Chapter 10 Fate Card

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date="2021-01-20"

title="Chapter 10 Fate Card "

weight="123009"

series = ["What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God’s Bathtub"]

mode = "manual"

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[Face Slap Keyboard Man for offline tasks:

Click on the Jinjiang Literature City website provided by this game, and use the basic knowledge of the military academy’s online investigation course to fight the keyboard man]

Interstellar games do not necessarily have to lie in the game cabin all the way. The game sometimes releases offline tasks, requiring players to turn on some of the permissions of the optical brain to complete the tasks under the monitoring of the game.

Xi Guican received this type of offline task.

The game cabin automatically opened, Xi Guican opened his eyes, and the raging anger in his eyes made people fearful.

He Ruge's fragility and helplessness are like a weapon to gain sympathy, and it pierced into Xi Guican's heart. When Xi Guican clicked on the comment area and saw the full screen of harsh and acrid curses, his anger reached top!

Roar--

What is "Sima"? !

do not know!

Is the horse used to swear? !

Roar--

What is "a dog to force an author"? !

do not know!

Are dogs also used to curse people? !

Roar--

The image of our cat family is the best!

Although he could not understand anything, Xi Guican instinctively understood that this was not a good word. The hostility in the blue eyes gushes out unabashedly, like fire surging under the ice. He stared at the ID name of the "newspaper" coldly, just like he looked at the Zerg on Star Wars.

Gaze into the eyes of the dead.

He clicks on the light screen, his fingers are flying, intercepting fragmentary information in the torrent of data——

Perhaps the game is to reduce the difficulty of the game. This novel website is like a product of low-level technological civilization. Xi Guican is like entering no one, taking off the squirting vest every minute.

This spray has published inviting comments on various websites, insulting artists, athletes, writers, painters...

The girl was violated:

Dressed so little, so shameless

The internet celebrity took a selfie:

Ugly dead, plastic surgery strange

The writer sent an update:

Elementary school students writing, no culture

Even if Xi Guican knows that all of this is a fake game plot, and the insults of He Ruge are just the villains designed in the game, his heart is still clenched by a hand, and the pain nerves that envelop the heart are constantly being moved and stimulated. It hurts his spirit to know the sea.

A piece of hair slowly drifted down from the top of his head, and after vomiting blood when he got angry, Xi Guican finally faced a baldness crisis.

Hair loss in human form is a very serious matter, which means that Xi Guican's prototype has not fallen off except for the hair on his forehead, and is almost bald in other places.

Xi Guican shook off this hair indifferently, invaded the "newspaper" three-dimensional communication software, and posted the original actions and evidence of the other party.

The despicable hide in the virtual world and hurt the innocent to gain spiritual pleasure.

Then expose what it has done to the public, so that it has nowhere to hide.

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Zhang Meng called himself a keyboard man, and whenever he was caught cheating or a thief was discovered, Zhang Meng would put on the vest of the virtual network and copy the keyboard crackling passionate text.

When he got up early in the morning, he clicked on the sign-in of Jinjiang Literature City, received a new moonstone, waved the moonstone and swiped the article by the author named "Ru Ge". The female writer is so bully, he can't lift his head even after being sprayed, and he doesn't even have the power to return his mouth.

Zhang Meng thought of the girl who refused his confession yesterday, so he sneered. He regarded this "female author" named Ruge as the bitch who refused his confession, and cursed frantically: "What the hell was written?"

After using the moonstone, he closed Jinjiang refreshedly, opened his collar triumphantly, and prepared to catch a few more celebrities who were often vilified by netizens——

After all, every time he scolded a long string and added a sentence "please like me if you agree with me", he would be praised by like-minded friends. Jinjiang couldn't give him such a comfortable mood.

This society is too unfair to him. People like him could have slept all over the female celebrities, spending money like the earth, drunk and dreaming. It's all because he doesn't have a good father!

Zhang Meng snorted coldly and opened his scarf to change to a trumpet for spraying people, only to find that he suddenly had hundreds of unread private messages.

Could it be that he won the lucky draw some time ago?

Zhang Mengxing rushed to comment. Before his blood boiled, he was thrown cold by hundreds of private messages that attacked him: "You are disgusting", "You have such a dirty mouth, are you eating shit?" My idol, don’t take a piss and look at yourself" "Hehe I am embarrassed to send something out" "Do you want black and red rubbish"...

Actually, scold him like that! Do these people have quality! Do you not accumulate morality when you speak? ! In the end what happened? !

Zhang Meng was trembling with anger. When he opened his homepage, his face suddenly lost blood. I saw a long Weibo on his homepage with countless invisible things he had done over the years. The evidence was conclusive and frantic, just like he wanted black and red so he blew himself up.

...Impossible, who wrote it? Who stole his number? ! How did you find so much evidence? !

A terrible thought suddenly popped up in his mind. Zhang Meng shook his hand into a sieve and opened his WeChat, Penguin, and Zhihu accounts. When he saw the dense black material, he opened his eyes wide and fainted. —

It's over.

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【Dip——The offline mission of the keyboard man who hit the face successfully completed! Complete evaluation: excellent

Reward: Divination of Destiny *1

『Note』Fate Divination: The soul of your soul is the prophet of your fate]

The green web pages of Jinjiang Literature City turned into dots of light and dissipated. Everything about that low-tech civilization disappeared without a trace.

A card hovered in the air, spinning around Xi Guican.

Xi Guican ignored the card, he grabbed his scalp with a serious expression, and easily grabbed a small tuft of hair.

I...may be bald.

Xi Guican's heart sank. He knew that the situation had reached a point of urgency. He had to take measures to save himself. Even if he didn't want to use the secret recipe for hair growth, Mao Zixie had to try it now.

The secret recipe for hair growth produced by Xunyao Mouse is a medicine package. The first step for hair growth is to put the medicine pack in the bathtub, and the second step is to become a prototype and put yourself in the bathtub.

Xi Guican has always resisted soaking in medicated baths, because this medicated bath has a side effect. It will make big cats have a feeling of constipation that can’t be pulled out of their stomachs. This is caused by the weakness inside the body, so that you can finish the medicated bath for the first time. The big white tiger curled up in place into a big shrimp.

Forget the past.

With a solemn expression on Xi Guican's face, he pinched a medicine packet with two fingers, and a trace of struggle flashed across his blue eyes. He was cruel and strode into the bathroom. The huge bathtub was automatically filled with water, and the medicine packet fell into the warm water with a plop, dyeing the water into creamy white.

He was standing in front of the bathtub with meticulous and neatly dressed military uniforms. In Xi Guican's closet, except for various uniforms, there was no daily clothes. He is a person who doesn't understand and can't enjoy, and he doesn't want to try new things. If there is no external force to force him, Xi Guican may hide in his own safe zone forever.

He grabbed the tie with his well-knotted hands, and violently pulled open the neckline, revealing a neck, too pale skin, making light blue blood vessels appear, fingers flexibly unbuttoned, the shirt was thrown on the ground at will, and the military uniform was taken off Xi Guican is extraordinarily tall and strong, and the muscles created by killing are like rolling mountains.

He is a typical thinner dressed and fleshy when he is undressed. If he is wearing a military uniform, if he happens to be tortured by an illness, he will show a fragile color, just like a sick beauty. However, at this moment, that body's muscles and bones have nothing to do with illness.

Xi Guican pulled off his belt expressionlessly, his inverted triangle figure appeared to have a thin waist and shoulder width. When the stiff pants slipped down, a three-meter-high white bald tiger appeared in the bathroom!

A majestic tiger roar echoed in the bathroom. Except for the hair on the head, the big white tiger in the mirror was bald and bald, and there were two long scars on the shoulder blades.

His hind paws kicked his wrinkled trousers, and the big white tiger stepped into the bathtub calmly and gracefully, without arousing too much water. The ice-like sharp blue eyes softened into wet blue under the blur of water vapor.

Xi Guican raised his tiger paw, and gently tapped the bracelet on his paw——

A light screen emerged.

Light Brain is the identity of interstellar people, and has multiple functions of communication, login to the star network, and payment.

Xi Guican's optical brain is the most expensive one. In the human form, the optical brain is the shape of a ring. When he becomes a prototype, the optical brain becomes a bracelet shape suitable for tiger claws. With the opening of the light brain, the mission reward of the game "Your Exclusive Lover"-the destiny card, also appeared again, spinning around the bathing Xi Guichan.

Xi Guican was distraught and used the reward directly.

The card emitted a deep purple light, and the halo enveloped Xi Guican. Ten seconds later, the cold mechanical sound sounded:

【Name: Xi Guican】

[Qing Luck: Disasters are endless, losing the country and perishing

This is a fierce luck, and the power of destruction is extremely strong. A fierce provocation is like the Yellow River bursting its dyke, Mount Tai collapsed, and the ice disintegrated. Disturbance inside and outside, everything is at odds, the catastrophe that breeds, life and death, evil and evil spirits, come in groups, absolutely extraordinary disasters]

Da Baihu was silent for a while, and tilted his head indifferently.

This broken game... is it cursing him?

He turned off the game with a paw, and clicked on the "Official Broadcast of the Second Star Wars", the largest live broadcast room on the federal military website.

In interstellar entertainment culture, violence and beauty are at the same level. Interstellar advocates violent aesthetics. During the first Star Wars, war reporters broadcasted the whole process, and the ratings reached the highest in history.

The full live broadcast of the second Star Wars, the ratings hit a record high. Unlike the first Star Wars, which lasted just one year, the second Star Wars has been fought for three full years, and it has become more and more intense.

The reason why the second Star Wars lasted so long was because of the evolution of the Zerg, their strength value was weakened, but their wisdom was improved.

The interstellar people were beaten down steadily. Seventeen stars have fallen in half. The army led by the snow lion lieutenant in the live broadcast was trapped in the insect wave. The big lion piloted the mech and tried to lead the army out of the siege. , But the ending ended in failure.

In the deadly live broadcast room, 100 million viewers remained silent at this moment, silently expressing their highest respect to the heroes. When the camera switched to the next battle situation, there were a lot of barrage in the silent live room:

It would be great if Major General Xi was still... he was so strong, if he was not ill three years ago, he could now be promoted to marshal in his military service.

The only person who is the only one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the one who is the only one is Xi Guican. He is the eternal God of War in my heart and the patron saint of the Federation

With one enemy and one hundred, invincible, when the king returns, it will be the time for the Federation to triumph.