Chapter 131

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date="2021-01-20"

title="Chapter 131 "

weight="123131"

series = ["What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God’s Bathtub"]

mode = "manual"

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The chair is a bit tall for He Ruge. Just as he was thinking about how to climb up, a pair of powerful hands placed He Ruge under his armpits, lifting He Ruge up like a carrot.

At this moment, He Ruge thought of the pets who were caught behind the neck.

...Why do I take myself into pets so skillfully?

In the moment of suspension, He Ruge raised his thumb at a loss, and stubbornly hooked his toes to the slippers to prevent them from slipping off. He was put on the chair by the Mr. Xi with a dazed expression, and the other party carefully adjusted the distance between the chair and the dining table, and sat beside He Ruge very naturally.

When he arrived in the room, Mr. Xi did not wear a military cap. A cluster of silver curly hair fell from the man's forehead and landed on the high eyebrows. His blue eyes were staring straight at He Ruge, shining, a bit like a child asking for praise.

He Ruge didn't know how he could read the other person's eyes. He took a deep breath, thinking that he should calm down. When the poop shoveler held the cat for the first time, his unskilled posture would definitely make the cat uncomfortable. He needs to be more tolerant, to tolerate the newly appointed earthly gentleman.

After all, he is not a little cat, he is uncomfortably hugged, and he can scratch his face.

He Ruge's expression is not any strange, but he has a good impression of the other party in his heart. However, don't know why, the blue eyes of the man next to him suddenly dimmed. If this person has two cat ears, then the cat ears must be drooping.

...It's really strange, why does he always compare this Mr. Tentacle Monster to a cat?

He Ruge pursed his lips and concentrated on preparing to eat.

However, the Mr. Xi beside him did not cook anything, did not eat food, and did not hold his chopsticks. He was sitting in a tight-knit manner and staring at He Ruge, which made He Ruge very stressed and even opened his mouth a little uncomfortable.

He took a deep breath and asked politely: "Mr. Xi, won't you eat?" Can you be full just by looking at me?

The Mr. Xi just picked up the bowl and held the chopsticks, but the other party seemed to be holding the chopsticks for the first time, and he couldn't hold a piece of fish on the plate. The fish meat is relatively tender, so a fish is poked with holes everywhere.

He Ruge felt that there was a strange light in that fish's eye--

Do not stare at the faint eyes.

Sure enough, he is a stupid alien who can't even pinch chopsticks. He Ruge quietly complained about each other in his heart. But shouldn't the tentacles of the tentacles be very sensitive? For example, when doing things that cannot be described in an indescribable place, the ability and angle of control are always just right.

Just like tapping a keyboard with a tentacle, the tentacle monster can tap quickly and accurately.

While He Ruge was thinking about it, after three or four failed attempts, Mr. Xi finally succeeded in picking up a whole piece of fish. He patiently placed the fish in the spoon and used chopsticks to perform more difficult operations.

The man has a three-dimensional and handsome face and a majestic military uniform. At the moment he should be holding the gunner, he is awkwardly picking up the fishbone. This strong sense of violation made He Ruge take another look.

Unexpectedly, the Mr. Xi suddenly raised his head and met He Ruge's eyes. Then the unsmiling looking man smiled, showing two small tiger teeth. He put the fish in the spoon into the Heru song bowl and whispered: "I like fish the most."

He Ruge looked at the fish in the bowl, and there should have been a lot of complaints in his heart. For example, why the tentacle monster has tiger teeth and likes to eat fish, but at this moment, he did not know why he fell silent.

He is not used to accepting goodwill from others.

"...Thank you." The little lover held the bowl and thanked him with a straight face, and a little "favorite degree 1" floated out of the other's head.

This thank you seems to have added special effects to Xi Guican's world. The gongs and drums are noisy, and the firecrackers are blasting. Xi Guichan can't wait to become a beast and roll in place!

God knows how anxious he was just now. Xi Guican was originally confident to do the task, but the healing game has just begun, and his favorability has dropped to 8.

Xi Guican didn't know what he did wrong. From the moment he met, He Ruge was dissatisfied with him no matter what he did.

And this healing game is linked to He Ruge’s disease. If the favorability level never reaches 100, then He Ruge will never wake up?

Xi Guican's pressure is greater than Star Wars. He has nowhere to go. He must complete the game mission, otherwise his lover will sleep forever.

Encouraged by Xi Guican, he was crazy to add food to He Ruge, but except that the fish added a little favorability at the beginning, he never added it again. But even so, Xi Guican still did not give up on the dishes.

There is a professional chef in the villa, and the food is exceptionally delicious. In addition, Mr. Xi kept picking up dishes for him, so He Ruge was overwhelmed by accident. He Ruge doesn't like wasting food, even though he is full, he insists on eating up the bowl.

But that Mr. Xi loved to pick up vegetables for him so much. The vegetables in the bowl were so much that he didn't know it. He swallowed a bite of the vegetables with difficulty. When he was about to take another bite, he suddenly heard Mr. Xi's voice: Don't force yourself."

I've been paying attention to Heru's singing table. Guican found a small detail. He Ruge won't increase his favorability when he eats happily, but the dangling legs will shake slightly unconsciously, but at the end of the meal, the little short legs originally swayed and didn't shake Now, my belly also snorted. Xi Guican knew that He Ru's appetite had not been big, but after getting smaller, his appetite should be smaller.

He Ruge is a little surprised how Mr. Xi can see that he is eating up, his expression has not changed much, and Mr. Xi doesn't know his usual appetite.

"It's a bit wasteful." The little lover frowned, like a frugal family leader, "I'll take another bite."

Xi Guican didn't even think about it, and reached out to take the bowl, "I'll help you eat it." He said that he grilled the rice very naturally, and he finished all the rice without leaving the rice grains.

He Ruge: "Huh???"

He stared blankly at this Mr. Xi after eating all the meals, and didn't know what to think about for a while.

In this world, only parents will not care about their children eating leftovers. Doesn't this Mr. Xi treat him as a pet, but as a child?

There is another complex emotion in my heart. From the first meeting to the present, Mr. Xi has acted very "advanced". This is not just about meeting people on the street and eating leftovers. Things are totally out of reach.

He Ruge was so shocked that he burped accidentally. The Mr. Xi was using a tissue to wipe the corners of his mouth. When he heard the sound of milk and belching, the man's expression suddenly became very, eh, spoiled?

Maybe it's the light factor, maybe it's the angle. At that moment, those deep blue eyes looked like the sparkling sea, with unspeakable tenderness.

He Ruge thought for a while, and thought that Mr. Xi should be the owner's pride when feeding his pets, similar to seeing his own pig grow stronger and stronger. 30 340 Satisfaction spontaneously.

...In fact, this Mr. Xi is not very fierce. After close contact, you will find that the other person is a gentle person.

It would be fine if the opponent's prototype is not a tentacle monster.

He Ruge used his brains to set the male protagonist as a tentacle monster, because the prototype of the male protagonist in Jinjiang Wenli is cat, tiger, fox, phoenix, gluttonous, dragon...has already been full of rotten streets. He Ruge wanted to write a novel male protagonist, and he usually aspires to become a tentacle monster, so he decided on a whim and set the male protagonist to be a tentacle monster.

A big gray-purple octopus, from an alien planet, without a single hair.

He Ruge imagined what a long-haired octopus was like. After finishing the imagination, he couldn't help getting goose bumps.

terrible.

Even if the big octopus is made into small octopus balls, no one would dare to eat it.

After dinner, this Mr. Xi led He Ruge for a walk on the beach. Mr. Xi left big footprints on the beach, especially big footprints! It's like wearing diving fins and leaving a mark on the sand.

It’s the first time He Ruge saw such a big footprint in her life. The footprints of the Savage Shennongjia were actually Mr. Xi stepped on...

While Mr. Xi was still walking ahead, He Ruge tentatively stretched out his feet to the footprints. He stepped into the footprints with one foot like a thief.

So a pocket-sized little foot appeared in the bold and uninhibited big footprint, which reminded He Ruge of a matryoshka doll, with a little foot inside the big foot.

The other foot also quietly stepped into this big footprint. After He Ruge found that Mr. Xi's footprint was more than enough for his two feet, he squatted down cautiously and pushed his two hands in.

Then He Ruge couldn't help but laugh. He didn't dare to laugh too loudly, for fear that his childish behavior would be seen by Mr. Xi-doesn't he want face?

He Ruge raised his head with a guilty conscience and looked at Mr. Xi's back. The man's cloak was blown and his long legs were so long that he could reap the hearts of countless young girls.

Mr. Xi is really handsome...

He Ruge raised his two small hands and blew away the sand on his palms. Then he walked out of the area of ​​the large footprints and erased his small footprints and small handprints with his feet.

After confirming the destruction of the corpse, He Ruge followed Mr. Xi with his short legs. He occasionally stepped into Mr. Xi’s footprints "unintentionally", just like He Ruge liked to walk under the tree-lined road when he was a child and deliberately stepped on it. On the fallen leaves, listen to the sound of the fallen leaves.

Stepping on He Ruge suddenly remembered a mythical story. Fuxi’s mother Huaxu saw a big footprint on the shore of Lei Ze, and she was curious to step on it. As a result, the footprint was a god’s footprint. Once you step on it, you will get pregnant... Then Hua When Xu stepped on the footsteps of God, he became pregnant with Fuxi.

He Ruge silently retracted his tentative feet, and walked with Mr. Zai Xi. He found that the distance between each of Mr. Xi's footprints was almost equal, as accurate as a ruler.

This reminds He Ruge of the hind paws of cats always stepping into the front paws to leave paw prints when walking.

Strangely, he felt that Mr. Xi looked like a cat again.

After walking, Mr. Xi and He Ruge went to take a bath first. Mr. Xi wanted to help He Ruge take a bath, but He Ruge firmly rejected the other's kindness.

The shower gel is strawberry-flavored 303 40. After taking a bath, He Ruge feels that he has become a big strawberry. There is a risk of being carried away by ants when sleeping at night.

As soon as He Ruge walked out of the bathroom, he saw Mr. Xi wearing a gray bathrobe. Mr. Xi was holding a plate of freshly washed strawberries in his hand. His silver hair was as wet as a strawberry. When he came out, Mr. Xi’s blue eyes lit up, “Come on, eat some fruit.”

The shower gel is strawberry flavor, and the fruit is also strawberry. Mr. Xi seems to like strawberries.

He Ruge's mind couldn't help but think of Mr. Xi wearing a dark military uniform, sitting and eating strawberries with a calm face.

I don't know why, He Ruge wants to laugh a little. He thinks Mr. Xi may be a little cute.

In order to facilitate He Ruge to take strawberries, Mr. Xi squatted on the ground specially, "There is a massage chair here, do you want to try it?"

He Ruge took a bite of the strawberry, thought about it for a while, and nodded gently. Although the child's bones are not well developed and cannot often sit on the massage chair, it is okay to sit once in a while. He had a lot of occupational diseases in the former full-time codewords, but in fact they are not considered occupational diseases, because He Ruge is not serious enough to be "ill".

If the code is used for a long time, his cervical spine, back and waist will be aching, and his hands will be sore. At that time, it would be much more comfortable to go for a massage, but He Ruge was distressed about the cost of the massage, so sometimes he would go to the mall massage chair to relax.

This makes He Ruge have an inexplicable affection for massage chairs.

So Mr. Xi led He Ruge to enjoy the massage chair. There was a dim room in the villa where there was a massage chair. When He Ruge sat on the massage chair, the big screen in front suddenly lit up and a cartoon appeared on the screen.

He Ruge guessed that this should be home theater. This extravagant, rich life... is so beautiful.

The plot of the cartoon is very naive, it is SpongeBob SquarePants, but He Ruge watched it with gusto. He didn't have many cartoon memories in his childhood. It should be said that he was a person who had no childhood.

The big star on the screen said: "SpongeBob SquarePants, guess how many candies I have in my hand, I will give you both of them if I guess right!"

SpongeBob thought for a while and said, "I guess five."

Then, Pai Daxing gave two candies to SpongeBob SquarePants and said: "I still owe you three, and I will give it to you next time."

He Ruge was inexplicably sweet. At this moment, Mr. Xi's low voice sounded in his ears: "Children He Ruge, how many strawberries are there in the bowl?"

He Ruge was stunned for a moment, he turned his head silly, the little adult on his face calmly disappeared, and he became more like a kid at this age to be innocent.

In the dim light, the man's three-dimensional facial features seemed to be softened a lot, and a faint smile appeared in his blue eyes, "I'll give you all the five strawberries in the bowl if I guess right."

...Mr. Xi, it seems so cute.

He Ruge looked at the strawberry bowl, and found that Mr. Xi was still covering the bowl with his palms decently, so that no strawberry was exposed. Like Mr. Xi's big feet, his palms are also big.

If it rains, can use Mr. Xi's palm as an umbrella?

There is a saying, "I don't worry about raining on a big head, but I have a big head if someone has an umbrella." Then this sentence is changed to Mr. Xi, "I don't have to worry about rain with big hands, I have big hands with umbrellas."

He Ruge decided to cooperate with the naive Mr. Xi, "I guess there are five."

Sure enough, there were five strawberries in the bowl, all of which went into He Ruge's stomach. Mr. Xi’s strawberries are really sweet, He Ruge usually spends cheap prices to buy strawberries is always sweet and sour, but Mr. Xi’s strawberries are not sour at all, juicy and sweet.

After eating the sweet strawberries, there was no more snacks. Mr. Xi went out again during the period, and when he came back, he took He Ruge a small gift box that was beautifully packaged and looked like a snack.

He Ruge first guessed that the little box was filled with chocolates, but when the box was opened, he saw a row of glowing...white stones?

In the dim room, it emits a soft shimmer, and it smells so fragrant and delicious. The white stone is delicious.

He Ruge was stunned when he hadn’t seen the world. He watched Mr. Xi take a white stone and put it in his mouth, and took a leisurely breath at the stone. The stone instantly turned gray, as if the shiny things inside had been covered by the stone. Mr. sucked into his stomach.

He Ruge didn't know what it was, so he didn't dare to ask. The rich world may be so magical. Some cakes are made like hand-made cakes, and naturally there will be foods that look like stones. He Ruge smelled a ray of "stone" aroma in the air, and he couldn't help but breathe more. Breath, feel refreshed, and feel good.

"Come on, take a breath." Mr. Xi invited.

He Ruge picked up a white stone, and that stone emitted a faint light in his palm. The wonderful scent became even more attractive at such a close distance. He Ruge imitated Mr. Xi's appearance and put the stone in his mouth and took a sigh.

......Well, nothing is rushing.

Mr. Xi clenched his fist to cover his lips and let out a low laugh, "I almost forgot, now you won't absorb it."

He Ruge: "???"

I'm sorry, not only now I don't, I didn't know how to suck stones in the past.

Mr. Xi stretched out his finger to poke the stone a few times, and then signaled He Ruge to suck the stone. This time He Ruge was very successful. There was a fresh air of fairy air in the stone pouring into his mouth, pouring into his limbs, and the massage chair massage, He Ruge almost couldn't get up comfortably, fluttering. Sin may feel this way.

It turns out that rich people are really happy. He Ruge couldn't help shed tears of poverty in her heart.

He Ruge didn't know what that stone was. Since there are even aliens in the world after crossing, it is normal for this strange stone to appear.

After sucking the stone, He Ruge returned to the room to go to bed. Mr. Xi followed He Ruge into the room with the fairy tale book, insisting on reading the fairy tale to He Ruge.

After getting along for a long time, He Ruge thinks that Mr. Xi is a pretty good person. At least as a terrestrial breeder, he takes care of his terrestrial people as hard as he can. He not only considers food, clothing, housing and transportation, but also considers spiritual things very well. comprehensive.

The man sitting on the bedside reading fairy tales... It's like He Ruge once had fantasies about his father.

If he is not an orphan, and if he has a father, his father will sit on the bedside like Mr. Xi, chanting fairy tales softly in a deep and mellow voice. After reading the end of the story, he will carefully arrange the quilt and turn off the light. Say good night to him.

"Good night." Mr. Xi said to He Ruge, standing in the dark.

He Ruge also whispered good night. Because in the dark, he thought that Mr. Xi could not see his expression, so He Ruge smiled when he said this.

A sweet, it is easy to satisfy children with laughter.

Being able to see at night, Xi Guican saw everything, saw the boyish smile, and He Ruge floated a "favorite degree 10" above his head.

This made Xi Guican couldn't help but smirk for a moment, and both small tiger teeth were exposed.