Chapter 045: Kidneys x Delicate Wife x Love-Struck Brain (22)

Chapter 045: Kidneys x Delicate Wife x Love-Struck Brain (22)

The divorce procedures in the morning went extremely fast.

Since both Zhou Guanghe and Shi Cunyu had gotten up early, they didn’t even have to queue, and within five minutes, they received their divorce certificates.

Zhou Guanghe claimed he had something urgent to attend to out of town and let Shi Cunyu take a taxi home by himself.

He was already itching with anticipation.

Overnight, fifteen hidden cameras had been installed throughout the house, each positioned for clear and direct views.

He had to figure out how this liar could profess deep love for him one moment and then sign the divorce papers without batting an eye, leaving so carefree.

While lost in thoughts about what might happen next, his cousin sent a message with an awkward emoji.

[Cousin]: You got divorced?

[Zhou]: ?

[Cousin]: Sorry, the young people in the family are quite active online...

Zhou Guanghe had a bad feeling and clicked on the Xiaohongshu link his cousin sent.

Poster: Love Myself Fiercely

Title: Divorced, Starting a New Life Today.

Content:

When my husband came back home, both houses and two cars were mortgaged, leaving us almost penniless.

Not only did his mother force him to sign a promissory note, but she also berated him mercilessly. I couldn’t stand it and spoke up for him.

Unexpectedly, that very night, his mother ordered him to divorce me, and he complied.

I know why he divorced me.

Ultimately, it’s because I’m a man and can’t bear a healthy son!

Before marriage, they were picky about me, not because of my poor background, but because they hated that I couldn’t give them a grandson in four years!

I don’t blame heaven or earth; not being able to have children is not my fault!

Now that we’re divorced, where he gambles is none of my business anymore!

A new life awaits, facing the sea, with warm spring blossoms!

Pizza Heart: I’m here, baby, I’m here—

Mint Milk Green: Good news!! The delicate wife has been kicked out!! The scumbag’s assets are gone!! That gambling brother can’t come back from abroad!!

This time, this is the happy ending the netizens deserve!!

Fake News: Is this the finale? No way, it’s not satisfying enough [Rage][Rage][Rage]! Write more, I want to read more!

Concrete Spaghetti: Why am I so happy you got divorced? My blood pressure is down, my breathing is lighter, my heartbeat is calmer, and my breasts feel better!

Write more follow-ups [Urgent], preferably about the miserable life of the gambling scumbag! More, more, more! Even if it’s made up, I’ll enjoy reading it!

Zhou Guanghe quickly glanced through the comments, his anger rising even more.

Who are you calling a gambling dog? Do I have anything to do with those people?

Playing poker is precise strategy; wins and losses are normal. It’s just that the stakes were high. What do these vocational school kids know?!

He initially wanted to smash his phone with a fierce expression but held back at the last second, a crazier revenge plan forming in his mind.

What good would posting a video after the fact do?

It should be live, showing Shi Cunyu’s ugly state to all the netizens clearly!

This was a perfect opportunity to clear his name on the internet and win back a major victory!

Throughout the afternoon, Zhou Guanghe registered for live streaming and tried to understand the functions of different buttons on the interface.

When his assistant called to say Doctor Jiang and Mr. Bai had entered the house, Zhou Guanghe immediately drove off, rushing home as soon as possible.

No, he couldn’t just barge in; he needed absolute certainty before going live!

The car was parked cleverly, allowing him to see the empty living room through binoculars.

Zhou Guanghe waited for a while and then called Bai Li.

"Where are you?" he asked in a casual tone, "Let’s go out for drinks."

Bai Li covered his mouth, his voice unnatural: "I, I’m not very convenient right now."

Zhou Guanghe’s tone became subtle, picturing the scene in his mind: "What… are you doing?"

"I can’t explain, I’m a bit busy, I’ll hang up first."

Before Zhou Guanghe could ask further, the call ended abruptly.

Zhou Guanghe immediately started the live stream, using the account name ‘Mr. Zhou Himself’.

After today, he would no longer be known as a notorious gambling scumbag!

His reputation would be restored, reclaiming his top choice status for marriage nationwide!

As soon as the live stream opened, thousands of viewers flooded in, becoming even more excited upon seeing Zhou Guanghe's face, inviting their friends to join in the spectacle.

[Is that really Zhou Guanghe? That big scumbag?]

[Gamblers deserve to die! Gamblers deserve to die! Gamblers deserve to die!]

[Oh, isn't this Professor Zhou? You're specifically going live to get cursed at?]

[Holy crap, the title says "Live Catching Cheaters." Could it be that his beloved wife is actually cheating behind his back?]

Zhou Guanghe chose the most handsome angle and said expressionlessly, "Actually, what you've seen isn't the truth."

"Today, I'll show you what he's been doing behind my back."

The number of viewers instantly swelled to twenty or thirty thousand. Due to the surge in information flow, the live stream began to lag.

[Is there a twist?! There's a twist?! This is my first time watching someone catch a cheater, I'm so nervous!]

[Could it be that Mr. Zhou has been falsely accused all along? And he's been wearing several green hats?]

[No way, can you two not be so obsessed with each other? You're already divorced, yet you still love him so much...]

Zhou Guanghe was afraid of missing the timing and ignored the barrage of questions in the chat, rushing straight into his house.

The four maids were sitting in the corner of the living room watching TV and were startled by his sudden appearance.

"M-M-M-Mr. Zhou!"

Zhou Guanghe glared at the middle-aged dating show on TV and demanded harshly, "Where are the other three?"

The maid was almost in tears, "They're all in the kitchen! They haven't come out for nearly half an hour!"

Playing quite a game, aren't they!

Zhou Guanghe didn't have time to argue with them and rushed towards the kitchen with his phone.

He had miscalculated; he had installed hidden cameras everywhere—guest room, master bedroom, even the maids' quarters—but he had forgotten about the kitchen!

Fortunately, he had the live stream, with tens of thousands of viewers witnessing what was about to happen!

There wasn't a single sound of cooking or any smell, but who knew what kind of debauchery was happening in the kitchen!

You three, playing quite a game!

Zhou Guanghe was in a complete frenzy, no longer caring about the Bai family or any familial alliances.

He wanted Shi Cunyu to become infamous, to be the biggest joke on the internet, to feel the pain of being cyberbullied!

With this thought, Zhou Guanghe couldn't wait another second and kicked open the tightly closed kitchen door.

"Boom!"

The three men were seated around the long table, holding carp fish, and looked up in unison.

Shi Cunyu blinked and greeted him habitually.

"You're back?"

"I've got you now—" Zhou Guanghe roared halfway through before noticing that all three were fully dressed, even with chairs between them.

Each held a carp with its scales removed, with tweezers, scissors, and long needles beside them.

The chat exploded with laughter.

[Holy crap, what kind of cheating scene is this? Hahaha]

[Case solved, the cheaters are three carp fish!]

[Gambling really messes with your mind, how are you going to explain this? Hahaha]

[Hilarious, I was wondering what kind of apron play they could be doing in the kitchen. Nice one, Old Zhou!]

Zhou Guanghe's veins bulged as he desperately tried to find evidence of their wrongdoing.

"What are you three doing?!"

"Uh," Bai Li, holding a fish, explained, "We're dissecting carp."

Doctor Jiang looked at his phone camera, hesitated for a moment, and then explained honestly, "I told Mr. Bai that a previous biology competition question involved dissecting carp and extracting specific bones."

"Mr. Bai didn't believe me and dragged Mr. Shi into trying it together."

Zhou Guanghe finally realized why Bai Li was covering his nose—it was because he couldn't stand the smell of the fish.

He had fallen for their trap, he had fallen for their trap!!

Feeling like he had been struck by lightning, Zhou Guanghe took a few steps back, speechless, even forgetting to turn off the live stream.

The focus of the chat had completely shifted.

[What? Dissecting carp gets you into Tsinghua? If that's the case, I've killed fish for ten years at RT-Mart, should I go to Harvard?]

[Wow, everyone here except Zhou Dog is so handsome—one cute, one beautiful, one incredibly hot. Zhou Dog, what do you have to be hanging out with them? Oh right, they don't even include you!!]

[Stop being so anti-intellectual, will you? Killing fish is easy, but extracting the nerves and heart is incredibly difficult!]

[Are any of these handsome guys single? Take me in, take me in! I'm also in biology and want to study further and find a boyfriend!]

[Surprise! The rich are secretly... dissecting carp!]

Bai Li got fish blood all over his hands and got up to wash them, looking quite troubled.

“I don’t believe it. How can this be so difficult? I’m not even as good as a high school student!”

“One more fish, I’ll try again!!”

“There are also some shrimp next to it; you can switch to another subject if you get bored.” Shi Cunyu pointed to the basin. “But if you want to count the number of blood vessels connected to the heart with your naked eye, maybe... you should still struggle with the shoulder girdle bone of the crucian carp?”

Zhou Guanghe looked at everything in the kitchen with a grim face, and his phone vibrated in his hand.

“Guanghe,” his cousin said helplessly, “everyone in the family has seen it. Auntie told you to turn off the live stream quickly and not disgrace the Zhou family.”

Before this call ended, five or six more calls came in simultaneously, making the call interface chaotic.

“Disgrace your whole family!!!”

Zhou Guanghe roared and threw his phone into the basin full of fish and shrimp, then turned and left.

Everyone’s gone mad, everyone’s gone mad; he couldn’t stay in this haunted house any longer!!!

The live stream suddenly went black, but the audience didn’t disperse, still feeling unsatisfied.

[Really wanted to see that jerk’s ugly face hahaha didn’t expect it to turn out like this]

[Don’t end the live stream! I want to watch the handsome doctor dissect the crucian carp aaaaah!]

[Jiaofu! Jiaofu, are you there! Jiaofu, start streaming aaaaah I want to send you gifts!!]

In a few minutes, Bai Li poked the crucian carp meat into a mess with the dissection needle, cursing as he got up to wash his hands again.

Keding let out a long sigh of relief and lay comfortably beside the long table.

Victory! Complete victory!!!

“Planning to rest?”

“Yeah!”

Doctor Jiang looked at him kindly. “Did you separate the blood vessels around the fish’s heart?”

Keding kept lying on the table. “Uh...”

Doctor Jiang asked calmly, “Can’t even handle a crucian carp, yet you want to go into neurosurgery?”

Keding whined pitifully, “Stop scolding me already!!”