Chapter 95: I Want to Go Crazy, I Want to Be Rude!

Chapter 95: I Want to Go Crazy, I Want to Be Rude!

In less than twenty minutes, Luo Wudi walked out of the interrogation room.

The director, who had been waiting outside the door, asked nervously, "Did he confess everything?"

"Pretty much." Luo Wudi's expression was lazy, "Let me know where we're drinking tonight via WeChat."

"Sure thing!" The director smiled with relief, "Sister Wudi, no need to see me off."

"Go about your business." Luo Wudi waved and headed towards the elevator.

As the director turned away, his expression changed instantly, and he said sternly to the other colleagues, "Come on, let's go in and finish up!"

A few people entered the interrogation room, and a miserable wailing echoed,

"You guys are too much, I'm going to file a complaint!"

"Complain to whom?"

"To that woman just now!"

"Go ahead, she's a temporary staff member; we can fire her anytime. Besides, if you want to complain, get your citizenship back first, or you won't even have the privileges of a Huaguo citizen!"

"......Wah wah wah, you're bullying me too much!"

"Speak up, how did you contact Lu Yuanhang abroad, and what role did he play in the money laundering operation?!"

"Stop crying! If you keep crying, I'll call the temporary staff member back!"

"I'll talk, I'll talk!"

"Don't call her—"

—

When Luo Wudi walked out of the office building, she received a call from her agent.

She swiped to answer, and an anxious voice came through, "Sister Hong, get ready, you're on a variety show tomorrow!"

"What kind of variety show?" Luo Xiaohong immediately looked annoyed, "Not another dating show, I can't take it!"

"It's still a survival show!" The agent's tone was energized, "This time it's especially exciting, using helicopters to drop participants on an island abroad!"

"People from different countries will compete together!"

"The director of 'Lone Warrior' managed to squeeze you all in, it's a rare opportunity, so cherish it!"

Luo Xiaohong finally showed some interest, "Still the original team from 'Lone Warrior'? No one added to drag us down, right?"

"Of course, it's still the original team, just you all!"

With a nod, Luo Xiaohong replied, "Alright then, I'll pack my bags."

After hanging up, she thought for a moment and asked in the Vendetta Squad group chat,

"Luo Wudi: Did everyone receive the notice? We're participating in a variety show tomorrow?"

"Feng You Were Arrested: No, [Question Face.jpg]"

"Luo Wudi: Are you just behind on information?"

"Old Shi from Intelligence Bureau: Even if I received it, I don't plan to go. I'm too tired and want to take a break."

"Zhou Nan Not Easy: Same here, I'm going to inform my agent."

"Old Shi from Intelligence Bureau: Why do you follow what others do?"

"Zhou Nan Not Easy: What's it to you?"

"Feng You Were Arrested: If none of you are going, neither am I!"

Luo Xiaohong frowned, then quickly typed a response,

"Luo Wudi: Are you sure you're not going? It's a survival show, international competition, you might meet some great competitors!"

"This is a chance to promote our Chinese martial arts, are we just going to let it slip away?!"

Absolutely not,

I need to find more talented... participants.

The group chat fell silent for a few minutes,

Then they all responded almost simultaneously,

"Feng You Were Arrested: Just got a call, leave canceled, leaving at eight tomorrow morning."

"Old Shi from Intelligence Bureau: Same here."

"Zhou Nan Not Easy: +1."

Luo Xiaohong smiled in satisfaction, then remembered something and typed again,

"Luo Wudi: @Jian Li @Huo Xiao, what about you two? Why aren't you speaking?!"

......

At that moment, Jian Li wasn't looking at his phone. He was in his agent Li Lin's office, listening to the latter enthusiastically ramble.

"Do you know how popular this foreign survival show is?! It's practically the pioneer of such shows!"

"The competition is brutal; no matter how big a star you are, once you join in and can't beat others, you're out!"

"Some stars get knocked out after just one second on screen!"

"And they’re famous action stars too! Turned out to be so fragile!"

"The movies are all lies!"

Jian Li, lounging on the sofa, smiled faintly, "Don’t curse, or the readers will say you’re uncouth."

"Ah? Readers?" Li Lin, who was getting excited, stood up abruptly, "Who the hell has readers?"

"I’m going crazy, I’m being uncouth, then no one can morally coerce me!"

Jian Li, "Stop, hold it, don’t get too into it!"

"That’s the whole idea of Global Survival, to bring people back to their primal state," Li Lin finally felt tired and sat back down, "beasts, hunger, venomous insects, and competitors who want to kill you at any moment."

"How does that sound, pretty thrilling, right?"

"Interested in joining?"

The curve of Jian Li's lips deepened, "No."

"You—," Li Lin deflated like a punctured balloon, "Brother Li, why is it so hard to make you famous?"

"The heat from variety shows fades quickly; we can only maintain it by constantly appearing on camera."

Jian Li put his legs down and stood up, "Just kidding, I’ll join."

As a mercenary, how could I not have passion,

Especially for an international show that brings glory to China,

I don’t mind participating more!

—

Just stripped of his director status by the board, Lu Yuanhang was in a terrible mood and came to Qing Bar to drown his sorrows.

Newcomers kept arriving, and strong drinks kept flowing,

It looked like he was about to drink himself to death when his agent walked in with a grin,

"Brother Hang, I’ve got some good news to report!"

He shooed everyone else out as soon as he entered and plopped down next to Lu Yuanhang, "Just got you a spot on a hot foreign variety show, interested?"

"What kind of show?" Lu Yuanhang looked over with blurred vision, "My English isn’t great, it’s a weakness."

"Ah, no need to speak, just do it!"

Lu Yuanhang’s curiosity was piqued, "Don’t tell me it’s another survival game."

"I’m not joining! I never get any advantage!"

The agent laughed, "Oh, Brother Hang, this time it’s different. We’re representing China, we won’t let you lose too badly."

He winked, "Trust me, we’ve got everything set up abroad, all insiders. You just need to shine!"

"Really?" Lu Yuanhang was skeptical, "Every time you say there are insiders, but I never see them!"

The agent said solemnly, "This time, there really are!"

"Believe me one last time!"

Lu Yuanhang thought for a moment, "Alright, when do we leave?"

"Tomorrow!"

"So soon?!" Lu Yuanhang was surprised for a moment, but then resigned, "Well, I don’t want to see Brother Qi for now, might as well get away for a bit."

"I’ll inform the director right away,"

As the agent stood up and closed the door, his expression changed, and he spoke coldly into the microphone, "The big fish is hooked."

"Proceed with the plan as usual!"