Chapter 81

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date="2021-01-20"

title="Chapter 81 "

weight="123080"

series = ["What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God’s Bathtub"]

mode = "manual"

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Leng Shuju is a network policeman on the StarWorld Live Platform. His daily job is to deal with abnormal data in the live broadcast room and arrest anchors who violated federal laws.

The live broadcast industry does not seem to be so calm. The largest live broadcast platform on the entire network is Federal Investment, which accounts for 98% of users, and the remaining 1% of users are divided by more than a dozen privately invested live broadcast platforms.

And the last 1% of users, perhaps because of accident, or knowing a certain channel, entered another mysterious live broadcast website. Most people will never know the entrance, name, and content of that live broadcast website in their entire lives.

This is a kind of luck.

Many times Leng Shuju feels ignorance is a kind of luck. If it weren’t for that year when he was dealing with a wanted criminal, he found a mysterious password from the other party, and if it wasn’t for his curiosity, and spent ten days cracking the password, he would not have entered the website, let alone see it. Those things that exterminate humanity.

They will not leave the promising star-destroying team and become an unknown person in the live broadcast network police. Obviously, his duty is to maintain network security and contribute his meager strength to the recovery of Skynet, but he has to let the man-eating shark lurking in the deep sea.

There was a sudden change in the steady stream of data that brought Leng Shuju’s thoughts back to reality. He frowned and looked at a live broadcast room on the live broadcast platform that was experiencing a sudden increase in popularity. He suspected that this extraordinary increase in traffic might be used. Some illegal methods were used.

New users publish works in less than 20 minutes, and the clicks have reached 2 billion, which is almost impossible for new users, and the number of clicks is still rising, and the comments are doubling every minute and every second——

"Major General Xi's tour group came to check in"

"I'm looking at my rivals on Lemon Mountain, but I want to see that the little fairy seduced the male god's heart."

"Ah ah ah ah crazy crazy What is peerless beautiful sound !!!"

"The voice kissed by an angel!"

"Fuck, fuck, I cried at this beautiful voice"

"Is this children's literature? Or is it an adaptation of a real story? I really want to see what that swan orc looks like!"

"What kind of auditory feast is this? I am now full of this fairy voice, and I feel like I will have a sweet dream tonight."

"Ouuuu, sure enough, the man who the male god likes is also the male god, I am not worthy, I will quit"

The comments were too fast, but Leng Shuju caught the keyword "Major General Xi". Seeing the name of Xi Guican, Leng Shuju suddenly recalled that he was still full of enthusiasm in the Star Destroyer team seventeen years ago. At dawn, the newcomer saw a bloody "monster" sitting on the ruins.

It was indeed a monster, a huge blood-red monster. When seeing the belated star Annihilation, the monster raised his head, and the broken silver-white worm wings slowly opened, which happened to cover the rising sun.

Leng Shuju’s gaze slammed into the pair of tiger pupils he would never forget. The blood-red vertical pupils in the ice blue looked like fire that broke through the ice. The murderous and unblinking engulfed the torrent of flames, sharply pierced him. Mind.

For this Major General Xi, who was later called the Blade of the Federation, when Leng Shuju first saw him, he thought he had encountered a demon crawling out of hell.

Later, he returned to the military on a mission and found that the head of the intelligence department was furious. It turned out that the person responsible for monitoring Xi Guican had their eyes gouged.

Anyone who changes such behavior will have to be sent to a military court. However, Xi Guican is different. He is a special existence, a "monster" that can destroy the Scavenger and Xinghai Orphanage on his own.

If such a monster can be used well, it will be the sharpest knife to harvest Zerg life in Star Wars.

So the Federation and this monster have a private agreement that gives this monster many privileges. By the way, at that time Xi Guican was not called Xi Guican, he had no name, only a code name. I heard that when he signed the agreement with the Federation, his signature was jokingly "20".

Later, Leng Shuju heard that the Federation had sent Xi Guican to the Federal Military Academy. Because this monster was too difficult to control, no one dared to send him directly to the front line. Otherwise, it's like a bomb/bomb, which will not only hurt the Zerg, but also the Federation itself.

It is said that the person in charge of Xi Guican's provocation against the majesty of the Intelligence Department has always been hated by the person in charge. Later, the fact that Xi Guican's insect wing was broken has something to do with the person in charge. But who really knows the truth of these things.

Leng Shuju still remembered that when he traveled to Xinghai to wipe out the organization behind the Xinghai Orphanage, he saw a terrible monster. The monster was holding his tattered wings and occasionally turned his head and licked the wounds on his wings. Leng Shuju thought, Worm Wings should be very important to that monster.

In that monster's heart, the absence of insect wings may be the same as the absence of minions.

A terrible monster, even though it had no wings, it was still a terrible monster. This is Leng Shuju's deepest impression of Xi Guican. Even if the other party became Major General Xi later, when he recalled this man, he could still feel the fear of a ghost coming.

So when Leng Shuju clicked on Xi Guican's Xingwang account and saw the thousand-word rainbow fart, his expression was dull.

Is this world crazy, or am I crazy?

This person Xi Guican would actually flatter someone so sincerely...Is he hacked?

Also shocked are the tens of thousands of fans. As fans of Xi Guican, their food is all old food. Since Xi Guican was diagnosed with swirling mental emptiness two years ago, fans have truly really felt what it means to run out of ammunition and food.

While Xi Guican was recovering from his illness, he did not post any news on the Xingwang account. If it weren't for the two years of watching the live broadcast, which had been increasing for two years, everyone suspected that Xi Guican had recovered from his illness.

So when it was around two o’clock in the morning, when everyone saw Starnet’s prompt "Your followers are posting updates", their first reaction was that they were afraid that they were too dazzled, and really confirmed that Xi Guichan’s posts were about to be posted. When the fans eager to see through, rushed into the homepage with ecstasy, they have already finished the draft and are going to congratulate Xi Guican for his recovery——

Nonsense, with Xi Guican's character, how could he be active except for healing such a major event! Hey, that's not right, if the illness is not saved and you are dying, you will also be notified.

After thinking of this terrible ending, the fans felt like riding a roller coaster. They were completely afraid to click on the dynamics by covering their small hearts. There is nothing more like one step from heaven and one step to hell. So when everyone did a good job of mental construction, they started the dynamic with the crazy desperate gambler's desperate move, and after seeing the thousand-word rainbow fart, everyone exploded.

Reasonable fans can ask about Xi Guican’s health. Most of the fans are crazy, jealous and crazy, crying and asking if Xi Guican has been hacked, and calling friends to form a group to smash rivals. .

Then a more showy scene appeared.

Xi Guican ended up cursing someone. He cursed not just one person, but all the fans who said he wanted to chop his rivals.

Xi Guican: "If you dare to hurt him, I will kill you first."

After being scolded, the fans looked dumbfounded and then ecstatic. He chased after Xi Guican's account and left a crazy message: "The male god is here to kill me. My address is xxxxxx. I will take off my clothes and wash them clean, waiting for you to come here. Ahhhhh!"

Other fans who responded were: "Ahhhhh, this stinky guy was flopped ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Male god, you still have the strength to take care of your body. Is your body getting better? I love you male god. You have to take care of yourself."...

Xi Guican: "..."

Damn a group of mentally retarded.

This group of mentally retarded Xi Guican, who talked and cursed at the living and wanted to fight, went crazy in place, and then ran to watch the rivals. After watching, they collectively fucked.

Originally wanted to draw a sword against the rival, but the voice of the rival was so good that it was fascinating to hear, and accidentally left the throne of the new male god to the rival who had the voice of nature.

It was a little difficult to recover the 100-meter sword, and everyone who had nothing to love said they would just wipe their necks and kill themselves. They ran back crying and apologized to Xi Guican. They choked and praised He Ruge's good voice. The more spiritual fans have already ran to praise Xi Guican's thousand-character rainbow fart.

Xi Guican: "...huh."

Fans are a kind of magical existence. Each of them has a microscope. They find the shining spots on the idols. They can blow the ordinary thousand-character rainbow fart to the sky and the ground, making Xi Guican feel comfortable and even physically and mentally. I feel like a wizard of writing.

Even if everyone used to tout how handsome Xi Guican is on Star Wars, Xi Guican has never been as happy as today. He was happy to like one of the super-standard rainbow farts, so other fans started to go crazy. He blows He Ruge like crazy, abruptly blows He Ruge on the hot search.

#绝美神音#

#Xi Guican如歌《The Ugly Duckling》#

#被天使吻过的声音#

...

Seeing the hotly searched passers-by cast aside the shameless headline, they all performed the lively scene after they waited in. On this ordinary night, many people did not sleep, including the big figures of the doves and hawks. They opened their eyes in the dark and cast their eyes on this rapidly rising star——

He Ruge.