Chapter 90

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date="2021-01-20"

title="Chapter 90 "

weight="123089"

series = ["What to Do When I Become a Koi and Fall into the Male God’s Bathtub"]

mode = "manual"

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Interstellar people do not have a birthday cake on their birthday. They will choose to make a hearty meal for their birthday. With the help of robots, Xi Guican made two dishes, one is meat dishes and the other is a vegetable and fruit platter. He is not good at cooking complicated dishes, so he chose simple steamed pork.

He Ruge looked at the giant wild boar head that was dying in front of him, his staring pig eyes, and his cracked mouth showing white teeth, especially the two extremely tough and curved crescent-shaped fangs. He couldn't help but ...

Swallowed.

Oh my god, is there anything more delicious than pig's head?

The head of this giant wild boar is twice as big as all pigs that He Ruge has seen. The hair is plucked cleanly. After it is steamed, the smell of meat that emerges can easily evoke the gluttons in the stomach of the smeller. .

"Guican, do you have any seasonings here?" Cutting the steamed pork head into thin slices and dipping it with the adjusted sauce is simply delicious.

Xi Guican went to Star.com this time to buy a full range of seasonings. He Ruge dipped the seasonings in each small jar a little, and tasted the alternatives of soy sauce, vinegar, chili, sugar and other seasonings in StarCraft.

A drop of dark brown sauce splashed on the finger bones. He Ruge stretched out his tongue and licked it. Obviously this was a normal movement, but Xi Guican unconsciously reddened the pinna. He thought of something worse, such as the soft tongue licking another color liquid.

He Ruge holds a small bowl, mixes these seasonings according to his own taste, and stirs well. After he was done, he raised his eyes and saw Xi Guican with red ears. He Ruge didn't think of anything else, "Guican, is there a knife here? I want to cut thin slices of pork from the pig's head."

Xi Guican, who is not good at cooking but with excellent knives, quickly took out the knife, raised the knife in his hand, and dropped the thin slices of meat on the plate. He Ruge evenly poured the seasoning in the small bowl on the pork head meat.

There are no chopsticks and only knives and forks in StarCraft. He Ruge used a fork to fork a piece of pork head. The delicious, fatty but not greasy piece of meat exudes an attractive fragrance. The mouth is oily and not greasy.

"It's delicious, it's the best pork head meat I have ever tasted. Guican, you are really great!" He Ruge not only nodded vigorously, but also gave Xi Guican a thumbs up. Although there is no technical content in the operation of plucking the pork and then steaming it. The deliciousness of this pork head is probably inseparable from the superior ingredients, but don't children need to be praised?

Without being able to discourage the enthusiasm of his children, Xi Guican's desire to cook for him is already very moving.

After hearing He Ruge's evaluation, Xi Guican was relieved at first, and then he felt a sense of pride. As a beginner, he can cook such delicious dishes, he really has a high talent in cooking.

At this time, Xi Guican was like a thousand-word rainbow fart, and was touted by fans, and he developed confidence in his own mystery.

He rolled a lot of meat slices with a fork, and after eating the meat slices, he thought it tasted great. The dining table is large and rectangular. He Ruge and Xi Guican sit together and feed each other from time to time.

"Happy birthday." Xi Guican's mouth was greasy, but he didn't realize the greasiness on his mouth and wanted to kiss He Ruge. He Ruge pursed his own greasy lips, and before Xi Guican eagerly kissed him, he slapped Xi Guican's cheekbones first, like giving Xi Guican a highlight.

The blue eyes burst out with bright light, and Xi Guican was immersed in the joy of being kissed, like a big cat with a smooth hair, squinting his eyes satisfactorily.

He Ruge felt that he had done a bad thing to bully the children, and he was inexplicably guilty. He picked up a tissue and wiped off the oil stains on Xi Guican's face and whispered, "I am very happy. This is the happiest birthday I have ever had." Because there is you are.

When the pork head is a little greasy, eat some fruits and vegetables. The warm yellow light shines on He Ruge's face, sinking this face into the gentle light, and the beautiful meal is easily reminiscent of the term "beautiful meal." Xi Guican used to replace traditional meals with nutrient solutions. He always felt that eating was a waste of time. It may be because his desire to speak is not heavy, so he drank nutrient solutions for many years.

But now he discovered that traditional meals are a very beautiful thing. It is not that the food is good, but the atmosphere is very good and warm, as if bathing in the sun.

The beloved was eating what he had done with his own face with contentment. This recognition filled Xi Guican's heart.

One-fifth of the meat of this huge wild boar was eaten by He Ruge, and the rest was taken care of by Xi Guican.

Just leave it to the robot to wash the dishes. He Ruge restarts the live broadcast. Xi Guican goes to the bathroom to sneak a hair growth bath. The hair transplantation scheduled by him and the doctor is in the middle of the night. When He Ruge sleeps in the dead of night, Xi Guican Will perform hair transplant surgery quietly, and when He Ruge is about to wake up in the morning, he will just be able to come back as a big white tiger with amazing hair.

Although can transplant the hair back soon, still need to soak in the hair growth bath. The doctor had already told him about the tragic situation of hair loss after two months of hair transplantation, so Xi Guican would take the opportunity to take a longer hair growth bath, even if the effect was minimal, he would insist on it.

Xi Guican, who had been arranged before, opened the live broadcast happily, and prepared to watch He Ruge's live broadcast while taking a hair bath, but before watching the live broadcast, he had to deal with the military affairs.

A tiger shark in the headquarters told him to go to the Star Wars frontline for emergency assistance these days.

The Star Wars are conducted on Sixteen Stars, which is a very magical planet. Its eastern hemisphere is full of sea, and its western hemisphere is almost entirely land. The place where the Star Wars first broke out was in the Western Hemisphere. However, at this time the battle line has gradually advanced from the Western Hemisphere to the dividing line of the Eastern Hemisphere. The Eastern Hemisphere can only conduct air and naval battles. Although the Zerg’s air combat superiority is higher than the Federation, their strength after entering the sea Will be greatly weakened. So no one can predict the future of the battle.

In order to feed the Wings of Killing, Xi Guican didn't have much resistance to participating in the war, he just didn't know how to arrange He Ruge.

Out of safety considerations for He Ruge, he shouldn't take He Ruge to Sixteen Stars, but... Once he thought of separating from He Ruge, he was full of resistance. The ten days after the end of the game were the ten most difficult days for Xi Guican. He could not accept the days without He Ruge's company.

There seemed to be two souls arguing in the brain. One was a little white tiger with red eyes. The little white tiger sneered: "You have to live and die for ten days without him. How long will the Star Wars last? Don't you have any points in your heart? Then I will see if you are better off than life."

The blue-eyed little white tiger calmly retorted, "But Star Wars is very dangerous. If something happens to him and gets injured, I will truly be better off than life."

The little white tiger with red eyes: "You coward! Trash! You can't protect even the one you like, what a man!"

The blue-eyed little white tiger: "You brat! Impulsive ghost! Joking about his safety for your own desires, what qualifications do you have to guard him!"

The two little white tigers were so angry that they yelled, and rushed up angrily. You bit me and I caught you, and they got into a ball.

The bald white tiger was furious, and his big paws slapped the water hard. When the loud sound of water sounded, even if he was sensible that the soundproofing effect of the room was good, Xi Guican was still very afraid of disturbing He Ruge outside. , Lan Miao opened the game fiercely, wanting to see the deterioration of He Ruge's father's love in the game to have fun, when his gaze swept to that row of values, Da Baihu was stunned——

[Father's love is like a mountain]: He Ruge loves you very much, it is the love of the old father to the bald cubs, even if your hair is bald, He Ruge's love for your father is still (9% of the progress of the deterioration of the father's love)

The two little white tigers froze at the same time. Their eyes were dull as if they were struck by lightning. After a long period of silence, the roar of the tiger's collapse sounded through the bathroom.

Roar--! ! !

When did my baldness come out? ! Why would He Ruge know? ! And why does the progress of the deterioration of the father's love still go backwards? ! ! !

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He Ruge sat at his desk and continued to broadcast the live broadcast. The most frequent questions in the barrage were screened out and presented before He Ruge's eyes. He Ruge browsed and picked a few questions to answer.

For example, "Is the food Xi Guican's cooking delicious?" He Ruge said seriously: "The food Guican's cooking is delicious, I can eat it." He put his hand on his slightly bulged belly.

The barrage started again, screaming:

"Oh my god, I have lemons and I want to eat the meal made by Major General Xi!"

"I want to have dinner with Ruge, ooh, looking at such a beautiful face, I can eat four bowls"

"I admire this figure, it's so thin, and I don't have any QAQ when I sit down after eating."

"Ah ah ah ah ah, this posture seems to be pregnant with a baby, and the children of the two male gods must have an amazing face! I really want to see the reduced version of the male god ah ah ah ah, ah, ah, want to raise a baby!

He Ruge: "..."

You think so far, do you even think of the children? No, how can he and Xi Guican have children with the same gender? ! Could it be said that it is possible to have children of the same sex in the interstellar? Well, this technology is too powerful.

After thinking about the little white tiger like the little snow group, He Ruge was once again filled with the glory of the old father. The bald boy's hair has not been raised yet, and raising a Xi Guican has consumed all his energy, so there is no need to separate the extra love for other fluff.

He Ruge looked at other questions again, what "How did you and Xi Guican get together? Who are you chasing? How long have you been together?" These are curious about his love with Xi Guican.

There is also the question, "Why do you have such a beautiful voice? A male god, where are you from and what race are you? I also want to fall in love with your people and strive to give birth to a male god like you. Zai Zai!" These are questions about his personal information.

He Ruge put his finger on his lips and made a silent motion, he said warmly: "The content of the live broadcast today is storytelling and singing, not a Q&A session."

Before the barrage of wronged Baba, He Ruge said softly: "Next, I will sing a song for everyone." Use aura to inspire the sound of nature to sing a song.