Chapter 16 Paperwork

Chapter 16 Paperwork

Yu Zhibai's hands were very cold. When he was like a human, his body temperature was not so low. It was slightly lower, but it was not as cold as the temperature of a person long after death.

It hasn't forgotten to answer Shang Nan's question about how it got in.

"Comed in through the crack in the door." it answered.

Door crack?

Shannan was stunned for a moment.

How wide is the crack in the door? It is difficult for light to pass through. How can it go through the crack in the door?Shang Nan felt incredible and shuddered at the same time.

His wrist was pinched in Yu Zhibai's hand, and the other party had no intention of letting go, but this posture tested the core strength. Shannan's elbow supported all the weight of his upper body, and he finally felt sore. He fell forward, and YuZhibai catches him.

Looking into the other party's dim eyes, Shannan said helplessly: "I don't want you to hurt her."

Yu Zhibai's eyes suddenly darkened, "Do you like her?"

Shang Nan felt that this was unreasonable, but due to the other party's current inhuman condition, which made no sense, and had no etiquette or ethics in his eyes, Shang Nan did not care about him.

"I don't want you to hurt anyone." He meant it.

When Yu Zhibai heard the answer, he lowered his head and whispered: "No one is more important than me."

"..."

Shang Nan's other hand on the quilt quietly clenched his fist, and he endured, "You are more important than anyone else."

If the paper man continues to be entangled, unreasonable and messy, then Shannan will lose his temper.

Drive it out and seal the crack in the door.

Yu Zhibai slowly curved the corners of his lips. The color of his lips seemed to be painted with paint. They were thick and bright red. When he smiled, he felt a strong sense of weirdness and discomfort.

"Okay." Yu Zhibai raised his head and his eyes fell on Shang Nan's pinched neck. Shang Nan's skin was very white, different from it, and different from those ugly humans. It was so white that it was delicate and clean, soIt will be especially obvious after leaving a mark.

Dai Lili lost all her sanity at that time and was controlled by resentment. Her strength was not something that humans could shake. She was already thin, and her fingers without any flesh became like iron chains strangling Shan Nan's neck. They kept tightening.There was a clearly visible half-circle of bruises on Nan's neck. If anyone happened to see it, they would be frightened and think that they encountered an evil spirit on the way to Nan.

Yu Zhibai stretched out his arm and touched the place where Shannan had wrapped a circle of gauze. "Next time, I will definitely break her neck." It said softly.

The paper man is not a human being, it will only treat Shannan well in its own way.

The two went to school together the next day.

It was dawn, and Shannan needed to have breakfast. The taxi stopped at a breakfast shop not far from the school. It was Yu Zhibai who took Shannan there.

Shannan looked at the menu and said wow, "Can you still choose delicious food?"

Yu Zhibai shook his head, "Grandma likes to eat."

Mrs. Yu is old and can't walk a few steps. She is the only one in the family who needs to eat, but it's also because she is old and can't digest much.She liked to eat millet porridge and flower rolls from this restaurant, so Yu Zhibai often bought them for her.

The steamer was stacked as tall as a person. As soon as the lid was opened, scorching white mist suddenly rose. The boss's face was blurred behind him. Among the customers were students from Changyu High School and office workers. A basket of steamed buns and flower rolls was sold out quickly.Light.

But in Yu Zhibai's eyes, this was not as delicious as the incense paper money burned to the dead.

Shannan seemed to like it.

White porridge, xiaolongbao, and a small plate of kimchi. Shannan holds disposable chopsticks with her beautiful fingers. When she bites open the xiaolongbao, she reveals her neat teeth and a slightly raised tongue.

"It's delicious!" Shannan said with surprise on his face.

Yu Zhibai smiled and said, "Okay."

After saying this, Shannan lowered his head and started eating seriously.

He has a small appetite and eats gracefully, taking small sips into his mouth.

A burst of noise came from behind. I thought it came from far away, but I didn't expect it to come closer and closer. The suona opened the way, the gongs and drums were noisy, and the chaotic human voices sounded like ghosts.

Shang Nan was originally very focused on eating, but there was too much movement. He couldn't help but put down his spoon and look behind him. At this sight, Shang Nan was stunned.

What you see is a dank and weird red, fiery red, bright red, dark red, red mist, red clothes, red flags and luxurious sedan chairs.With the momentum of sweeping thousands of troops, the team opened the way with tall and strong white horses, followed by followers, both men and women, carrying countless boxes and cages.

It was a procession to welcome or send off a bride, but it was definitely not human. Their feet were off the ground, and their faces were pale and green. They looked festive, but they looked weirder than a funeral.

The procession passed by the breakfast shop, as if no one was watching, and passed directly through the guests and tables blocking the way. When the huge sedan passed by to admire the south, the curtain seemed to be blown by the wind and lifted...

A pointed black chin appeared in Shang Nan's field of vision. Shang Nan subconsciously tilted his head to see clearly. When he tilted his head, a cool feeling hit his cheek. Then, his face was pulled back by Yu Zhibai, and Shang NanNan looked into Yu Zhibai's eyes, and Yu Zhibai said: "This is the wedding team for the underworld wedding. If you see the bride's face, you are the groom."

"Ah?" Shannan subconsciously wanted to look again, but Yu Zhibai held his side face and stopped him again. Shannan saw that the sedan chair had already arrived in front of him. The end of the line could not be seen at a glance, and it took a long time before it completely disappeared from sight.During this period, Shan Nan breathed a sigh of relief and asked, "Why?"

Yu Zhibai reluctantly touched Shannan's face before taking his hand back, "I don't know, maybe it's because you were chosen by her."

"Such things happen every day. Only the chosen one can see it, but as long as you don't look at her, you won't be pulled away."

Seeing that Shan Nan hadn't come back to his senses, Yu Zhibai thought for a while and leaned on the table, his expression suddenly turned yearning, "You like it? You can also like me..."

Shannan came to his senses and asked, "What did you say?"

"I said," Yu Zhibai held his chin, "I will make a more beautiful sedan chair than before, as well as a wedding procession. I will give you as much pomp and circumstance as you want. I will also wear beautiful phoenix crowns and harems.", Shili Hongzhuang..."

Shang Nan's expression slowly turned solid. He picked up a small steamed bun with chopsticks and stuffed it into Yu Zhibai's mouth. He stood up expressionlessly, carrying his schoolbag and walking towards the school.

Yu Zhibai spat out the buns in his mouth and put them on the plate. Thinking that Shannan had fed them, he picked them up again and stuffed them into his mouth and swallowed them directly.

Yu Zhibai caught up with Shan Nan and walked side by side with him. This road was the same road that the wedding party had just taken. Yu Zhibai's smile widened to a weird look.

"Didn't you say you like me? Don't you want to marry me?"

[14: Here it comes again.]

[14: According to the monster behavior analysis shown in my database, it should be courting a mate at the moment.]

Courtship?

What courtship?

Who to ask for?

Does it know what it is and just seek a mate?

Shang Nan was so angry that he wanted to laugh, but he was also really soft-hearted.

If he hadn't been soft-hearted, he wouldn't have been chosen for this mission.

Even if Yu Zhibai is a paper man.

From the moment he was ready to move forward on the rooftop, his choice represented his choice in all similar situations in the future.

Shang Nan remained silent, and Yu Zhibai's mouth slowly became flat, not too happy either.The silence between the two lasted until class began.

Shang Nan handed a small piece of paper to Yu Zhibai's desk, with a line written on it: Are you angry?

Yu Zhibai had obviously seen it, but he didn't answer. After a while, he wrote "No." He also tore the piece of paper into the shape of a small paper man, and let the little paper man run in the middle.run.

Shang Nan: "..."

Shang Nan saw that Yu Zhibai was obviously still concerned that she didn't answer his question before, so he could only continue to write: Aren't we friends?

The little paper man crawled into Yu Zhibai's hand, and after a while, crawled back again.

——Then can I bite your mouth?

Shannan turned his head and glanced at Yu Zhibai. Before he could reply, the teacher on the podium threw a piece of chalk and hit Yu Zhibai on the forehead, "Get out."

He only allowed Shannan to go out, without mentioning Yu Zhibai. Shannan didn't want him, so he stood up and went out. His steps seemed a little impatient, which made the unaware teacher so angry that he quickly took a deep breath.

The little paper man was still lying quietly on the table where he admired the south, turning over every few seconds. Yu Zhibai stared at it for a while, then reached out to pick up the little paper man and tore it up without saying a word..

It wasn't until class was over that Shan Nan returned to the classroom. He was cold all over from the blow outside, but he was sobered by the blow that he figured it out.

As long as you can save the monsters and succeed in the mission, you can do anything.

Since the goal remains the same, there is no need to limit the ways and means to reach the end.

The classroom was relatively warm. After Shannan sat down, he was just about to talk to Yu Zhibai, who was immersed in his homework, when he was interrupted by Zhang Hu. Zhang Hu held a paper bag and placed it in front of Shannan, "Cake, I left it here specially."For you."

"By the way..." Zhang Hu glanced at Yu Zhibai mysteriously and raised his voice deliberately, "I brought you two love letters~ one is from my junior high school classmate, and the other is from my elementary school classmate., I told you that you have someone you like, but they don’t believe it and insist that I bring it to you. If that’s okay, just give me a message.”

Two love letters, one pink envelope and one light blue envelope, are all very delicate and beautiful, but it is quite impressive to be able to prepare such a letter overnight.

Shang Nan glanced at Yu Zhibai, who was silent and had no reaction at all. After thinking for a while, he took the two love letters from Zhang Hu's hand and said, "Then, let me take a look."

He deliberately asked: "How do you look?"

Zhang Hu was also very kind and said hurriedly: "You are definitely good-looking. You can tell by looking at me that my friends are not much different." Zhang Hu, who had obviously gained weight this winter and had a double chin, was very surprised.confidence.

Shannan was actually not interested in love letters or anything like that, so he didn't read them carefully after opening them.

While he was still reading the front and back of the flirting letter, his wrist was suddenly held by Yu Zhibai. He was dragged away from the chair by Yu Zhibai and almost fell to the ground.

"Hey...Yu Zhibai..."

Zhang Hu was startled by the movement. He clutched his chest and his heart was beating wildly. "Damn, Yu Zhibai is so scary. His reaction is so big?!"

Shannan was pulled by Yu Zhibai to the large multimedia classroom on the same floor. Except for class activities, no one usually used it.

"Are you angry?" Shang Nan tilted his head and looked at Yu Zhibai, "Because of the love letter?" Shang Nan waved the deformed envelope in his hand in front of Yu Zhibai's eyes, "They want to fall in love with me, right?Be friends, I’ll only be friends with you.”

Shang Nan was standing on the podium, a little higher than Yu Zhibai.

Yu Zhibai raised his eyes, his eyes were gray and unclear, and his pupils were dark. He changed back to ink-colored eyeballs, which were bottomless, making it difficult to figure out what he was looking at.

It suddenly reached out and snatched the love letter from Shannan's hand.

Then, in front of Shang Nan, it tore up the love letter and stuffed it into its mouth, chewed it a few times, and spat it out, "It tastes really bad."

The author has something to say: The paper that wiped my wife’s saliva: Not bad

Love letter from a love rival: Bah, even dogs won’t eat it