Chapter 15 This is the Faucet
byZhuang Zishu and simultaneously silently didn't close their eyes all night, and fell asleep in the dark after starting to catch up on sleep in the morning, and finally woke up with a jolt to the crisp sound of porcelain.
No wonder he was sensitive, the sound was so similar to the sound of glass being knocked, that Zhuang Zishu, who had been robbed twice, woke up from his dream immediately.
But looking up at the surrounding windows, they were still tightly closed, there was not even a shadow of a person, and there was no trace of the intruder.
It was only a little over four hours before he fell asleep, and suddenly waking up from a deep sleep made him feel that his brain was short of oxygen for a moment, and his body and soul seemed to be flying in the sky on cotton.
With a dazed head, Zhuang Zishu rubbed his swollen temples, and looked at the culprit who made the noise—the salted fish zombie knocking on a plate of meat.
"You are really my ancestor." His voice was so shallow that it seemed weak.
It was still a plate of meat on both sides of the iron gate and one of his arms, Zhuang Zishu yawned and waited for the salted fish zombie to make a choice.
The zombie looked to the left, then to the right, this familiar position, this exact same layout, this strange food wanted to play tricks on itself again!
He stopped knocking on the bowl, bared his sharp teeth lightly, and issued an unspoken warning to the strange food by the iron gate.
Even if you have fed me so many times, you can't play with me casually!
"Yo, are you going to stop eating?" Zhuang Zishu rubbed his sleepy eyes, looked at the salty fish who couldn't understand the language and had too much backbone in front of him, and gave him a thumbs up with the tip of his outstretched left finger.
It is really moving that a zombie can have such perseverance.
Zhuang Zishu's stern face melted slightly when he was woken up, and he took back the plate of barbecue as if touched, and praised: "You are the most spine-chilling zombie I have ever seen, so I will reward you for another day of hunger.".”
The salted fish zombie, who didn't understand what he was talking about, watched him take away the meat from the other side, and sighed in his heart, this evil strange food was just to tease him!
Facing his angry gaze, Zhuang Zishu went back to the living room and changed to the bedroom to sleep. The balcony was prone to be deliberately retaliated by zombies and he couldn't sleep. Let the simultaneously silent who was not woken up bear all this alone.
After he got enough sleep and no longer looked at anything as if it was a distorted film, he got up and went back to the balcony.
On the balcony, Simultaneously Silent was sitting across the door from Salted Fish Zombie, chomping on the instant noodles, such a small enclosed space was filled with the smell of braised beef noodles.
The zombie's face was leaning against the iron gate, its eyes eagerly stuck to the instant noodle bowl in his hand, when it saw Zhuang Zishu stepping out, he immediately backed away three feet away as if avoiding suspicion.
The red marks on the iron door, which are vertical and vertical on his face, show how long he has been sticking to the door and staring at it for a long time.
Zhuang Zishu amusedly kicked the simultaneously silent back with his toe, "Can you be a human being? He hasn't eaten for more than a day and a half and you still want him so much. Ga Ga sees you and feels that you are better than him."Return the dog."
"Wow -!" Labrador barked in response.
"Ga Ga! Where are you from!" Simultaneously silent rubbed the dog's head, and the water in his hands wetted Ga Ga's hair in an instant, forming wisps and strands.
Ga Ga took two steps back in disgust, lying on the ground and rubbing her head with her paws.
Simultaneously silent spread out his hand and looked at his palm, the water in his hand was starting to soak and his palm turned white and chapped, he turned his hand down, and there was a very small stream of water "pattering" down.
He looked up at Zhuang Zishu: "Brother, look, this is a mobile faucet."
The worry that had just gathered in Zhuang Zishu's eyes faded away in an instant: ...
It's not good for children to be stupid. Most of them are born in nature. Don't treat them.
Simultaneously silent stared at the flowing water, stuck out the tip of his tongue and tapped it lightly, then widened his eyes: "Brother! It's really a faucet, it's fresh water, not sweat!"
"Fresh water?" Zhuang Zishu was stunned for a moment, "The blue moon on the day you fainted, don't tell me that blue represents water and red represents fire, then what was the green and white that I fainted for two days?What's unusual?"
"Maybe it hasn't appeared yet," Simultaneously Silent looked at him all over his body. "Brother, the green is mostly wood, do you grow mushrooms on your head in the future? Hahahahahaha ... ah pain!"
The little Chlorophytum next to the iron gate turned into a ball, twisted into a big middle finger and retracted after pumping him.
Simultaneously silent The corners of his mouth collapsed, and he covered his slapped face miserably: "You and Ga Ga are not good people, they will only bully me if they think I'm well-behaved."
"One or two will only turn to the little brother, and I will feed and water you two every day!"
"From tomorrow onwards, I'll pour the water dripping from my hands on you, it's disgusting to you!"
The corners of Zhuang Zishu's mouth twitched: "Promise me, please don't hurt them if you don't love them, I'm afraid I won't dare to touch them in the future."
Seeing the little Chlorophytum who was ready to move and planned to give him another bite, simultaneously silently patted his butt and went back to the living room.
After such a commotion, the salted fish zombie who was holding mushrooms on the side didn't move, and the plate he usually used to hold the meat was held in his arms, like holding some kind of treasure.
Every time Zhuang Zishu saw him like this, he felt like he saw a big down and out dog, but in order to move behind and take him with him, he had to press down the hand he wanted to feed.
Salted Fish Zombie stood in place, his brows were furrowed, his original eyes were hooked downwards, the corners of his eyes were upturned, and the middle and back part of his eyes looked plump and round, which was the most typical Ruifeng eyes.
It's a pity that there is only one black spot left in the pupil, otherwise the way his tangled eyes are bent down will make people feel more guilty.
He seemed to be engaged in some fierce ideological struggle with himself, with his fingers tightly holding the plate in his arms and unconsciously scratching.
Probably he was very hungry, Zhuang Zishu looked at the time and felt that it was about the same, so he could only repeat the same trick, put the barbecue and his arms on both sides again, and stood there looking at him.
Here it goes again, what is this strange food doing?A routine came three times!
The salted fish zombie pressed his hungry belly, could it be that he misunderstood what he meant?
He pondered for a while, and finally looked at the food on the left and right seriously again, but the barbecue on the left was really greasy.
As long as he exchanged the food of the little man who just went back to the living room opposite, he wouldn't see that the arm on the right can't walk anymore!
Anyway, don't you just let yourself choose? The salted fish zombie jumped at Zhuang Zishu wholeheartedly in just two minutes.
Zhuang Zishu helped his forehead, come on, can still be hungry for another day.
The handsome face of the salted fish zombie was hit head-on, and the barbecue on the left disappeared again.
He knows it!Only tatami is the best destination for zombies, and the salted fish zombies who shrank back out of anger wept silently.
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