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    "Brother Song, why do you eat human tofu!" The simultaneously silent tone implied contempt, and the difference in his IQ was too great after he occupied the basin again.

    "What wild pork?" Zhuang Zishu rubbed his sleepy eyes, and skillfully pushed Song Ju away, "Why are you stuck again, I always feel like I have a dog."

    Simultaneously silent gestures, pointing to the woods to the west outside, "Over there, over there, I just took Ga Ga and they saw a wild boar from a distance. It's so big, almost one floor high!"

    His saliva was about to flow out of his imagination, "Such a big pig, how many catties of pork belly and how many plates of braised pork?"

    Zhuang Zishu got up and smoothed the wrinkles on his clothes, patted the non-existent Hui Dao, "Then what are you waiting for, let's go."

    "Let's go!" Simultaneously silent followed them to hitch a ride on the old tree vine, and pointed to the road to the west.

    After passing through the densest layer of jungle, a burst of obvious "humming" came into their ears. It should be the wild boar that was simultaneously silent.

    Through the gaps in the forest, a wild boar with dark brown hair that is taller than a calf can be seen vaguely.The beak is sharp, the legs are short, and the hair looks hard and rough. The wild boar did not run away.

    "Is this the only one?" Zhuang Zishu glanced left and right, the huge dense forest was empty, and he saw nothing else.

    "There should be only this one." Simultaneously silent wiped the drool from his mouth, "Brother, shall we go?"

    Zhuang Zishu pressed his body that was about to move, "Don't worry, let's see where it will go and see if they have a nest."

    "Okay." Simultaneously silent sat down with peace of mind, and the three of them waited until the sky became dark before the wild boar finally stopped looking for food and ran to the deep right rear.

    Zhuang Zishu hurriedly followed. The ground shook after the wild boar ran up.

    After the wild boar ran at high speed for a few minutes, it suddenly plunged into the ground and disappeared.

    "Brother, that pig disappeared out of thin air!" Simultaneously silent rubbed his eyes, staring at the flat ground for a moment.

    "It didn't disappear out of thin air," Zhuang Zishu looked at the green grass. "There is a hole here, but it was covered by these slender grasses, so we never found it."

    "Three Caves of the Sly Pig?" Simultaneously silently stretched out his hand and pressed it down. Sure enough, his hand sank straight down, and the ground was empty.

    They didn't know what was going on underground, so he turned to look at Zhuang Zishu: "Brother, do we want to chase it down?"

    Song Ju's IQ has not grown back yet. Although his combat power is still very high, he still feels unreliable. After thinking about it, Zhuang Zishu shook his head, "Forget it, don't go down today, it's not safe.When Song Ju recovers, we will come together again."

    "Alas," Qi Mu sighed sadly as the meat flew away from his mouth, "So many braised pork, it just disappeared."

    Braised pork?Gone?

    Song Ju didn't agree, he looked at the place where the simultaneously silent hand was holding, jumped up and plunged in, and disappeared into the grass in an instant.

    "Boss Song?!" Simultaneously silent reached out to grab a piece of air, looked helplessly at the small hole that was slowly closing, "Brother, what should I do if he jumped in."

    Zhuang Zishu was also thrown into disarray by the sudden change. After thinking for a few seconds, he gritted his teeth and jumped in, "I'll look for it."

    "Brother! Wait for me!" Although Zhuang Zishu didn't mention him, Qi Han still felt that following them was the most at ease, so after they disappeared, he jumped down without hesitation.

    After being submerged by the bushes, there was a brief darkness, and there was a sloping slideway under his body. After he stretched out his hands and waved them silently for a long time, his eyes suddenly brightened.

    As soon as his feet touched the ground, he got up and said, "Where is this place!"

    Zhuang Zishu stood in front of him like a mallet, and all of them leaned forward and patted him on the shoulder, "Brother, what are you doing here? Where's Boss Song?"

    Zhuang Zishu turned his head, his expression was a bit vicissitudes, "Come down a step late, he left there to go crazy."

    Simultaneously silent Looking in the direction of Zhuang Zishu's finger, this hole leads to some unknown place, maybe it is a hollow in the mountain, and the sun shines in from nowhere, but the inside is quite bright.

    A layer of wet fern spread on the ground, and there were groups of wild boars and plump mountain hares scurrying all over the ground.Crazier than them was Song Ju who was scurrying among wild boars.

    He looked like a tall, long-legged president, striding wildly and chasing wild boars, which was really eye-catching. There was already a wild boar lying quietly on the ground beside him.

    "It's really crazy." Simultaneously silent also maintained the same posture, silently looking at Song Ju who was among the wild boars.

    After running for a long time, after Song Ju killed another wild boar, his running speed gradually slowed down, and he stopped slowly. Zhuang Zishu immediately understood, and elbowed the simultaneously silent man, "Look, wake up!"gone."

    Although Song Ju was awake now, he still didn't come to meet them, but watched the herd of wild boars and hares still running wildly in the wind.

    "Brother Song!" Simultaneously silent shouted with his hands spread out like a trumpet, "Why don't you come here!"

    Zhuang Zishu snorted, "Give Boss Song some buffer time, anyone who suddenly wakes up and finds himself running around and catching pigs in the pig pile will not be able to accept it, let alone someone like Song Ju."

    "Unexpectedly." Simultaneously silent shook his head emotionally, "I thought I loved your braised pork enough, but I didn't expect Boss Song to be the potential fanatic, willing to go to the pit to catch pigs just for this one bite.”

    Song Ju stood there for a long time before he adjusted his pace and calmly walked back among them pretending nothing happened, "Go and put the pigs into the space, heck, these two are enough for us to eat for a long time."

    "Is this edible? Is it poisonous?" Zhuang Zishu also cooperated with him to turn a blind eye. He kept the wild boar in the space according to his words, and was chased by the lunatic for two full circles. Those fierce wild boars also hid far away at the moment.Don't dare to come any closer.

    Song Ju coughed uncomfortably, "It should be possible. They didn't turn into zombified human beings, but simply mutated and became larger, just like those bugs on the mutant tree. Ga Ga and that parrot can still be eaten without any accidents..”

    "That's fine." After Song Ju stopped, Zhuang Zishu was finally able to take a closer look at this huge natural hole. The hole was about the size of two football fields, and only wild boars and mountain rabbits lived in peace..

    "It's no wonder we can't even see a single animal on the mountain. They're all hiding here. You can't find it even if you turn over the turf." Simultaneously silent looked at the mountain rabbit that was almost half his size and swallowed."One is enough for the three of us to eat for two or three days."

    "We have no shortage of food now, there is no need to slaughter them all and store them in the space, let them multiply slowly for a while." Zhuang Zishu returned to the side of the slide that fell down, and climbed up on the sand, "Go out in a while to find out if there is any conspicuous reference, we can come back next time, let’s come here today, and go back to make braised pork.”

    Finally saving a plate of meat without digging and digging, simultaneously silently raised his hands and feet in favor of the proposal to go home.

    The old tree vines have been coiling around the entrance of the cave, and when they saw them coming out, they consciously tangle into a platform.

    ——

    After experiencing the two extreme weathers of scorching heat and heavy rain, Zhuang Zishu and the others thought that there would be a rare and normal climate, but except that the temperature in the first half month was particularly comfortable from high to low, it has now broken the normal.late summer temperatures.

    Simultaneously silent shivering and added another coat to himself, "Is this weather funny? It's high and low, thanks to my youth and strength, otherwise I'll catch a cold sooner or later."

    Zhuang Zishu carefully protected the rice seedlings that had grown a lot, "Be content, it's cold in winter and there is an air conditioner, it's really impossible to fill a few more bottles of mineral water with hot water, and cover it at night, your life will still be the sameVery moisturizing."

    "I'm as moisturised as they are." The named Ga Ga and the parrot have moved from the simultaneously silent room to the living room to sleep.What happened, but Ga Ga is almost like a pony and can carry people around, not to mention that its body still hasn't stopped growing, and I don't know what it will look like in the end.

    "You two big brothers are still laughing at the second brother?" Zhuang Zishu re-laid the winter mattress, "Ga Ga is full of hair, you can hug him to sleep when the temperature cools down completely, a pure natural hand warmerElectric blanket."

    Simultaneously silent pounced on it, rubbed it twice, and lay down on his back relaxed, "We haven't received any news from the outside world for a long time. I don't know if the base in Xiang City has been built, and what they will use to resist zombies and spend time."Winter."

    "Maybe they have also developed a set of methods to adapt to the end times. Cold winter... I can't say that. It was hot summer when I fled. Winter clothes and bedding are thick and heavy. It is impossible for someone to bring them. Most of them have to go.For housing collection in the city, it might be better if there are fewer people in the base." Zhuang Zishu threw a thick quilt to the simultaneously silent bed, and reminded: "You can make your own room."

    Simultaneously silent took the quilt, curled his lips jealously, "Brother Song is a zombie, he is not afraid of cold or heat, brother, you should make another quilt for him."

    "Don't think about comparing yourself with Song Ju." Zhuangzi glanced at him disapprovingly and shook his head. "He has so many supernatural powers. If zombies or mutated animals and plants really invade, we'll point him to live."

    Simultaneously silent nodded, looked at him narrowly again, and smiled maliciously, "But you still have the most important thing to say, bro."

    "What's the most important thing I didn't say?" Zhuang Zishu looked at him with a look of eagerness to hear the details, but he wanted to see if Simultaneously Silent had any different opinions.

    "The most important thing——" the simultaneously silent dragged on, "Isn't it because Brother Song crawls into bed every night when he is not awake, but his body temperature has always been low, and now the weather is so cold, you don't want to let himDid he just sleep next to you?"

    "..." Zhuang Zishu opened his mouth and then fell silent. What Qi Mu said was so reasonable that he couldn't refute it.

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