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    date="2021-01-20"

    title="Chapter 83 "

    weight="123082"

    series = ["What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God’s Bathtub"]

    mode = "manual"

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    Mao Zixie smiled when he saw Xi Guican, "Major General Xi, your complexion looks good..." He didn't finish his words. When he glanced at He Ruge behind Xi Guichan, he opened his mouth, but I completely forgot what I wanted to say next.

    The appearance very similar to Mao Zhengyong made He Ruge a little familiar with meeting old friends, "Hello, I am a friend of Guican, my name is He Ruge."

    Xi Guican was not so happy that He Ruge was stared at this way. He walked in front of He Ruge. The tall body covered He Ruge tightly, like a dragon guarding his treasure and deterring all snoopers.

    Under the sharp blue gaze, Mao Zixie struck a sharp spirit. He realized that his gaffe just made the man in front of him unhappy, and he quickly said: "In order not to delay your time, Major General Xi, let's have a routine check. ."

    The routine inspection place is a small family hospital on the first floor. The medical equipment inside is all imported from the research institute and related to the spirit of the sea. Xi Guican only needs to lie there for ten minutes to get more detailed body data.

    "Don't ask He Ruge any questions." Before lying in the instrument, Xi Guican warned Mao Zixie with a cold face.

    The Mao Zixie, who was seen through careful thinking, could only nod his head and say yes. Under such a mountain of oppression, he suspected that if he said something bad, he would end up miserably. In this way, He Ruge should be more than a friend in Xi Guican's heart.

    Even if he is a friend, his weight in Xi Guican's heart is extraordinary. Because Mao Zixie has never heard of any friends Xi Guican has for so many years. There are countless people in the Federation who want to line up with Xi Guican to be friends, but Xi Guican is always a lone star and family.

    This man is so strong that he does not need any friends or company, even during the most serious period of time, no one can walk into his heart. He is like a beast. After being injured, he would rather lick the wound alone in the corner, and would not analyze his fragile side to others.

    No, maybe this Mr. He approached Xi Guican when he was most vulnerable.

    Mao Zixie did not dare to look at the face of the person next to him, and the shocking glance just now had left an extremely profound effect on his mind. If it were such a person, he might understand Major General Xi. There should be no one in the world who can resist such beauty, not to mention the sound of nature. Fortunately, he is no longer a young man, otherwise he would really want to never marry him.

    "Doctor Mao, I want to ask you something." He Ruge said to Mao Zixie, who seemed to be in a daze. He always felt that Doctor Mao was frightened by Xi Guican's terrifying eyes.

    "Ask." The other party suddenly raised his head, and when he saw him, he quickly lowered his head and stuttered, "I must know everything."

    "What kind of illness does Guican have? Is his illness serious?" He Ruge asked him what he is most concerned about.

    Mao Zixie said in surprise: "Huh? I thought you knew about Major General Xi's condition... Major General Xi suffered from a rare cyclone psychiatric syndrome. This disease actually hurts the spirit of the sea. It is precisely because of this disease. Major General Xi could no longer drive a mech and was forced to withdraw from Star Wars to recuperate until now."

    He Ruge was completely stunned. He knew that Xi Guican might report the good or not, but he didn't expect that Xi Guican would hide it from him. It was so serious that he could no longer drive the mech. In Xi Guican's mouth Li is actually just a trivial illness. What disease has been cured, there is no problem at all.

    The other party said it was calm, and he really thought it was just a minor illness.

    "Then has his illness cured?" He Ruge's voice was a little dry.

    "Healed? When did he heal?" Mao Zixie said in surprise: "The last time I came to examine Maj. General Xi, although it was not a serious illness, it has nothing to do with healing. Maj. General Xi’s illness has become more and more serious in the past two years. This disease has a lot to do with the patient's mood. Don't be overjoyed or sad. Major General Xi has always been in a bad state of mind. In fact, I had persuaded Major General Xi to see a psychologist before, but Major General Xi refused me."

    "Mr. Ho, if you want, I hope you can persuade Major General Xi to see a psychiatrist, and don't avoid medical problems."

    Is it a lie to say a good cure? He Ruge thought of Xi Guican's vowed expression last night. Some did not believe that Xi Guican would lie to him about this kind of thing. Based on his understanding of Xi Guican, if Xi Guican was really sick, it would definitely be a change of topic. Don't mention sickness.

    Thinking about it this way, there is only one possibility, and that is that Xi Guican has indeed recovered, but Mao Zixie doesn't know. The disease, which had been worsening in two years, suddenly recovered from the mysterious game.

    After thinking about it, He Ruge breathed a sigh of relief, "Okay, I'll persuade him. By the way, Doctor Mao, what is the medicinal bath Guican he took?" In view of Xi Guican's refusal to avoid the most serious previous history, He Ruge is no longer Believing that the medicated bath is simply "strengthening the body", his instinct told him that the medicated bath must not be simple.

    "Oh, you're talking about hair growth bath, it is a simple medicinal bath to promote hair growth." Mao Zixie told the whole story: "Because of the whirlpool psychophagocytosis, Major General Xi's emotions only need to be excited. I can shed hair and vomit blood, so I prescribed blood supplement and hair growth medicine for Major General Xi. However, Major General Xi seemed to think that the hair growth bath was not effective, so he asked me to introduce the hair transplant doctor last night."

    He Ruge: "???"

    What hair growth bath? What flocking? Why can't he understand anything?

    Mao Zixie didn’t dare to look directly at He Ruge. He kept his head down and spoke without noticing He Ruge’s shocked expression. “If you have the opportunity, you should also persuade Major General Xi not to undergo hair transplantation. No matter how good the hair is, it’s not your own. In the best hair transplant surgery, all the hair after transplantation will be lost within two months. Not only will these fake hairs fall off by themselves, they will also take away part of the real hairs.”

    He said with a long sigh: "I know some patients, they are not particularly bald, they have hair transplantation for various reasons, and there are too many hairs just after the operation, but the fake hair is lost in two months. Later, they will be stimulated by the huge drop, and they will quickly go to the hair transplantation operation. After repeated tossing several times, they will be very bald."

    He Ruge was stunned, and all the doubts were replayed in his mind. No wonder Xi Guican insisted on sleeping in sheep pajamas last night. No wonder that when he just fell out of the bathtub, the big white tiger would suddenly dive in horror...

    It turned out to be his big white tiger, bald.

    It's bald.

    Bald.

    bald.

    Mao Zixie didn’t realize what kind of shocking he had smashed. He thought that since He Ruge is so important to Major General Xi, then he must treat He Ruge well. He will answer whatever the other party asks, anyway. It's not a big deal.

    He wants to make a good impression in He Ruge's heart, so as not only to ease the doctor-patient relationship between him and Major General Xi, but also to prepare for the future invitation of He Ruge to participate in the research of the spiritual consciousness.

    He Ruge's spirit was a little tranced, even when he crossed over yesterday, he was not at a loss as he is now. How easy it is to say that you are bald, there is no sign.

    Obviously, the little white tiger and the big white tiger in the game have strong hair. Can he scold this fake game for deceiving people's feelings?

    No, I can't be so superficial.

    He Ruge can't help thinking about a serious question, that is, what love is, when his lover is old and declining, is he still willing to love him as before.

    But getting old and bald are not the same thing.

    If he is old, he is still a handsome old man with outstanding temperament. But if you are bald young...No, Xi Guican's hair is still quite thick, could it be said--

    Is Xi Guican wearing a wig? !

    If it hadn't been for Xi Guican to comb his hair just this morning and touch the dense hair of the other party, He Ruge would really suspect that the other party was wearing a wig now.

    Although flat-inch and bald head are magic weapons to test a man's appearance, active baldness and passive baldness are not the same thing. It's like breaking up, throwing others and being dumped are two different things.

    And he had seen the fluffy big white tiger's head with his own eyes, not bald at all.

    "...Where is the bald part of Guican?" He Ruge asked with difficulty.

    "The animal shape refers to other parts of the body except the head." Mao Zixie said diligently: "I have a photo. Would you like to see it?"

    He Ruge was silent for a while, and said, "Yes."

    The photo in Mao Zixie's hand was sent to him by Xi Guican. It was a dark and windy night for a month. The bald white tiger took a bath and lost the hair of a bathtub. The white hair floated on the water, and the pink meat pad was clear. It's hard to be afraid that Xi Guican has no choice but to face the fact that he is bald.

    He took a photo of his own baldness unrelentingly and sent it to Mao Zixie, asking if he could cure the baldness.

    He Ruge saw this photo of the most tragic period of baldness. He took a breath, and all the fluffy big white tigers in his memory were replaced by this big white bald tiger. Just one glance, He Ruge can hardly forget the other's bald face.

    It may be that the cute filter is too thick, and the big head is not yet bald, but the body is quite bald. He Ruge's mood at this moment is actually based on pity.

    This is how the legendary parents do not think their children are ugly.

    His lovely cub is so cute even if he is bald.

    "You can send me this picture." He Ruge has seen all kinds of Xi Guican, but he hasn't seen the bald Xi Guican. He must save such a memorable photo.

    "Okay, okay, can I add your StarNet friends?"

    ...

    When Xi Guican came out of the room, he once again bathed in the eyes of He Ruge's father's love. Xi Guican faintly felt that something was wrong, but he didn't know what was wrong.

    He Ruge, the old father who protects the precarious face of the bald cub: "Guican, you are so seriously ill, why don't you tell me."

    Xi Guican quickly said, "I'm fine, right." He motioned to Mao Zixie with his eyes.

    Holding the checklist, Mao Zixie was ecstatic and said, "This is a miracle!" Although he wanted to take Xi Guican to experiment, Mao Zixie knew he would be rejected. He said congratulations to Xi Guican and hurriedly left, preparing to inform the Federation of the news.

    All this seems to be very happy. At least for the current bald tiger, ignorance is indeed a kind of happiness.

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