Chapter 30 Mom!
by"Boss Song's brain circuit and action ability have always been amazing." Zhuang Zishu steamed three meat buns on the stove, and handed one to the simultaneously silent while holding back the heat, "Let's eat breakfast first.".”
"Hot, hot, hot." Simultaneously silently held the bun and tossed it back and forth with his left and right hands. When the skin was not so cold, he held it to his mouth and took a bite.
The stuffing inside the bun was still hot, but the taste was very bright. The thick gravy wrapped in a trace of the fragrance of vegetables slid down the bun skin, and they were swallowed into their mouths in a hurry.
Smacking the taste in his mouth, his simultaneously silent eyes lit up, "Brother! Where did you buy it? The skin is glutinous and chewy, not shriveled at all, and the meat stuffing inside has no fishy smell, okay?delicious."
Zhuang Zishu had already eaten the bun in his hand, and was teaching Song Ju how to eat it at the moment, when he heard the simultaneously silent question, he answered indifferently, "I didn't buy it, I made it myselfof."
"Good wife, no, good husband, brother!" Simultaneously silent sighed cherishingly and finished chewing the bun one bite at a time. It was a pity to look at the empty hand, "I have to eat this bite in the last days."
Song Ju was also very satisfied with the food, Zhuang Zishu felt helpless looking at them like this, "It's not a difficult thing to do, if it weren't for the fact that flour and pork are so precious and scarce now, I could make a cage for you.”
"If I knew I was last night, I wouldn't be in a hurry to show off my cooking skills, so I could eat it earlier," the simultaneously silent saliva drools, and his thinking is more active than anyone else, "The plants in the end of the world have mutated, no accidentsAnimals can do it too? Can they still be eaten after being mutated? I really want to eat and see."
They haven't seen any animals other than Ga Ga so far. They don't know if the zombies will also pose a threat to them, triggering their instinct to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages to hide.
"In Xiaoyue Town, I remember that there are wild boars on the mountains near it. When my old lady was there, I went out to play, and I met some wild boar sellers on the road, and they brought back a little." Zhuang Zishu brieflyAs he pondered, he remembered the lump of meat that he despised as too expensive.
Simultaneously silent rushed to the table like a monkey, the curly hair on his head was trembling with joy, "Is it delicious bro? Let's find it today?"
"The dogs in the hot weather don't move anymore, yet you are still so energetic." Zhuang Zishu looked at the scorching sun outside, the radiance almost blinded his eyes, and the indoor temperature was also rising steadily.I quickly turned on the air conditioner and put ice cubes on it, and said worriedly: "The temperature is so high, won't the external unit of the air conditioner be fried?"
"Wait for the next rain, and the temperature will be much better." The air-conditioning unit blasted hot air outside, and the temperature caused the old trees and vines wrapped around one side to scatter around.Simultaneously silent Looking at the dark and hazy sky, he muttered, "It's so stuffy, why isn't it raining yet, did the water vapor evaporate into outer space?"
"Then do you want to stay at home? I'm going to go out to see the mountains outside now." Zhuang Zishu pulled Song Ju who was trying to stay at home to turn on the air conditioner, put a hat on himself and walked to the door.
Neither of them are at home, so staying here by yourself isn't giving food to zombies!Simultaneously silent grabbed Ga Ga who was about to sleep and rushed out the door."Brother! I'll go and see if there are any wild boars!"
Ga Ga barked a few times, it really thanked Simultaneously Silent for sharing weal and woe with it at this unnecessary time, it's so hot outside!
The old tree vine had been waiting outside for a long time, and when he saw Zhuang Zishu and his party come out, he hung down his stronger and more resilient vines that had mutated due to strengthening, and sent them to the surrounding deep mountains.
On the way to the mountain, Zhuang Zishu saw two zombies fighting over rags.Seeing Song Ju passing in front of them like a puddle of mud, they yelled "ho ho" and stopped fighting each other and stood up obediently.Song Ju straightened his back suddenly, nodded solemnly, and collapsed back after leaving the sight of the two of them.
"Brother, does your boss still have two faces?" Simultaneously silent Song Ju, who looked at the elite faces in front of the corpse and limp behind the corpse, opened his mouth, not knowing what to say.
Zhuang Zishu was not surprised, his face was expressionless, "Elite people, they should, they should."
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The plants in the post-apocalyptic world have become all kinds of strange things. The small camphor tree has mutated, but its appearance has not changed. Today, it leads them around a circle of mountains, and some trees and grasses are of strange colors.In some plants that are still green, there are faintly embedded pink, blue, orange, and various plants and trees.
Simultaneously silent rubbed his eyes, then rubbed his eyes again, "Brother, did you put poisonous mushrooms in the buns in the morning?"
"What poison is poisonous? Did you chew mushrooms this morning?" Zhuang Zishu also opened his eyes a little. He got down from the seat made of old trees and vines, and pulled Song Ju closer to look at those plants.
The tree he approached was blue. From a distance, it was the same as a normal tree except for its color. Only when it got closer could it be seen that it was not the grain and texture of ordinary wood.The trunk is full of tiny fluff, and the whole tree looks like a soft cloth toy.Zhuang Zishu has very good eyesight, he can see that the blue fluff is full of fine and dense holes, crawling in and out with tiny dark blue bugs crawling in and out.
vomit!
Zhuang Zishu's mass phobia was almost aroused, he took a few steps back with his scalp numb, and the roots of his hair stood up slightly.
"What is it, brother?" Simultaneously silent like a curious baby, seeing that Zhuang Zishu's reaction was wrong, he also came to take a look at the blue tree.
The dark blue bug couldn't be seen clearly unless you looked carefully, and it took a lot of effort to see it clearly, and almost jumped back onto Zhuang Zishu's body.
gross!How could this be!what!evil!Heart!
Before he could stand still, a yellow-white lightning-like figure suddenly jumped beside him. Ga Ga, who had been half-slumped on the vine chair with Song Ju, stuck out his tongue, hooked his claws fiercely into the tree trunk, and ran away in a blink of an eye.Into the leaves disappeared.
"Ga Ga! When will you be able to climb trees!" Simultaneously silent rushed to the tree in a panic to find his dog, but was disgusted by the trunk and took two steps back, and could only point to the top of the tree worriedly and angrilyScolding, "Don't even think about jumping on me when you come down! You suffocate me, you make me unable to breathe, you are not too dirty!"
The leaves above trembled fiercely, and after a while, a white light fell from the sky and fell fiercely in front of Zhuang Zishu.
Ga Ga stood up as if nothing had happened and shook its fur. It looked between Zhuang Zishu and simultaneously silently for several times, as if considering something. Finally, it proudly gave Simultaneously silent a look, ran up to Zhuang Zishu and leaned forward.Lifted his mouth.
Seeing this suggestive action, Zhuang Zishu hesitated for a moment before stretching out his hand in front of Ga Ga.Quack carefully spat out a half-white and half-blue oval object from his mouth, which should be an egg if nothing else.Zhuang Zishu held it in his hand, wanted to throw it but didn't dare to throw it, there was no other reason, the blue part of this little thing was all the little dark blue bugs that crawled in and out of the tree!
Those worms tightly covered the surface of the eggshell, and when Ga Ga found it, it was estimated that the entire egg had been covered by the little worms, and it took nearly half of it out of Ga Ga's mouth.
Simultaneously silent Desperately opened Ga Ga's dog's mouth, sure enough, there were also many worms stuck in saliva crawling in its mouth.He wailed in grief, "Ga Ga, you are so disgusting, I don't even know if this thing can be eaten!!"
Quack didn't take it seriously, he licked the dog's mouth and swallowed the worms in one gulp. Zhuangzi endured the discomfort, took out some paper to greet Qi Mu, and poured water on the eggshell, and he wiped it carefully little by little.Get rid of the clinging worms until the egg is a clean one again.
"What the hell is this?" Simultaneously silent poked curiously.
This egg is bigger than a duck's egg, and it is only the size of a goose egg. The shell is pure white without blemishes, it looks ordinary but unique.
Zhuang Zishu subconsciously wanted to pick it up and shake it, but he held back his movements for fear of breaking it. When he wiped it just now, he found that there was a barely visible crack on the surface of the shell.
"I don't know what laid the eggs." Zhuang Zishu looked around, but didn't see any poultry. "Your mouth is really aura. I just asked if there was any mutant animal Ga Ga today, so I picked up an egg and came back."
"Dingduo", the egg in his hand shook slightly, and there was a faint pecking sound from inside.The dark blue bug that was originally wrapped outside probably wanted to eat away at the egg slowly, but now that the shackles from the outside world disappeared, it started to move again.Song Ju got up from the rattan chair at some point and walked to his side. Hearing this sound, he took the egg from Zhuang Zishu's hand.
Zhuang Zishu gave him the egg, and Song Ju was sensitive to some things beyond common sense. don't know if he sensed something wrong with the egg.
He watched Song Ju scrutinize the shell inch by inch, with a solemn expression, then he handed the egg to his mouth, and slowly opened his mouth.
Zhuang Zishu:?
"What are you doing!" He hurriedly snatched the egg from Song Ju's mouth. He didn't know if he sensed the danger from the outside world. He was afraid that the hope of life just now would disappear again, so the egg immediately went up.Like clockwork, he pecked at the eggshell fiercely, until the seam was opened most of the way.
A wet bird's head squeezed out from the crack in the eggshell, and strands of purple, red, and green hairs stuck to its head. It looked really ugly, and it was a little flattering. Zhuang Zishu "hiss"He sighed silently, "The color matching of this bird is really bold."
The little bird's head turned 180 degrees left and right twice, Zhuang Zishu shook his hands in fear, "Now it's more daring, how did its mother design it?"
Mother?The little bird finally fixed its gaze on Zhuang Zishu, and after "chirping" twice, it called out to him loudly, "Mom!"
"..."
Zhuang Zishu had a blank face, what was curiosity and what was fear, he was gone now, he only felt that there was thunder rolling in the sky.
"Hahahahahahaha, brother, it calls you mother!" Simultaneously silent laughing rolled all over the floor, the hand that pointed at Zhuang Zishu trembled uncontrollably.
"Mom! Mom! Mom, Mom, Mom!" The clown bird also got excited with the shocking laughter of the crowd, and kept shouting happily.
Zhuang Zishu wiped his face, "This thing is a parrot, right?"
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