Chapter 89

Su Yunyan needed to coordinate the entire journey of Yuze Mountain, so he handed over the layout of his fox cave to Bai Zhitu.

When Bai Zhitu was decorating the room, he found that Su Yunyan went home and moved the quilt and pillows they both covered together back to his nest.

I can't help thinking about Su Yunyan's appearance when he came home, he must be as cute as a busy little hamster.

Bai Zhitu was worried that the old Taoist would be lonely at home during the Chinese New Year, so he planned to let him come with him.

As a result, he was disgusted by the old Taoist priest.

The old Taoist said that if the annoying child is not at home, he doesn't know how happy he is, so he shouldn't be unhappy during the Chinese New Year.

Disliked apprentice Bai Zhitu: "..."

Damn old man, I'm really speechless!

Everyone worked hard to decorate Yuze Mountain, and finally finished everything in time for the twenty-ninth year.

And Su Yunyan's good second brother finally came back.

However, he came back crying.

The big fat fox shrank into a fluffy ball, coiled on the big rock at the foot of the mountain, crying earth-shatteringly.

The ears of Su Yunyan and Bai Zhitu who rushed over after hearing the news were almost deafened.

Bai Zhitu poked at Su Yunyan, "Has Second Brother's voice been this good?"

"Shhh." Su Yunyan made a silent gesture, "Eighty percent chance is that the second brother was dumped again, so don't mention any words like boyfriend, lovelorn, etc."

"You know all of this?" Bai Zhitu didn't understand, didn't Second Brother Su say nothing?

"You don't understand." Su Yunyan sighed, "It's true that my second brother is a philanderer who often changes partners, but that's because he is always dumped by others, and for various reasons."

The second brother Su is called Su Yunqie. He is a standard fox-like handsome man. The ends of his eyes are like small hooks, gorgeous and aggressive.

Logically speaking, this kind of appearance should be very popular in the world, but don't know if Su Yunqie was born with a reaction to peach blossoms. Every time he falls in love, it will end disastrously.

As a vixen, Su Yunqie's dissolute nature is inevitable, but after falling in love, he was disliked by others for being too open.

He looks beautiful, likes to dress up, and he speaks well when he confesses, and he likes his delicacy. After talking for a few days, he was broken up by the other party with "spoofing".

He is beautiful and simple, and many people like him, but he himself does his duty.

But even so, she was abandoned by her lover with the reason of 'I don't want to rob a man with my good brother'.

After listening to Su Yunqie's sad history, Bai Zhitu was shocked, "Your second brother has a bit of a back, I will tell his fortune later. Don't worry, my family doesn't need money."

How could there be such an unlucky plush!

"Second brother, what's the matter with you?" Su Yunyan carefully touched the smooth back of the second brother, the fine fluff stood up high, showing the master's current temper.

It's over, the second brother's fox fur is blown up.

"Eaves and eaves! Why is the mountain protection array broken?" Second Brother Su raised his fox head, tears rolled down his face, "And me, I was dumped again——!"

Bai Zhitu: "We know, so I'm asking you how you fell out of love this time."

Su Yunyan abducted Bai Zhitu, "..."

Didn't you say it's better not to mention broken love?

The word 'broken love' hit Su Yunqie's heart, and the little fox simply rolled on the big rock, rolling around like a pancake, crying and howling: "What is lovelorn, it's not lovelorn, he didn't take me at all.Be a lover!"

Su Yunqie's criteria for love objects are very uniform: good-looking, rich in family, know how to eat, drink, have fun and be romantic.

But he ignored a problem. Most people who meet this standard have a long love history, and the possibility of being a scumbag is also higher.

This led to Su Yunqie's repeated defeats and repeated defeats.

This time, the target is a rich second generation in Qinghe City. Su Yunqie met him in a bar, and they fell in love at first sight after feasting and feasting.

After talking for more than half a year, the scumbag said to take him home for the New Year, and Su Yunqie believed it.

As a result, when it was Chinese New Year, the scumbag said that the family members had gone out to celebrate the New Year, so forget it first.

Although Su Yunqie really wanted to experience what it means to meet parents, but his family members had already gone on a trip, so there was nothing he could do.

So Su Yunqie played at the foot of the mountain for two days, and when he had had enough, he planned to go back to Yuze Mountain for the New Year.

Who knew that just as he was about to leave, he accidentally discovered that the scumbag was holding a girl's hand on the street, and the parents of the two parties were shaking hands and communicating with each other.

Su Yunqie's temper was as aggressive as Miss Su's, so he immediately ran over to confront the scumbag.

In the end, the scumbag protected the girl and stood in the same direction as the others, telling him not to make any more entanglements and get out of here.

Only then did Su Yunqie know that the scumbag had long been engaged to this girl, and the parents of the two parties had even finished the engagement banquet.

The so-called meeting the parents and going on a trip with the parents are all lies made by the scumbag to tease Su Yunqie.

Su Yunqie was so angry that he said in front of everyone that the scumbag is gay and now he is cheating on the marriage, but no one believed it.

They all thought it was Su Yunqie who stalked the scumbag and couldn't get what he asked for, so he slandered the scumbag.

"I'm so pissed off, I'm so pissed off, I'm so pissed off!" Su Yunqie was so angry that he dug holes like crazy, scolding the scumbag and his family for more than ten minutes, without repeating words.

Su Yunyan hugged the second brother's fox body and smoothed his hair, "Okay, second brother, this is just your five hundredth boyfriend. When he dies of old age, you will still be young and beautifulWell. Come on, let old Bai do the math for you, maybe your real man will come out soon, he is very accurate, Master Bai."

"That's right, second brother, don't cry, I'll do the math for you." Bai Zhitu immediately lifted the little fox from Su Yunyan's arms, not letting anything occupy Su Su's arms.

He helped the second brother fox to sit down, and looked at each other with a simple fox face, no, he was powerless in the face of such a fox face, "Second brother, why don't you change yourself first?"

Su Yunqie sniffled and obediently turned into a human.

As beautiful and charming as Su Yunyan, but sharper than Su Yunyan.

With such a face, why does love always fail repeatedly?

Bai Zhitu pinched his fingers and counted twice, but the result was the same. He sighed, "Second brother, there is nothing wrong with your luck, you are simply...too bad."

Looking for a boyfriend based on the standard of Second Brother Su, most of the ones he finds are playboys, so it's strange if he succeeds.

A boyfriend like him is rare in this world.

Su Yunqie was stunned for a second, and then began to cry again, constantly chanting 'bad vision', 'bad vision', 'bad vision'.

"..." Su Yunyan grabbed Bai Zhitu's ear and was almost pissed off by him, "Old Bai, you can't be more tactful."

To actually say that you have bad eyesight in front of others...

Wait, old Bai used to call spendthrift and foolish like this in front of Lin Zhixing.

really.

"Telling the truth will make him realize the problem."

Master Bai did not change his original intention, as always.

Su Yunqie cried for a while, and found that no one was coaxing him, his red and swollen eyes were fixed on the two people in front of him, and he suddenly realized something, "Master Bai, are you... Accompanying Yunyan to Yuze Mountain to celebrate the New Year? See youParents?!"

"Yes... yes." Su Yunyan replied tremblingly, afraid of poking the second brother's fragile lungs.

Bai Zhitu nodded: "Yes, and I accidentally broke your mountain protection array, I'm sorry."

Su Yunqie choked with sobs and was desolate.

Su Yunqie couldn't accept it.

Su Yunqie burst into tears, "Why is this happening!! Yanyan, isn't this the first time you've been in a relationship? Why did you bring it to meet your parents? I've talked about it more than 500 times, why have I neverWhen I got to the point where I met my parents, oh my god—you guys are still flirting in front of me, you... hiccup, you, you!"

The crying stopped abruptly, Su Yunqie patted his buttocks and got up from the stone pier, determined to run outside.

Su Yunyan: "Second brother, where are you going!"

"I'm going to die!" Su Yunqie didn't look back, his back was desolate.

Bai Zhitu: "...Do you want to chase?"

"It's okay, every time he breaks up in love, he says he's going to die, and the next day he gets up to eat chicken legs as usual." Su Yunyan felt that although his second brother was a bit unlucky, his mentality was unusually good.

Bai Zhitu thought about the scumbag that the second brother said, and made it clear that the gay cheated on the marriage. Maybe the girl and her family didn't know what kind of virtue this guy was.

The next day, he used two chicken legs to get the scumbag's name and the name of the family business from Su Yunqie, and called Lin Zhixing and Li Jichen, asking them to pay attention.

The two pampered young masters who really had a bottom line and morality patted their chests and agreed.

On the same day, he exposed the true face of the scumbag in front of the girl's family, ruining his face and losing his fiancée from a wealthy family.

Su Yunqie's state of mind was indeed not in a good mood. After eating a few meals of roast chicken in the cave, he was immediately revived with full blood, and happily came out to celebrate the New Year with everyone.

During the Chinese New Year in Yuze Mountain, there is no distinction between races, grass-eating and meat-eating.

Su Yunrao will light a bonfire in the open space, set up a high-definition projector, and broadcast the lively Spring Festival Gala.

All the small animals gathered together, danced, ate, watched programs, and waited for the arrival of zero.

It was the first time for Bai Zhitu to participate in such a lively and youthful event.

He was wearing a black down jacket with a garland of flowers around his neck and two big fox ears on his head.

Wrapped in the down jacket, the big tail moved restlessly.

Su Yunrao turned into a little fox, chasing the little rabbit around the campfire, chasing and playing.

When was tired from playing, ran to Bai Zhitu to eat two bites of his grilled skewers, drink a sip of wine, and then continue to play hip-hop.

Bai Zhitu closed his ears, and after obtaining Su Yunrao's consent, he opened the live broadcast room.

He wants to enjoy Yuze Mountain with his fans.

New Year's Eve is the taste of the New Year.

It's a pity that most areas in big cities have long lost the flavor of the New Year.

After the New Year's Eve dinner, the fans hid in their rooms and continued to do their own things.

The sound of crackling firecrackers outside the window can reflect that this day is New Year's Eve.

Bai Zhitu, who started the live broadcast at this time, undoubtedly saved a group of extremely boring people.

They clicked on the link to the live broadcast, and wished New Year greetings to the anchor who was also broadcasting live on New Year's Eve.

"Happy Chinese New Year, anchor!!"

"Anchor, open the reward, we will give you some lucky money!"

"Wow, the live broadcast is still live on New Year's Eve, and the anchor has changed sex?"

"Happy Chinese New Year, everyone. Guess where I am?" Bai Zhitu turned around with his mobile phone, and relayed the bustling scene around him to fans all over the country.

Those who are willing to be small animals can play in the shape of small animals, and those who are willing to become human can celebrate the New Year in human form. There are no rules and restrictions.

It was the happiest night at Yuze Mountain.

Such a lively and joyous scene is obviously more attractive than the same Chinese New Year in the city.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah a bonfire!"

"Which ethnic minority place did the anchor go to celebrate the New Year?"

"?? Am I blind?? How did I see the national protected animals?? Or a group of them??"

Yes, the invincible ecology of Yuze Mountain has raised many endangered animals.

Many of them are precious animals registered by the state, and one of them can make Bai Zhitu sit in prison.

Bai Zhitu immediately adjusted his angle to block the group of small animals that could send him to jail, "No, it's nothing, you are wrong!"

However, this group of small animals are all members of the staff who work with Bai Zhitu.

When the members saw their minister, they all jumped on his shoulders, rubbed against each other, and greeted Bai Zhitu with a painful and emotional greeting with their barbed tongues.

Bai Zhitu: "..."

Nima, your face is going to be disfigured!!

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

"Am I blind? I saw a group of wild giant pandas!!! And panda cubs!! Cubs are still drinking grandma!"

"Damn it, why are the white tigers here? Isn't their hometown in the south!!"

"This world is so magical. I actually saw a big boa constrictor carrying a golden bear...Ah, is there a crocodile next to it? A crocodile"

"Anchor!! Cub Panda fell down, help him!! Go ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Bai Zhitu picked up the panda cub who had fallen down while drinking milk, and threw it on his shoulder, while the old father usually carried the climbing frame of the cub.

Forget it, with such a group of subordinates, what else can he do.

Su Yunyan squeezed away other small animals with small steps, jumped into Bai Zhitu's arms, with four paws facing the sky like a baby, and then made a heart gesture with his paws to the camera.

He's the best at being cute.

Sure enough, everyone went crazy when they saw a fat, round little fox comparing their hearts to him.

"Mama! It's discharging electricity on me!!"

"Aww, how could there be such a cute little Funi?"

"I glanced at Nizi who just knocked over my water glass"

Bai Zhitu grilled a bunch of chicken and handed it to Su Yunyan, then hugged him and called the old Taoist priest, "Hey, is the widowed old man lonely, do you need the company of my disciple?"

Although the old Taoist didn't need him, Bai Zhitu still worried that the old Taoist would still be lonely.

"Rolling, rolling." Who knows that the voice on the other end of the phone is still full of anger, "I don't know how happy you are when you are not at home, the whole house is mine alone. I also bought a lot of food, I can use you?"

Bai Zhitu was triumphant, "Tch, I am also very happy now!"

"Then enjoy your happiness and don't bother me." The old Taoist's tone was very impatient, as if Bai Zhitu had really disturbed him.

Bai Zhitu had no choice but to hang up the phone resentfully, cursing the old Taoist for choking on food in the new year.

The old Taoist who hung up the phone was lying on the bed.

There is no food, no happiness, not even a light around him.

There is only one unfolded, antique picture scroll.

On the scroll, there is a figure in white clothes dancing with a sword, and peach blossoms fall on the figure's shoulders.

The smile deep in the eyes is so charming and ambiguous.

The old Taoist shrank into the bed with the picture scroll in his arms. This was his only thought after he came to this world.In the end, there was only this one picture scroll left, which is really ridiculous!"

After Su Yunyan finished eating the skewers, he resumed his human body and set up the 'Little Su Skewers'.

One for myself, one for old Bai,

One for myself and one for Cub Cub.

One for myself and one for the boa constrictor.

own one...

Su Yunyan roasted a lot, but Bai Zhitu only ate a bunch.

He bit the only small Su skewer, and made another video for Daoist Ling Qing.

Qian Kunze is also bustling with activity.

"Master Bai, Happy New Year!" Even though he had already bigued, Daoist Ling Qing still picked up a bowl of rice today.

He showed Qian Kunze's New Year's Eve dinner to Bai Zhitu, "Master Bai, come over and eat some together?"

Bai Zhitu looked at the delicious food on the table, "It's delicious!"

"Thanks to Master Bai." Daoist Ling Qing thanked him earnestly.

In the past, Qian Kunze was deserted. Even if he wanted to have a good year, he didn't have the financial and material resources to support it.

But this year is different. The group of little Taoist priests who went down the mountain to work each returned to the Taoist temple with bulging wallets and a lot of New Year's goods.

As if they want to get back all the things they missed before, they have dressed up their Taoist temple.

A large table of New Year's Eve dinner was also prepared.

And all of this is thanks to Bai Zhitu.

Bai Zhitu smiled and said nothing.

As the Spring Festival Gala program progressed, the hosts also began to count down.

Bai Zhitu suddenly received blessings from all directions.

The phone's message prompt sounded like an explosion, and it was all messages from people knew during this time.

It was the first time that Bai Zhitu received so many blessings, holding his mobile phone, and awkwardly replied one by one.

The screen in the live broadcast room was also like a game, flashing blessings to Bai Zhitu.

"Anchor! Happy New Year!! I hope you can live broadcast more in the new year, and don't be a dog man who doesn't keep his word!"

"Happy New Year, sisters, in the new year, we must do our best, know ghosts above, and exorcise evil spirits below!"

"Family, Happy New Year!!"

"..."

At the last second of the countdown, Bai Zhitu avoided the camera and lightly pecked Su Yunyan's mouth, "Happy New Year, my Su Su. I hope you will be safe and happy in this life, free from worries."

And then... be with him forever!

How can a light kiss satisfy a widowed vixen.

Su Yunyan immediately wrapped his hands and feet around Bai Zhitu, and bit Lao Bai's lips with his mouth that had eaten a bunch of skewers, "Old Bai, I want more."

It’s best to have a full set, soy sauce niangniang!

Just as Su Yunyan was about to have a deep kiss, she caught a glimpse of a figure beside them from the corner of her eye.

It turned out to be the second brother Su who was eating chicken legs.

"You guys, you guys are still kissing! Still kissing at such a happy time at zero o'clock!"

Jealousy, very jealousy!

This jealousy blinds a man's heart!

Su Yunqie was like a single dog who was kicked while walking on the road. He couldn't bear the grievance and ran away crying.

Of course, the chicken leg in his hand did not fall.

Bai Zhitu lay beside Su Yunyan's ear, touched the small box in his pocket, "Su Su, I'll take you to a place, I have a gift for you."

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