Chapter 54 Love Breakfast
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date="2021-01-20"
title="Chapter 54 Love Breakfast "
weight="123053"
series = ["What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God’s Bathtub"]
mode = "manual"
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The shock in Xi Guican's heart is hard to describe in words. He stared at the little wings incredulously, and the little wings fluttered carefully under his gaze.
Water droplets flew off the wet wings.
What shocked Xi Guican more than being able to control the wings as desired was that these thumb-sized wings...the amount of hair actually exceeded the sum of his bare back hair!
His back is bald as he pleases, the shortest hair is only a few millimeters, and the longest hair does not exceed the length of a fingernail.
Xi Guican doesn't like to become a prototype and look in the mirror. In fact, he doesn't want to face the fact that he is bald. If you don’t look, you won’t feel very bald.
The big white tiger withdrew his eyes horribly and soaked in the bathtub to think about life.
Because of the inheritance, he understood the origin of the wings as soon as he saw the wings. It was the Wings of Slaughter that he used for thousands of years to refine, so Xi Guican is ready to meet the wings.
After the fusion of the two selves, Xi Guican no longer resists wings, and even looks forward to the arrival of the wings of killing. The wings of killing in his imagination should be as huge as the sky and the sun, and every curvature of the wings is like a machete. Fierce, at a glance, it looks like a weapon with great lethality on the back, and every time the wings flap, it can harvest a piece of life.
Instead of... the fluffy little wings just like a joke.
I was small, and when first came out, was rubbed by Xi Guican on the wall and rubbed wildly by the scrubbing machine. Fortunately, after soaking in the bathtub for so long in the hair growth bath, even if the hair is rubbed off Now, the hair growth bath will make it grow again, and it can grow bigger and more.
Thinking that he almost killed the feathers of the little wings in the cradle, the big white tiger took a breath.
He must treat this hard-won wings well, which needs to be irrigated with spiritual energy and cultivated by killing. For wings, the best nourishment for growth is the life of the Zerg.
To use a popular metaphor, Qiongqi raised his Slaughter Wings, and devoted his efforts to raising pigs. The Zerg is the pig grass he has prepared with great effort, and he uses his strength and wisdom to irrigate it. After the piglets are born, they harvest the pig grass and raise pigs happily.
Because of the wings' cultivation plan, Xi Guican, who didn't want to participate in Star Wars anymore, shakes his mind.
When he participated in the Star Wars, it was purely an agreement with the Federal Army. He did not regard the Federation as his homeland at all, let alone the noble sentiments of protecting and defending the country. Originally, Xi Guican decided that after he recovered, he played games on his planet every day.
Is there anything happier in the world than logging into the game to hug He Ruge?
The big white tiger thinks that his happy retirement life has been ruined, and he slaps his little wings unhappily. The mini wings can't even lift a small splash in the bathtub, which is very tasteless.
It seems that can only kill insects and raise wings.
The big white tiger sighed melancholy, and the weakening of the stomach caused by the hair growth bath made the big white tiger even more melancholy.
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When the time limit for the holographic game came, He Ruge, who was sleeping soundly, was kicked out of the holographic game and was abruptly awakened by the cold mechanical sound.
He Ruge: "...?!"
Is this broken game the devil? !
He Ruge climbed into bed in a depressed mood. The quilt didn't have any temperature, and there was no big white tiger's belly at all. He slept comfortably. He Ruge added a quilt to himself, lying flat and fell into beautiful dreams.
Now the big white tiger is already very big. After three more injections of gene medicine, how big can the big white tiger be? Can he roll on his soft and white belly?
He Ruge had a dream, dreaming that he was rolling around on his soft belly, rolling, and his soft belly suddenly turned into hard abdominal muscles. The handsome man pressed him under his body, grasped his hand with a powerful hand, and guided him to stroke the undulating muscles.
Thin lips covered his earlobes, and his slightly mute voice was so excited that he couldn't speak clearly: "Don't you like to touch me? Come on."
It was too hot, so hot that a thin layer of sweat appeared on my body. The hand groping down suddenly touched a prickly object. The palm wanted to retract like an electric shock, but the wrist was pressed firmly.
He Ruge felt like a fish lying on a chopping board about to die of thirst, licked from top to bottom with his stabbed tongue, and then...
Its daybreak.
He Ruge, who woke up, got out of the bed. He shouldn't just add a quilt. Last night he dreamed that he was going to be heated to death.
You shouldn't think about the big white tiger before going to bed, so that you won't review the little knowledge about feline stings in your dreams.
But speaking of it, this game tricked him into the pit at first because of a picture of a handsome male god in military uniform. He has been playing the game for a long time, and all he has seen is fluffy, and he has not seen the opening screen. God in military uniform.
The game said that the six experiments are over. As long as the favorability is above 90 points, you can get the military uniform PLAY. Now there are more than two hundred favorability, and the game has also reached the end of the fourth experiment. Does this mean——
The big white tiger will soon become a human form? !
Thinking about it, was a little excited.
However, the higher the expectation, the greater the disappointment. He still shouldn’t immediately think about seeing the big white tiger in human form. In case the game is really dragged all the way to the last experiment before it becomes human form, he has suffered even more with his appetite. Another way.
He Ruge pinched the bridge of his nose and was about to take a shower in the bathroom to calm down. During the shower, He Ruge saw that he now has two red lines on his thighs, and the inside of his thighs are shiny silver-white lines, and the ankles are also red. Demon pattern.
And this time He Ruge discovered that in addition to these positions, his back also had red demon patterns. He Ruge turned his back to the mirror and turned to look at himself in the mirror.
The young man with no strands in the mirror has white to glowing skin. He is very thin, and the only bit of flesh on his body grows to the required length. This makes the curve of the back beautiful, from the waist to the hips. It is an arc from a straight line that suddenly becomes soft and full.
The bright red demon pattern grows on that curve, full of seductive atmosphere.
He Ruge is full of complaints about the ingenious growth position of this monster pattern. Whose demon pattern grows in such a serious place, if people who don't know the truth see it, a lot of messy thoughts will appear, okay, fortunately the demon pattern can be hidden in the future.
He Ruge, who came out of the bathroom, entered the state of a sage. He finished 2,000 words with a heart-stopping heart, and then logged into the game to find Xi Guican.
In addition to the nutrient solution, he also prepared other loving breakfasts for Xi Guican from the Love Mall. Although He Ruge made a cup of oatmeal and ate a few slices of toast in the morning, He Ruge is full of infinite enthusiasm for Xi Guican's morning plan.
The nutrient solution will give the big white tiger a feeling of fullness, so the extra meal should not be added too much. How about a bowl of porridge? The nutrient solution is too ice. Drinking ice in the morning is not good for your stomach. Drinking some hot porridge can warm your stomach!
He Ruge, who has decided to add meals, is looking for porridge in Love Mall. When Da Baihu was young, he always gave Xiao Baihu sweet snacks. For carnivores like tigers, they may prefer to eat something salty, so...
He Ruge selected the target among the dazzling porridge products.
It's up to you, preserved egg and lean meat porridge!
Fearing that the congee in the Love Mall is not enough, He Ruge specially bought a preserved egg. He pushed in, and greeted the big white tiger who was squatting by the door early, "Good morning~"
After the big white tiger screamed restrainedly, he looked curiously at the lunch box in He Ruge's hand and asked, "What is this?"
"This is an extra meal for you. If you eat nutrient solution every day, won't you feel tired?" He Ruge opened the lunch box and took out the warm preserved egg and lean meat porridge and the unpeeled preserved egg.
greasy?
Xi Guican thought about this issue seriously and found that he didn't feel tired. Eating is just eating for him, he will not have the desire to speak, and the pleasure brought by the feeling of fullness can already meet his needs.
The happiest eating is to lick He Ruge. The kind that will never get tired of licking for a lifetime.
But Xi Guican didn't dare to put forward his ideas rashly now. He could only concentrate on looking at the strange rice batter in the lunch box, and the even stranger eggs that were black when they were peeled? !
The pungent and strange smell radiated from the dark egg, like the egg of an evil demon. The appearance was even more evil than the purple-patterned monster egg formed by Qiongqi after his death.
Like a terrible badass.
"This is called a preserved egg." He Ruge pointed the little snowflake on the dark and shiny preserved egg to Xi Guican. "No, there are little snowflakes on it, isn't it cute?"
Da Baihu fell into contemplation at the preserved egg. He began to wonder if He Ruge praised him for his cuteness and called him baby because He Ruge himself liked them like bad guys...
Perhaps when he was still a monster egg covered with purple stripes, when he met He Ruge, he would also be praised by He Ruge in his palm.
The big white tiger, who couldn't help substituting himself into the preserved egg, looked at the preserved egg with a touch of friendliness towards the same kind.
Then he saw with his own eyes He Ruge breaking the egg into half, stuffing half of the egg into his mouth and eating it, and breaking the other half into pieces and stirring it in the porridge.
Originally still dreaming of lying in He Ruge's palm as a demon egg, the great white tiger Hikari, who was hatched under He Ruge's surprised eyes, rejected his idea.
"Come on, take a bite." He Ruge took a bite of the porridge with a spoon, planning to feed it to the big white tiger. He still chewed on the preserved preserved eggs without being crushed. It was a bit better to eat preserved preserved eggs raw without seasonings, but He Ruge believed that preserved preserved eggs tasted good in porridge.
Looking at the porridge filled with the corpses of the "bad guys", Da Baihu was a little hard to eat. He wanted to tell He Ruge that their bad guys were not tasty.
"Eat quickly, it won't taste good when it's cold." Under He Ruge's urging, the big white tiger opened his mouth aggrievedly and swallowed the porridge in one mouthful.
The big white tiger who resisted the preserved eggs chewed melancholy for a few mouthfuls. When the tip of his tongue tasted a strange taste, the big white tiger's expression changed slightly, and he...chewed a few more mouthfuls.
"Is it delicious?" Under He Ruge's expectant gaze, Da Baihu hesitated for a while, and finally nodded following his inner thoughts.
But after eating this bowl of porridge, the big white tiger, who was condemned by his conscience, squatted silently in the corner to confess himself.
Sorry, I really am a badass. It turns out that other bad guys are delicious.
But as everyone praised me before, although I eat good monsters, I also eat bad monsters, so I really only punish evil and promote good.
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