Chapter 88

Zhong Zhiyuan said that when you meet your parents, you must try to make a good first impression.

Bai Zhitu looked at his pure black coat and two large boxes of gifts, and thought it should be fine.

But why Su Su's expression is so strange?

Su Yunyan squatted on the ground blankly, and the little foxes behind him hid one by one behind him, poking his buttocks with their paws.

The big tail is still held in the arms of the child, as if looking for comfort.

"Yun, Yunyan... Who is this, is this the big boss you seduced?"

"He, why is his breath so strange..."

"Woo mom, mom, I'm scared, I'm scared!"

Bai Zhitu's own coercion and aura scared the group of Maotuanzi, but Bai Zhitu himself did not realize this.

He directly hugged Su Yunyan in this squatting position like a dumpling, and rubbed it into his arms, "Susu, Su Su! Long time no see, do you miss me or do you miss me!"

He dreams of sleeping with the fluffy little Funi every day.

Su Yunyan missed it very much at first, but when he looked at the fragments of the mountain protection formation all over the place, he suddenly felt that he didn't miss it so much.

Just when the atmosphere was very embarrassing, Sister Su finally arrived.

The huge fox passed through the forest and landed firmly in front of Bai Zhitu. Its sharp claws made a big hole in the ground, "Hey!! Who dares to break into our Yuze Mountain during the Chinese New Year!"

She didn't see Bai Zhitu's face for a while, but only saw Su Yunyan being hugged by someone, and she became even more angry, "Yeah?!! You dare to kidnap the fox, I warn you, put down the fox, or you will look good!"

"Sister Su?" Bai Zhitu remembered this, Su Yunyan's eldest sister, named Su Yunrao, and she was a hot-tempered sister.

"Huh?" With a very familiar voice, Su Yunrao stared at Bai Zhitu for a while, then suddenly restrained his fighting spirit and turned into a human.

A capable black sportswear and a dashing ponytail did not match Su Yunrao's rather enchanting appearance.

"Master Bai?"

Bai Zhitu's face is really hard to forget, oh, and that coercion.

"It's me, it's me. I'm here to see Su Su, and I'll give you some gifts." Su Yunrao is Su Yunyan's eldest sister. When facing her, Bai Zhitu felt inexplicably nervous.

"Sister, I invited Master Bai to come to Yuze Mountain to celebrate the New Year." Su Yunyan nestled in Bai Zhitu's arms obediently, his cute and soft appearance made Su Yunrao's heart melt.

"Okay, then you can take Master Bai up the mountain!" Su Yunrao patted Xiao Funi on the head.

Bai Zhitu came to Yuze Mountain to celebrate the New Year?

Su Yunrao didn't mind, after all, there were so many people!

At that time, everyone will sit around the bonfire together, be happy, how wonderful!

Su Yunyan stretched out a claw and pulled Bai Zhitu's clothes, "Run!"

Bai Zhitu didn't understand why he had to run so fast, but Su Yunrao yelled, "Ah!!?? There's a hole in my mountain protection formation!"

"What?! That's the mountain protection formation?!" Bai Zhitu finally realized the problem.

Bai Zhitu suddenly realized.

Bai Zhitu felt ashamed.

He obviously wanted to make a good first impression, but just as he went up the mountain, he smashed his mountain protection formation. How can he make a first impression!

This first impression is comparable to a terrorist!

Su Yunyan: "..."

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In the end, Bai Zhitu lowered his head and admitted his mistake, and said that he would find a way to repair the hole in the mountain protection formation.

Su Yunrao: "It's okay, it's a hidden danger to keep the mountain protection array that can be broken by a kick. It happened that Master Bai helped us verify the fragility of the mountain protection array. I will add a few more layers when I build it again."

If it weren't for Bai Zhitu, she really didn't know that her mountain protection formation was so good. She was very confident in her formation, but she was so weak that she was taken aback.

Fortunately, there were no unsightly provocations before, otherwise it would be over!

Bai Zhitu smoothly stayed in Yuze Mountain, in the same cave as Su Yunyan.

The fox cave here takes into account the mountain wind and modernization.

Inside the wooden door of the Dongfu made of grass and trees is a naturally formed cave. Bai Zhitu thought that living in such a place would be very primitive. Who knows that there are network cables, computers, telephones, water heaters, toilets and other convenient facilities installed here.living facilities.

The modern equipment that should have been abrupt was decorated with flowers and grass leaves by the little foxes, perfectly blending into the environment of the fox cave.

"That's great." Looking at the environment here, Bai Zhitu clicked on the video call of the old Taoist priest.

The old Taoist priest on the other end of the phone was sleepy, "What are you doing!"

Bai Zhitu 360° showed the old Taoist priest the comfortable life of Yuze Mountain, "Look at the people here, and then look at our broken Taoist temple. It leaks wind in winter and rain in summer. Old man, how dare you! AndIt's only four o'clock in the afternoon, why are you sleeping! How can you sleep!"

"Yo, you've already lived in someone else's house?" The old Taoist rubbed his eyes and yawned shamelessly, "What's wrong with our Taoist temple? It's like you didn't grow up there, Lao TzuI've never raised a child before, so it would be nice to raise you up, and I'm picky, a dog doesn't dislike a poor son or an ugly mother, you haven't learned anything... yawn... I'm sick of you, XiuThe love has come to the master... Go away. Say hello to Su Su's family and their old ancestor for me. Remember, goodbye."

He scolded Bai Zhitu for a while and hung up the phone.

Bai Zhitu: "..."

When called back again, it was already turned off!

This damn old man!I deserve to be a single dog!

The teacher shouldn't talk to him, let's just continue to have a deep relationship with him, and torture this bastard well!

Su Yunyan lay on the small sofa, admiring the love and killing between the master and the apprentice as before, and the big tail circled behind him in a good mood.

Bai Zhitu put his hands in the pockets of his down jacket, curled himself into a ball, "Su Su, aren't you cold?"

Su Yunyan looked down at her fat belly and thick fur, "Do you think I'm cold?"

Joke, when his natural fox fur was a joke?

Bai Zhitu was speechless.

Too.

He is the only one and a half human on this mountain.

Fortunately, there are air-conditioning and heating in the cave, so that he, a half-human, would not freeze to death.

"Why did you bring so many things?" Su Yunyan jumped back and forth on the two boxes brought by Bai Zhitu, like hopscotch.

The little claws left a lot of claw marks on the box.

"These are for you and others." Bai Zhitu opened the first box, "This is for you."

Then he opened the second box, "This is for my friends in the mountains."

The first box contained the photographic equipment that Bai Zhitu bought for Su Yunyan.

Cameras and lenses of various brands that cannot be seen to the end are neatly stacked in boxes, and stacks of books are placed next to them.

On the book is another brand new set of high-end kitchen utensils that have just been launched.

Su Yunyan carefully took out the fuselage and lens with his claws. These are the models he wanted to buy but never bought.

Although he likes photography, he has not yet graduated, so he will not spend a lot of money to buy so many expensive cameras, so he has been putting them in the shopping cart.

Unexpectedly, all the old Bai was bought back.

"You, have you seen my shopping cart?" Su Yunyan's big tail stood up high, and the tip of the tail was still circled into a small circle.

He likes to buy things for old Bai very much, and he likes to see the surprised expression on old Bai's face. This is his way of falling in love, so he doesn't ask the other party to respond to him.

And Bai Zhitu didn't have any experience in love, and he knew it, so he never minded whether he received a gift or not.

But when he saw the box full of gifts, his voice still choked up uncontrollably.

Woohoo, old Bai finally got the hang of it, he finally knows how to engage in romance and little surprises!

What affectionate words will old Bai say later to express his love?

Bai Zhitu looked calm, "Yes, didn't you show it to me?"

When he was still at home, Su Yunyan rolled into his arms to show him what camera and lens he fell in love with.

He didn't understand, Su Yunyan had money himself, and he was not short of money, why Su Yunyan would rather put it in the shopping cart than buy it home.

Su Yunyan choked to death, his romance was killed by Bai Zhitu in his throat.

He jumped into Bai Zhitu's arms like a flying missile, "Are you allergic to romance!!"

I don't know how to say some love words according to his words, and get tired of it!

Bai Zhitu was almost knocked out by the small cannonball, dragging Xiaofuni's little ass and fell on the sofa, sucked the little fox fiercely, "I miss you so much."

A little fox will have a unique little fox smell, just like a puppy will smell like a puppy, and a kitten will smell like a kitten.

This kind of smell made Bai Zhitu feel like he was thinking about it in his dreams.

Especially when he was standing in Zhong's old house, there was an unpleasant smell everywhere. He wished that the smell of a little fox would surround him and give him a peaceful environment.

Su Yunyan turned into a human on Bai Zhitu's body, with long hair like a waterfall and a slender figure, "Actually...me too."

His ears and tail did not retract, the big tail was sticky wrapped around Bai Zhitu's waist, and the tip of the tail was still poking into Bai Zhitu's warm down jacket.

The so-called Xiaobie is better than a newlywed, this kind of environment, this kind of atmosphere, they should... can... um!

Bai Zhitu pinched Su Yunyan's ears, feeling that he couldn't breathe, "Su Su, you seem to have gained weight in the past few days since you came home."

The pressure on him already has weight, heavy.

But it’s better to be calm, and it’s satisfying to hold.

Su Yunyan: "..."

Forget it, wash up and sleep.

It would be better to get naked and climb on the bed than to expect Bai Zhitu to get enlightened.

The big ear slapped Bai Zhitu's handsome face fiercely, and Su Yunyan angrily opened the gift and continued to open it.

Bai Zhitu covered his cheek, bewildered.

I don't understand why Su Yunyan, who was still soft and warm just now, was suddenly slapped in the face by Su Yunyan's big ears.

After counting the presents, Su Yunyan left the cave with the second big box in his arms, without even paying attention to Bai Zhitu.

Bai Zhitu was still unable to make any sense of the matter, instinct drove him out.

There was a bunch of little foxes piled up outside the gate, and when they saw Su Yunyan coming out, they rolled on the ground.

"Yunyan, Yunyan! Why is the big boss you seduced so young? I heard that rich people have big bellies and bald heads!"

"You actually told him about your identity, isn't he afraid?"

"Cloud eaves, cloud eaves..."

The little animals started making noise, no less than three hundred ducks.

And what big boss, what big belly and bald head, Bai Zhitu doesn't have it!

"Come on, this is for you." Su Yunyan put down the box, revealing all kinds of capital delicacies inside.

Bai Zhitu really puts his heart into it, and always buys as much chicken as he can when he buys it.

This point just hits the heart of all the little foxes.

Plunging headlong into the ocean of food, each little fox snatched one or two tasty treats. They squatted down around Bai Zhitu, their front paws close together.

"What are you doing?" Bai Zhitu didn't understand.

The little foxes shook their front paws like in the TV series, and thanked Bai Zhitu in the pose of "Gong Xifa Cai".

Bai Zhitu covered his mouth and almost died of cuteness.

Who can refuse a bunch of fluffy "Gong Xifa Cai" to you!

"Hey, why didn't I see your ancestors?" Bai Zhitu still greeted the old Taoist priest.

A little fox answered first, but because there was still a big chicken leg in its mouth, it slurred its speech: "Grandma's butter is pumped up and spicy, and the one who has been in the mud is thick.It came out.)"

Bai Zhitu nodded, not noticing for a moment that two little foxes hugged his calf,

Others crawled along his clothes.

Bai Zhitu: "!!!"

Don't climb, what if you fall down!

He will be scolded to death by Su Yunyan!

Bai Zhitu hastily used his hands and feet to drag these naughty little foxes, but the little meat pad stepped on his shoulders, and he swung his tail to show off his might.

He could only look at Su Yunyan for help, who knew that this big white fox was sitting by the side and licking its fur, and had no intention of saving his lover at all.

Seeing Bai Zhitu's bewildered look, the little awkwardness in Su Yunyan's heart disappeared immediately.

Old Bai just doesn't understand style, and it's not the first day he knows it.

It's just that this incomprehensible style is naive and cute on Bai Zhitu's body, at worst, he will really take off his clothes and crawl on the bed, anyway, he is a vixen.

Yuze Mountain is located in the southernmost part of Qinghe City. The whole mountain is divided into two parts. The first half is the Yuze Mountain Tourist Area in Qinghe City, a serious 5A-level scenic spot.

On the back is the fox den, where a group of little funis are running wildly.

The dividing line is naturally Su Yunrao's mountain protection formation, but unfortunately, it is gone now.

So Su Yunrao didn't cut the window grilles, and was busy upgrading the mountain protection array all day long.

Then all the preparations for the New Year fell on Su Yunyan.

As for Second Brother Su, heard from Su Yunyan that he seems to be still dating at the foot of the mountain, and he will follow his lover to meet his parents on New Year's Day, and he will come back after seeing his parents.

After returning to Yuze Mountain, Su Yunyan was basically in the state of a little fox, jumping up and down every day.

Bai Zhitu was wearing his thick down jacket and followed behind like a handsome fat ball.

Because they are isolated from the outside world, the New Year atmosphere here is particularly strong. Red lanterns are hung in front of each cave and a long red ribbon is tied.

The soft red ribbon flutters with the mountain wind, like a rippling red sea wave after another.

Bai Zhitu also discovered that a five-star red flag had been erected at the door of each of their houses.

Su Yunyan explained it this way: we must adhere to modernization, adhere to socialism, believe in science, and believe in the country.

Bai Zhitu looked at the serious little fox and felt very magical.

You Yuze Mountain, a group of small animals that can cultivate, still say that they believe in science, is this science?!

As the time draws closer to the Chinese New Year, Bai Zhitu's mood seems to soar along with the little animals who are looking forward to the Chinese New Year.

During Chinese New Year in previous years, there were only him and the old Taoist priest in Wuming Mountain.

Although the old Taoist is unkempt, he will always give him a plate of dumplings during the Chinese New Year.

A plate of squishy dumplings is all Bai Zhitu's memories of the Chinese New Year.

Just like that, the old Taoist would put a coin in the dumpling for Bai Zhitu to eat.

Looking at a plate of dumplings with missing stuffing, Bai Zhitu could only use his acting skills all his life, pretending that he didn't see the coin lying on the plate shining brightly.

Thinking about it now, although he had no parents since he was a child, he had a very good master.

Although was poor when was in Wuming Mountain, it was quite happy to blow up old Taoist priests with thunder occasionally.

And now...

Bai Zhitu's eyes fell on his lap, where there was a chubby little fox coiled up in a small circle, sleeping soundly and snoring.

He not only has a master, but also a bunch of friends.

I also have a favorite person.

Well, this year must be a good year.

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