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    The old Taoist priest ran very fast.

    Only an embarrassing Bai Zhitu and an ignorant Su Yunyan were left.

    Su Yunyan didn't understand why old Bai suddenly got angry, and touched old Bai's ears with his hands to smooth his hair.

    The lovely Su Su simply made old Bai cry.

    It never occurred to him that his marriage contract was a fake.

    Before Bai Zhitu's eyes, it was like a movie scene, with the stupid things he had done drifting past one by one.

    The toes are going to grab the ground!

    At that time, Su Su must have thought that he was a mental disorder, taking someone else's selfie and calling him his fiance!

    Wait, but at that time Su Su didn't refute him...

    Could it be that Su Su fell in love with him at first sight?

    It's not impossible, after all, he is so handsome and invincible!

    Bai Zhitu's mind slid on the banana peel again, and by the time he realized it, he had imagined eighteen reasons why Su Su fell in love with him at first sight.

    He couldn't just let the old Taoist priest go so easily.

    He took Su Su's hand and kicked open the door of the old Taoist priest's room.

    The old Taoist priest behind the door was terrified again, spilling beer all over his pants, "Stinky boy, you want to deceive your master and destroy your ancestors!"

    "Damn old man, tell me the truth! What's going on with Su Su's engagement!!" Bai Zhitu raised the pillow and aimed at the dead old man. If he didn't speak, he would throw the pillow over immediately.

    The old Taoist pouted, wrapped himself in a quilt, and added a layer of defense, "That's, you used to have no desire to live, and you said every day that you were an unwanted child with no parents and no family, so I, I will give it to you.Nonsense about a fiancé... I just wanted to try it, who knew... who knew that you were serious! You have really missed him for more than ten years!"

    To be honest, seeing such a simple child hugging a picture every day like a baby, the only remaining conscience in the old Taoist's heart ached.

    But if you tell Xiaobaibai the truth, then Xiaobai will definitely throw a thunder talisman on his bed, and send him a thunderbolt to blow up his unreliable master to death.

    Forget it, dead friends don't die poor Taoists.

    Sacrifice Xiaoxiaobai, life is boundless joy!

    "Hey, I'm also doing it for your own good. Seeing you rekindle your desire to live, I can't pierce your fantasy, can I? When you were an adult, I thought about making up another reason to let you give up., but you cried and shouted down the mountain to find someone, then I will just go with the flow!"

    The old Taoist stretched out three fingers from under the quilt, "I swear to God, I really, really, didn't do it on purpose... Well, you can disconnect me from the Internet for three days, just three days, no more."

    After all, his variety show was updated three days later.

    Bai Zhitu only heard the last sentence, and pricked his neck to argue: "Don't spread rumors, I didn't cry!"

    Su Yunyan finally understood.

    It turned out that there was no such thing at all, of course I didn't know it!

    Ah... no wonder when we met for the first time, Bai Zhitu said that he was his fiancé, but he didn't remember him.

    Could it be that there is actually no relationship between the two of them?

    What is the destiny of marriage, is it a lie?

    Su Yunyan seemed to be hit on the head with a big mallet, and was in a trance.

    If the soul can be visualized, then you can clearly see that Su Yunyan's soul seems to be coming out of his body.

    Bai Zhitu noticed that something was wrong with the people around him, so he quickly supported his daughter-in-law who was hit, "Susu, Su Su, hold on! Su Su! Su Su, I can't live without you!

    The old Taoist threw a pack of snacks from the quilt and hit Bai Zhitu's leg, "Stop howling! You two idiots! Although I made it up before, don't you know if you two are destined?Didn’t you do all the calculations yourself? Could it be that the hexagrams will also lie to you?!”

    What, what's the matter, a mistake is also a kind of fate!

    There is more aura than that kind of sure fate!

    Su Yunyan blinked, as if yes.

    Among those who pinched Su Yunyan, Bai Zhitu said, "Yeah, it's over when I, I first met you, you and I have a deep relationship, the old Taoist is really right., don't think about it!"

    "Really?" Su Yunyan opened his eyes 'weakly'.

    Bai Zhitu immediately swore, "I swear!"

    Su Yunyan looked at him firmly, "Then you cook today, I want to eat your cooking."

    "..." Bai Zhitu was so embarrassed, "But I don't cook well."

    Although have practiced a lot of life skills recently, cooking is still difficult.

    Every time Su Su wanted him to cook, he felt so ashamed.

    "It's okay. As long as it's made by you, I like it." Su Yunyan hugged Bai Zhitu's head, "Look, the men outside, who cooks and washes dishes for the family, are all bad men.Old Bai is the best, he must be different from them, right? Our old Bai is a peerless good man, what do you think?"

    "This is for sure!" Bai Zhitu was surrounded by Su Yunyan like every little fool who just fell in love, and he was still complacent.

    Su Yunyan hugged Bai Zhitu's head and kissed him on the forehead, "Yes, our old Bai is different from the bad men outside, so I am giving you a chance to show that you are different from them, then youDo you want to cook or not?"

    Bai Zhitu rolled up his sleeves, "Just wait and see!"

    He will definitely cook a table full of flavor and taste to prove his perfection!

    The old Taoist watched the whole process, shaking his head under the quilt, "Hey, it's unfortunate for the master, why did such a fool come out?"

    But that's good, at least no one disconnected him from the Internet!

    It's better for the apprentice to be stupid!

    The old Taoist thought so, when he was about to pull out the small tablet to watch some movies at night, he suddenly found that there was no signal in his house!

    Not only is there no signal, even the Internet is gone!

    The last message received on the phone was a mocking emoticon package from Bai Zhitu.

    The old Taoist: "..."

    Make him mad!

    Although the Tianlei incident sounds appalling, Bai Zhitu doesn't seem to be affected in any way.

    His character is just like this, confront soldiers with generals and stem water with earth, he doesn't believe that heaven can be willing to let a foreign law run rampant in this world.

    After Lin Xueyao regained her sanity, she returned to the Lin family and continued to make her little offerings.

    This unlucky child was most likely to suffer an indiscriminate disaster because of Bai Zhitu, so Bai Zhitu strengthened her soul body for free.

    Lin Xueyao didn't have to do this offering all the time, as long as she wanted to be reincarnated, she could do so immediately.

    But at present, it seems that she still wants to stay in the Lin family.

    Looking for the raw materials on the list coincides with Bai Zhitu's travel plan, and the two are more concerned about travel.

    Su Yunyan was still thinking about whether to invite Bai Zhitu to Yuze Mountain to celebrate the New Year, maybe they have some treasures in Yuze Mountain.

    Before the idea took shape, it was shattered by a phone call.

    A call from capital, the caller is none other than Bai Zhitu's grandfather.

    "I'm your grandfather." A slightly old voice came from the phone, with the arrogance of a superior.

    Bai Zhitu just wanted to meet this unpleasant old man. The old man was arrogant, so he was even more arrogant than the old man.

    In a place where Grandpa Zhong couldn't see, Bai Zhitu's nose almost reached the sky, "What's wrong? Why don't I remember that I have a grandpa, I seem to be an orphan."

    Su Yunyan was studying the course for the second half of the year. When she heard this sentence, she immediately put down her pen and ran over, turning into better eavesdropping fox ears, and pricked them up.

    The tail wags involuntarily.

    Grandpa Zhong seemed to be annoyed by Bai Zhitu, "I am your grandpa, what kind of attitude is this!"

    Bai Zhitu pinched Su Yunyan's big ears, "What's wrong with my attitude, I just don't like you, and I don't treat you as a grandfather, what?"

    He tried his best to make the other party vomit blood with one sentence, so he did whatever he was mean.

    The person on the other end might have been really pissed off, and didn't speak for a long time, only the rough panting voice remained in the microphone.

    After a while, Grandpa Zhong said again: "When Chinese New Year is approaching, the Zhong family has a banquet, remember to be there at eight o'clock."

    His tone was neither pleading nor negotiating, but a blatant order, as if it was a supreme honor for Bai Zhitu to go home for a family feast.

    If Bai Zhitu refuses, it means he doesn't know good from bad.

    Bai Zhitu really 'doesn't know good from bad', he not only refused, but also scolded Grandpa Zhong.

    All the "dead old man", "stinky shameless" and "thousand-year king and 80,000-year turtle" are all used.

    After so many years, few people dared to speak to him like that!

    After Bai Zhitu scolded the country, Grandpa Zhong hung up the phone angrily.

    Bai Zhitu folded his arms, "You actually asked him to hang up the phone first, I'm so mad!"

    If you want to hang up, it should be him who hangs up!

    Su Yunyan didn't expect Bai Zhitu to be so angry at such trivial details, and transformed into a little fox and jumped into Bai Zhitu's arms, holding a black marker pen in his claws.

    Bai Zhitu hugged the soft 'Xiaofu Ni' and healed himself with Su Yunyan's fur, "Su Su, I really want to go and see, I want to see what this Zhong family is."

    "I also think you should go and see it." Su Yunyan yawned softly, tired from studying, "Don't forget, the graves of parents are still in the capital, you should go and see them."

    "Well, but I have already refused." Bai Zhitu would never look back with a low face.

    Fortunately, at this time, Zhong Zhiyuan called and handed Master Bai up the steps.

    Master Bai held the talisman, quickly walked down the steps, and agreed to Brother Zhong's invitation.

    Su Yunyan needed to go back to Yuze Mountain, so he didn't accompany Bai Zhitu there.

    This time it was Bai Zhitu's own business, he decided not to take anyone with him, and just went there by himself.

    From qinghe city to capital, it's only a short two-hour drive.

    Because he couldn't buy a ticket, Bai Zhitu could only take a ride.

    During these two hours, Bai Zhitu felt like two lifetimes had passed.

    He was anxious, restless, and a little angry.

    In his mind, he fantasized about how to slap his face after meeting, and how to take revenge on Zhong's family.

    I couldn't help but open my Weibo, trying to pass the time by surfing the Internet.

    Although he didn't live broadcast much during this period, he has been updating every day and doing science popularization seriously.

    When used to do this, felt like was working part-time. also had a sense of mission, but it was not strong.

    After meeting parents, suddenly felt a much stronger sense of mission.

    Seeing a large number of "suddenly enlightened" and "so it is so" in the comment area, the anxiety in Bai Zhitu's heart gradually subsided.

    Of course, there are still a lot of "dog men" in this kind of comments, "I haven't started the live broadcast yet", "Are you quitting the live broadcast industry yet?".

    Seeing these comments, Bai Zhitu rubbed his nose, faceless.

    Because he really hasn't broadcast live for a long time.

    So he turned on the live camera as soon as he got out of the car.

    That's right, his broadcast time is so arbitrary!

    The viewers were used to the sudden attacks of Bai Zhitu, they followed the live broadcast link and rushed into the live broadcast room, and began to 'whip' the missing persons.

    "Submit it, you know how to come back"

    "Grandma, the anchor you followed is alive!"

    "Have you finally found your live broadcast password?"

    "Hey, where is the anchor today, the background is so noisy"

    "I'm at the station now." Bai Zhitu skillfully swiped his card out of the station and found a place with obvious landmarks to stop, "I'm at capital."

    After getting off the hitchhiker, he took a few subway stops.

    Who knew that the location where Zhong's villa was shrunk hadn't arrived yet!

    "It was too dark just now and I didn't see it clearly, but now I see it clearly, the anchor, you are crazy, it's fine if your hair is dyed peach pink, why is it now a colorful chicken coop!"

    "Hahahahahaha, it's so funny to kill Matt, help me"

    "God, who is going to save this man's aesthetics, no matter how handsome his face is, he can't mess around like this."

    Bai Zhitu tugged at his colorful bangs, "I'm not messing around, I'm useful."

    He wanted to go to Zhong's house with this colorful chicken feather, and he was so mad at the old-fashioned.

    Anyway, no one knows him, and he is not afraid of embarrassment!

    And it was just a wig, his own hair had been dyed back to black long ago.

    "But don't say, the anchor's hairstyle has a special flavor"

    "Yes, although it is colorful, but the host looks pretty when dyed, is this the charm of a handsome guy?"

    "Damn, I've never seen such an amazing man as an anchor"

    Although Bai Zhitu wears a funny wig, but his own temperament and handsome face don't allow it, he still dresses up his colorful chicken coop to show his charm.

    But no matter how good-looking such hair is, there is an upper limit, it is enough to stun that Grandpa Zhong.

    It is quite far from Bai Zhitu's current location to Zhong's house, and it may cost more than 100 yuan to take a taxi.

    Bai Zhitu touched his pocket, not intending to waste the more than one hundred dollars on the Zhong family.

    There is a shared battery car right next to it!

    Bai Zhitu swept away the battery car, took a step with his long legs, and immediately became the most beautiful man on the road.

    "Help, how can the anchor ride a shared bicycle!!"

    "God doesn't want to waste money, but won't you die from exhaustion when you ride there?"

    "I'm in the capital, I'm pulling you from the anchor!!"

    "It's okay, I'm in good health, so I'll take it as a tour." Bai Zhitu started to ride his bicycle, and really began to appreciate the scenery on the street.

    Capital and Qinghe City are completely different environments.

    Qinghe City has a lot of greenery, which fits its name very well, while the capital is more modern buildings, more like a steel forest.

    Because there are still a few days before the Chinese New Year, the streets are already covered with red ribbons, and the festive atmosphere is full.

    Bai Zhitu was dragged by the old Taoist to practice, and now his physical fitness has made a qualitative leap.

    Just ride a bike, don't talk anymore.

    The audience in the live broadcast room just watched Bai Zhitu stunned as he rode from the exit to the villa area.

    On the way, many passers-by were surprised by the color of their hair.

    Seeing the crowded scene in the villa area, the audience opened their eyes.

    "This is the well-known rich area of the capital, what is the anchor doing here?"

    "Could something have happened here? Need the anchor to save the scene?"

    "But the Chinese New Year is coming soon,"

    "Which family is so unlucky, something happened during the Chinese New Year"

    "I don't know why, I feel like something big is happening, the front row is selling melon seeds and popcorn."

    "Come here, I'm here with my fresh duck neck, I'm ready!"

    More and more viewers came to Bai Zhitu's live broadcast room.

    Bai Zhitu put away his phone, sent a message to Zhong Zhiyuan, and walked towards Zhong's house.

    The Zhong family's old house is in the last area of the villa area, backed by deep mountains and an artificial lake.

    The buildings with carved beams and painted columns are incompatible with the modern buildings in the previous areas, but they have a sense of history.

    The Zhong family is indeed a century-old family, and this background is almost ready to be revealed.

    Standing in front of Zhong's house, Bai Zhitu touched his chin and came to this conclusion.

    "Hi sir, do you have an invitation card?" The two guards found Bai Zhitu hovering at the door and asked proactively.

    Bai Zhitu: "..."

    It seems not, because the eldest brother said he would come out to pick up the person himself, so he didn't give it.

    "Well... I didn't. I'm waiting for someone. Don't worry about me." Bai Zhitu turned around and stood aside.

    The doorman looked at him twice, then took out the walkie-talkie: "There is a suspicious person at the gate of the villa, he is watching, over."

    Suspicious person surnamed Bai: "..."

    Is it reasonable to say that he is a suspicious person in front of me!

    "Hahahahahaha the anchor is regarded as a suspicious person, I laugh to death"

    "Do I rely on this to be a villa? This is obviously a manor. Damn it, I hate rich people!"

    "This family really can't hate it. It has been passed down for a hundred years. The ancestors seem to have changed their careers to business after meritorious service."

    "It's so lively at the door, is this the world of the rich?"

    Bai Zhitu waited for two minutes, but instead of Zhong Zhiyuan, Zhong Lili came to pick up his friend.

    Zhong Lili was wearing a light pink evening dress, and greeted several beautifully dressed Eldest Young Lady.

    Bai Zhitu had to admit that seeing so many elegant and beautiful girls in one breath was really seductive.

    Except for that speechless Zhong Lili.

    Zhong Lili may have the best family background among this group of people, so others compliment her a little.

    These words of praise made the woman float again, her chin raised in awe.

    When it comes to gender, Huang Ying is more affectionate and perfect than Zhong Lili, and when it comes to publicity, Li Jichen is more cuter than her in showing off her wealth.

    Bai Zhitu looked at people unscrupulously, and Zhong Lili quickly noticed him.

    And his eye-popping wig.

    "You! Why are you here!" Zhong Lili pointed at Bai Zhitu and yelled angrily, "And your hair, you mental disorder!"

    Bai Zhitu touched his wig, "None of your business, who are you?"

    "I am the Eldest Young Lady of the Zhong family!" Zhong Lili shouted.

    Bai Zhitu raised his eyebrows, "Oh? Are you? You are the Eldest Young Lady, so guess what I am?"

    Zhong Lili was furious, "Grandpa called you personally, didn't you say you can't come?!"

    "Yeah, of course I won't come when he calls me." Bai Zhitu stood in a dazed manner, "But my elder brother called me himself, can I refuse him? So I'll come, why are you unhappy?Great, if you are not happy then I will be happy."

    "The anchor is so good"

    "No, did this girl offend the host? Why are you so mean, the little girl is trembling with anger"

    "A big man treats a girl like this, a little bit down"

    Bai Zhitu was upset when he saw the comment, "She provoked me, so I hate her, is there a problem?"

    "I'm speechless"

    "Where is the weirdness coming from before? Men can't swear at others? Do you still have to distinguish between men and women?"

    "I think it's a good fight, didn't you see how invincible that woman is?"

    "What does she mean? Eldest Young Lady of the Zhong family, she seems to have a lot of background, the host is on hold."

    Zhong Lili was so angry that Bai Zhitu couldn't say a word, his whole body was trembling.

    The lady next to her was curious about the relationship between the two, "Li Li, are you okay? Who is he? Why is his hair so tasteless?"

    Zhong Lili yelled at her angrily, "I don't know, I don't know!"

    Miss was vented for no reason, and she blushed in front of so many people, feeling very embarrassed.

    Bai Zhitu glanced at the group of people, except for a few with bad faces, most of them had normal faces, small good and small evil, ordinary and ordinary.

    There are also a few girls who have a faint golden light of merit. Coincidentally, the lady who was bullied by Zhong Lili just now has the thickest golden light of merit.

    Bai Zhitu took out a handful of yellow talismans from his pocket, "My profession is fortune-telling, a piece of life-saving yellow talisman is 100,000 yuan, who wants it?"

    "..."

    "Why did the anchor start setting up a fortune-telling stall again?"

    "The time interval is so long, I forgot that the anchor made his fortune by setting up stalls"

    "What's this called? This is called Return to Simplicity.jpg"

    Bai Zhitu's appearance made Zhong Lili feel very ashamed, and she was so angry that she said, "Are you sick! Are you a beggar? Begging came to Zhong's house? Wait, if grandpa finds out, he won't be able to get aroundyou!"

    Bai Zhitu glanced at her indifferently, and continued to play with his yellow talisman.

    The ladies were very hesitant, they had never heard of anyone who dared to set up a stall in front of Zhong's house.

    And it was in front of this bad-tempered Zhong Lili.

    But... why does Zhong Lili seem to be afraid of him?

    Several people looked at each other, and the lady with the most virtuous virtue stood up first and transferred 200,000 yuan to Bai Zhitu, "It just so happens that my family members are not in good health recently, so I can buy peace of mind."

    Then he lowered his voice and said to Bai Zhitu, "Take the money and leave, this is not the place you should come here, if Zhong Lili is really angry, you will be in trouble, you know?"

    Bai Zhitu took a closer look at her face, "The family members are not in good health? Has anyone given gifts to your house recently? They counted all the gifts they received and threw them out, and then put them in the four corners of your house.Sprinkle a little bit of black dog blood. Remember to find a good home for the puppy after using up the other people's blood, understand?"

    "You, how do you know that someone gave gifts recently." The young lady was stunned, because their family really had a lot of people sending things home due to the recent job transfer!

    "I'll charge you 200,000, so naturally I have to do some work." Bai Zhitu made a net profit of 200,000 with just a few words, feeling delighted.

    The audience who witnessed Bai Zhitu earning 200,000 yuan with a few words were a little excited!

    "Here it is, the ultimate mystery of the master of metaphysics—precise fortune-telling!"

    "I really want passers-by to tell me a fortune, I have never been in contact with him since the first live broadcast until now."

    "Isn't it possible to send a private message to the anchor? Didn't you send it upstairs?"

    "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovy.

    "It's so miserable, I don't know whether to wish your family peace or comfort you for being ignored by the anchor"

    Zhong Lili was even angrier when someone praised Bai Zhitu, but she didn't want to make a scene at the gate and let others see the joke.

    She wants to go into the house and tell grandpa, grandpa will definitely come out to deal with it then!

    Thinking of this, Zhong Lili flicked her skirt and walked away on her high heels.

    Seeing this, the others followed suit.

    The young lady who bought the yellow talisman was a little hesitant, but finally left holding the yellow talisman.

    Bai Zhitu started to be bored again, chatting with the audience in the live broadcast room.

    "What the hell is the anchor here for? Isn't it just for business?"

    "Yeah, how long has it been, why is it so peaceful, I almost finished my snacks."

    "I'm here today to find someone, my brother." Bai Zhitu leaned against the wall and replied to the comment on the screen, "By the way, I'll slap you in the face."

    Looking up at the sky, Bai Zhitu suddenly said, "I just have nothing to do, so I'll tell you a story."

    As he spoke, he changed the name of the studio to "Ruthless Rich Family Abandoning Their Grandchildren: Revenge from Twenty Years Later".

    Bai Zhitu told about his life experience from beginning to end, and the shocking friends were all stunned.

    He didn't hide anything, and said bluntly: that abandoned child is me.

    "Oh my god, the anchor's life experience...is this so?"

    "Abandoning a child is a crime of abandonment!! It's against the law!!! I'm so pissed off!!!"

    "I feel that the anchor's parents died unjustly. Is this a wealthy family?"

    "I can't imagine, if the anchor hadn't met the anchor's master and survived, wouldn't his bones be gone by now?"

    "Don't even think about it. In the barren mountains and wild mountains, even an adult may not be able to survive, let alone a child. The Zhong family is really not human!"

    When everyone was filled with righteous indignation, Zhong Zhiyuan came late.

    "Xiaobai, Xiaobai!" Zhong Zhiyuan ran all the way, panting, "I'm really sorry, I just came out."

    Bai Zhitu said, "It's okay, I didn't wait long anyway."

    As soon as Zhong Zhiyuan looked up, he saw the surprise Bai Zhitu gave him, and moved his lips, "Xiaobai...your hair is quite unique."

    "I think so too!" Bai Zhitu was very satisfied with Zhong Zhiyuan's eyes.

    "However, wouldn't it be better to dye it back today?" Zhong Zhiyuan calmed down his panting while running, "A distinguished guest came to the family today. It is said that his surname is Mo, and he has a great background. I don't know how grandpa invited him. It seemsYou are looking for support. If you go in like this, it will be too eye-catching."

    The distinguished guest who can chat with the old man is another old-fashioned old man.

    It's not scary to be old-fashioned, what's scary is the old-fashioned with a high position, he can't let Bai Zhitu be bullied.

    "Surname Mo? Does everyone call him Old Mo, or does he work in a government agency?" Bai Zhitu touched his wig, "Then I think it should be fine, he should like me quite a lot."

    Although he has a lot of small tricks, Old Mo has been paying his salary for so long, and he is often given bonuses.

    I should like him a lot.

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