Chapter 55 I Bet Ten Packs of Spicy Strips, Brother Li Has Definitely Time-Traveled!
by 全麥面包Chapter 55 I Bet Ten Packs of Spicy Strips, Brother Li Has Definitely Time-Traveled!
It wasn't that the director was deliberately trying to sabotage Lu Yuanhang.
Although he was despicable and eccentric, serving as the contrast in the entire variety show.
Mainly, whoever was assigned this antagonist role had the risk of turning things around.
Only this guy could lose steadily.
To ensure The Hunters Group won once, for the honor of the show...
The director had no choice but to take the risk.
"Things like this don't need to be considered. Do you know how competitive the spots on Sweet Journey are?" The assistant winked exaggeratedly, "Money can't even buy a spot!"
"Really?" Lu Yuanhang asked hesitantly.
He knew the romantic reality show was popular, but he hadn't studied it closely, since his current goal was—take down Jian Li!
"Oh, you didn't know? The variety show is produced by the third princess of the Huo family; nobody can pull strings!" The assistant deliberately exaggerated, "Our director specifically fought for this spot for you."
"As long as you complete tomorrow's mission, you and your brother will be guaranteed a spot in the new season of the romantic reality show!"
Lu Yuanhang thought about it, "Alright then."
"Great!" The assistant couldn't hide his smile, "The details of the mission will be sent to you via WeChat later!"
Afraid Lu Yuanhang would change his mind, he turned and ran off.
When he returned to the cafeteria, Lu Siqi looked up and asked, "Where did you go?"
"The production team found me, saying there's a secret mission," Lu Yuanhang sat across from Lu Siqi, then suddenly changed the subject, "Brother, you're not too busy lately, right? Your schedule is quite flexible?"
"It's okay," Lu Siqi seemed distracted, glancing in another direction, "With Secretary Chen helping out, there shouldn't be any major issues."
Lu Yuanhang nodded, secretly pleased.
His household registration had long been moved away, and he had no blood relation with Brother Yang.
Participating in the romantic reality show as a couple was perfectly reasonable, with no obstacles.
If fans or public opinion pushed them,
he and Lu Siqi might break through the barrier faster...
After lunch, the production team arranged a half-day tour of the scenic area.
The Vendetta Squad spent the day shopping and eating, and before they knew it, it was evening.
By the time they returned to the filming base, the identity reveal segment organized by the production team was almost ready.
An LED screen stood in the center of the courtyard, scrolling through promotional photos and cryptic phrases of the guests.
"Debuted from an idol competition, rose to fame through web dramas, representative of the new generation, Yuan Feng. What hidden identity does he have? He ate documents on a deserted island, broke his arm barehanded, used counter-reconnaissance in City Hunters, and called in a helicopter with just a voice changer!"
"Luo Xiaohong, skilled with a soft whip, claims to be Luo Wudi when drunk, telling everyone she has exceptional bones, a martial arts prodigy!"
"Shi Huayi and Zhou Nan, debuted separately with no intersection, yet standing together, they seem to have known each other for years, as if hiding a shared secret."
"Even more astonishing is the sudden transformation of the top criminal Jian Li, who seems to have been possessed, completely changing his core. Who is he? Could he be... a time traveler?!"
As the team members entered, except for Huo Xiao who remained calm, everyone else was stunned.
What the hell!
What's going on?
Is this a public execution?
And they guessed almost correctly. Is there an insider?!
At the end of the promotional video,
"The above speculations are based on opinions from various netizens. Any similarities are purely coincidental!"
By now, The Hunters Group were already seated, and mocking voices came from among them,
"A time traveler? Are you kidding? These netizens must be brain-dead!" Lu Yuanhang sneered.
Making it so mysterious, isn't it just to attract traffic?
Once the show ends, you'll continue your miserable escape game!
My brother and I will wave at you from the romantic reality show...
"You're the one who's brain-dead! Don't you know how awesome Brother Li is?! How he used to be and how he is now, don't you see the difference?!"
"I bet ten packs of spicy strips, Brother Li has definitely time-traveled! I've been reading similar novels recently, and his journey looks exactly like the main plot!"
"And the other members of the Vendetta Squad, if they don't have hidden identities, I'll write my surname backwards!"
"Hahaha, their righteous faces combined with sneaky behavior make you wonder if they're part of the system!"
"In my opinion, the most likely villain here is Lu Yuanhang. His existence fits the name of a dish perfectly!"
"Raise your hand! I know! It's sour fish, both mediocre and unnecessary!"
After reading this selected comment, the host almost burst out laughing, "Hahaha, sorry, these netizens are really humorous."
Lu Yuanhang's face darkened. "What’s so funny about this? Isn’t this a personal attack? Are you specifically picking these comments that target me?!"
The host handed over the remote control. "Why don’t you freeze the screen and read them yourself?"
"If I do it, I’ll do it!" Lu Yuanhang snatched the remote control, squinted his eyes, and aimed at the screen before pressing the button.
The live stream chat was immediately captured, and he read aloud through the microphone,
"Why do you always target Lu Yuanhang? In my opinion, Xiao Hang is pitiful; not only did he lose his parents..."
At this point, Lu Yuanhang's lips curled upward.
See, fans still sympathize with the weak.
He continued reading, "Losing his parents is one thing, but he also lost his mind."
Lu Yuanhang's smile froze on his face, and in the next second, he threw the remote back to the host. "They’re all keyboard warriors. Save the evidence for me. Once the show ends, I’ll sue them!"
"Sure," the host nodded perfunctorily. "Defamation will definitely be captured."
"So now, please shut up. If you disrupt the filming again, I’ll have to ask you to leave."
"Hahaha, even the steady host can't take it anymore. How annoying must Lu Yuanhang be?!"
"So, am I defaming him by saying he has no brain? Isn’t that the truth?!"
"Please switch the camera to the Vendetta Squad; I don’t want to see any more filth!"
Being rebuked by the host in front of everyone, Lu Yuanhang’s face turned red with anger. Just as he was about to retort, a warning voice came from beside him,
"Didn’t you promise me you wouldn’t cause trouble?"
"Brother, I—"
Lu Yuanhang wanted to explain that others were targeting him, but he found that Lu Siqi hadn’t spared him a glance, his gaze fixed on Jian Li across from him.
"Calm down!" Lu Siqi frowned impatiently.
Lu Yuanhang bit his lower lip hard and said after a moment, "I understand, Brother."
By then, the chat reading segment had ended, and the host handed the microphone to Jian Li, asking with a warm smile, "Li Ge, what do you think about netizens saying you’re a time traveler?"
Jian Li smiled. "I think the netizens are very insightful. Their guesses are logical and accurate."
"That’s right, I am..."
Lu Yuanhang couldn’t help muttering under his breath, "Enough with these absurdities!"
Jian Li glanced over, his lips curling into an unruly arc,
"Lu Yuanhang,"
"Dad!"
"Hahaha, huff! Another epic family reunion moment!"
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