Chapter 93: There’s No Explaining It to You Lonely Singles

Chapter 93: Can't Explain It to You Single Dogs

Jiang Xun took a deep breath, ignored him, and walked toward his own room. Chen Wang stood at the door and asked, "Come in and chat for a bit?"

Jiang Xun paused, turned around, and entered his room.

He opened the little cake box. The cake and cream inside were already squashed flat, but he didn't mind at all. He picked up a fork and started eating.

Chen Wang sat on the sofa nearby, crossing his legs, and said, "It's already like that and you're still eating it? You go broke or something? And why would you buy a witch cake? What kind of weird kink is that?"

Jiang Xun said, "It was Mickey Mouse originally. Your Gu Sai headbutted it into a witch."

Chen Wang caught on immediately and could already guess who gave it to him.

"Mi Qi sent it to you?"

"Yeah."

"Wow, moving pretty fast, huh? He's already sending you cakes." Chen Wang said approvingly, "He's learning the ropes. When you got time, bring Mi Qi and Gu Sai out for a meal."

Jiang Xun swallowed the cake in his mouth, wiped his lips, and said, "He's using a girl account to fish for me. He doesn't know who I am. He told me to call him 'sister' and say all this embarrassing stuff. If I did, he'd reward me with a little cake, delivered by a courier."

Chen Wang was about to ask "Did you say it?" but looking at the cake Jiang Xun had already finished, he figured the answer was right there.

He rolled his eyes. "Damn, I really don't wanna talk to you freaks. Jiang Xun, when are you gonna be normal? If you like someone, just go after them openly."

Jiang Xun said expressionlessly, "But I really enjoy being treated like prey."

Chen Wang sighed and shook his head. "You two are a match made in crazy. Why don't you drink some Chinese medicine to fix yourself up?"

"Look at me and Gu Sai—this is what a real relationship looks like! You have no idea how good Gu Sai is to me. He feeds me, bathes me, and when he's scared I might hurt my wound, he even takes the initiative to ride the little rocking car..."

Jiang Xun: ...

After showing off and successfully leaving the other guy speechless, Chen Wang felt it still wasn't enough. He lay on the bed, opened the "Late Night Food Gang" group chat, and sent a message.

"Top Celebrity Great Movie Emperor": Hey, I got an announcement to make.

Lu Mo replied instantly: Spill.

"Top Celebrity Great Movie Emperor": Me and Gu Sai are officially dating now!

Lu Mo replied with an ellipsis, and Xiao Bai was also dragged out.

"Here to Make Up the Numbers": Poor Gu Sai, he's finally fallen into your clutches.

"Top Celebrity Great Movie Emperor": What are you talking about? This is mutual affection!

At this moment, Li Wencheng also came out to join the conversation.

"Hardworking Pig Farmer": Chen Wang, I'll say it again—be good to Gu Sai. I've got plenty of great guys around me.

"Top Celebrity Great Movie Emperor": Of course I'll be very good to Gu Sai! And put away your little schemes. With me around, Gu Sai won't even look at another guy!

"World-Famous Painter": Heh, Wangzai, you're still this confident.

"Top Celebrity Great Movie Emperor": Of course! You have no idea how much Gu Sai loves me! Last night before bed, he insisted on confessing to me, hugging me and saying he loves me, loves me the most, only loves me. Before leaving today, he was all clingy asking for a hug, and called me 'hubby'—it melted my heart. I really wanted to wave my hand and say, screw the filming, hubby will pay the penalty fee for you!

"Here to Make Up the Numbers": Heh.

"Top Celebrity Great Movie Emperor": When two people who are physically and emotionally attracted to each other get together, it's like this—they don't wanna be apart for even a second. Sigh, can't explain it to you single dogs.

"World-Famous Painter": Hiss... The more I listen, the more it sounds like you're making stuff up.

"Here to Make Up the Numbers": He's committing a crime.

Chen Wang took their replies as envy and jealousy.

"Top Celebrity Great Movie Emperor": Sigh, Gu Sai and I have already been apart for an hour and seven minutes. I'm already dying of lovesickness. There's still a trace of his scent on the pillow, but it's not enough to ease my longing for him. I can't take it anymore—I'm gonna visit him on set!

"Here to Make Up the Numbers": Feels like Gu Sai is dating a clingy monkey.

"Top Celebrity Great Movie Emperor": Sigh, I really envy you people who've never truly been loved. You don't understand what being inseparable means, let alone the taste of lovesickness to the bone. I'm different—from now on, I'll be drowning in Gu Sai's love every day~

"World-Famous Painter": Heh, heh.

"Hardworking Pig Farmer" has left the group chat.

Having shown off just the right amount, Chen Wang hummed a tune contentedly as he got up, got dressed, and called his driver to pick him up.

On the way, he also bought milk tea for the whole crew.

Today's filming was still outdoors—a scene of the little fox being bullied and mocked by the clan.

A bunch of extras were wearing the same outfit as Gu Sai, but Chen Wang still spotted him at a glance.

He was too dazzling.

Xiao Song and the driver went to hand out the milk tea, while Chen Wang sat next to the director, watching the monitor.

The director asked how he was doing, and he said it was just a minor injury, no big deal. His eyes never left Gu Sai on the monitor.

The director looked at his almost obsessive gaze, then at Gu Sai, and combined with how Chen Wang had used himself as a cushion for Gu Sai yesterday, seemed to understand something and smiled knowingly.

"Gu Sai is very suited for this role—innocent, pure, beautiful, and adorable. It doesn't feel like acting at all. He has a bright future ahead," he said.

Chen Wang nodded. "I think so too."

When someone praised his wife, of course he was happy.

After finishing a scene, Gu Sai went to the side to touch up his makeup. He turned his head and spotted Chen Wang, his mouth falling open in surprise.

Shouldn't this guy be resting at the hotel? Why was he here?

Chen Wang walked toward him holding a cup of milk tea, a smile on his face and tenderness in his eyes, making Gu Sai stare in a daze.

At that moment, Cheng Ji, who had some free time from the B-unit filming a few kilometers away, came barreling over in a sand buggy.

"Gu Sai! Gu Sai!"

The dust kicked up by the vehicle made everyone on set cough, and he nearly ran Chen Wang over—luckily, Chen Wang dodged just in time.

With a screech, he stopped the buggy right in front of Gu Sai and presented a paper bag like it was a treasure.

"Gu Sai, this is the matcha-flavored youtiao I bought. It's really hard to get—try it!"

Gu Sai coughed a couple of times, waved away the dust, and looked for Chen Wang.

"Cheng Ji, don't drive so fast. It's too dangerous—you almost hit someone."

"Who's that?" Cheng Ji scratched his head and asked.

As the dust settled, Chen Wang showed up looking pissed. Cheng Ji blinked awkwardly: "I... I was just looking at Gu Sai, so I didn't see you."

Chen Wang gritted his teeth and took a deep breath. He figured it was time to teach this kid a lesson.

"Cheng Ji, come here, I need to tell you something," he said with a smile.

But Cheng Ji had a bad feeling: "What is it?"

Chen Wang took Gu Sai's hand and motioned for Cheng Ji to follow him into the RV. Cheng Ji, being clueless, followed right along.

"Come, stand here," Chen Wang said, placing Cheng Ji in front of him and Gu Sai.

Cheng Ji was still confused: "What's up? What's this for?"

Gu Sai was equally puzzled, looking bewildered. What the heck was Chen Wang up to?

Chen Wang fixed his hair and straightened his clothes, then said seriously to Cheng Ji: "Watch closely."

Then, he cupped Gu Sai's face and planted a firm kiss on his lips.

Gu Sai: ???

Cheng Ji: !!!

After the kiss, Chen Wang licked his lips, laced his fingers through Gu Sai's, and explained calmly: "See that? Gu Sai and I are already together. We're in a relationship now, so I have the right to warn you: stop having any funny ideas about Gu Sai."

He glanced down at the matcha-flavored fried dough sticks in Cheng Ji's hand and added: "And stop giving him random snacks. He's not into that stuff."

"He doesn't like you either."