Chapter 81: The director said, we must get pregnant tonight, pass it down!
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Zhou Nan's face flushed red, "You're talking nonsense! Who the hell has peeked at you while you were showering?!"
"Do you have any evidence?!"
Shi Huayi sneered, "At the graduation party, you were drunk, I used your face to unlock my phone and took a picture of myself, which is saved in there!"
"Shi Huayi!" Zhou Nan laughed in anger, "You really have some nerve."
"Playing dirty with me?!"
Faced with the pressure, Shi Huayi did not back down, "Are you any better? Sneaking into my shower and taking photos?!"
"At least blur the pictures if you're going to save them on your phone?"
"Aren't you afraid of losing your phone and having another sex scandal?"
Zhou Nan, feeling guilty, turned his face away, "It was just a random shot, do you have to make such a fuss about it?"
"Besides, no face was shown, how can you prove the naked guy is you?"
Shi Huayi smirked, "The black mole on my butt, in the same spot, it's still there now,"
"Do you want to see it?"
Zhou Nan wanted to say, 'I saw it last time when you were showering, why haven't you removed it yet?'
But seeing Shi Huayi really about to pull down his pants, he immediately cowered, "Hey, don't play this kind of game with me, or I'll expose you!"
"Go ahead," Shi Huayi looked fearless, "We're both alumni, what are you afraid of?"
Zhou Nan rolled his eyes helplessly, "What do you actually want?!"
"I want to upgrade our relationship!" Shi Huayi blurted out.
Zhou Nan, "..."
Upgrade?!
What kind of wild words are these?!
Even if they take a step back, given their current situation, let alone upgrading,
They might die on a mission without even knowing how!
Would he end up a widower, guarding a chastity plaque for life?!
His emotions gradually calmed, his face turning pale as he swiftly pulled out his phone and deleted the nude photo in front of Shi Huayi,
"I misled you before, I apologize,"
"From now on, let's go our separate ways and not hold each other back."
Shi Huayi narrowed his eyes, a mysterious current swirling in them, "Zhou Nan, you said it yourself!"
"Don't regret it!"
Zhou Nan forced a smile, scoffing, "Are you stealing Lu Siqi's lines?"
"Who knows if I'll regret it or not?"
"We'll see."
With that, he turned and walked away.
The moment the public restroom door closed, there was a sound of tiles cracking.
Zhou Nan was startled and quickened his pace, cursing inwardly, damn, why is this guy so prone to violence?!
When it comes to paying for damages,
Don't involve me!
After all, I'm not the one who did it!
The brief confrontation ended with a broken relationship.
When the host interviewed them about the aftermath of their date, Zhou Nan and Shi Huayi seemed to have agreed on their responses.
"Boring!"
"Terrible!"
"What happened?" The host was confused, pulling the microphone back, "You two seemed fine before you went."
This potential couple had been highly anticipated online,
With a good chance of becoming one of the rare successful pairs on this sweet journey,
But now it looked like
They were heading straight for a bitter breakup.
Before he could figure it out, someone leaned in, "They probably had an argument, like those childish fights."
"Hahaha, Sister Nan is telling the truth, it's clearly just a spat! It's normal for young couples to bicker!"
"You call that bickering? Didn't you see the staff dealing with an emergency just now?!"
"I heard it, the cameraman captured it, saying that the abandoned tiles in the bathroom were smashed! Looks like it was done with bare hands!"
"Is Shi Huayi about to get dumped?! I saw Zhou Nan come out first."
"Shi Huayi: Damn, we haven't even started dating, and it's already over, I smash!"
The host nodded in understanding and then handed the interview microphone to the other two, "Li Zimu, Gu Yuan, how was your date? Did you feel any chemistry?"
The two exchanged glances and then turned their heads to speak in unison,
"Not just chemistry, it was heart-stopping."
Especially when the four guests stood up and dove in together...
"Their expressions were hilarious, as if they were recalling something terrifying, completely unrelated to romance."
"Is the host really buying this?! And he looks so pleased?! This dating show is something else!"
"Looking forward to your next mutual selection," the host continued interviewing the next pair, "Sister Hong, Brother Feng, you two..."
He had barely finished his sentence when he noticed the wine glass in Luo Xiaohong's hand, "Wait, Sister Hong, you're drinking at noon?"
"The date was too scary, I need to calm my nerves." Luo Xiaohong raised her glass and made a toast to the camera.
A disciple behind the screen couldn't help but cover their face,
Oh no,
The alcohol craving is back, and it can't be controlled!
To avoid any negative influence, the host quickly shifted the focus of the interview, "Brother Li, Brother Xiao, how do you feel? Is there any potential for further development?"
Jian Li lifted his arm and casually draped it over Huo Xiao's shoulder, "Very good, we'll keep getting to know each other."
"Double-door men, worth having."
The comments became even more frenzied,
"Ah ah ah ah—double doors! Brother Li gets it!"
"Can't imagine how amazing it would be to see them cook together!"
"Ladies, wipe your drool, remember to screenshot and make a GIF!"
"Get married right here, you're killing me with sweetness!"
"You're already dating, when are you going to kiss?!"
"The last time they kissed out of sync was the last time!"
The director behind the monitor saw this comment and slowly nodded, deep in thought. The next second, he said to the assistant, "We need to arrange that scene."
"Out of sync kiss?" the assistant asked, puzzled.
The director, "Since they're kissing, why bother with being out of sync?"
"Isn't it better to give the fans something mature to watch?"
"Sure!"
The assistant immediately understood and turned to discuss with the planner.
"The director says we must shoot a bed scene tonight, pass it on."
The planner, after hearing this, found the staff, "The director says we must have a pregnancy tonight, pass it on!"
The staff turned around, "The director says... pass it on!"
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After lunch, the guests continued their tour.
Provence has a lot of natural scenery, and most places don't require admission fees.
First, they toured the lavender fields,
then visited the museum, and took photos in front of the fountain.
After a few hours, they returned to their accommodation in the evening.
The host was very excited and urged them,
"Quickly go to your rooms and freshen up, we have a special program tonight."
"What kind of special program?" Yuan Feng asked curiously.
The host grinned mischievously, "The kind where couples in the heat of love interact."
"Like physical intimacy."
Upon hearing this, Yuan Feng instinctively looked in Luo Xiaohong's direction,
She seemed to have heard something and slowly raised her hand, making a throat-slitting gesture,
as if silently threatening, 'If you dare to get intimate with me, I won't let you live past dawn!'
Yuan Feng swallowed hard and asked nervously,
"Can I skip it?"
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