath of algae makes people feel like being in the sea. Although Tai Yan has no similarities with him in temperament, the smell is very similar. Nie Bufan is only willing to admit that they are indeed relatives when he closes his eyes.

    In addition, there are Tiannv and Shen Muran. He knows from the narratives of other people that they seem to have established a romantic relationship. This is the only normal couple in Jiwo Village. It is gratifying and congratulatory. It is rare that they have not forgotten him. This "matchmaker". When he wakes up, he must give them a big gift.

    After distinguishing people, he began to distinguish chickens by smell. But this decision made him regret it, and the smell of chicken was not described. What's even more frightening is that he sees his chickens batch after batch every day, and uses their claws and wings to express their deep concern. If things go on like this, he suspects that he is likely to become a human artwork, or impressionist. Here, he must thank the landslide. If he hadn't cleaned it every day, he would probably be buried in the flying chicken feathers and brilliant chicken shit.

    On the tenth day of his lethargy, a stranger came from Jiwo Village, who was the genius doctor Wei Di invited.

    I don't know if it is an illusion, Nie Bufan feels like he is drunk, walking slowly.

    He came to the bed, rolled his eyelids, looked at his face, and then asked about his condition before finally getting his pulse.

    The room was silent, and everyone felt nervous, they were all waiting for the result with bated breath.

    But for a moment, the genius doctor seemed to have discovered something.

    Li Huai was the first to lose his breath, and couldn't wait to ask "The genius doctor, how is his condition?"

    "Ah" the genius doctor said in a daze, "what did you just now?"

    "I'm asking how his condition is," Li Huai repeated patiently.

    "Oh." The genius doctor said lightly, "There is one living dead, there is no rescue."

    "It's not saved, what's the matter with your expression just now, are you excited to see others dying?" Li Huai furious.

    "Am I excited" the genius doctor replied innocently.

    "Have"

    Nie Bufan thought to himself, is this genius doctor reliable, hasn't he felt the cold air coming out of everyone?

    "That's it." The genius doctor said calmly, "This is the first time the old man has encountered such a healthy living dead, so it is inevitably a little surprised."

    "Healthy living dead" Thai Bai wondered, "What do you mean by this?"

    The genius doctor explained, "He is in good physical condition, even healthier than the average person. But the pulse is strange, showing signs of premature death. The old man suspects that the cause is in his head."

    "In the head" everyone shouted, their faces a little ugly.

    The genius doctor nodded and continued, "Exactly. The disease in the skull is the most difficult to treat. If you can't find the specific disease, any treatment is useless."

    "Then what should be done" Zhang Junshi asked worriedly.

    The genius doctor showed an expression of excitement that could not be suppressed again, and suggested, "If you agree, the old man will come and perform a craniotomy for him."

    "Craniotomy" Li Yi immediately vetoed, "It is absolutely impossible to break the skull, can one live?"

    "Really ignorant." The genius doctor contemptuously said, "Just opening a person's head will not kill you, just like an ordinary trauma. As long as there is no internal damage, the wound will slowly heal."

    "How can you guarantee not to damage his head" Li Yi's eyes were cold, and he expressed deep doubts about the medical skills of the genius doctor.

    Zhang Junshi and others also disagree with craniotomy.

    The genius doctor shrugged and said indifferently, "Since you don't agree, the old man doesn't force it, but if you die, don't regret it."

    Everyone was hesitant.

    The genius doctor squinted at them, smiling without saying a word.

    Nie Bufan yelled comrades in his heart, hold on, can’t get the craniotomy

    "Let's think about it." Wang Wu said.

    The genius nodded and said lightly, "Try to make up your mind as quickly as possible, otherwise the old man can't guarantee how long he will last."

    He was clearly energetic, but he was temporarily in a hidden state. Nie Bufan was emotional, and all kinds of people were crazy.

    The genius doctor seemed to perceive something and squeezed the pulse hand on his wrist trivially.

    "I hope the genius doctor can give us a description of the specific process of craniotomy." Wang Wu continued, "The risk of craniotomy is too high. It is unheard of in the past and present. We must ensure that nothing goes wrong."

    "Haha." The genius doctor smiled, "There is no cure in this world that is foolproof."

    "For him, it must be foolproof" Wang Wu's tone is beyond doubt.

    The genius doctor fell silent.

    Nie Bufan gave Wang Wu a thumbs up in his heart.

    After a while, the genius doctor got up and said, "Well, the old man will be fully prepared. You can think about it in the two days."

    After that, he walked out leisurely.

    "Is there really no other way?" Zhang Junshi shook Nie Bufan's hand, worried.

    The rest were speechless, and the atmosphere was a little dull.

    "Uncommon, can't you wake up by yourself?" Zhang Junshi said helplessly, "Usually you can toss so much, how come it won't work at a critical moment."

    You can't do it, I did it very well, Nie Bufan retorted uncomfortably.

    "This guy has come here to work hard." Li Yi said poisonously.

    Good you Li Si, the village chief remembers you

    "Brother, I think he should be thrown into the chicken coop, maybe he will heal without medicine the next day." Li Huai interrupted, "I always think he is just a chicken essence."

    Essence of chicken is such a low-grade breed, at least he is also a god of chickens, and what kind of ghost is you suggesting who would be stupid to do this kind of thing?

    didn’t expect no one in the room to refute. They didn’t really plan to do so. Hey, cheer up, don’t lose your IQ like that.

    "Perhaps, you can really try." Zhang Junshi hesitated.

    ""Nie Bufan was speechless, he really could only be speechless.

    Seeing support from someone, Li Huai continued to warn him, "There is no loss anyway, and the worst result is to maintain the status quo."

    "Look at it" Li Yi looked at Wang Shichan.

    Wang Shichan pondered for a while, then nodded, "Okay, try it."

    Hey, Nie Bufan is frantic, all messy, and his muscles are tight.

    "Look, he is reacting" Thai Bai pointed his eyes.

    The national teacher went to check for a while, and calmly said, "I still think your proposal just now is a bit absurd. Now it seems that it really has some effect."

    "It's the first time in so many days that he has had such an obvious reaction." Li Huai said in surprise, "Don't hesitate, let's try today."

    Everyone agreed.

    Nie Bufan beats his chest in his heart, are you still human?

    The author has something to do, hahaha, I am satisfied seeing everyone's angry comments.

    Extraordinary, you have a great life and a glorious death, don’t worry, let’s go with the author "xwu" and watch more beautiful ones!

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