Chapter 79: Pure Forum Posts (All Netizen Comments, Not for Everyone)

Chapter 79: Pure Forum-Style Chapter (All netizen comments, not for you)

**[Hot] Title: OMG, Xiao Yuan is having such a tough time, with so many people taking turns with him in front of cameras in public...**

1F: The Silence anniversary closing event was packed! My mom and I went, and I was so nervous on the way. Once inside, it was absolutely overflowing with people, not to mention the crowd outside! Luckily, we got to the mall early, otherwise, we might not have even gotten in. You could tell Xiao Yuan was nervous, but he was incredibly professional—so many people took turns filming him and asking him to demonstrate products, and he was super cooperative. Aaaah, I can't even, Xiao Yuan is so handsome and beautiful, he's my sis, bro, god, goddess, mom, baby, egg... [countless beautiful photos][video]

2F:

I really can't with this, such a trashy title. [frog screaming]

3F:

Clicked with dirty thoughts, pants already off, and this is what you give me, OP? I want something naughty! [angry]

4F:

I can't even, I nervously clicked on this on the subway, worried the good stuff in the post would be gone, and OP let me down like this, truly left me cold.

5F:

Hahahaha, are you guys trying to make me die laughing? Let me give a serious reply to OP! I was there too, and it was so exciting!! It was my first time attending an offline event, and I got to feast my eyes on such a delicious Prince Charming, Xiao Yuan. I was straight up screaming "brother"!!

6F:

Yeah, but in the end, everyone inside was calling him 'baby' (.

7F:

There's a story behind that! At first, a lot of fans were calling him "brother." But after Xiao Yuan heard someone close by call him "baby," he was clearly caught off guard, looked over, and his face and the tips of his ears turned red—visibly flustered. My friend, who was firmly in the "brother" camp, immediately switched sides without hesitation and started shouting "Xiao Yuan, baby!" right in my ear, even louder than me! [○ blushing, looking down video]

8F:

OMG, ○ looks like such a little wife here! It feels like he doesn't know how to handle being teased, but because he's such a sweetheart, he doesn't argue, just silently lowers his head and shyly takes it in. But the teasing voices keep going, and he can't take it anymore, looking at them with pleading, watery eyes, begging them to stop... So perfect!! [lustful]

9F:

I just realized ○ kept looking at the camera the whole time after that, ahhh! Xiao Yuan gets so shy when called "baby," he's so thin-skinned, clearly an inexperienced newbie, an innocent little sister whose first kiss is still intact.

10F:

OMG, ○, is this what you're really like in private?! I didn't believe the other S-class Alphas in Scepter would do anything to you before, but now I'm really worried about your little peach...

11F:

It's no wonder Xiao Yuan has so many Alpha admirers, such a tasty little treat ○, who could resist! [angry]

12F:

And Xiao Yuan is such a sweetheart! The mall was so crowded today that the event had to start early, and many fans were stuck outside the mall entrance and couldn't get in. Xiao Yuan was worried they might get heatstroke, so he paid out of his own pocket to have staff bring large AC units, Huoxiang Zhengqi Shui, as well as inhibitors, barrier patches, and other supplies. And Xiao Yuan bought the best brands!

13F:

And also! The original route planned by Sil was quite short, only fans near the store could see Xiao Yuan, but he didn't want us to have wasted our trip and wanted everyone to see him, so he specially negotiated with the staff to change the route. He was also worried that fans outside the mall entrance would be sad if they couldn't see him, so he had the staff help set up multiple camera angles for the live stream.

14F:

"I look forward to seeing you, just as you look forward to seeing me." Those were his exact words!!!

15F:

If you knew I stan Xiao Yuan, you'd think I'm having the time of my life too. At this point, I've completely lost all control, how did this happen... How have I become so gone for Yuan. Xiao Yuan, Xiao Yuan... [pink bunny emoji pack]

16F:

Falling for Xiao Yuan is irreversible, like entering a door with no exit.

17F:

What door? ○'s back door?

18F:

Indeed, ○ is so delicious, who would want to leave? [silly laugh]

19F:

Wait, at such a touching moment, what are you bunch of pervy O types saying? Is that right?

20F:

Of course it's not, should be called out. Please step aside, let me at him first. [pants][-1]

21F:

Huh? But I remember Xiao Yuan is a straight Alpha, right? I saw an interview of his... Did I gain an extra memory or something?

22F:

+1. I'm a schoolmate of Xiao Yuan's, we took the same elective class. Gotta say, although ○ is really beautiful, handsome, and dazzling, the way he chats and jokes with friends is totally straight (.

23F:

A straight Alpha? Even better.

24F:

I just love breaking in this kind of delicious little straight Alpha; let me see if the little straight boy's workplace is straight too. [beckoning]

25F:

Huh, wait? I went and watched videos on a few platforms, lots of people posted footage from inside the store. It seems Sil separates Alpha and B/O genders into two areas, only merging them at the end. At first, the camera showed a lot of little Os and Betas, then it panned and scared me—it was a whole row of big refrigerators!

26F:

No way, seriously? Does Sil sell appliances too? An on-the-spot fridge sale?

27F:

Ahhh, I'm losing it. But you can tell, Xiao Yuan's Alpha-fans really have some muscle, but they're also totally pervy (.

28F:

I'm a new fan, explain? How perverted are they?

28F:

Check this screenshot and you'll understand.

**[Screenshot]**

Anonymous User: Xiao Yuan has very fair skin and works out a lot, so his pee's gotta be healthy and clean, a little tinted. There’s no doubt about the taste—it’s definitely fragrant, and even if you taste it, it'd be just right, like, really good texture. [200K+ likes]

29F:

Holy shit, that's fucking disgusting. [Pepe the Frog screaming]

30F:

Wait, why did over 200K people like this?

31F:

I don’t even want to talk about this anonymous user—he’s an OG on Dream A Forum. You can tell by the way he talks; he’s definitely the author of the forum’s cult classic, "Xiao Yuan Washes His Face with Piss."

32F:

So during the closed-door event, Xiao Yuan was hanging with a bunch of rich, perverted Alphas like this? God, now I think the OP’s title is pretty fitting. I’m really afraid they might take turns on Xiao Yuan in front of cameras and everyone watching.

33F:

The event was super secure, don’t worry. But it was weird—several people on the Alpha side were wearing masks and hats, dressed incognito like they were celebrities.

34F:

Huh? Is it just me, or do these people look familiar? [Image with red circles]

35F:

Uh, is this something we can talk about? They look like the ex-husband group and the current group.

36F:

Damn, the pretentious vibe is screaming Scepter members. The one on the left gotta be Brother Huo? And the one on the right is Corn Dog. The three Alphas staring intently in Xiao Yuan’s direction look more and more like Necro.

37F:

Really? But these three Alphas dropped serious cash at the event. Oh, I think I heard the salesperson call one of them Mr. Su. This Mr. Su bought a ton—at least 20K items for the day.

38F:

Just to add, the unit is 10,000.

39F:

From this angle, the bag looks like it’s SLC? No fucking way, what’s going on? Aren’t Necro and Scepter rivals? Yet SLC and a few teammates came together to support Xiao Yuan’s endorsement?

40F:

They’re that devoted?

41F:

Didn’t you all know? Back when Xiao Yuan was at Ximi Entertainment, all the F4 members had ships with Xiao Yuan, and they even ended up sharing a dorm later. So many shippers assume they’ve already hooked up. (、、

42F:

Damn, my Xiao Yuan, you’re so amazing—you made two boy groups switch teams? With so many dicks, can you really handle them all? [Covering mouth, drooling profusely jpg]

43F:

Forget the ex-husband group; Xiao Yuan, just stick with the current fridge group. Otherwise, with too many dicks, mom's worried about your health. The current fridge group has exactly five, so you can even have weekends off. Xiao Yuan, mom knows you can do it—it’s just five dicks, right? Show mom your moves, okay? [Shy]

44F:

Huh? Wait, are they really involved? I thought they were all straight, just purely bromance.

45F:

Not sure about before, but definitely now. I won’t say anything else, but those S-class Alphas in Scepter have been totally whipped by Xiao Yuan. Take the most classic straight Alpha bullshit Brother Huo, for example. Everyone knows Brother Huo is the most pretentious and annoying—well, he inherited a huge fortune, so it’s normal for him to act entitled. But in front of Xiao Yuan, he’s like a lapdog, at most having a little meltdown and grudgingly doing laundry.

46F:

But if Xiao Yuan is unhappy, he doesn’t even dare to make a sound.

47F:

0.0 Not sure if I should say this. My mom is a mall VIC, so I was shopping with her, buying a scarf at Dior, when suddenly I saw a big fridge. The big fridge bought a scarf, and I thought he was giving it to someone, but then he tied it on another person right there.

48F:

They stood out so much that I took a second look—holy shit, one of the Alphas had pink hair! That’s when I realized it was Brother Huo and Xiao Yuan.

**[Photo: Both are in full incognito mode. The taller Alpha’s fingers are pulling out pink strands of hair as he helps tie the scarf.]**

49F:

Damn, Brother Huo, lowkey hitting that?

50F:

Oh my god, Brother Huo is so skilled at tying scarves—he even made a bow. Is this the straight Alpha act Brother Huo I know? [Facepalm]

51F:

How did Brother Huo become Xiao Yuan's simp without us noticing? [Confused]

52F:

Why does Xiao Yuan still look so good even when all covered up? His hair has grown so long—haha, I’d love to see Xiao Yuan in a dress.

53F:

Brother Huo, I have high hopes for you now. Keep it up, okay? Don’t let me, with my weird kinks, lose. [Fist pump]

54F:

I also have high hopes for Brother Huo. Say what you will, but Brother Huo is seriously generous and doesn’t hesitate to spend on Xiao Yuan. Later, I wanted to go to the VIP lounge, but the manager told me someone was already inside. Not long after, the mall played a song (the one that only plays for sales breaking a million). The song kept playing for over an hour, until the mall closed, and it never stopped.

55F:

Didn’t Brother Huo used to talk all this straight Alpha bullshit and say he’d never spoil anyone, even if they were an Omega? So why is he dropping stacks on Xiao Yuan? [Facepalm]

56F:

Brother Huo is literally me.

57F:

Maybe it’s intentional. Brother Huo publicly promotes straight Alpha quotes but privately is simping for his queen. It’s to reduce rivals and avoid more people competing for Xiao Yuan. [Crying laughing]

58F:

As expected, CEO romance novels are the best. I can't take it anymore, my throat is tickling—I'm getting weird cravings.

59F:

Same.

60F:

I still have my limits. Unless Brother Huo can coax Xiao Yuan into wearing a skirt, I absolutely won’t ship Brother Huo.

61F:

Then I’d like to see a mini-skirt fit.

62F:

Mhm, mhm, mhm, then I’d rather see a bunny girl outfit.

63F:

Stop reading so many fanfics—that’s how your brain gets ruined. Bunny girl outfits are popping up now.

64F:

Really? What if I pull out this [Bunny Girl Xiao ○]?

65F:

Send the original image.

66F:

This one is truly a classic bunny girl ○. Xiao Yuan is trapped in a claw machine and needs his teammates outside to help win a capsule toy machine key. The author even wrote a story where all the S-class Alphas take turns playing the capsule toy machine. Until they draw the key, they must fulfill every dare on the slips inside.

67F:

I know this one!! The first slip drawn at the beginning said: Xiao Yuan must entertain himself inside the claw machine. And outside the glass enclosure, like, five S-class Alphas are staring at him (.

68F:

Block this fic. It’s too spicy—made me pull an all-nighter, and now I can’t make it to my morning shift.

69F:

I'm a student and don't have morning classes, I'll read it first. [Drooling]

70F:

So is it confirmed with solid evidence now? Are these Alphas really from the rival boy band during the group photo session at Sil's closing event? Because ○ used to be with Ximi Entertainment and there was some conflict, the two groups have been keeping their distance to avoid suspicion... Surely the N boy band wouldn't do something this stupid, right?

...

Two hours later.

401F:

It's really confirmed with solid evidence, those Alphas are definitely members of the N boy band. At tonight's Sil banquet, slc and the others were also invited to attend, and guess what happened?

402F:

slc later posted a promotional group photo on Weibo. Okay, that’s normal, but he posted the wrong one!! He posted a photo with Xiao Yuan taken during Sil’s anniversary closing event!!!

403F:

LMAO. The N band has always maintained a low profile, marketing themselves as indifferent and not keen on promotions. Their fans finally waited for them to update their social media, and who would’ve thought they’d see that redeemed feeling of scrolling to a photo of him and ysy? (And it’s a secretly taken, fully disguised photo that cost a fortune to obtain.)

404F:

Actually, the photo isn’t the main point; the caption is.

405F:

Hmm... indeed, slc captioned it "78." What does it mean? Something vulgar?

406F:

It can’t be that crude.

407F:

Uh, could it mean they haven’t seen each other for 78 days? Or haven’t taken a photo together in 78 days?

408F:

Oh my god, it’s true. It probably means it’s been 78 days since their last photo together. Last time their company posted a group photo on the official blog (which barely counts as a photo of the two of them), and it’s exactly 78 days ago today!!

409F:

slc’s fans are going crazy. They thought they were rivals, only to find out their idol can’t get over the rival group member. And to make it worse, their idol is nothing more than a simp who isn’t even considered a backup option. LOL, it feels like the sky is falling.

410F:

Doesn’t slc need to let his agent check over his Weibo posts before posting? How could he just post it directly? Two boy bands attending the same event is already sensitive enough, and slc knew perfectly well that many people would be watching them. Yet he still made a mistake at this time.

411F:

Isn’t this just announcing to the world that he still can’t forget ysy?

412F:

So what? What can they do?

413F:

So what if he can't forget? ○ doesn't care at all.

414F:

Oh man, you gotta admit Yuan Shiyuan is a dog-taming master. Just some "S-class Alpha," he totally owned him. [smirk]

415F:

Emperor Yuan, truly living up to the name. [smug]

416F:

Isn't Brother Snake ecstatic? slc happens to be his go-to persona, and now they have a photo together—isn't he psyched? Just seamlessly swap faces and imagine himself in it.

417F:

He's been pretty pleased with himself lately.

**[Screenshot]**

OP: Hehe, happy.

OP: Nine words. [victory sign]

OP: Just can't wrap my head around it.

OP: I think I might have a chance 0.0?

OP: [Commission: ○ on a white horse gazing down with lowered eyes]

418F:

What's this snake mumbling and grumbling about now? All that gibberish, can't understand it. But the commissioned piece is pretty good—yoinking this.

419F:

Seriously though, he's documenting his teenage romantic dilemmas every day, is that it? But how old is he anyway, to be rolling in it like this?

420F:

Always going through an edgy phase and changing his avatar, gives off major chuuni vibes—probably not that old?

421F:

But why does he use slc as his persona? I don't get it.

422F:

Maybe their names sound similar? Or they look kinda alike? His username is S, right? Probably has an S in his name, like slc.

423F:

OP: ? (confused)

424F:

OP: ? Screenshot my profile? What does that mean? Who said you could post that?

425F:

Holy shit, the OG of dream A is here! All you regular As, step aside! Let our Brother Snake have the honor of licking ○'s feet!

426F:

User S: Are you crazy? Like I'd lick his feet? What's so great about his feet that I'd even bother to look at them?

427F:

I can't even, with the way this is phrased.

428F:

Did Xiao Yuan force you to look? You never stop hating.

429F:

User S: Look at what?

430F:

???

430F:

I seriously can't deal with this anymore.

431F:

Admit it, Brother Snake, you're so damn obsessed with ○, I've never seen anyone this stubborn. Are you this tough on yourself when you look in the mirror? [facepalm]

432F:

User S: Stop spreading rumors about me, okay? You don't know anything! Since when have I liked Yuan Shiyuan? And cut it out with fantasizing about him—he and his teammates have no relationship, and he wouldn’t even give those worthless teammates the time of day.

433F:

Don’t like him? Then why don’t you change that pink princess dress avatar ○ first? Really don’t want to see you running around with Xiao Yuan’s avatar acting like a lunatic.

434F:

User S: I’ll use whatever I want, none of your business, fuck off.

435F:

Oh my god, Brother Snake is totally losing it!

436F:

When is Scepter gonna fuck Xiao Yuan already? I want to see it.

437F:

User Snake: ? Didn’t you see what I said? Yuan Shiyuan and his teammates are just colleagues, alright? Stop fantasizing.

438F:

Yeah yeah, colleagues, colleagues. So when are they gonna double-team Xiao Yuan? I'd pay to see that.

439F:

They've already hooked up, and even had two children.

440F:

According to reliable gossip, Xiao Yuan has long had children with their partner—twins, named Corn Dog and Corn Silk. To keep up appearances, they claimed they were just teammates.

441F:

User S: ???

442F:

Now that the twins have grown up, they can't help themselves when they see the ripe, beautiful young wife, and they extend their sinful claws toward their little mommy... For what happens next, please check out the "Forbidden Literature" column on my homepage.

443F:

If Dad can, why can't I?

444F:

If Bro can, why can't I?

445F:

Mom, Father is useless now. You need a stronger Alpha... Has he been here?

446F:

User S: ...

447F:

User S: F*cking moron, reported.

**——This thread has been banned due to mass reports——**