Chapter 82

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date="2021-01-20"

title="Chapter 82 "

weight="123081"

series = ["What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God’s Bathtub"]

mode = "manual"

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Although the side effect of the hair growth bath is the weakness of the lower abdomen, Xi Guican is now alive and well like taking a panacea. He logged into "Your Exclusive Lover" and prepared to review various kissing techniques again late at night.

[Dip-a bald tiger identified]

[Identity verification is successful, I wish you a happy game! 】

After hearing the familiar name of the bald tiger, Xi Guican curled his lips coldly. Soon he could have hair transplant surgery. See how this game will call him.

He Ruge

[Father's love is like a mountain]: He Ruge loves you very much, although most of the time it is the love of the old father to the child (the progress of father's love is 35%)

[Awakened]: He Ruge finally passed his awakening period and became a mermaid. His racial advantage is slowly being developed by you (unlocked)

body

[Lip]: Sensitivity 10, you tried a closed lip kiss

sound

【清】：Holy degree 42

【Mei】(Unlocked)

In just one night, the degree of paternal love has deteriorated by 6%, Xi Guican instantly feels that the future is bright. If this progress is followed, paternal love will be completely deteriorated in ten days. I don't know when the voice of [Mei] can be unlocked, and what functions will be available after unlocking.

Xi Guican rubbed his big paws expectantly, and used his wet paws to press down the flood of news. Whether it was from doves or hawks, Xi Guican was shut down. He was tired and wanted to go to bed earlier. These were of no importance. The matter will wait for him to sleep fully.

Putting his own drying Xi Guican on the bed again, got into the sheep pajamas, Xi Guican put on the heavy pajamas, suddenly thought of a problem, that is, he can completely adjust the temperature in the room. Maybe it's beauty. Xi Guican didn't think of this method before. Now He Ruge is asleep in cool pajamas. Xi Guican doesn't dare to move too much for fear of waking the opponent, let alone adjusting the temperature, for fear of freezing him. He can only fall asleep in his pajamas that is about to get bored.

Because of the heat, Xi Guican didn't sleep well. He had a nightmare. He dreamed that he was too hot, and the fur on his body was lost in order to dissipate heat. He became a complete bald tiger. After He Ruge discovered the truth about his baldness, he suddenly left as he suddenly appeared in his life.

This nightmare frightened Xi Guican awake. When he woke up, he found that he was too hot and tore the sheep pajamas in half in his sleep. No wonder he had the terrible dream of shed hair and heat dissipation. Xi Guican asked the housework robot to clean up the torn sheep pajamas. He quietly got up and went to prepare a loving breakfast for He Ruge.

The game said, if you want to get a man's heart, you must first grab his stomach.

Xi Guican rushed to the kitchen, and it took him a morning to successfully blow up the kitchen, damaging the ingredients he bought last night. So after He Ruge got up, the breakfast he saw was strawberry-flavored nutrient solution.

"...I wanted to make breakfast for you, but I didn't make it delicious." The man was wearing a dark military uniform, his sleeves were rolled up to his elbows, and the collar button was unbuttoned. He Ruge's mind seemed to have this murderous man, clumsy cooking in the kitchen.

The messy white hair was obviously not taken care of, and a strand of hair curled up angrily. He Ruge couldn't help but stand on tiptoe, trying to press down that strand of angry hair.

Xi Guican hurriedly lowered his head, so that He Ruge could touch his head, not like a big cat, but like a big dog.

"When I got up in the morning, I didn't comb my hair, so I ran to prepare breakfast for me?" Fingers arranged his hair patiently, and He Ruge patted the strands of white hair lightly, trying to touch the smell of human fireworks on Xi Guican.

The man lowered his head, his thick eyelashes looked very curled from this angle, the deep eyebrows of the Westerners and the delicate skin of the Easterners were perfectly combined, and they all said "the most shy of the lowered head", but Xi Guican is even With your head down, the sense of aggression on your face will not be reduced. It was like his jagged nose, hitting him head-on with a murderous spirit.

He gave birth to a king's face, even if he lowered his head, the arrogance that everything in the world could not see could not be concealed. Only when these sapphire eyes look towards He Ruge, is it true that "the heart has a beast and sniffs the rose", this blood-sucking federal blade finally has his scabbard.

"I will definitely remember to comb my hair next time." Xi Guican promised He Ruge. He liked the feeling of He Ruge's fingers passing through his hair. When he said this, he squinted his eyes comfortably, as if he had been smoothed. The big cat, "You help me comb my hair, I will help you comb later, we help each other."

Blue eyes lit up, "You can become a mermaid with more hair like that. There is a natural hot spring on this planet. We can go to the hot spring." When He Ruge becomes a mermaid, his hair will grow to Waist.

He Ruge would not refuse Xi Guican on these trivial matters. He drank the nutrient solution and thought suddenly: "Guican, do you think our mermaid clan will never be bald?"

Xi Guican, who is particularly sensitive to the word bald, tightened his muscles for an instant, and looked at He Ruge nervously, for fear that he would find something.

"After all, you can grow hair when you become a mermaid." After He Ruge said that, he laughed, and Xi Guican tried to squeeze a smile.

He Ruge turned on the light brain while drinking the nutrient solution, and logged on the Star Network unskillfully. He already had plans for the future before going to bed last night. There are many types of essays in the online literary circle, such as eschatology, asura field, infinite stream, farming literary... Every person who pioneered a genre is worthy of admiration. It is their unconstrained nature that has created a world frame that countless people love. Charm is to use words to form wings of imagination and take readers into these wonderful worlds.

What He Ruge wants to do is to move these dreamy worlds to the blank space of the Arctic Circle.

He is going to spend half a month conceiving his new article, and write a web article that shocks interstellar readers, and integrates various hot themes of "traveling, rebirth, face slap, Su Shuang, gold finger". Let everyone witness what a real online novel is.

He Ruge was enthusiastic about it. He just typed the words "Fiction Website" in the search bar of Xingwang, and he saw today's hot search automatically popped up under the search bar.

The first hot search was impressively the names of him and Xi Guican.

He Ruge turned his head blankly to look at Xi Guican beside him. Xi Guican's expression was blank, completely out of state. He Ruge entered the first hot search in a confused place, and the light screen was automatically divided into two halves.

Half is the Xingwang live broadcast platform, and half is the Xingwang user center.

The content on the star network live broadcast platform is He Ruge's own live room He Ruge saw an explosion of clicks, comments, collections, forwarding and rewards.

He Ruge exited the live broadcast room in horror and re-entered. Those comments were replaced with new ones. Every moment, new comments squeezed the old comments down. The terrible heat made He Ruge suspect that he was not awake at all.

He looked at the other half of the light screen and saw Xi Guican's user center and the thousand-word rainbow fart.

He Ruge: "Huh???"

Xi Guican, who finally realized what he did in the middle of the night yesterday: "I, I can explain. Your work is really good. You see, everyone likes your work. I think such a good work should not be Buried..."

He Ruge finally digested the fact that he became popular overnight. He was actually not disgusted, because no one had revealed his true identity, and the rainbow farts of the interstellar people were extremely straightforward, and He Ruge could boast that He Ruge was ashamed. He took a deep breath and said to Xi Guican, "I hate writing, and it's impossible for him to have autobiography in this life."

Xi Guican: "..."

He Ruge: "Are you familiar? The baby you just told me yesterday."

Xi Guican is like a bear kid who has done wrong. He bowed his head and said in frustration: "I was wrong."

He Ruge asked a little amusedly: "Where are you wrong? Why did you suddenly confess your mistake? Your thousand-character rainbow fart is pretty smooth. It looks like it should be done in one go, and the words used are also very interesting. The frequency of these two words is too high.” He clicked and opened the comment. He was happy when he saw the comments of the high praise fans: “You are a very talented fan, saying that you use plain text to describe Out of the essence of the world's most beautiful voice..." The fan filter is thick enough to blur the eyes.

Listening to He Ruge reading Rainbow Fart, Xi Guican's ears became red unconsciously. He modestly said: "I don't write as well as he does." It seems that he still writes well.

Sure enough, rainbow farts make people lose themselves.

When He Ruge was about to talk to Xi Guican again, Xi Guican’s optical brain notified that a guest had arrived and interrupted their conversation.

Mao Zixie stood outside the house and rang the doorbell twice. His dark circles were heavy, but his whole person was very energetic. The spirit of even the fear of rats entering the tiger's den was diluted a lot.

He came here this time, in addition to receiving instructions from the Federation to check Xi Guican's physical condition, he was also to inquire about the specific identity of the mysterious "Ru Ge" from Xing.com.

Mao Zixie is curious about "Ru Ge" because he discovered that this person's voice has a special effect on the spiritual consciousness of the sea. Mao Zixie has a hunch. If he can find out the reason, he may give the spiritual consciousness of the sea this field. The research brought about a historic breakthrough.

The face of russianxie's chicken blood appeared on the light screen. Xi Guican was not surprised that russianxie came here. On this private planet, apart from him and He Ruge, the only intelligent creature is the attending physician. russian Xie.

Perhaps it was the love of his research field, Mao Zixie's flinching air was swept away at this time.

"Hey, why does he look so like Doctor Xunyao Mouse?" He Ruge asked surprised.

"His name is Mao Zixie and he is the grandson of Mao Zhengyong." Xi Guican opened the housekeeper in Guangmin and clicked to allow entry. "He should be here to check my body."

The doves and hawks invariably sent him caring condolences. Xi Guican turned off a lot of communications, and after drinking the nutrient solution, he was going to look for the medicated rat.

He Ruge also followed Xi Guican and was about to go downstairs together. He felt that the world was really amazing. When he saw Mao Zixie in the light screen, he had the illusion that he was still playing games.

If the game is related to reality, does that mean he can find the corpses of the children in Xinghai Orphanage...

Take them home.