Chapter 76: The relationships among the six of them are so tangled, let me sort them out!
by 全麥面包Chapter 76: The relationships among the six of them are so tangled, let me sort them out!
This song is so familiar; almost everyone from the '80s and '90s knows it.
The moment the melody starts, one feels like they've been injected with adrenaline, eager to rush to the front of the stage for an encore.
The director behind the monitor is no exception, sitting in his chair and humming along, "The person I'm waiting for hasn't come, the person I'm waiting for doesn't understand—"
After singing this line, he suddenly feels something is off and immediately sits up straight, "Wait?!"
"This is supposed to be a dating show, right?!"
"Why does it feel like a fraternity meeting?!"
The assistant is sweating on his forehead, "Exactly! If they keep singing, they'll start forming a brotherhood!"
"Director, look,"
"Luo Xiaohong is already standing on her chair, ready to go,"
"Oh my, she actually did a backflip?!"
"Damn, there's even a foreigner cheering and clapping on the side?!"
"Director—"
"If you don't control it now, it will be uncontrollable—"
The production staff have never experienced such a scene,
Even if it were a fight, it would be with words, not physical force like this!
They have no doubt that if a sword were thrown,
Luo Xiaohong would wield it on the spot.
And those two on stage, why are they so engrossed in their singing,
Their eyes glued together as if they had once roamed Tongluowan together?!
Luo Chen seems to be infected by the atmosphere, humming along, his eyes full of envy,
If he weren't burdened by debt, could he also live so freely and carefree?!
At least he wouldn't be controlled or coerced into doing illegal things?!
After the song ends, Zhou Nan and Shi Huayi both seem to want more, so they try to request another song, but the host quickly stops them, "Alright, that's enough for the talent show,"
"Now comes the main event of the evening,"
"The mutual selection round!"
"You're starting already?" Zhou Nan pouts, "We just met today, what's there to choose?"
Hearing this, Shi Huayi winks and whispers, "Old Zhou, we've known each other for a while, how about we team up?"
"Whoa—" Zhou Nan thinks for a second, "That's not a bad idea, let's do it!"
Hearing the affirmative answer, Shi Huayi secretly breathes a sigh of relief and glances at Nan Nan in the audience, a smug smile on his face,
See that?!
Your Senior Brother Zhou,
Is mine!
Nan Nan widens her eyes, "......It's not over yet, don't celebrate too early."
Wow, you two are giving me a headache!
Once all the guests have returned to their seats, the host, holding a megaphone, says, "The mutual selection process is very simple, just send a text message to the designated number."
"Let me emphasize, you can only choose one person. Choosing more or less will be considered a forfeit."
He scans the room, then excitedly continues after a few seconds, "If the mutual selection is successful, there will be a date tomorrow,"
"Looking forward to it?!"
......
Six dots fly across the room.
The host's smile freezes, and he tries to salvage the situation, "Well, I'm looking forward to it."
"Now, please get your phones ready, type in the name of the person you like, and when I give the command, send it to 9XXXXXXX."
"Begin—"
Lu Siqi, who is mostly sober, glances at someone out of the corner of his eye, still harboring a sliver of hope.
Will he choose me?
Just like before,
No matter how much the outside world criticizes us, he always stands by me...
Comforting himself with these thoughts, he types in two characters on his phone.
Lu Yuanhang, trying to peek, finds that Lu Siqi's phone has a privacy screen,
So he reluctantly retracts his gaze and starts typing on his own keyboard.
"Brother Siqi will choose me, right?"
"After all, Jian Li treated him like that,"
"Chasing after him would make me look so cheap!"
"Then I'd really be a scumbag!"
Lu Yuanhang, full of hope and extreme confidence, sent his name.
Ten minutes later, the host on stage, holding the results with excitement, "Let's see which pair succeeded!"
He opened the paper handed to him by the staff, his face full of disbelief, "My God!"
"Four pairs actually succeeded?!"
"For the first time in our dating show's history!"
"Our love show has never had such a successful match!"
"Now, let’s see who they are!"
"Oh wow? The first pair is the ones who sang about brotherhood just now!"
"Congratulations, Zhou Nan and Shi Huayi!"
Upon hearing his name, Shi Huayi gave Nan Nan a mocking smile,
The latter pouted, "If you two can stay paired up, then you’re something."
"Hahaha! Such an obvious provocation, Shi Huayi can't see it?!"
"The next pair is, the boss lady and her little sidekick!" the host continued, "Luo Xiaohong and Yuan Feng!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the boss lady and her sidekick hugged each other,
"Good brothers, forever!"
"Ha, these two are so serious! Just for the sake of Vendetta Squad, never leaving or abandoning each other?!"
"The next pair is, Li Zimu and Gu Yuan!"
Li Zimu turned her head, "Bro, I like your sharp tongue!"
Gu Yuan responded, "Sis, I like your strength!"
"What's going on with this pair?! The atmosphere is even stranger?!"
The host deliberately cleared his throat, "Now, let's announce the last pair of guests,"
Lu Siqi and Lu Yuanhang were both nervous until they heard the two names combined, their expressions turning gloomy.
"Let's congratulate, Huo Xiao and Jian Li!"
"Looking forward to tomorrow's date, right?!"
Lu Yuanhang turned his head, "Bro, you didn't choose me?"
"Why should I choose you?" Lu Siqi's voice was cold, "You're just my adopted brother without any blood relation."
"I—"
But I—
Lu Yuanhang didn't have time to finish before seeing Lu Siqi stand up directly, "I'll go back to the hotel to rest."
"Bro, wait for me!"
Lu Yuanhang hurriedly chased after him.
The cameraman standing nearby rolled his eyes, "......These two are crazy."
Can I wrap up now?!
"Tomorrow, how do you want to date?"
Huo Xiao's clear and ambiguous voice entered Jian Li's ears, who then turned his head, licking the remaining alcohol from the corner of his mouth, "Whatever, there are six of us anyway,"
"Let's do something big together."
"What the hell, six people dating together?! And doing something big?! Will this pass the review?!"
"Shi Huayi: So? I finally got to be with my wife, and you want to butt in?!"
"BGM: If we have this life, we'll be brothers; if not, we'll think of each other in the next!"
"Tony Leung: If we're brothers, let's do something big!"
"I want to be alone," Huo Xiao lowered his voice, saying four words,
Before he could finish, someone eagerly interrupted, "I also want to date alone!"
Six people are too crowded!
Yuan Feng widened his eyes, looking at Shi Huayi in disbelief,
"Brother Yi, you want to abandon me?!"
"Family, I'm dying laughing, the relationships in Vendetta Squad are so messy, let me sort them out!"
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